"Rehab remix" - Amy Winehouse feat. Jay Z

Amy Winehouse
"Rehab"
(feat. Jay-Z)

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home with ray
I ain't got seventy days
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway

I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know (you're now rockin' wit' the best amy baby)

The man said 'why do you think you here'(hov)
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
so I always keep a bottle near'
He said 'I just think your depressed,(the best baby)
kiss me here baby and go rest'
[Rehab (Remix) Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com]

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

[Jay Z:]
More money, more checks,I'm addicted to fresh
Six pair of kicks is my definition of 12 steps
Kick back in the back, get the phantom to drop
Bass blarin outta my system, thats how i detox
O when will he stop, he still pumpin that real sh*t
My flow so dumb, my face is numb, n*gga,i dont feel sh*t
Wheres a therapist? Yea I'm outta control
They tryna make me go to rehab, I won't go, no
And so I'm addicted, I'm Britney, Whitney, and Bobby
Betty Ford ain't ready for it, ain't nothin can stop me
O look he's collapsin, just look how he's rappin
Everytime I try to get out it pulls me back in
Amy should have rehab'd him,'stead she doubled his ration
Can you blame me for being a slave to my passion
My heron flows more deeper than marilyns nose I'ma o.d. till I'm in peace like Anna Nicole, hov!

I don't ever wanna drink again
I just ooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend

It's not just my pride
It's just 'til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

Pictures on that day....Kerrie birthday party

Pictures on that day....Kerrie birthday party


Wah........we like so totally blur. Sweet


Me being camera shy....cheh...


One for the picture...


Is Kerrie on drugs??


Wahahahaha.......


Shoving the cake into Kerrie's mouth.


Now its her turn to shove the cake to my mouth....ahhhhh!!!

Happy Birthday sweetie....too early, huh??

Today is the day where Kerrie and Melissa will celebrate their birthdays together. Kerrie is on 24th of August, while Melissa on the other hand is 26th of August.

Yesterday went to Lesuire Mall with Xian Xian, Jun Qin, Jerry, Hui Ying and alot of people go lah. Watched the movie directed by Jay Chou called "Secret". It nearly made me cry man, trust me, it's a good movie, a good romantic, funny and feel-like-crying movie. Damn nice....

Girls....they do take their time to do things, especially shopping. Xian Xian and gang went to Living Cabin to buy birthday present. I bought already, well, its a cute teddy bear, like the size of a Playstation 2, but not as heavy as the Playstation 2. Duh.................. RM 39.90 isn't a problem for me though. As long as Kerrie is smiling with the present that I gave her, I'm happy already. Seeing her smile makes me feel happy too. Whee....the joy of giving and not receiving is one of the great teachings I've learned from the Bible. It's better to give than to receive.

Skip skip skip............


Today, woke up at 7 a.m, cuz Hui Xian said she will call me at that time to confirm with me. Bah.....waited for her call like a mad dog waiting for a big bone to fall from the sky. Slept back till 9, watched the Ellen DeGenres show. Then.....online for an hour, posting at the "Anti-Bitch" group about Hao Yang . Hui Xian then SMS-ed me, said that she can't go. Awwwww......

Hao Yang then phoned me to come at the mamak near his house if I want a ride to the venue. Abuthen?? Kerrie doesn't know that I'm comming to the party, wanna make a surprise for her.

Well..........in the end....my mum had to fetch me and Hao Yang to the place, since his dad is stuck in the jam. We nearly got lost trying to figure out where the hack is Alam Damai Bestari. Boo ~ ~

Reached there.....walk in to the house...Kerrie got shocked, seeing me with a huge package for her. Awww..........wanted to give her a peck in the cheek, but then Chichi and Melissa and Ugly Duckling (Evon) was there. Awwww.....Kerrie, I actually wanted to do that, but then...got people oh. Wheee................ Oh yeah, the atmosphere at that time was dull. There was no loud music, no Astro, no video games, not even truth or dare.

Ate the pizza and then got cake. When they off the lights and then asked me to take the care personally to Kerrie and Melissa, I wanted to smack the cake right into their birthday face. LOL...FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

Open present time!!! All the presents were shoo cute for her. There's even a cute shirt for her. Then, as she open my present, one of her friends, which is Yu Xin, asked.....

