I have to really really pity Kyle Sui Yee Khai, for countless times of telling you students, especially the form 1 (girls), that this "Universality of Arts" is not bloody canceled.
"No lah, my friend say cancel."
Eh, do you rather believe in your stupid friend, than to believe the Public Affairs of our school's ExxonMobil Young Entrepreneur? I wouldn't do that. Ok loh, up to you. If you think it's canceled, then don't come. You'll miss the fun.
Speaking of fun, what fun there will be during "Universality of Arts" if outsiders cannot come? Yes, outsiders. Including your mum, dad, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunt, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, your tuition teacher, your piano teacher, your former school mate, your football coach, your pastor, your boss, and so on.
Hmm.....I bet the teachers expect only Seri Mutiara students to come . Wow, I guess 500 chairs is a waste, I mean, most of our students think that this event suits them.
Guess what, the teachers worried until was 99% wanted to cancel the whole thing. Just because of this incident.
Chang Yew and gang went to Taman Connaught school's night. They went in, and they smoke. Yeah, of all 'smart' things that they wanna do, they smoke. Its so damn obvious that when your underage and smoking like a pro, you don't do that in public, especially in front of parents and teachers. Mind you that Seri Mutiara's 'nama baik' telah menjadi 'lagi buruk'. Get it?
Ok, after that, the ushers (Note: security of the school) asked them politely to leave. I guess that the one lone option for Chang Yew and his gang to do was to fight. Oh great, first you smoke, now you fight. Guys, you all are in the wrong, not the ushers.
Now this case was brought up to the school board, and they were very very worried about security during that night. Pn. Tan decided to buang Chang Yew and his gang. But Chang Yew had one favour in mind.....buang them right after the "Universality of Arts".
First thing Pn. Tan worried is that they might create trouble on that night. So she was even worried than ever. You think the EYE team also not worried ah?
Simple, I and Kyle talked to Pn. Tan about it. We said, even if Chang Yew's gang come, with formal attire and bought the tickets, we will still and strictly ban them, blacklist them and refund the tickets. But Pn. Tan still was a little stubborn. I'm sure some of you would tell Pn. Tan that I called her 'stubborn' in my blog. At least not like some of you all calling her a bitch.
Oh yeah, didn't I tell you about Mr. Chew? Oh boy, this is a story that must be told.
You see, the performers wanted to rehearse for their dance, songs and so one. Mostly is the dance. Mei Yee and gang went to the gym, with the keys. They went in, rehearsed, and then went out. Before that, they locked the door. Mei Yee, wanted to double check that the door was firmly locked. So she kicked the door, softly. Guess what? The door was pushed opened, locked. Conclusion, the door was spoiled.
Mr. Chew was nearby the gym, so he took a picture of the door slightly opened with his trustly little camera. I bet he's so damn happy to tell the teachers about it.
Mr. Chew went to see Cik Chan, confronted her. And mind you people, Cik Chan is a type of lady where when you bullshit in front of her, she'll screw you up to the max. In fact, Cik Chan did kinda screw Mr Chew for bullshitting in her face. So, Mr. Chew tak puas hati.
He went on to go see Encik Abdul Aziz. I guess the thing spreaded to our dear headmistress too. When Pn. Pengetua knew about it, we were so *beep*- ed.
No need to guess what had he said to the school boards. I bet it sounds like this.
"You see, pelajar tak bertanggungjawab. Tengok, pintu ini tidak ditutup dengan baik. Macam manalah jika ada perkara yang tidak baik berlaku?"
Oh yeah, ultra *beep*-ed to the max.
Didn't I tell you that they were 99.9% wanted to cancel it. Yeah, 0.95 is a lot.
So, they (school board) decided to have the "Universality of Arts" to go on. But with a few conditions. The conditions were:
1) Time changed to 5 p.m to 8:30 p.m.
2) No outsiders are allowed.
3) Postponed a week later.
Here's my thoughts....
1) 5 p.m to 8:30 p.m?! I would seriously wanted the event to be at 8 p.m to 10: 30 p.m. At least
got the night feel rite?
2) No outsiders allowed?! Even parents?! 99% of the student body totally disagree with it. With
no friends to invite, parents aren't able to see their children performing and be entertained?
How ridiculous is that?
3) Great, how am I suppose to tell my worship team leader? Again I have to tell them that I
can only play the piano a few weeks later?
On Tuesday that time, Kyle and I wanted to really shoot Mr Chew in the face. This is why we wanted to.
