Dear Vios,

I'm so sorry for pushing you until 160 km/h, nearly collide with a Kancil, and got tailgated by your twin and a Fit. I'm sorry for last minute brakes. Blame the Rexon, pfft.....Koreans. I'm sorry if I accidentally scratch your heels/shoes, I didn't mean to. You'll be getting a new one soon I promise. I'm sorry for not giving you a proper bath after 2 weeks, blame the weather. I'm sorry if you had to deal with bird poop, blame them for not aiming at the other cars. I promise to take good care of you for the rest of my life, ROFLOL sounds like I'm devoted to you already for the rest of my life.

From,
Your driver =)

Crap get a life lah weiihh!!!