"IS IT A TEDDY BEAR??"

Duh....cuz the box got teddy bear punya picture mah. Soo clever......

She opens it....................wah.....she and her little ol' cuteness. Everyone envy her cuz her teddy bear was just shoo cute. Awwww.......she hugged it. Then, her friends wanna take picture of me and her hugging the teddy bear. Then we went to the staircase and pose lo, then they all look closely at the bear.....oww...got a necklace with a cross with colourful jewelry on it.

She went back at 2 something.........................her friends helped her take the presents to her uncle's car. Her uncle got a shocked.....cuz it's the first time Kerrie received so many presents.

Went back by Hao Yang's ride. He's stupid enough to forget about his phone. Do'h\


Blessed Birthday Kerrie. Lao Gong love you!!!!

How I wish I could turn back into time, way back to 2 weeks before I went to Australia. I tell ya, it's the best month and moment for me. That year was 2005, Crazy Frog was the stuff, PS3 dream was still a long way to go.

During the last 2 weeks, I was at Malacca having my holidays before I fly off. That time I broke cousin Jesper's satay chicken record. I ate 55 sticks. Amen. I and cousin Aaron were trying to find our way out of that creepy village in Resident Evil 4. LOL, scary people.

On November 9, it was raining. I was making sure that everything was packed. The last song that I've listen in my nice ol' room is Kanye West's "Gold Digger". That song was dope. I remember, Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" was so funny, in school, my buddies will go like



THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S ( repeat 4 times)

LOL.

"Axel F" even funnier............ding ding ding ding bam ba dam ba waaaaaa waaaaaam!!!!!!

The last movie I saw at home before going to the airport was that Jackie Chan movie with that hot Indian actress called "The Myth". While my dad was watching the movie after the heavy rain, I used the PC for a while. MSN-ing, I messaged my cousin Kaz saying that me and my mum will be at your place at 8 hours time. LOL. I downloaded "Wake Me Up When September Ends", the music video. Hey, Youtube doesn't exist during that time. My Windows Media Player was still working, not like now, because of the stupid piracy software.

At 6 p.m, we went off. Luggage wasn't alot, just 2 huge bags with the important stuff. Mum was trying to smuggle some DVDs for uncle Mike to watch. Me.....well, I was incharge of smuggling the DVD games for my cousins.

During the trip to the KLIA, Hitz.fm was playing All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Gorillaz, and the rest is history. You think of 2005, what hits were they playing??

We reached the airport. Man, it was nice. Went to a restaurant where on of my father's brother is working. My gosh, the spring chicken that I've ordered was dry and not tasty. Oh yeah, before that, I went over to the t.v where they place it,England won 3-2 against Argentina. Sportscenter was reporting it.

Went through alot of process. Went through the X-Rays, the mumbo jumbo and so on. Those of us who are boarding the plane to Adelaide was siting down waiting. After half an hour, it's our turn to board. I and mum waved goodbye to dad. Before that, I was worried that the plane will crash, and...well, forget about it.

Wow....the airplane was nice. We went pass business class, first class, then to the economics class. The class that we went was great. We have to wait for awhile to watch movies or tv programs. The plane has to be on flight mode, then only we can enjoy. When the plane was taxiing, my ears felt alot of blockage. After a few seconds.....we enjoy.

My my.....this plane sure has the latest songs and movies. My controller got abit problem, so I switched place with mum. Nah, she wants to sleep. My custom jukebox had every song that you can imagine....back in 2005. Heck, I was the first to discover "Pump It" by the Black Eyed Peas as a future hit. Dang, from Mariah Carey, to Gorillaz, to Foo Fighters, to Gwen Stefani. Sweet.

I did watched some movies. "Space Jam" was ok. They had Harry Potter, but its The Prisoner of Azkabooboo, something like that. Screw the name, the author won't sue me.

Dinner...they served Mushroom chicken with rice and vege. I dumped it all to my mum to eat. But I love the carrot cake that they gave us, so nice. Oh yeah....the Pepsi, you can refill as much as you want.

For the 7 hour journey......I couldn't even sleep. Suddenly as I stare out of the window, I saw something amazing. It's like you can see the earth, but it's split into to two, like on the left side is night, while the other side is day. Its so amazing. Trust me.