P.S : Who the heck suggested the name "Universality of Arts". Even I sometimes got it so mixed up. Heard that Amirul suggested it. I prefer that the event should remain be named as "Cultural Night", don't give a damn whether that sounds interesting or not. Short and simple will do.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
"Itu Kamu" - Estranged
Been trying to find this song a long time ago. Until it appeared in Channel V's 'Remote Control' program. Finally, I have another Malay song to add in as one of my favourites, next to ''Ilhamku'' (Man Bai), "Mara Bahaya" (Pop Shuvit) , "Gemilang" (Jaclyn Victor) , and "Dua Dunia" (Too Phat feat. Siti Nurhaliza).
"Itu Kamu" - Estranged
Segala yang ku pasti akan aku capai tuk mengambil hati mu
Melepasi angkasa cinta ku
Sesudah aku melafazkan kesemua yang diperlu
Ianya seperti suluhan yang terang
Segala yang kau ragui akan ku padam habis dari hati mu
Mengingkari dalaman akal mu
Takkan puas ku, mengiringi semua tawa dan tangisan mu,
Anggun wajahmu, pelita yg terang
Hatiku mahu mu
Rupa mu
Masih masih masih masih…
(Chorus)
Kau terindah
Masih ada
Yang tercantik
Itu Kamu
Tiada mengapa taupun sampai bila kerna cinta enggan kenal mengalah
Memanah masuk hatiku yang reti
Setelah kau nampak tetap ku masih menunjukkan erti hidupku
Yang mahu bersama kau buat selamanya…
Friday, August 8, 2008
ExxonMobil Field Trip
Let's see whether can I recollect what happened on that day (July 16th, P.S : This IS a another delayed post, brought to you by Maccaroni Boy.) ExxonMobil Field Trip to Karangkraf Factory and one of the Mobil petrol stations.
It was Wednesday, so early in the morning mum dropped me at Tom's place. Tom's dad agreed to fetch us to the Maluri LRT station. Wei Jian, Cheng Heng, Jit Chern and Hak Lee will meet with us later on. Azila, Darsh and Sri Ayu will be at the HQ.
After hopping in the train, stopped at Masjid Jamek, we then rushed to the ExxonMobil head quarters in order not to be late. For a few minutes, it feels like the 6 of us are participating an Amazing Race event.
Arrived at the HQ with sweat dripping, we head in to the toilet to clean ourselfs up.
Cam whoring
Cheng Heng having a chat with one of our school's EYE Adviser.
Hak Lee seems to be bored.
LOL, this is the second time I seen this bus with my surname, MAK. That must be my bus, until another school beat us to it. Do'h!!
After 50 minutes of journey, we finally reached our first stop, which is the Karangkraf Fatcory, known for publishing popular Malay magazines, from women's to men's to comics.
We were given a brief talk about the company by the manager himself, then a 5 minute break.
Lunch was not tempting at all.
This was the last picture I took on that day with my phone, before it 'died'. Fuck Nokia.
If I can remember, after the whole mumbo jumbo, me and gang went to KLCC to have fun. Played the PS3 in the Sony Style shop. GRID was way better and cooler than Need For Speed. Damange is so realistic, controls are great, don't ask me about the graphics, they are so superb.
Reach home at 8 p.m. Anwar was reported arrested on that day (afternoon).
It was Wednesday, so early in the morning mum dropped me at Tom's place. Tom's dad agreed to fetch us to the Maluri LRT station. Wei Jian, Cheng Heng, Jit Chern and Hak Lee will meet with us later on. Azila, Darsh and Sri Ayu will be at the HQ.
After hopping in the train, stopped at Masjid Jamek, we then rushed to the ExxonMobil head quarters in order not to be late. For a few minutes, it feels like the 6 of us are participating an Amazing Race event.
Arrived at the HQ with sweat dripping, we head in to the toilet to clean ourselfs up.
Cam whoring
Cheng Heng having a chat with one of our school's EYE Adviser.
Hak Lee seems to be bored.
LOL, this is the second time I seen this bus with my surname, MAK. That must be my bus, until another school beat us to it. Do'h!!
After 50 minutes of journey, we finally reached our first stop, which is the Karangkraf Fatcory, known for publishing popular Malay magazines, from women's to men's to comics.
We were given a brief talk about the company by the manager himself, then a 5 minute break.
Lunch was not tempting at all.
This was the last picture I took on that day with my phone, before it 'died'. Fuck Nokia.
If I can remember, after the whole mumbo jumbo, me and gang went to KLCC to have fun. Played the PS3 in the Sony Style shop. GRID was way better and cooler than Need For Speed. Damange is so realistic, controls are great, don't ask me about the graphics, they are so superb.
