Last Day of The Month of February

On Friday went to Carmen Hor's house to gamble and catch up with her. Gosh, I sucked at 21. Lost RM 6 :(

Had dinner with Yong Shan, Kyle, Hui Xian, Hwang Jie, Wen Yi and Yee Jian at Wong Kok Char Chan Teng. Yong Shan actually wanted to give us a treat, but we strongly disagreed and paid her our dinner.

Then Kyle and I went back to my place, played Left 4 Dead 2. Then went to Ong Man Li's house and pay her a visit. Then went to Shu Teng's house at 10:30 p.m and learn how to play mahjong. What's with the flower tiles and north, south, east, west?

Today is grandma's birthday, drank alot of Chinese tea. So much until at one point I told the waiter.

"wo bu yao zhai he le, wo hen bao." I don't want to drink anymore, I'm very full."

And that bugger went to refill my cup for the 10th time.

Went back flooded Africa XD

Then futsal with Kyle and the rest. Kent joined. There were many "what the heck?!", "Oh my gosh!!!", "How can you miss from that range?!!", "Oiii foul lah!!", "This is getting pathetic.." moments during futsal. Oh and Santosh, you have earned today's blooper of the day. He managed to be like THAT Arsenal goalkeeper and push Kyle's dad's shoot into his own net.

=_________= bravo Santosh, we all love you.

Soon the game turned a little one sided, which was frickin' pathetic. Rib cage hurts after blocking Uncle Sui's shot.

Bibi and Mac (Nah Wan Zhuin, You Mangkuk)

During Cina New Nian, I brought Mac back. Its her first Chinese New Year and her first balik kampung. How awesome right?

Yeah, and to think grandma wants me to throw away Mac =(

And my cousin, brought back Bibi. Bibi managed to sniff Mac from the guest room to the kitchen, and Mac has a new K9 friend. Here's some pictures for ya'll to see.

Bibi guarding Mac.

"Help?"

Awwwhhhh, which one cuter, Bibi or Mac?

=)

Meet Rico....

My cousins have this dog, a husky I think.

His name is Rico........he's kinda old but damn it, I have never heard him bark for the whole day at all.

Poor Rico, panting outside. The weather is testing him for sure.

Its such a pity that my uncle don't allow Rico into the house to enjoy the air cond, instead the other dog, Bibi, gets to be a bitch in the house.

And I hate it when that bitch follows me and licks my toe why playing FIFA 10.

Seatbelt?

Hmmmm....Kyle, what happened to the seatbelt?

Oh shit, its a Myvi, what do you expect? XD

16th of March....

SPM Results....16th of March. Damn high now......

CNY pics Day 1

Woke up 6 a.m just to rush back to Malacca to avoid heavy traffic on Friday. I love this picture.

Shit.

Mac meet a new friend called Bibi :D

Bud's

Hehehehe....hungry?

Parents bought me Bud's cuz I've been a very very good boy =_____="

In less than 30 minutes...... =)

I R n00l3

Was playing FIFA 10 on my cousin's Final Fantasy XIII Playstation 3 Slim set (the pink graphics on the consoles makes the PS3 Slim soooo ghey.)

Anyway, was killing time and decided to play a friendly match against China on Amateur mode. You know you sucked at FIFA 10 when you accidentally scored an own goal against a terrible team like China, with 3 minutes of added time left and on the 2nd lowest difficulty level in the game. And what a way to 'mistakenly' press the shoot button instead of the 'clear ball' button.

Wes Brown you schmuck.

Andy a.k.a Kittyman's Birthday @ Jaya One Mamak

Andy's birthday today. The only guy and probably the only person that has such an obsession about Hello Kitty, he literally collects all Hello Kitty products. You name it, pillows, soft toys, pencil cases and pink shirts. And the cake, pink.

He even perasan until thinks that he's as cute as Hello Kitty.

I remember when we had to introduce ourselves in class on the first week of the semester, we thought he was bullshitting about liking Hello Kitty. Until he gave us that serious look, and the whole class went O.O!!