Finally...I had 2 hours of sleep. Then when I woke up, I watched "War of the Worlds". Sweet.

We reached the Adelaide airport after an hour. We again, went through the X-Rays, the metal detector, the quarantine and so on. Do you know, if you fail to surender any food or products to be checked or be quarantined, you can be jailed and be fined too. Wow, talk about tough laws down under. When they checked our food, especially the Indian food that we brought along, and some food that smells. When they open it, my mum had a friendly conversation with the person in charge.

"It's smelly, isn't it?" my mum asked.
"Well,there's even worst than this, trust me." the lady smiled to us and cleared us off.

That is what I called great hospitality. Unlike us Malaysians....piff.

Saw our uncle and aunt, grabbed our luggages. Off we went. As me and mum walk outside, it was so fricking cold. The wind nearly blew us away. I quickly begged aunt Sam for the keys to the car. As we went in to the car, we don't wanna get out of the car.

Reached to their place, which was great. The first person I meet was cousin Noby. Wow, his hair was so punked up. It's like messy and cool at the same time. the house is still the same, but much more warm and nice. The kitchen smells so good. Then as I went to the back of the house, there was a special room, as big as my house's living room, for playing PS2 and watching tv. There is also a PC for me to hug on.

Kaz was bald, well, near bald. Jesper.......I found him sleeping in his room.

After 2 weeks at Adelaide, uncle Mike bought me and my mum 2 airplane tickets to Melbourne to visit my mum's long time friend since secondary school, aunty Esther. They were there for each other, they were like sisters in school. The last time I meet her was like 10 years ago. Yes, 1995 was the last time I went to Australia with my mum and grandma.


Part 2 comming up

"Talk" - Coldplay

COLDPLAY
Talk

Oh brother I can't, I can't get through
I've been trying hard to reach you, cause I don't know what to do
Oh brother I can't believe it's true
I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you
Oh I wanna talk to you
You can take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
Or write a song nobody has sung
Or do something that's never been done

Are you lost or incomplete?
Do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?
Tell me how do you feel?
Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak
And they're talking it to me

So you take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
Or a write a song nobody has sung
Or do something that's never been done
Do something that's never been done

So you don't know were you're going, and you wanna talk
And you feel like you're going where you've been before
You tell anyone who'll listen but you feel ignored
Nothing's really making any sense at all
Let's talk, let's ta-a-alk
Let's talk, let's ta-a-alk

"Fix You" - Coldplay

COLDPLAY
Fix You

When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

High up above or down below
When you too in love to let it go
If you never try you'll never know
Just watch and learn

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

6 hours of non-stop praise and worship!!!!

Saturday......bah, this is the day where I can nearly die of boredom. Fine, doing revision every Saturday is shit for me. C'mon, I can't face the Maths book for 2 hours straight.

Woke up, felt shit for the first time in my life. I felt dry from head to toe, went for a bath. Ahh........a nice hot bath.....WTF!!!! HOT BATH ON A SUNNY SATURDAY?! Holy sh.........*decreases the temperature of the heater.* .....Ahhhh...much more better. As usual, I will sing like William Hung in the bathroom, to hits like "Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon Five, "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park, and....and.........."YMCA" by Village People!!!! Whoot!!!

Dad came back while I was burning CD to listen during the journey to today's church event, which is a 6 hours of praise and worship. I won't survive singing and weeping that long. After that, I went on to study for a while. Then at 11 a.m, dad suddenly said that he don't wanna go. Shocking, believe it or not, my dad said he don't want to go to church today. I'm shocked.

During the 45 minute trip to church, my mum was forced to listen to songs from artists like Asian Dub Foundation, Incubus, R.Kelly, 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake, The Click Five and just to name a few.

Went in, for the first time ever, there is so many people in my church. Hey, that's that guy who looks like Phua Chu Kang's brother, played by Pierre Ang, whatever. Whee!!!! As city Church K.L was performing, the atmosphere was great. The church was filled with a holy feeling, something that words can't describe. I weep while worshiping throughout the songs, because I knew, my heart was far away from God for a few weeks. Because of that, I felt something empty in my soul. Jesus was the last piece of jigsaw to fit into my heart. Amen.