Reach home at 8 p.m. Anwar was reported arrested on that day (afternoon).
Monday, August 4, 2008
Shop shop shop
Mid Year Sale going on, and have yet to shop until last Saturday. I've been wearing baggy clothes for the past few years, and pretty bored of it. So, decided to try on the skinny type.
Have you people ever wore skinny jeans before? My nuts suffered. Like being crushed by Yu Kin wasn't enough.
So Saturday went to Sungei Wang to shop for clothes. Nah uh, its not like every week or every month I'll buy new clothes. FYI, my family doesn't print money. Now saving for the PS3. Hopefully, and I mean, hopefully, there will be a pirated version of the ultimate next-gen console. I don't wanna pay RM 180+ for a game. Damn Sony, why did you have to use Blue-Ray?
Mum has been bugging me to buy a colourful shirt. What's wrong with my collection now?
Because mum doesn't like me wearing shirts that has dull colours or 2 tone ones.
I have like a lot of black and white shirts, some of you might call me being 'emo'. Hookay....
Yeah.....the colours of my collection. Mum was bored at what colour I wear, so she gave me RM 100 and buy a few shirts that have more than 5 colours. Thanks mum!!
Have to wait 30 minutes for the bus to arrive at the Leisure Mall bus stop. RapidKL please buck up because your service is getting shitty day by day.
Inside Sungei Wang, me shopping alone. Was hoping to bump into Kamumalu, cuz I shoo lonely. Went in to different streetwear shops to try out skinny jeans, but the price ain't right. So there was one floor where Echo Park and Xtreme was located side by side. Xtreme priced their slim jeans at a whopping RM 143 after 10% discount. I wasn't so sure to spend that amount of money to just buy a skinny jeans. So as I walk out of the shop, Shibuya was just infront of me. My buddies said Shibuya's products are good quality and reasonable price. So after 10%, the skinny jeans wasRM 90.
Eh...not bad wei.
Then went to Times Square. Wanted to buy a book called "P.S : I love You". All my female crappers were reading it, so I don't know what's so special about that book until I wanted to buy to read. What a great excuse.
Borders, first floor under maintainence. So have to walk to the second floor to search for the bloody book. After 20 minutes of wandering around at the 'romantic books' section. I gave up.
So I went looking around for shoes. Went to Converse, nothing new. What caught my eye when I walk out of the store is a SpongeBob shirt and a Hello Kitty with Ape shirt. Enquired about the price, after negotiating with the seller, I get RM 18 for each shirt. Bought the remaining Hello Kitty and SpongeBob shirt. Instead of RM 36, I get RM 35. Hey, a Ringgit a lot to me wei.
Lost my bus ticket, so I don't have any small changes to buy one new ticket. So I spent RM 10 on a can of Sprite just to get small changes. Careless of me.
So at the end of the day, I bought a skinny jeans and 2 shirts. Mum was like...
'You sure you're gonna wear this Hello Kitty shirt? You sure this one is for boys to wear ah?" - Mum
I am sure.
I got SpongeBob in my closet now!!!
What a perfect match, Nickelodeon and Baby Milo.
Now I know why mum doesn't want me to wear this shirt, because there is Hello Kitty in it.
So what?
Now I like Bape (A Bathing Ape) clothes.
Test results update:
Got A1 for Civics
A2 for Maths (surprise)
Have you people ever wore skinny jeans before? My nuts suffered. Like being crushed by Yu Kin wasn't enough.
So Saturday went to Sungei Wang to shop for clothes. Nah uh, its not like every week or every month I'll buy new clothes. FYI, my family doesn't print money. Now saving for the PS3. Hopefully, and I mean, hopefully, there will be a pirated version of the ultimate next-gen console. I don't wanna pay RM 180+ for a game. Damn Sony, why did you have to use Blue-Ray?
Mum has been bugging me to buy a colourful shirt. What's wrong with my collection now?
Because mum doesn't like me wearing shirts that has dull colours or 2 tone ones.
I have like a lot of black and white shirts, some of you might call me being 'emo'. Hookay....
Yeah.....the colours of my collection. Mum was bored at what colour I wear, so she gave me RM 100 and buy a few shirts that have more than 5 colours. Thanks mum!!
Have to wait 30 minutes for the bus to arrive at the Leisure Mall bus stop. RapidKL please buck up because your service is getting shitty day by day.
