Adios Ronaldo

Ronaldo went to Real Madrid, the only club to ruin any footballers career. For Example....David Beckham.

Thank you Christiano Ronaldo. Oh, we Manchester United fans adored you so much. You played godly football and chucked tantrums like a pre-pubescent school girl. You made even the best defenders trip like a toddler. You scored screamers like the one against Porto this year. Your free kicks made goalkeepers stand in awe, like the one against Porthsmouth. Heck, Sir Alex Ferguson even praised that goal as the finest he has seen in his life.

You made dribbling look so easy. Playing dummy is your favourite trick against your opponents. You wanted number 28 because you thought by being no.7 is alot of pressure because it was worn by United greats like George Best, Bryan Robson, the great Frenchman Eric Cantona and David Beckham. But Sir Alex Fergerson refused your request, and gave you the no.7. You were the fresh new number 7 after Becks left. Your first game against Bolton at home, Old Trafford, you helped United won a penalty by dancing in the penalty box until the defender got so frustrated, he tackled you.

You scored Manchester United's 1000th goal against our lost against Middlesbrough, 4-1. I didn't Googled or Wikipedia-ed you when I'm blogging about this, cuz I just remembered about what you have contributed for Manchester United. Your first goal, if I can remember well, was against Porthsmouth again. Its a free kick.

Remember after the 2006 World Cup incident, you pissed the whole England off by talking to the referee which resulted the sending off of Wayne Rooney. Damn right United could have sold you off to some piss football club and let you suffer, but we choose to have you on as a United player.
Your first hat-trick, against Newcastle in 2008. It was probably one of the many great highlights of your career.

Remember the 2007-2008 season, damn you were on a scoring spree. 42 goals in all competition, and you were just a winger for God's sake. But too bad you were 4 goals short of equaling Dennis Law's record. But at least you top George Best's record. And you took home the 2007-2008 Golden Shoe award for scoring so much.

Yeah, after scoring for us in the Champions League final against rivals Chelsea, you start to become a total man-whore by flirting with Real Madrid. You told us you want to stay, but then a few hours later, you wanted to leave. Honour your contract!!!

Sir Alex Ferguson wanted you to stay so bad, he purposely flew to Portugal to have a final talk with you to stay for another year.

This year's Champions League campaign, you definitely scored alot of important goals for us. Against Inter Millan, Porto and Arsenal, you definitely saved our ass. Especially against Porto, that 40 yard screamer was the best you have scored.

But Kyle and I don't know what the hell were you trying to do in the Champions League final against Barcalona. It wasn't a battle between you and Messi for God's sake, stop impressing your team mates!!! You probably made a fool out of yourself, and you made Messi look so good on the pitch. History would have changed if you weren't that selfish.

Real Madrid then start to make a high bid for you again. We didn't wanted to offload you from the club, but you being a wussy told the press that Real Madrid is the club you dream playing for.

Fine, thanks for contributing by bringing home the Barclay's Premier League trophies, FA cups, League cups, and the Champions League trophy. You saved our ass alot of times, scored lots of important goals. Manchester United accepted the 80million pounds bid.

Now, let's do the math.

Manchester United bought you for.......12.5 million pounds from Sporting Lisbon.

Manchester United sold you to Real Madrid for.......80 million pounds.

80 million - 12.5 million = 67.5 million pounds.

Thanks Ronaldo, you're such a great aset to us. We'll remember you for bringing back 67.5 millions pounds in return of making you a star. God bless!!!! Have fun with Kaka. Don't say we didn't warn ya about Real Madrid's runner up streaks. :)

Liverpool wish they had the amount of money we have right now. :)