Then, Life Sanctuary performed. Their songs were from Hillsong United. As the song "King Of Majesty" was performed, everyone jumped to joy with the song. Then after 40 minutes of praise and worship from Life Sanctuary, it was time for my church to be the last to perform. I don't know what was the song they played at first, but it was a great song. The worship team was lead by Sis. Shamini. Thank God that our church has an anointed worshiper like her that is commited to this church.

I and mum left at 3:00 p.m, we went shopping at the Curve with aunty Sandy.Kerrie's birthday is just around the corner, and I have yet to buy something cute and cuddly and big for her to hug. Awww........a teddy bear for RM 200+. Oh gosh.

The Da Vinci Code of the Proton Persona message to the public.......

1) PHASE ONE
"Let's start from the beginning. The idea was simple - to create a new sedan that would be the
the pride and joy of Malaysians. How we went from there would be anything but easy..."

The real deal
"Let's start from the beginning. The idea was simple - to create a new sedan with old ideas which basically is like creating a Gen 2 but with a few add ons and shinny objects that would be the laziness of Malaysians. How we went from there would be anything but way too easy..."


2) HOW WOULD IT LOOK?
"Our designers sketched hundreds of designs for the would-be Persona. Each one gave careful
consideration to the aesthetics of the car. Some paid tribute to the existing Proton designs.
Others were a fresh version of the future. In the end, we chose the best balance of both."

The real deal
"Our designers sketched hundreds of stickmens on papers, knowing that they are lazy to
sketch a design for a would-be great car. Most of the time, they knew that all the have to do
is to recycle back the Gen 2 design, add some touches to make it like a Chrysler 300c. Most
of them used old designs and make it look better just a bit. Others were fresh, but they
couldn't be bothered. In the end, we just choose the same design to cut cost on materials
and make easy money out of people."


3) FINDING A NAME
"Through the project was labelled 'Proton Sedan', we had to give a name to our little baby.
Something catchy. Something friendly. Something meaningful to it's driver. One hundred and thirty-five suggestions later, we went with Persona. Nice.

The real deal
"Through the project was labelled 'Proton Sedan', we thought it was to cheap for us, we have
to give a better name for our fat-lazy baby. Something catchy. Something so cold, people
would want to forget about it after a month. Something so bad, the driver wish he wasn't
driving this piece of junk. One hundred and thirty-five great suggestions later, we know that
the public had given and suggested alot of better name that we couldn't think of, we didn't
bother the hundred and thirty-five names, we went for our own, which is called 'Persona'.
Nice."


4) MAKING SPACE FOR MORE.
"We wanted the Persona to be the next big thing. Figuratively and literally. With importance
placed on creating an extra-large cabin area, the interior of the Persona was designed to
maximize space."

The real deal
"We wanted the Persona to be the next big thing to be crushed by Jeremy Clarkson on "Top
Gear". Figuratively and literally. With importance placed on creating an extra-large cabin
area for our Government-feed asses, the interior of the Persona was designed for our large
pockets with our big chunks of money so that we can sit down and have the last laugh."


5) POWER TO THE PEOPLE
"A family car doesn't have to be tame. Weekends at the mall. Grocery trips. Sending the kids
to school. That's well and good. But now and then, it's great to let loose. So the CAMPRO 1.6
DOHC engine was chosen to provide raw power."

The real deal
"A family car doesn't have to be tame. Since it's lazy and it isn't a fuel-saving car, don't expect
much from this car. The engine, we just have to use back the old Gen 2 engine to cut cost on
a better engine with fuel-saving technology. So the CAMPRO 1.3... I mean I.6 DOHC engine
was chosen to provide raw power."


6) LEAVE IT TO LOTUS
"A Proton wouldn't be a Proton without the skill and expertise of Lotus engineering. Our
Lotus team ensured the Persona would meet your toughest demands of handling and
agility."

The real deal
"A Proton wouldn't be a Proton without the skill and expertise of Lotus engineering. Like the
title above, all we have to do is leave the rest of the job, which is 80% of the job, for Lotus to
finish it and credits go to us. Expect the handling and agility to be like our lazy brother, the
Perodua's Kenari. The handling would be like driving an office chair. The agility, priceless.


