Saturday, May 17, 2008

Ferrari......prrrrrrr

Every little boy's dream is to own an ultra fast car.....like a Ferrari. Finally, my dream came true. Ma, I got Ferrari!!!!
Remember that craze about collecting those small yet limited edition Ferrari's? I have 2 out of the possible 7. Sigh......



Only two......


The F40......


....and the classic 25O GTO.

I'm suppose to study moral BTW.....but instead I asked my 2 Ferrari models to model for me. SWT.















The famous prancing horse logo for Ferrari.


Collected 2 out of 7 limited Ferrari models. Better luck next time.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day at church

Woke up at 8 a.m, had breakfast, hugged mum for being the best mum to me. Dad came back from morning market, late as usual. Then took a quick bath, water pressure was low (Damn it Tenaga!!!)

Today's the second week of the month, my dad and I have to be the Ushers of the day. Had to arrive to church early to great every single church member and visitors arriving. Guess how many germs I caught from shaking 70+ members? You guess lah.....

After that, went inside to see the performance by the children's church.


(Picture was taken through snapshot of the video I recorded)

Then....Adrian my friend prepares to take the stage. He's gonna perform his own song with his sister on stage.


Then the children were asked to give pink roses to their mums.........



"Do'h Luis!!!!!!!!!!!!"




"Get down from the stage, stop monkeying around!!!"


"Aiyayayai..........." Grace a.k.a Cartoon slaps her forehead.

Well....my video was ruined by the number of kids walking around infront of me while I am recording the video. Here are some screen shots.

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Two

Three

This picture makes Adrian look like performing on a street, with 'pedestrians' walking around.


Four

And like any other rapper.....Adrian forgot his lyrics. Oh boy...

"Crap crap CRAP!!!!"

After the performance, all mothers of R.O.C were asked to line up infront and be prayed by Pastor Jaycee Cheah.




My mum in the middle.


Then after that, all of the received gifts from the Ladies Ministry.

I seriously have nothing to blog for today. Just blogging for the sake of blogging. Oh wait, I shouldn't be blogging on the Sabbath. Gee....I broke my promise. Sorry God.

Futsal was bad for me. I was short breath for the whole game. Don't tell me my asthma is coming back to haunt me.

Dinner....went out. Dad treated us to a tasty dinner at our usual Chinese restaurant.

Nothing to blog now......it's 10 p.m, guess the Manchester United game is on. Hope they win, and Chelsea lose. Muahahahaha.......

A blessed Mother's Day

Like my secretary no need a 2 hour break after managing my blog. I macam ibu dia pulak. Apa ni?!
Nevermind.....let her rest.

Anyway, Maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com would like to dedicate this blog post to all the mothers, mamis, mummies, ma de, marder, nia ma and many many more.

Because.....mothers are special. They always have the same 24/7 job that God gave them.

Awwhhhh............

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Edison Chen experience (18 SX)

(This blog contains stupidity. Readers are advised by the author of the blog. Please leave the blog site if you're easily offended by accidentally watching porn. Thank you.)


It started out very very innocent. I was doing English revision with Kyle. While searching for A4 paper to do our essay writing, we stumbled into the very very rare video of.....Edison Chen's sex tape.

Note: WE SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW IT WAS THERE!!! AND WE WERE CURIOUS!!!

I was the 'photographer' for the incident.

Kyle was shocked....trust me. In the beginning, it shows a slideshow of all the chicks (actresses) that Edison banged....with the remix of the song "Apologized" by OneRepublic.

Kyle and his brother.....was disturbed.

Then, the DVD showed Maggi Q, engaging in 'dirty' acts.

"Hoooo boy....."- Daniel a.k.a Maccaroni Boy


Kyle couldn't tahan already, so he decided to throw a pillow towards the Full HD Sony Bravia TV.

He did it.


After another slideshow.....another video came along. Erm......viewer's discretion advised. Don't say i didn't warn ya.

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I on the other hand....

....was speechless and shocked too.

Kyle....

....needs to be sent to the hospital A.S.A.P.