Andy conducting the awful ear drum piercing rendition of the birthday song. Epic fail but..........it all came from our very very pink, fragile heart kay? Happy birthday Andy, enjoy your 19th.

Last week, Mr. Lawrence, our creative thinking lecturer asked us to do a name tag of us. Chian's name tag, a pink bow..........soo cute. I can't stop laughing at him, but he had balls to wear it :D

See Jane, I told you Jeen Pei was getting her freak on lately. That's why today I sat next to Syafiq :D

Meet Jane, 18 and one of the most active photographer in class.

Oh yeah, quotes of the day....

"Oh shit, you must be serious." - Mr. Lawrence.

"You know sometimes your parents would ask you to call 'uncle', even though that person is 18 years old? I hate that, your 'uncle' is your mother or father's brother. Don't you dare call me uncle, I give you one nice slap on the face XD." - Mr. Lawrence.

"Generally, boys are more emotional than girls now." - Ms. Suhana

Today's lesson, valuable

Both Sides Are At Fault

Hey guys, how are ya'll doing? I'm pretty busy with college work, I have an assignment to do and I'm supposed to buy place cards for presentation skills class and design my own unique name tag for creative thinking class. Until Jane reminded me....... DAAARRRGGHHH!!!

Anyway, I'm sure you people are aware of my former secondary school's 'crazy shit'. For example, from what I saw the Facebook status that has been posted by my friends who are still in SMK Seri Mutiara, Mr Chew and Pn. Yean has been very unreasonable and being ridiculous with you all in school.

A fine example..........sports bra.

I understand that Mr.Chew has been conduction the sports bra spot check, and from my point of view, I find it very disturbing for the female students in the school, and its no small matter to the parents too. Dear headmistress or whoever who got pangkat in the school, if you're reading this can you please take some damn action before the students will be a pain in your ass?!

Put yourself in these girls position, what if YOU were them, and you had some married middle aged man conduction bra checks on you. Would this incident leave a bad mark on your school life forever? If I was that girl, it would. And can you imagine if their kids, asking their mum how their school life was and hearing that sport bra checks were conduction and no white ribbons rule existed?

You must be fucking kidding me.

I know, you teachers, you so called administrators in SMK Seri Mutiara want to make the school look like a control school, with perfect discipline and so. But why on Earth you want to be like others when you can choose not to give a damn and let the school be. Sure, you want good discipline then fine, SET A REASONABLE AND LOGIC SCHOOL RULES.

When I was studying in SMK Seri Mutiara for 5 years, I had to follow, obey and give in to ridiculously, God forsaken rules like....

1) No staplers
2) No marker pens, highlight pens
3) No correction tapes
4) No medicines allowed

Until now, looking back, whoever set these rules must have had a sad school life before. No staplers? I couldn't imagine staplers can cause major damage to the school building, school environment, or affect any student's studies. Whenever the students need to tidy up their projects at the last minute in school, the stapler tool is handy. Heck, sometimes the teacher need student's help to do their work.

Marker pens and highlight pens. I had mine confiscated by Mr.Chan when I was form one. Those pens were bought for my history project. Do you think I have time vandalizing the school's property? Heck no.

Correction tape. Teachers, do you prefer a student crossing out a wrong sentence or a wrong equation in a messy way or you want them to use a correction tape? Think wisely please.

No medicines. One time I had a bad headache, I went to the school office, asked for a Panadol and my request was rejected. What the fuck man?! A 15 year old student knows what the heck is a Panadol tablet. Its not a lethal drug, it soothes headaches and so on. If you think its dangerous, then don't bother having them stored in the school.

To be honest, for the last 5 years in SMK Seri Mutiara, and as a prefect, I hate the way how the school handles cases and rules. I don't understand, is it hard to hear what the students need to say and voice out? They are the ones who have to live with the rules in school everyday. I really really wish any teacher who bumped into this post will bring up this matter for the next how many umpteenth teacher's meeting.