7) ACTIVE ON SAFETY
"In meeting international standards of safety, the Persona was designed to help reduce injury
and accidents from occurring. Nothing was spared; ABS, EBD, Dual Airbags and a new Auto-
lock feature help keep it's drivers as safe as safe can be."

The real deal
"To tell you the truth, we didn't even meet the international standards of safety. The Persona
wasn't designed to reduce injury and accidents from occurring. A small knock one the tree,
the whole car will fall into pieces. Everything was spared to cut cost, from ABS, EBD, Dual
Airbags and a new Auto-lock feature. We replace the Dual Airbags with colourful balloons.
The driver will have a good time in the ICU room."


8) BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE
"For us, the elegant interior had to equal (or surpass) the elegant exterior. With a stylish
dashboard, plus luxurious textures and trimmings, the Persona should feel like a home away
from home."

The real deal
"For us, we didn't even had to have a great interior that is made with quality. Made-in-China
materials for the inside of the care suits this car, plus cheap luxurious textures and unneat
trimmings, the Persona should feel like a brothel in Chow Kit Road that is far, very far away
from home."


9) OFF TO ASSEMBLY
"Now that the designs and schematics are ironed out, it was time to make test versions of the
Persona. After all, to ensure a quality build, we had to build it right. From the start."

The real deal
"Now that the crappy designs and rubbish schematics are ironed out, it was time to make
test versions of the Persona. After all, to ensure this money-making car to be build, we have
move our lazy ass to build it. From the start."


10) VERSION 1.0
" The concept car is finished. From detailed drawings and computer simulations, we finally see
the Persona for what it is - stunning. Next, we put it through grueling tests to ensure it
meets expectations."

The real deal
" The same old Gen 2 car with a few add ons was finished. We saved money on papers to draw
and computer simulations, since we already know what it will look like. Duh, it's like a Gen 2,
with a few shinny objects and a few inches of bigger space - stunning. Next, we put it
through grueling tests in car parks to ensure it meets expectation. After a few break downs
and a few cones and dummys destroyed, the Persona is ready to hit the horrific roads of
Kuala Lumpur."


11) THIS ONE'S FOR REAL
"After enduring countless trials and inspections, we're ready to manufacture the real deal."

The real deal
"After enduring countless hiccups and complaints and no-nos from the inspecting people,
we couldn't be bothered and ready to manufacture this car."


12) CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A PROTON PERSONA!
"At last, our car for the people is realized. It wasn't easy. But it was worth it. After months
of hard work and dedication, the Persona can be the pride and joy of every family."

The real deal
"At last, our crappy car with the same design and same cheap made-in-China for the people is realized. It wasn't hard, just too easy. It wasted our time to party and holiday. After a week
of laziness and boredom and a waste of time, the Persona matches the personality of every
macha, every tau kei, every politician of the nation, and every single K.L drivers in Malaysia,
we're just waiting for the cars to go, the money to come. Furthermore, we hope Jeremy
Clarkson loves this car very much."


At last.....after an hour typing this blog.....there you have it, every truth of the Proton Persona saga. A car designed by cheap, lazy people with no motto or whatsoever to build a quality car than to make money out of it. Profit over quality and safety for the people.

Proton Persona is designed by lazy people!!!!

Let me guess....another Proton car came out yesterday......guess what??


IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME LIKE THE GEN 2!!!!!!!!

Don't believe me?? Fine, I go one-by-one with the car

1) The body and design is 99.9% nearly same as Gen 2, except that the lazy buggers who designed this car just added a few shinny things and add a few inches of space just to "change" the look of the car so that it will be different.

2) They properly do that just to cut cost of production for the car.....cheap bastards.

3) Same old engine.....only they change the name....but it is still the same old engine. It won't save on fuel, just like the Gen 2.

4) This car will sure knock onto something and will fall apart a few seconds later. Means that maybe the car is made out of plastic. Sweet.

5) They leave the rest to Lotus to finish up the dirty work. Lazy pussies.

6) Remember they say that the safety crap that's in the car will be great? Face it, it will be the same. Spoiled safety belts, airless airbags, e.t.c.

7) They didn't build this car to be a great car, they just wanna earn money. Money money money!!!!!

8) Jeremy Clarkson will be happy to destroy and blow this car into pieces. I would love that. After that joyful incident, the Malaysian Parliment and mumbo jumbo will be pissed and there goes the nation...again.