And he immediately create a poster to warn his fellow friends not to watch porn. Serious.

With Photoshop version 2.

Oh boy, I regret watching the video. It just took 8 minutes of my life.

Another long notice from the author through the secretary

As the secretary of Maccaroniboyz.blogpot.com, I would like to noticed the readers that Daniel and his fellow former blogger, Kyle Sui Yee Khai, has suffered mental illness after accidently watching the Edison Chen sex tape a few days ago. The author would like to apologized and ask back his 8 minutes of life time from God. Due to the fact of low quality picture in the video, the author would like to warn every single one of his readers to not, be too curious to watch the sex tape. Even in the deepest temptation to watch it, the author would like to wish you good luck in making through the whole video.

While tomorrow, which is Sunday, is the last day of the Barclay's Premier League. He would be praying to Almighty God for hoping that Chelsea will draw against relegation-threaten Bolton. He would like to send a request to Bolton that he wants 10 men as the defensive line up. He would also like to ask God to make the pitch of the JJB Stadium, home to Wigan, to be pitch perfect, as the author of the blog has heard numerous reports about the pitch being the worst in the league.

He would also like to send his deepest sympathies to the people of Myanmar, that he wish to donate an amount of money to the victims of the Cyclone Nargis.

The author would also like to laugh out loud (LOL) to Shu Teng's so called reply post about my previous note from the author. He has made a statement....

"I have decided to hire a secretary, knowing that some times, I couldn't be always updating my blog site. Maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com will be closed while when I am having exams, holidays, viruses on my PC, lazy e.t.c. Hiring a secretary for the blog site is the wisest decision, I can just sit back, relaxs, and let my secretary do the typing for me. Hmmm.....has my fellow blogger and schoolmate Shu Teng a.k.a Fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com ever had a back up plan if she can't blog always? I would like to send my deepest condolences regards to her. Oh yeah, I would like to thank her for supporting Manchester United. Thank you very much, I'll appreciate it."

The author would also be posting the Edison Chen incident after I finished posting this notice. Pictures will be posted too.

He would also like to wish good luck to those who are sitting for exams. Especially the form 3 and 5 students.

Before I end my notice, I would like to thank the author's readers for taking their time to read this post. Take care, and God bless.





Prepared by:
Maccaroni Secretary

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Blog site will be closed.........

For a week Maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com will be closed.....for the moment. Normal operations will resume on Saturdays and Sundays. 9-10:30 p.m.
Exams has caused the author-creator of the blog to go cookoo and nuts around his kediaman. Due to his craziness....his parents are finding last resorts for him to cure. We apologized for any inconvenience caused, thus you'll have to get used to it for the whole year of 2008.

The author would also like to state that Manchester United will win the title on the last day of the Barclay's Premier League (which was formerly known by mamak people like you and me, EPL). The author would also like to send a message to Arsenal and Chelsea fans that they can eat his shorts. He would also like to comment that Chelsea depends on money to fight in the league, and he thinks that Sunderland plays a better season than them. He also believes that the more high quality players that Chelsea buys, the crappier they will be. He would also like to send his deepest condolences to Arsenal, for having one of their worst season. His condolences will be also sent to Derby fans around Malaysia, for being the worst league team ever, with an astonishing 11 points. Sunderland previously held that record.

As you know, the author of the blog will also not be posting on Sundays, and his post about the last day of the Barclay's Premier League will not be presented in deep and rich detail. For Sunday is also the Sabbath, the author would like to respect his God for resting his born-for-blogging 10 fingers. The Sabbath is a rest day, according to the Bible, for your information.

The author would also like to wish Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool good luck for next year's competition, for it will be more tougher.

He would also like to send his congrats to the FA of Malaysia, for having the most shocking scandal in their history of Malaysian league football, which is match fixing scandal.

Before I as the secretary of Maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com, the author would also like to laugh out loud about the recent happenings in the Parliament. "One big foot and one monkey, LOL" qouted the author. He would also like to laugh out loud about the reports of spending by our smart Government, and also about the total usage of Ringgits to send a angkasawan to space. He also bet that the mat sallehs from around the world, is laughing out loud at us.