Inside Sungei Wang, me shopping alone. Was hoping to bump into Kamumalu, cuz I shoo lonely. Went in to different streetwear shops to try out skinny jeans, but the price ain't right. So there was one floor where Echo Park and Xtreme was located side by side. Xtreme priced their slim jeans at a whopping RM 143 after 10% discount. I wasn't so sure to spend that amount of money to just buy a skinny jeans. So as I walk out of the shop, Shibuya was just infront of me. My buddies said Shibuya's products are good quality and reasonable price. So after 10%, the skinny jeans wasRM 90.
Eh...not bad wei.
Then went to Times Square. Wanted to buy a book called "P.S : I love You". All my female crappers were reading it, so I don't know what's so special about that book until I wanted to buy to read. What a great excuse.
Borders, first floor under maintainence. So have to walk to the second floor to search for the bloody book. After 20 minutes of wandering around at the 'romantic books' section. I gave up.
So I went looking around for shoes. Went to Converse, nothing new. What caught my eye when I walk out of the store is a SpongeBob shirt and a Hello Kitty with Ape shirt. Enquired about the price, after negotiating with the seller, I get RM 18 for each shirt. Bought the remaining Hello Kitty and SpongeBob shirt. Instead of RM 36, I get RM 35. Hey, a Ringgit a lot to me wei.
Lost my bus ticket, so I don't have any small changes to buy one new ticket. So I spent RM 10 on a can of Sprite just to get small changes. Careless of me.
So at the end of the day, I bought a skinny jeans and 2 shirts. Mum was like...
'You sure you're gonna wear this Hello Kitty shirt? You sure this one is for boys to wear ah?" - Mum
I am sure.
I got SpongeBob in my closet now!!!
What a perfect match, Nickelodeon and Baby Milo.
Now I know why mum doesn't want me to wear this shirt, because there is Hello Kitty in it.
So what?
Now I like Bape (A Bathing Ape) clothes.
Test results update:
Got A1 for Civics
A2 for Maths (surprise)
Sunday, August 3, 2008
I hope I typed clearly
That Angeline...I didn't paint you as the enemy or the person that I hated most right now. I hope what I posted on my previous blog post titled 'Cover Up' is very very clear, that the post stated that
I AM DISSAPOINTED AT THE SCHOOL'S JUSTICE SYSTEM.
I hope we don't argue on Monday.
I AM DISSAPOINTED AT THE SCHOOL'S JUSTICE SYSTEM.
I hope we don't argue on Monday.
Beautiful Saviour - Planet Shakers
Beautiful Saviour - Planet Shakers
Jesus, beautiful saviour,
God of all majesty,
Risen king,
Lamb of God,
Holy and righteous,
Blessed redeemer,
Bright morning star
All the heavens shout your praise,
All creation bow to worship you
How wonderful, how beautiful,
Name above every name, exalted high
How wonderful, how beautiful,
Jesus your name, name above every name, Jesus
I will sing forever, Jesus i love you, Jesus i love you
I will sing forever, jesus i love you, jesus i love you
Jesus, beautiful saviour,
God of all majesty,
Risen king,
Lamb of God,
Holy and righteous,
Blessed redeemer,
Bright morning star
All the heavens shout your praise,
All creation bow to worship you
How wonderful, how beautiful,
Name above every name, exalted high
How wonderful, how beautiful,
Jesus your name, name above every name, Jesus
I will sing forever, Jesus i love you, Jesus i love you
I will sing forever, jesus i love you, jesus i love you
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Maccaroni Boy's version of the Angeline so-called 'sex scandal'.
Look, it's probably a very very old topic, its getting less hot to talk about. So, I decided to make my own version to make it hot again. Enjoy. Wonder when was the last time I make fun of people? Hope my magic is still in me.
oh my goodness...*can't believe myself*
13th June 2008 in maccaroniboy.blogspot.com
Ok... things are really getting a bit over, I think.Before I tell you what really happened, I'll recap what happened within the past few days.
Since last week, me, Kerrie, Kent, Kyle and Kamumalu had McDonald's for the whole week. Monday to Sunday. Boy it was crazy, as Kamumalu and Kent ordered lots and lots of Happy Meals. Now what am I gonna do with them Made-in-China toys?
Monday, 9th of June
Me, Kerrie, Kent, Kyle and Kamumalu meet in the school canteen secretly. We were planning to take oath to always eat McDonald's for the rest of our lives. It was a historic event for us. Imagine, Happy Meals everyday, Big Macs infront of us 24/7, and Ronald McDonald posters in our rooms. We're like...worshiping him man. Cool. The oath was like this :
I (insert name and blog alias here), pledge to eat McDonald's every day, not a day less, 5 times a day which is breakfast, tea time, lunch, dinner and supper. I would also collect every single McDonald's Happy Meal toys, not one less will be decorated on my study desk or in my room. I will also placed posters of Ronald McDonald in my room, in the bathroom and in my file. I would also always end the day with a thankful message to Ronald McDonald, for being the greatest. And lastly, I would not confess that having a Kids Membership at the teenager stage is ridiculous and will also not eat anything other than McDonald's.