9) Perodua is doing a better job. Even though their Kelissa and Kenari was mocked by Jeremy himself. Perodua Viva will still outsold the Proton Persona. Just like how Nitendo Wii outsold the Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Sony Playstation 3.

10) For a near RM50,000, you get a piece of junk made by lazy people who wanna cut cost and make easy money out of us and with no motivation or inspiration to build a car.......save it for a Mitsubishi Lancer or a Mazda family car. Trust me.

Because of this.......I have a new topic to talk about....which is the Proton Persona.

Football mania

Let me make this a summary

English got an A

After that....went to art class, Pn Lili yap about patriotism in us ,which is stupid.............

We 3 Cekap was forced to either draw a potrait of a selected respected person in Malaysia.......or a poster for this year's merdeka event. Screw Malaysia!!!! I love my country but I hate how it is run by greedy, corrupted, over-sensitive, childish politicians....except for Badawi...he's doing a good job as a Prime Minister.

Here is the exciting part. Football during gym class. Ist game we were leading 2-1, then Weng Fai interupted the game, we played handball. Lame. Then we continue the game. I score a goal, then Amirul since he scored 2 goals ealier on, completed his hatrick after Zheng Kuan scored a goal. Then I rounded off with a open goal for myself. But then...........after a few minutes from the restart.....4-4!!!! Penalties.

Joshua (saved)
Zheng Yi (miss)
Chean Foo (scored)
Mampreet (miss)

Jiew Han (missed)
Amirul (missed)
Zheng Kuan (missed)
Daniel (saved)

We lost 1-0 in penalties......which makes the score 4-5. Since it was Manpreet's last game, he wants to concentrate on studies, we tried to make it as special for him, since he is our dear friend. To me.....it was a great game lo. Then we went on for a second match, 2-0 we won. Amirul scored two goals, I could have scored another goal, but I missed it dearly and costly.


After that, tuition. En.Nazri pissed us off

Handball practice was cancelled because the coach didn't come.....FUCK!!!!

KPJ Football competition

Music football anyone? Well, it's simple. You play football with the music playing. Imagine you groovin' on with Mika's "Love Today" while worrying about your team's defence.

My team consist of Yee Khai, Santosh, Manpreet, Raj Dev, Nick, Sugin, Sagilan. Well, Yee Khai have to go off for the "Rush Hour 3" movie, so nevermind, one time no defender is kinda scary.

Either Hao Yang is the chairman of this club or a vice-chairman for this club?? You decide. He bosses people around, somemore claims that he has a higher authority than the prefects. Well, just because you're the head of the class monitors of this school doesn't mean you're great or whatever man!!!! He wasted 15 minutes of our time to start the bloody game. Santosh got so pissed he goes like....

"CAN WE START THE FUCKING FOOTBALL MATCH?!"

LOL...another momment for 2007. First match......Team 2 versus Team 1. I was Team 2. Team one was considered weak. They had Thiam Jun, Jun Nam, some Indian guy named Vikki, then some dude name Kevin.

The first few minutes of the game was our control. We had alot of chances, but we wasted it. Pavetra.....Kiru's sister was in their team. GO PAVETRA!!!! She hand ball alot of times....3 times. And the penalties we got...Santosh wasted it, Sagilan wasted it. After the score was 0-0. Penalties. Nick was keeper...well, I'll let him handle it. He manage to block 4 out of 5 shots. Thiam Jun amazingly scored past him with a middle low shot. Guess who was man of the match?? Me.

Manpreet then came to me jumping for joy.

"Daniel...guess what? Your the man of the match!!!"
"I didn't even touched the ball....well...I did block one only." I replied to him.

LOL.

Then second match was against Samuel's team. Also quite strong. He had Wilfred and himself, and Yu Kin. Azereel always in church bragging about how many goals he scored. Well, when he was playing....he played like a 5 year old kid. The way he dribble with the ball was funny. The best thing is....he hadn't had a shot on target. Solomon's goal was cancelled out by Hao Yang.
Penalties!!!