I do not understand why a 'beg berfesyen' like the sling bag, that ridiculously ugleeh Adidas bag was not allowed in school. I mean, as long as the students have something to keep their books in right? Sometimes I laugh at the rules set by the school, and I do feel sad for students who are still stuck in that school.

Well, the teachers are not the only one to be blamed, I'm not gonna let the current batch of Mutiarians off the hook.

Its simple, for girls, if Mr Chew harassed you infront of your friends or in the school ground infront of a large crowd, report to your parents. How hard can it be? Unless you and your parents don't live under the same roof. You tell me, which parent is ok to let some middle aged married man check their daughter's bra?

And to my friends who always curse, complain, get pissed and emo about Mr. Chew. Get a fucking life, go and complain. Stop fucking around with yourself. Wake the fuck up!! Sometimes I feel like laughing and telling you how much of a pussy you people are. You don't like a person, confront him/her in a well mannered way. Don't raise your voice against that person. And you better damn right make sure you have strong evidence to support your argument.

"chew can suck donkey balls n chop off his own cause he is one fucked up dog n he is ntg but a piece of fucked up shitty ass motherfucker.!!!!!!!!!!!" - Anonymous idiot.

"fucked up mr.chew....homeless motherfucking ass......waits at the school gate every morning like a police inspector....thinks that he owns the fucking school..... i think he waits at his house gate in the morning and does that to his kids..." - Anonymous idiot.

(if you know who am I referring to, tell them I DARE them to face Mr.Chew and confront him. If they say no, tell them I called them a pussy)

Yeah, 3 years ago if you start a group page to go against a certain teacher, most would think its cool and wicked but now......you kinda have to think twice now.

Yes, a few years ago I created this group to go against Mr. Chan. Back then he was really pissing everyone off. Was caught, wasn't suspended, only let off the hook with a serious warning. Members of that group was not punished, only the admin of the group.

Learned my lesson, and like about last few weeks someone invited me to be a fan of that group. Think again, if you really dislike/hate/loathe that person that much, keep it to yourself and your friends, no need to show it by joining a group like that and start cursing around like a 12 year old kid who just watched South Park. Just join and be real about yourself and not be a dick.


Last but not least, to Mr.Chew and Pn Yean. Please treat the students with respect if you want the same favour to return to you. Mr. Chew I hope that you will realize what mistakes you have done and what traumatic experience you left at the female students, for those will be with them as long as they can remember their school life. You better be prepared if some angry parent come confronting you about your 'efforts' in curbing the school's discipline.

Pn. Pengetua, I really hope you read this. Think about the students, will you? They are supposed to enjoy school life, not loathe it every day of their life. I'm sure you want to see students looking forward to coming to school and being happy.

(It would be funny if the admin of that Anti-Chew group got mad after reading this blog post and start to create a group to 'anti' me. And it would be more surprising who would join that group. :D And I really hope that Angeline Lam and my blog post would be brought up to SMK Seri mutiara's administrators and hope that this will wake them up.)

Jared's 19th @ IACT & Redbox, The Curve

Ok....yesterday was Jared's birthday, and class 201001 gave him a surprise birthday celebration for our part-time Starbucks barrister boy :D

Bought the cake, got the candles, until we found out we don't have a matchbox or a lighter.

"Go ask smokers, confirm alot wan..."

Happy 21st 19th Birthday Jared!!!

Before Jared came into class, pictures!!

Guess what was I doing? I bought this Extra Mint Chewing Gum like yesterday for creative thinking class, but I somehow couldn't find a way to open that damn capsule.

I spent the whole night trying to open it, trust me. Until after going into class also still figuring it out. And Jason, the dude sitting next to me, took less than a minute with a key to open it =____="

"Call me your savior, I opened it already =)"

Its been awhile since I wore this shirt.
G_ F_CK
Y__RS_LF

The minute Jared came in, Bryan then switched off the lights, and we gave sang a birthday song so awesome, William Hung would make it go platinum and stay for weeks at number one on the Billboard Top 10.