It was an emotional day. 9th of June, we pledge our lives to McDonald. We were men (and women for Kamumalu and Kerrie).
Tuesday, 10th June
We meet up again at the same place. This time, the 5 of us were to elect who will be the leader of the Mutiara McDonald gang. Kamumalu was the choosen one. Because she hated KFC so much, she as the leader, gave us an important mission, to 'convert' KFC eaters to McDonald's. She said Ronald McDonald appeared to her while she was dreaming, and told her about this sacred mission It was a tough one, but for McDonald, anything is possible.
Wednesday, 11th June
I started my mission of 'converting' KFC eaters to McDonald loyals. My first target was Chee Hui Xian. She is such a loyal KFC supporter, that she doesn't mind chickens dying without any dignity before becoming our food. McDonald's guarantees that chickens will live their last days as chickens the best they can. Not like KFC, where their workers spit, stomp and skin the chickens alive. They are so cruel, not even human as I speak.
It was a hard time convincing Hui Xian to eat McDonald's forever. But she keeps on telling me how finger licking good KFC is. Come to think of it, I find that true to. Before I was a McDonald loyalist, I ate KFC before. The chicken, the nuggets, the wedges, the coleslaw and Pepsi. Pepsi was the real soda drink. The juiciness of the chicken meat, with it's perfectly fried chicken skin, its irresistible. Don't get me started on the Cheesy Wedges. It never taste so cheesy before in my life.
After she went offline, I was left wondering, did I make a mistake by pedging my entire live to McDonald's. To eat, breathe and live McDonald's? And to worship that clown?
I don't know............... But if my fellow pledges know about this, they'll be angry and felt that I betray them. Oh gosh, why life can't be like a Happy Meal?
Thursday, 12th June
The thought of KFC being better than McDonald's is in my mind already. After school, I rushed to Leisure Mall's McDonald's to eat. I need Fillet O Fish right now!! I waited patiently in line, and when it is my turn, I immediately ordered what I want. 4 Fillet O Fish, 3 large French Fries and 2 large Coke. The moment I taste the Fillet O Fish burger, I taste McDonald too. Finally, the thoughts of KFC being better than McDonald's vanished in my mind.
But then, something terrible happened in front of me. A McDonald worker dropped a Big Mac to the freshly detergent cleaned floor. And what did he to? He wrapped it back and placed it on the tray, and served it to the customer. And to my shock, the customer loved it.
Oh my gosh.
Friday, 13th June
I meet up with Hui Xian, told her the whole story. She consoled me, and bought me KFC. Oh how nice of her. A snack plate set, with Cheesy Wedges, coleslaw and mashed potato. Hui Xian knows what I want, and I'm thankful of that. I told her we can't eat in the canteen, because every recess, Kamumalu and gang will gather to eat McDonald's specially ordered by her. So, I and Hui Xian decided to eat in the school's clinic room secretly. I went to the school office and asked for the keys to the room, pretending that I was sick. The school clerk fell for it.
So off we were, enjoying the delicious KFC fried chickens and chewing off every single juiciness of the chicken. Who cares how the chicken die before it becomes your food, I only care about how it will taste like as your food. Don't you think so?
Then out of the sudden, Shu Teng went in. She was sick. But thank God she was a KFC lover, so she eat KFC with us. Luckily, Hui Xian ordered a few more buckets of fried chickens, just in case 6 wasn't enough.
Hoho, we were all so 'naughty' inside. We kept on 'challenging' each other, by eating as much chicken as possible in a set time. No only that, we became more 'naughtier' when we still continue 'challenging' drinking alot of Pepsi. We were so full, we could burp for all day long. Although the moments last for a few hours, but it was fun. Indeed fun. Boy, the meal was finger licking good.
Out of the sudden, Kamumalu, Kerrie, Kent and Kyle came in. Luckily, we hide all of the KFC buckets in a secret place. Kamumalu asked about my condition, I said I was doing fine. So asked Hui Xian and Shu Teng too, they answered the same thing like me. Kamumalu doesn't know that Hui Xian and Shu Teng are KFC lovers. The most important thing is, they (the gang) don't know that I ate KFC behind them. I was shivering, fearing to lose control. Sweating like mad.