Nick was keeper. We only had 3 penalties, since Pn.Tan again wanted to keep the ball. This time she saw us play. First penalty they missed, then we miss our first shot. Then I was keeper. Wilfred was taking the shot. He shoots to the left, I just lift my hand to the shots direction and saved it. Easy. Then....it was Nick's turn to shoot. Samuel saved it. My turn to keeper. One fellow was nervous, I was even worst. He shoots to the left, the ball comming towards me to the right, I saved it in style. Whoo!!!! Then Raj Dev takes the final kick, he scores!!!! We won. Should have been 5 penalty kicks, but Pn. Tan wants the ball. Since we took it from her and with Mr.Chew's permission.

The girls didn't even play. Next week lah

"Bleed It Out" - Linkin Park

LINKIN PARK
Bleed It Out

[Mike Shinoda]

Yea here we go for the hundredth time,
Hand grenade pins in every line,
Throw 'em up and let something shine.
Going out of my fucking mind.
Filthy mouth, no excuse.
Find a new place to hang this noose.
String me up from atop these roofs.
Knot it tight so I won't get loose.
Truth is you can stop and stare,
Run myself out and no one cares.
Dug a trench out, laid down there
With a shovel up out to reach somewhere.
Yea someone pour it in,
Make it a dirt dance floor again.
Say your prayers and stomp it out,
When they bring that chorus in.

[Chester Bennington]

(Chorus)
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away.

[Mike Shinoda]

I bleed it out.
Go, stop the show.
Chop your words in a sloppy flow.
Shotgun I pump, lock and load,
Cock it back and then watch it go.
Mama help me, I've been cursed,
Death is rolling in every verse.
Candypaint on his brand new hearse.
Can't contain him, he knows he works.
I hope this hurts, I won't mind.
Doesn't matter how hard I try.
Half the words don't mean a thing,
And I know that I won't be satisfied.
So why, try ignoring him.
Make your dirt dance floor again.
Say your prayers and stomp it out,
When they bring that chorus in.

[Chester Bennington]

(Chorus)
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away.

I bleed it out.
I've opened up these skies,
I'll make you face this.
I pulled myself so far,
I'll make you face this now.

I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away.

I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away.

I bleed it out. [3X]

Spider Pig

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing, from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig,
Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."



LOL. I downloaded the Spider Pig song, sang by Homer Simpsons in The Simpsons Movie, didn't know that there is a choir version, which is more funnier. LOL

What was that doc??? A virus fever????

A VIRUS FEVER???? HOLY MACCARONI!!!!


Great mother of ganja....I can't believe that another virus has come and visit me...again...NOOOO!!! All because of the durian...I'm sick.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA......KERRIE ALSO KENA BY ME!!! MUAHAHAHA

"I'm A Flirt" - R.Kelly feat. T.I & T-Pain

R KELLY
"I'm A Flirt (Remix)"
(feat. T.I., T-Pain)

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a) flirt
Soon as i see her walk up in the club (i'm a flirt)
Winkin eyes at me, when i roll up on them dubs (i'm a flirt)
Sometimes when i'm with my chick on the low (i'm a flirt)
And when she's wit her man lookin at me, damn right (i'm a flirt)
So homie don't bring your girl to meet me cuz (i'm a flirt)
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat cuz (i'm a flirt)
Please believe it, unless your game is tight and u trust her
Then don't bring her around me cuz (i'm a flirt)

[Verse 1: R. Kelly]
Now swear to tell the truth
And the whole truth
When it comes to hoes i be pimpin like i supposed to
Rollin like i supposed to
Shinin like i supposed to
In the club, fuckin wit honeys like i supposed to
I don't understand it when a nigga bring his girlfriend to club
Freakin all on the floor wit his girlfriend in the club
And wonderin why all these playas tryin to holla at her
Just soon as she go to the bathroom, nigga i'm gon holla at her
A dog on the prowl when i'm walkin through the mall
If i could man i probably would flirt wit all of y'all
Yeah, yeah homie u say she yo girlfriend
But when i step up to her i'ma be like, "cousin"
Believe me man, this is how them playas do it in the chi
And plus we got them playerette flirters in the chi
Now the moral of the story is cuff yo bitch
Cuz hey i'm black, handsome, i sing plus i'm rich and (i'm a flirt)

(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a)

[T.I. Speaking:]
Hey homie, if u ain't gettin no money
U better keep her away from me ya dig.