"I'd kiss you if you were a girl..." XD

Jason's gift to Jared. Done in an hours time, can you imagine if he had enough time, instead of rushing it to complete it. Awesome.

Clement....... our class senior, entertaining us with his funny side.

'There...you put that THING in that HOLE ah? You know? Wait, you really don't know how to DO IT meh? You just insert then gao dim already!! Still blur ah? Got instruction manual wan don't worry, easy job. If I can master it, you can do it too!!"
(No no no no, it was all made up. Was telling them about kebabs, I'm serious!!)

If there was a class that can make me feel so drowsy and drugged up....its advertising principles. Book the text book, never bring for class. Smart ass.

First 20 minutes, half of the class resting their heads on the table. Then at 2 p.m, lecturer then gave us a 10 minute break, we all rush to 7-11 to revive ourselves.

The class was only interesting when our lecturer showed us funny ads from other countries.

I liked the Virgin Airlines ad. Frickin' brokeback mountain with that "How Deep Is Your Love" song by Bee Gees.

Yes, I was really interested and paying attention in the class. I really do =D

I'm kinda worried about my classmate sitting next to me. Meet Jeen Pei, she can be as hyperactive as a 8 year old kid on sugar rush after 5 packets of Oreo's. I'm not so sure what she's gonna do to me on the next class o.O??

Jane....HEEEEEEEELP!!!

Anyway, after class most of us semangat go karaoke at The Curve. Again, traffic was bad. Pictures again do the talking...

The karaoke session was awesome and funny. Who knew, we would all go nuts on "Bad Romance", 'Poker Face", "I Gotta Feeling", "Love Story" and "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

O.o?

I left by 5:15 p.m, had to drop Immy back at Jaya One area. And again, for the 2nd time, stuck in a 2 hour jam =________=

RM 492.20....so close to the RM 500 mark :D

"Alriiiight...who's paying it?"

*looks at Jared*

Signal Lah You Old Fart!!

Today's jam......frickin' unbelievable. Even though I got my lazy ass off from bed and got out of the house by 7:30 a.m, there will be jam.

Today memang fucking embarassing. I was concentrating on driving and picking up coins from my car's cup holder. I didn't feel them whether are they 20 cents or 10 cents, I just simply take. Then, I thought it was 50 cent, green like at toll I just go.

Then....the kakak shouted at me in a nice way (not the scolding type) and told me I was short of 10 cents. =________=" I was so malu-fied wei. The toll booth attendant had to get out of her booth and come to me just to take 10 cents.

Then a few seconds later....jam. Massive shit jam.

Every 5 minutes, move a few inches. Its that bad kids. From 7:40 a.m until 8:05 a.m I'm still at the after-toll section, chewing mint. The amount of mint chewing gum I took during traffic jam ours can kill all of my sperms already. Tak payah lahir anak untuk keluarga :D

8:45 a.m......just reach Mid Valley. Again, jam. 9:20 a.m, clocked in at Jaya One. The worst record for me. Last week was 8 a.m.

And my computer graphics class starts and 9 a.m, and my lecturer say whoever comes after 9:10 a.m, doors will be locked. =(

But thank God, my lecturer is sooooo kind, he didn't. He had to mark a L for late for me. I was quite pissed at myself.

Today's class, taught about the shape modifying tool and pen tool in Adobe Illustrator. Most of my classmates detest that pen tool.

I missed out on the shape modifying tool, and again, God bless my computer graphics lecturer for taking his time to make sure I catch up.

Class ended at 11:30 a.m. Jared and Levi was like still cursing on the pen tool.

Called Benji to yum cha at Maluri. And I set my personal best, 17 minutes out of PJ Area :D

On the way to Maluri just at the Jalan Cheras highway, there was this stupid driver that really made me wanna swing my pedal lock right towards his window. The driver, in his Proton Iswara Aeroback, was driving in between the lines seperating middle lane and right lane. So I thought maybe he's lost so I just decide to cut him through politely.