When the gang went out, I, Hui Xian and Shu Teng continue our delightful feast. Wah, you 2 think I not dare to shove 5 chickens in my mouth is it? I did. NAH!!!!!! I don't have the picture, cuz' I didn't bring a camera.
My God, almost got caught by Kamumalu. She went back in, said she left her hair clipper here. Luckily I and the 2 KFC buddies heard her footsteps. If not, hoho, end of story. Then, Kamumalu went back to her class to go for Science lesson.
Then we continue our KFC fun again. Shu Teng challenged me to 'seduce' a fried chicken breast. It was a tough one, but what to do, I have to do it. Hehe fried chicken, you think I don't dare to sexually suduce you? My hand on your fried skin, slowly peeling you off. Oh yes....slowly licking your tasty juicy skin that is cooked with herbs and spices. Oh yes, that great feeling!!!!
Then, Hui Xian noticed someone secretly recording us eating KFC in the clinic room. It was Kerrie. She spied on us. How could she?
When Kerrie saw us pointing at her, she ran away with the recorded footage.
What am I suppose to do? How unlucky am I and Hui Xian and Shu Teng, for today was Friday the 13th.
Maccaroni Boy's blog post was printed out, and photostated into 100 copies like Angeline's story. The whole of SMK Seri Mutiara know about the story. Pn Tan, Pn Sasi, Mr Chee and Mr Chew, not to mention the Headmistress, approached Kerrie for the video. The video was later posted on YouTube.com, and about 99999 ratings for 5 star out of 5. The best thing is, 28.7 million people viewed the video and got LOL-ed to the floor. Maccaroni Boy, Hui Xian and Shu Teng were punished for eating KFC in the school clinic secretly, and also for lying to the school clerk, pretending to be sick to get access to the clinic room. Maccaroni Boy's membership as the McDonald's Gang was terminated and he was indeed happy. He finally get to enjoy the finger licking goodness of KFC, that's where he want to be. The End,
oh my goodness...*can't believe myself*
13th June 2008 in maccaroniboy.blogspot.com
Ok... things are really getting a bit over, I think.Before I tell you what really happened, I'll recap what happened within the past few days.
Since last week, me, Kerrie, Kent, Kyle and Kamumalu had McDonald's for the whole week. Monday to Sunday. Boy it was crazy, as Kamumalu and Kent ordered lots and lots of Happy Meals. Now what am I gonna do with them Made-in-China toys?
Monday, 9th of June
Me, Kerrie, Kent, Kyle and Kamumalu meet in the school canteen secretly. We were planning to take oath to always eat McDonald's for the rest of our lives. It was a historic event for us. Imagine, Happy Meals everyday, Big Macs infront of us 24/7, and Ronald McDonald posters in our rooms. We're like...worshiping him man. Cool. The oath was like this :
I (insert name and blog alias here), pledge to eat McDonald's every day, not a day less, 5 times a day which is breakfast, tea time, lunch, dinner and supper. I would also collect every single McDonald's Happy Meal toys, not one less will be decorated on my study desk or in my room. I will also placed posters of Ronald McDonald in my room, in the bathroom and in my file. I would also always end the day with a thankful message to Ronald McDonald, for being the greatest. And lastly, I would not confess that having a Kids Membership at the teenager stage is ridiculous and will also not eat anything other than McDonald's.
It was an emotional day. 9th of June, we pledge our lives to McDonald. We were men (and women for Kamumalu and Kerrie).
Tuesday, 10th June
We meet up again at the same place. This time, the 5 of us were to elect who will be the leader of the Mutiara McDonald gang. Kamumalu was the choosen one. Because she hated KFC so much, she as the leader, gave us an important mission, to 'convert' KFC eaters to McDonald's. She said Ronald McDonald appeared to her while she was dreaming, and told her about this sacred mission It was a tough one, but for McDonald, anything is possible.
Wednesday, 11th June
I started my mission of 'converting' KFC eaters to McDonald loyals. My first target was Chee Hui Xian. She is such a loyal KFC supporter, that she doesn't mind chickens dying without any dignity before becoming our food. McDonald's guarantees that chickens will live their last days as chickens the best they can. Not like KFC, where their workers spit, stomp and skin the chickens alive. They are so cruel, not even human as I speak.
It was a hard time convincing Hui Xian to eat McDonald's forever. But she keeps on telling me how finger licking good KFC is. Come to think of it, I find that true to. Before I was a McDonald loyalist, I ate KFC before. The chicken, the nuggets, the wedges, the coleslaw and Pepsi. Pepsi was the real soda drink. The juiciness of the chicken meat, with it's perfectly fried chicken skin, its irresistible. Don't get me started on the Cheesy Wedges. It never taste so cheesy before in my life.
