A post from the secretary

Hello readers,

As you all may know, Daniel "Mac" Mak is suffering from a sickness called the 'alot-of-exams' disease. Recently the owner and founder of this blog had just finished his exams and was about to enjoy his limited freedom, until today morning he informed me that the teachers had announced the date of his mid-year exams, which is next week.

Daniel Mak came home, weeping like a 6 year old kid who got molested by an Indonesian worker at a shopping mall after hearing this news. He was supposed to stay back for extra classes provided for the school for the top 33 students, but he choose to go back home and cry to his mama about the exams. In the end, his mother couldn't care less about Daniel's problems (like she doesn't have problems of her own to deal with).

Daniel, now with Sejarah Form 5 text book staring at him, is now trying to chill and relax to calm his mind down. He is trying his best to stay emotionally stable. In my years of working as a secretary for Daniel, I guess at any minute, Daniel again will break down and cry like a pussy.

With exams on his mind, and art folio to complete within the deadline, Daniel has requested any of his readers/friends to prepare the following items, wishes, and present to him in school.

The items are :

1)Poison apple from that old hag in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs
2)A poison needle from sleeping beauty.
3)A Katana knife. Must be sharp.
4)Pills and wine.
5)Pure poison from Romeo and Juliet
6)A car with a C4 bombs attached
7)An anaconda
8)Drop him off in the middle of the Sahara desert
9)A magnum pistol
10)Any sharp item will do : )

Yes, I know this is insane but it is my boss's wish. These 10 essential items will be very helpful of his plan of committing suicide. I guess when I'm typing this line, Daniel is now sobbing like a little kid. I feel sad, and sorry for him..

Ignore the 10 items, don't tell my boss for that. He's still a virgin though XD. Anyway, Daniel Mark will not be blogging often as he is now concentrating more on studies, and less on play.

Oh yeah, Daniel would like to wish you all have a blessed week and take care.


Prepared by,
Sec of Mac