Motherfuck!!! He tiba-tiba horn like an aggressive driver. He was tailgating me dangerously, and then he switched to the right lane and tried to get even with me. Traffic was slow, so he took the time and wind down his window, and ask me to do the same.

"Hello woii!! You don't know how to drive ah?!"

"Eh uncle, next time give a bloody signal before deciding which damn lane to go to. You know you're blocking the motorists also right?!"

And that fella started to curse me in Indian language, staring at me.

"Uncle, just because I don't understand what you're saying doesn't mean I don't know that you're cursing me!! Can you please don't hog the fast lane ah?! You're not the only one driving on that lane kay?!"

Off he went off, angrily. When red light, one motorcyclist tapped my window, asking me whether was I alright. I acknowledged him with a smile.

What's with you drivers now? Malaysian weather make you all pretty cocked up huh?

Shit Hits The Fan

I tell you guys, you will never know how fun class is.....only after you're at college. I'm serious, my creative thinking lecturer made the whole class realized that 11 years of OUR education system only made us to nod and not express our creativity, thus it made our creativity left to collect dust in our minds.

11 years, we were made to suck in everything that has ben thrown to our face, and to believe that there is always one answer, when in reality, there are endless answers and solutions to answer a question.

Everyone is creative, even the ones who sucked at arts or can't write poetry. Solving a problem, thinking of a solution, we're already using our creativity for our own purposes.

Today's class was 1 p.m to 6p.m, and 6 p.m means that getting out of Jaya One in 10 minutes is impossible.

First class was presentation class. Not trying to promote IACT, but to be honest, I've never meet such laid back yet fun and someone that you can relate to even the age gap is kinda big. My presentation skills lecturer is like, one of the many lecturers in IACT that the students can relate to.

For presentations class, no exams, just presentations and place cards.

For today's class activity, we were asked to go up to the stage and present about 3 things we do not know about the one sitting next to us. I just found out Syafiq is an adrenaline junkie who loves to climb to high places and jump from there :D

Oh oh oh, did you know that even I'm taller than Syafiq, I am afraid of heights. Erm no? Shit

Oh and here's some of my presentation skills lecturer punya quotes of the day

"No sexual or porn topics. I know I know, you all having raging hormones and especially guys, who see every pretty girl also wanna hump."

"I can tolerate with vulgarities in my class, but mind you I can hit back at you with vulgar words, twice cuz I'm older than you." XD

Surprisingly, class ended after 1 hour 30 minutes, then a 30 minute break was given to us. I dislike Jaya One's mamak. No not the quality of the food, is the price.

RM 8.70 for maggi goreng ayam, which taste like any other mamak eateries. =_______=

Decided to head down to Cold Storage with Immy, Jason and gang. The rest followed us but soon went to mamak and yum cha.

Oh yeah, Cold Storage sucked....for the price.

Before creative thinking class, lecture room was alive and kicking. Realized that everyone loves Russell Peters and Chris Rock, not to forget....Dave Chapelle. Rick James....bitch!!!
Then creative thinking class started, Mr. Lawrence........one of the coolest lecturer I've meet. In his 50's but like our presentation skills lecturer, we students can relate to.

And of course, his memorable quotes of the day....

"Sure, being in this field is alot of hardwork, but imagine the shitload of money they are paying you."

"Once when I was at your age, in a university where my lecturer once told me, 99% men think of porn. The other 1%? They tried not to think of it."

"One of the biggest problem you'll face in this creative field....dealing with stupid people. Not meaning the dumb ones, the ones that is blind and thinks narrowly without an open mind."

"Anyone of you from Lim Kok Wing? That joke from Cyberjaya?"
(I love this one, so 100% true)

Time flies when you enjoy your class, never a dull moment today and I really look forward to the next Wednesday class.

Oh yeah everything was cool until the after class scenario....traffic jam. Coming out of Jaya One parking lot, sometimes you thought...

"Shit, I think I made the day's shittiest decision for now. Period."