After she went offline, I was left wondering, did I make a mistake by pedging my entire live to McDonald's. To eat, breathe and live McDonald's? And to worship that clown?
I don't know............... But if my fellow pledges know about this, they'll be angry and felt that I betray them. Oh gosh, why life can't be like a Happy Meal?
Thursday, 12th June
The thought of KFC being better than McDonald's is in my mind already. After school, I rushed to Leisure Mall's McDonald's to eat. I need Fillet O Fish right now!! I waited patiently in line, and when it is my turn, I immediately ordered what I want. 4 Fillet O Fish, 3 large French Fries and 2 large Coke. The moment I taste the Fillet O Fish burger, I taste McDonald too. Finally, the thoughts of KFC being better than McDonald's vanished in my mind.
But then, something terrible happened in front of me. A McDonald worker dropped a Big Mac to the freshly detergent cleaned floor. And what did he to? He wrapped it back and placed it on the tray, and served it to the customer. And to my shock, the customer loved it.
Oh my gosh.
Friday, 13th June
I meet up with Hui Xian, told her the whole story. She consoled me, and bought me KFC. Oh how nice of her. A snack plate set, with Cheesy Wedges, coleslaw and mashed potato. Hui Xian knows what I want, and I'm thankful of that. I told her we can't eat in the canteen, because every recess, Kamumalu and gang will gather to eat McDonald's specially ordered by her. So, I and Hui Xian decided to eat in the school's clinic room secretly. I went to the school office and asked for the keys to the room, pretending that I was sick. The school clerk fell for it.
So off we were, enjoying the delicious KFC fried chickens and chewing off every single juiciness of the chicken. Who cares how the chicken die before it becomes your food, I only care about how it will taste like as your food. Don't you think so?
Then out of the sudden, Shu Teng went in. She was sick. But thank God she was a KFC lover, so she eat KFC with us. Luckily, Hui Xian ordered a few more buckets of fried chickens, just in case 6 wasn't enough.
Hoho, we were all so 'naughty' inside. We kept on 'challenging' each other, by eating as much chicken as possible in a set time. No only that, we became more 'naughtier' when we still continue 'challenging' drinking alot of Pepsi. We were so full, we could burp for all day long. Although the moments last for a few hours, but it was fun. Indeed fun. Boy, the meal was finger licking good.
Out of the sudden, Kamumalu, Kerrie, Kent and Kyle came in. Luckily, we hide all of the KFC buckets in a secret place. Kamumalu asked about my condition, I said I was doing fine. So asked Hui Xian and Shu Teng too, they answered the same thing like me. Kamumalu doesn't know that Hui Xian and Shu Teng are KFC lovers. The most important thing is, they (the gang) don't know that I ate KFC behind them. I was shivering, fearing to lose control. Sweating like mad.
When the gang went out, I, Hui Xian and Shu Teng continue our delightful feast. Wah, you 2 think I not dare to shove 5 chickens in my mouth is it? I did. NAH!!!!!! I don't have the picture, cuz' I didn't bring a camera.
My God, almost got caught by Kamumalu. She went back in, said she left her hair clipper here. Luckily I and the 2 KFC buddies heard her footsteps. If not, hoho, end of story. Then, Kamumalu went back to her class to go for Science lesson.
Then we continue our KFC fun again. Shu Teng challenged me to 'seduce' a fried chicken breast. It was a tough one, but what to do, I have to do it. Hehe fried chicken, you think I don't dare to sexually suduce you? My hand on your fried skin, slowly peeling you off. Oh yes....slowly licking your tasty juicy skin that is cooked with herbs and spices. Oh yes, that great feeling!!!!
Then, Hui Xian noticed someone secretly recording us eating KFC in the clinic room. It was Kerrie. She spied on us. How could she?
When Kerrie saw us pointing at her, she ran away with the recorded footage.
What am I suppose to do? How unlucky am I and Hui Xian and Shu Teng, for today was Friday the 13th.