Last but not least, if Maths and Science were to be taught back to Malay, he will be very very pissed.

And he wonders that whether is his school is that poor to not afford monthly electricity bills. He would also like to remind SMK Seri Mutiara that if the school would wanted to participate in Earth Hour, which is turning off electricity of buildings for an amount of hours....it is too late for them. For the author has been suffering heatiness for 4 days already during his exams.

This is what the author want to post, before the temporary closing of his blog site. And before I as his secretary ends his blog post, he would like to happily remind his readers that the events that happened from 5th of May to 20th of May, will be posted once his exams are over.

Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.
God bless.





Prepared by:
Maccaroni secretary

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I AM DEFINATELY PISSED AT MY CLASS

Oh gosh.....promised not to post alot of foul language in my blogs, you can't blame me though.

Here it goes....


IF MY CLASS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP DURING EXAM OR EVEN BETTER, DURING A CLASS, I WOULD BUY THEM LUNCH TO EAT!!!!

TAN CHIN WAN, PEH ENG CHUAN......DIAM LAH!!!!!

You wussies made me lose my mind during English exam. Do you wimps know how important that subject to me is? I can't afford to get 60 + for English for heaven's sake. You can....BUT I CAN'T YOU ARSE!!!!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Gotta love watching TV now.......BIG!!!

A new TV for me and my parents to enjoy.

Guess the old one have to sit in the dark for the rest of his life......poor Philips.


7 and a half years old...........thanks for the memories. From loving you on your first day in this house until the day I and my parents started to curse you for not working very well, you have served us long time.


Philips....I'll remember you.

Now, I shall welcome Philips HD

"UNPACK ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! STOP TAKING ME PICTURES!!!"

After posting the previous blog post......dad and the seller manage to fix up the HD TV. Sweet. Just tested the HD DVD player by playing a DVD 9 format disc.

Superman Returns was our experimental disc......

Not bad.....not bad at all.

Gotta love watching TV now. Who says TV don't bring families together??

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Welcoming HD into the Mak's house....

Sweet..........the seller came with our new TV......not just any TV, but a HD TV. Phillips!!!

Reporting live.....I and my dad are minutes away from watching our new TV.

Update later...

Thursday, May 1, 2008

NEW TV!!!!

Today is Labour's Day......dad is off from work. So, he decided to go to the KL Convention Center to check out some electrical products. On the way, I asked him to drop me at Times Square to take my delayed book from Borders (2 months people!!!!) which is...Guinness World Records Gamers Edition 2008.

Went there at noon, quickly went to Borders. Waited for the staff to take the book for me. Ahhh....my treasure. There's 15% discount for me....so it will be RM 67. Thank you very much Borders!!!

Then off we go to KLCC.

The minute we went in to Hall 2, for TV products.......it was quite pack, until 10 minutes later.


Ahhh.....Sony Bravia. I once saw the largest one, 72 inch, for RM200,000. It's like buying a house, only to just look at it.

But my dad has his attention caught by Philips.....




So the seller explained their promotion deal for the TV...which was High Defination, 32 inch and slim, and add another 100 bucks.....a HD DVD player will be included.

For....RM 2150. A great deal.

Deal. Saturday will get the TV. Guess have to say goodbye to the old one, which has been sitting his ass in my house for a near 8 years.

Then went to Suria shopping center for lunch. Took some pics.






They had some make up class for noob people who made their face look more uglier than Ugly Betty.

Ate kebab at the food court. Bullshit. Not worth it.

Then as soon as I got back, I torn the book from it's clothing!!!



YESSSSS!!!! AFTER 2 MONTHS OF BULLSHIT BY BORDERS STAFF WORKERS.......I GOT MY BOOK!!!!

The Gamer's Bible. Well said.....

I opened the book, the book greated me with...

Awesome awesome colourful pics.....sweet.




My my....guess have to read alot lo...


This is just 2% of what you're gonna read....trust me.


After 2 hours of reading.....I rate the book....8/10. For veteran gamers like me only...