5:54 p.m, out of parking lot,
6 p.m. still just outside the perimeter parking bay,
6:30 p.m at Jalan University (not even near the hospital)
And I tell you, Jalan University (sorry bout the language) has the most fuckiest, shittiest, make you go WTF in milliseconds and make you wanna scream in the car like a crazy frustrated driver. Its like, green light last for 3 seconds? 3 SECONDS DAMN IT!!! And then you and the rest of the 100+ drivers have to wait for 5-7 minutes. Its like every 2 cars only had the privilege to get out of this mess and get stuck in another one after a few seconds.

I wish there was a picture showing how jam is the highway, my pathetic Nokia camera died.

Reach toll by 7:30 p.m, at Leisure Mall 20 minutes later, and 8 p.m baru sampai rumah. 2 hours of shitty jam for me after a fun day at college. =(

GTA Can Be Studied.....

You wouldn't believe what I studied today for Mass Communication class.........

Grand Theft Auto :D

Actually the whole class was discussing whether do videogames make kids want to kill or be violent? Of course first videogame that comes to mind is.....

Grand Theft Auto

Class today was fun, learned something which is very useful. That we should not believe the news that different media mass gives us and we should compare and do research about it.

Active and passive audiences...... :D

Oh yeah, my previous post punya pictures, all from Jane. Sorry ah shorty, have to steal reference from your Facebook college album.

Everyday after class we all would never fail to have yum cha sessions, guess college life is all about yum cha-ing, assignments and books. Today, my college, IACT, so sayang us until belanja Domino's pizza for first semester students. So many boxes of pizza, but only 2 flavours, vegetarian and Hawaiian.

Jasan Chai, one of the 3 Jason(s) in my class, is the only vegetarian among the 30+ people.

Here's some pictures, again thanks to Jane : )

Jeen Pei, Joelle and Shanor

Jason, Me, Syafiq and Imran a.k.a Immy

The rest...

Jason Chai, vegetarian and first in line XD

While we all starve..... =(

It could be better if there was peperoni and cheese.

"What's pizza without peperoni?" - Levi and Jared.

And for the first time for everyone.....we didn't spend on lunch. Huurraah!!! RM 5 for parking, saved RM 10 thank you sooo much.

WTB PS3 80gb Phat

Want to buy Playstation 3, phat version, 80gb. If you guys have anyone who wants to sell, inform me kay. Thanks alot :D

Yum chaaaaaa

At times when you're stuck in a horrible jam, a long one, and also you need to answer nature's calling (Note : Toilet break).

Today's English class was fun, icebreaking games was enjoyable too. Get to know better about my classmates, like who likes metal rock songs, who likes fried kuey tiaw, who likes yum cha and so on.

Then we were asked by our class lecturer, Miss Joanne, to draw a number on a piece of paper. I drew the number 2. Then, she told us that each person has to come out to tell stuff about yourself based on the number that you have chosen.

Imran... drew number 8, changed to number 5. XD

Oh yeah, at one part everyone laugh like mad fellas. One fella made me laugh until got tears.

Yeah after CLASS yum cha session with friends at Old Town Cafe (by the way, today spent all my money. RM 15 gone in minutes, fucking nasi lemak rendang chicken RM 9, Wendy's Ice cream and then parking ticket makes up the rest).

Shafiq, Bryan, Jared and Patrick.

Austin, our so-called waiter for the day and me.

Then, from Oldtown Cafe I can see the 'awesome' traffic jam that's waiting for me to be part of the mess. I took another long short cut, at least better than being stuck for 20 minutes like last Friday (Last Friday so bad until got stuck in a roundabout for 15 minutes so)

No matter which road I took, I ended up getting stuck in a God forsaken jam. Then, what makes matters worst......I really really need to go to the gents. Had and need and must attend to nature's calling. Or else......

Yeah, getting stuck in a jam and in a need to go to the gents is the worst scenario ever for a Malaysian driver.

I had to speed all the way to the federal highway, was very close not paying the toll (sorry kak, adik saya nak muntah) and thank goodness no police checkpoint.

Reach home, straight rush to bathroom. Ahhhhhhhh..............