Went to Shu Teng's birthday party on Saturday. As expected, alot of her close 'babes' and buddies and besties will be there to celebrate early of Shu Teng's 16 years of exixtance on planet Earth.
Went there at 6 p.m, place was quite packed. Was in time for Shu Teng's important speech.
The reason she had to stand on a stool and talk because she didn't get much of our attention. Everyone thought she was 'invincible'. Her 'highness' was about to speak something important that will decides mankind's fate, until....
BenBenZai spoiled that moment.
Everyone was 'entertained'..
Had spaghetti and sandwich for 'dinner'. Well, since Shu Teng and her buddies made it, of course have to say nice lah. 8/10, not bad for first try. Hey, at least I didn't rush home to shit it all out hookay? Be thankful that Maccaroni Boy approved your food with thumbs up.
Then out of the sudden, one of them told me that their gonna play water. Crap, tak da bawa baju extra.
Went to the nearby playground to prepare to play games. Hui Xian's master plan was to sabo Shu Teng. While we're at the playground waiting for Hui Xian, everyone wanted to sabo Hui Xian and Shu Teng's bro, James.
Here's some pictures before the sabo-ing.
"HOOOOMYYYGAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!!!"
Hui Xian was like the main attraction for a few minutes, since she was the brainchild of the games.
The girls were anxiously waiting for the sabo to happen.
Oh what the hack.....sabo Hui Xian first lah.
WHOOOSSHHH!!!
Then we started to sabo birthday girl Shu Teng to the max kau kau!!! She was begging to be released, but we don't have mercy what to do? SABO!!!
Tried to sabo James, but we failed. But sabo-ing Hui Xian was proberly the most succesive one.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!"
But don't you worry, the power of the 'happy white powder' makes people happy.
You see?
After someone unleashed the white powder on Hui Xian, she's happy.
I don't know about Carmie....
Or Shu Teng....
Nah, Carmie's fine.
So is Hui Xian.
Like the effect of this picture. Well, have to pitty Neng's camera phone, cuz quite alot of flour went into his speaker and his camera lens.
Neng with Hui Xian.
For the last time, Malaysia don't have snow!!
Thou shall not underestimate the power of the 'white powder', for it makes people look frickin' old.
Contoh: Carmie and Hui Xian.
Ah Sam and Ah Poh. Commonly found at morning markets gossiping. LOL.
Ah Sam and Ah Poh possing.
A group photo is a must.
For the games, its girls versus guys. But since we're gentlemen, we named ourselves 'gays' to be equally competetive against the girls.
See us gay people possin'. What's with San Min, TFK until shirt pun kena? What about Kyle? I thought no 'air banging' while possing?
"GIRLS WILL WIN!!!"
"HOMOS KICKS ASS!!!!"
Our chant was proberly the loudest in the whole Taynton View area. We didn't even worry about making so much noise that neighbours would shout and yell at us to shut up.
First game was 'Scissors Paper Rock'. The game's rule is simple, winner pours cold water over the loser's head.
We discussed who will be our first gay warrior, and decided that Kyle will be.
Make us proud you hottie!!!!
Result...
Orang homo boleh!!!
When my turn that time, I was quite nervous. Not because I'm afraid that I will lose to girls, its that I'm afraid that I will jatuh maruah gay people's pride.
I will survive...
Damn right I survived!!
Ahahahahahahah feel the cold!!!!
In the end, you know who's the winner, the gays won fair and queer.
Good to see Yong Shan again, missed her alot.
Oh yeah, the girls cheated. They used the most 'straightest' move on the gays when Junh Xiang....
Was sabo-ed.
After awhile, decided to stop playing. One of the girl's handphone was spoilt because of the water and flour. So, Shu Teng, San Min, Me, Hao Yang, Kyle decided to chat.
Went back to clean up and prepare for the birthday cake cutting. The best moment was when we sang Happy Birthday to Shu Teng in 4 languages. Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and English.
Shu Teng and the girls.
Shu Teng and the gays.
"No matter how much you eat, you're still shorter than me, shorty."
Acting lala....eh since when my face got so many pimples one?! Ahhh.....my beauty (vomit).
I have to felt sorry for Yu Xin for missing out the birthday cake. It's Tiramisu. Oh yeah....
Well, Carmie even agreed to pose macam auntie. Cannot blame her, its her wish. Shhh.....
Had alot of fun, went back at 11 p.m. Went to church yawning and eyes half way shutting.
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