[Verse 2: T.I.]
Well if u love ya girl
And wanna keep ya girl
Don't be walkin up and askin me to meet ya girl
Because i'm well enough a flirt when i speak to girl
She winked her eyes on the slide
I seent u girl
Better treat your girl right
Cuz another man will
Better eat ya girl like another man will
Cuz u leave your wife
And i see ya wife
That be for real
How long u think that's finna be ya wife
Well i'm livin the life
You just gettin it right
Your old lady look at me
Cuz u ain't hittin it right
She probably used to like u
Cuz u the bitter type
That's until i came along
And put some dick in her life
Wanna see how that ass lookin thick in da light
I noticed she was checkin me
And diggin the ice
And if i get that tonight
Better hit that twice
I can even make her mine
If i hit that price
You know smack that thang
Sit that right
Up on that dresser
Yeah that's right
Pullin on her hair
Like we gettin in a fight
Yeah i know it's kinda tight
But it'll suit 'er just right
So if yo girl sexy
And she test me
Don't be upset g
Cuz u might catch me
Tryin to catch a glance up her skirt
The mclaren in reverse
Then if i see her and i like her then i'm a flirt

[Verse 3: T-Pain]
(when i, when i, when i, when i) pull up to club
All the shawties be like (damn twenty-eight,eights)
Then i be like girl u know just who i am (don't hate, hate)
Say i done fell in love wit a stripper yall
All i do is flirt with her, and i get them draws
And i don't need no help, i got it down pact
Teddy paine was born to flirt now u can't down that
Now i'm flirt with her whether i'm in or out of town
That's why they call me teddy bend her ass down
I be like como se llamas lil mama? mi llamo pain, what is yo name?
I'm feelin yo vibe
And i'm hopin u feel the same
I'm a wink my eye and let u know i got the game
When i pass by i know exactly what u say
He's so fly
And yes, he's so coo
Hey shawty(hey shawty)
What it do
He mad cuz i'm lookin but i already fucked her
I got these niggas mad cuz (i'm a flirt)

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a) flirt
Soon as i see her walk up in the club (i'm a flirt)
Winkin eyes at me, when i roll up on them dubs (i'm a flirt)
Sometimes when i'm with my chick on the low (i'm a flirt)
And when she's wit her man lookin at me, damn right (i'm a flirt)
So homie don't bring your girl to meet me cuz (i'm a flirt)
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat cuz (i'm a flirt)
Please believe it, unless your game is tight and u trust her
Then don't bring her around me cuz (i'm a flirt)

(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a)

[Verse 4: R. Kelly]
It's the remix
Now if u walk up in the club
Wit a bad chick
And she lookin at me
Then i'm gon hit
Man jackin for chicks
I tried to quit
But i'm playa homie
So i had to hit
While u buyin her drinks (in the club)
Actin like u (in love)
Stuntin like u (all thug)
We was (switchin numbers)
She lookin at u when i walk by
U turn yo head, she wink her eye
I can't help if she checkin for a platinum type of guy
She be callin me daddy, and i be callin her mommy
She be callin u kelly, when yo name is tommy
I don't know what yall be thinkin
When u bring em round me (mane)
Let me remind u that i am the king of r&b (mane)
Do u know what that means
That means if u love yo chick
Don't bring her to the vip
Cuz i might leave wit yo chick
Just keepin it real my nigga
It's a playa's feel my nigga
Don't take no bitch to the club when u just met her my nigga
Cuz i'm flirt wit her (right)
He gon flirt wit her (right)
And if she lickin dat good shyt
She gon flirt wit em

[Chorus: R. Kelly]
(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a) flirt
Soon as i see her walk up in the club (i'm a flirt)
Winkin eyes at me, when i roll up on them dubs (i'm a flirt)
Sometimes when i'm with my chick on the low (i'm a flirt)
And when she's wit her man lookin at me, damn right (i'm a flirt)
So homie don't bring your girl to meet me cuz (i'm a flirt)
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat cuz (i'm a flirt)
Please believe it, unless your game is tight and u trust her
Then don't bring her around me cuz (i'm a flirt)

Kells, T.I., T-Pain
Ladies, if yo man ain't hittin' it right
Just call tha numba on tha screen
I'll be at yo rescue