Maccaroni Boy's blog post was printed out, and photostated into 100 copies like Angeline's story. The whole of SMK Seri Mutiara know about the story. Pn Tan, Pn Sasi, Mr Chee and Mr Chew, not to mention the Headmistress, approached Kerrie for the video. The video was later posted on YouTube.com, and about 99999 ratings for 5 star out of 5. The best thing is, 28.7 million people viewed the video and got LOL-ed to the floor. Maccaroni Boy, Hui Xian and Shu Teng were punished for eating KFC in the school clinic secretly, and also for lying to the school clerk, pretending to be sick to get access to the clinic room. Maccaroni Boy's membership as the McDonald's Gang was terminated and he was indeed happy. He finally get to enjoy the finger licking goodness of KFC, that's where he want to be. The End,
I need a new headset
After a year of usage, my Nokia headset's cushion for the ear sets finally came off.
Did my ear 'naughty naughty' go and bite my headset's cushion?
Oh crap.......
Did my ear 'naughty naughty' go and bite my headset's cushion?
Oh crap.......
Friday, August 1, 2008
We finally won!!
I wanna dedicate this very very delayed post about my football team's first victory. Yes, first recorded victory.
After losing to SMK Taman Connaught's school football team 10-0 last year and 7-0 this year, and losing to Sanjay's Kazarguardz, we finally chalked down Street Thugs first ever win against a Saujana team, 6-3.
All thanks to Silva for scoring a hat-trick for the team, and being the most hard working player on the field (no doubt). Not to forget Sugin, Sagilan, Aiyana, Nick, Raj and Manpreet too. Santosh...not so sure. LOL, fine, Santosh did great too. Me? I didn't play well. I was sloppy throughout the whole game.
The most funniest momment in the game was like this. A dog suddenly came into the field while we're attacking. Then the opposition's goalkeeper got so scared, he ran away from his goal, and we scored.
After the goal, middle field kickoff, the dog is still wondering around.
'Silva, ask your brother to go away!!!" - team mates.
Like always, after a game, we'll head on down to the nearest mamak to eat. So on the way to mamak, bumped into Silva's 'brother' again.
So here's some pics while eating in the mamak.....
"You think you're the only one who has balls ah?!"
Nick and Santosh camwhoring....
After having our lunch, wanted to go to cyber cafe, but all of the cafes were booked. So we headed down to Raj's house to lepak.
Out of the sudden....they all started to rape one another.
Sagilan was the first 'rape' victim. I got a video of him kena 'raped'. It was really really funny. Aiyana and gang manage to take Sagi's pants off, exposing his 'little brother' to everyone.
If there're not listening to songs, then it must be watching videos.
Oh yeah...
Aiyana kena back.
I have to pitty Raj's mum, for having to pick us up to Raj's place, serve us drinks and cakes, and also fetch me and Santosh to Phoenix Plaza bus stop while the rest is sent to Sugin's house.
Rushed to church practice. Realized that the practiced was held in the morning, not at 4 p.m. I was pissed. Imagine from Cheras travel all the way to Kota Damansara for nothing.
After losing to SMK Taman Connaught's school football team 10-0 last year and 7-0 this year, and losing to Sanjay's Kazarguardz, we finally chalked down Street Thugs first ever win against a Saujana team, 6-3.
All thanks to Silva for scoring a hat-trick for the team, and being the most hard working player on the field (no doubt). Not to forget Sugin, Sagilan, Aiyana, Nick, Raj and Manpreet too. Santosh...not so sure. LOL, fine, Santosh did great too. Me? I didn't play well. I was sloppy throughout the whole game.
The most funniest momment in the game was like this. A dog suddenly came into the field while we're attacking. Then the opposition's goalkeeper got so scared, he ran away from his goal, and we scored.
After the goal, middle field kickoff, the dog is still wondering around.
'Silva, ask your brother to go away!!!" - team mates.
Like always, after a game, we'll head on down to the nearest mamak to eat. So on the way to mamak, bumped into Silva's 'brother' again.
So here's some pics while eating in the mamak.....
"You think you're the only one who has balls ah?!"
Nick and Santosh camwhoring....
After having our lunch, wanted to go to cyber cafe, but all of the cafes were booked. So we headed down to Raj's house to lepak.
Out of the sudden....they all started to rape one another.
Sagilan was the first 'rape' victim. I got a video of him kena 'raped'. It was really really funny. Aiyana and gang manage to take Sagi's pants off, exposing his 'little brother' to everyone.
If there're not listening to songs, then it must be watching videos.
Oh yeah...
Aiyana kena back.
I have to pitty Raj's mum, for having to pick us up to Raj's place, serve us drinks and cakes, and also fetch me and Santosh to Phoenix Plaza bus stop while the rest is sent to Sugin's house.
Rushed to church practice. Realized that the practiced was held in the morning, not at 4 p.m. I was pissed. Imagine from Cheras travel all the way to Kota Damansara for nothing.
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