Winnie the Pooh got OWNED in Bee Movie...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----HAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally......Winnie the Pooh dies!!!!!

Awwwwhhhh......you Pooh lovers must be so sad....AWWHHHH. But seriously, Pooh Bear really died. I'm not joking. I'm dead serious. Trust me, all you have to do is watch "Bee Movie", the latest comedy animation around town.

Surprisingly, it's worth everysingle penny you pay for the movie. Well, depends whether got stupid assholes disturb your viewing pleasure. Mine did.

Woke up at 8:45 a.m, not as early as 7 something in the morning. Yesterday mum woke up early to the market to search for Dad's missing IC card. Dad took it to the morning market, but somehow manage to slip away from his wallet.

Guess he's too "careful".............LOL!!

Today...........................played Need For Speed Prostreet as early as 9:30 a.m. Damn....it's addictive. Gotta love the game.

Promised Kerrie to go watch "Bee Movie". At the same time....give her some of my Form 3 revision books.

Reached there, had lunch at Lesuire Mall. Bought the tickets before I ate my lunch. Thank God there's twin seatings available.

First to got in to the cinema, quickly find our seatings, finally get to sit. Sitting beside me is another sweet couple cuddling away. A few minutes later, they went to other places and sit.

Movie only starts 12 minutes after countless of movie previews and strangely, some documentaries about our country, clips of each year's parade from 1985. Not to sound patriotic and all, I seriously don't think that they should air those clips....because, we pay RM 10 to watch a few previews and the main movie, not to watch a few movie previews, 9 minutes of historic crap, and then the movie.

Of all the movie previews, from "Enchanted " to the upcoming "Alvin and The Chipmunks", what got my attention was this upcoming Pixar animated film called...Wall E. Really.....the name of the animation is Wall E. It's a cute animation film about a cute robot, alone on Earth after 700 years. It's main objective.....to clean Earth up. Awwwhhhh.....

Ok, the intro of Bee Movie is quite funny.

"Go to school for 3 days, go to college for 3 days, go to university for 3 days, and then....work."

As usual, movies like these sure gets children's attention. Especially those noisy ones. There was this Indian couple who brought along their 2 children, one boy one girl. Heck, they were sitting infront row, but then...they moved to the back row. Then they somemore allow their children to run around and play, which it irritates the whole audience.

Out of the sudden....one of them cries. Then....vomits.

The stench of the vomit really really disturbs the whole audience who is watching the movie. After a few moments later....the 2 monkeys started to play again.

The plot is basicly about the bee suing human race for stealing their honey. Barry the bee also manage to sue Sting, for using the word 'sting', which Sting wasn't stung before. Heck, Barry even sued Ray Liotta for misusing his image on honey containers. LOL.

Bee Movie manage to parody alot of famous people, including Larry King.There's a 'bee' version of Larry King, 'bee' versions of people are also mentioned here, including BeGandhi and BeJesus. Ok...........

But the one scene that makes me go so LOL is ........Winnie the Pooh got killed in the movie. What, you think I'm joking? Oh no, for real. After Barry the bee wins the case, he orders all honeys to be returned to the bees, arrest anybody who is using honey products (yes, including an old women), and.....................................kill any bears who eats honey.

One scene goes like this....

Barry the bee was with a zoo keeper with a tranquilizer gun, they was aiming towards Pooh bear with Piglet. Pooh's eating the honey.

"Wait for it.....now shoot!"

Bullet goes to Pooh Bear's head....Pooh Bear dies....Piglet...was shocked.

Throughout the final 30 minutes of the movie....I have to endure the smell of the vomit caused by dumb children raised by dumb parents.

NEXT TIME....DON'T BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO CINEMAS. GO BUY DVD INSTEAD!!!

My viewing was ruined, but at least Kerrie enjoyed today's movie.