Still stubborn

The recent landslide at Bukit Antarabangsa, which claimed 4 lives and alot of people losing their homes, shocked the whole nation too.

I wonder, how could this happen, I mean, we had the quality and solid materials to build houses and buildings on high lands. But how on earth did this happen?

Who knows.........the authorities spend alot, bought cheap materials to not last for at least 4 years, and the rest of the money goes into their own pockets. Eh, I said maybe ah....you buggers don't report me to those blogger-watching people I tell you. They got so many time until need to watch us bloggers on what we blog, and whether will it cause national security threat.

If we were that geng ah? Then what about terrorists?

If this landslide incident hasn't taught us a thing....we're proberly caveman dumb.

DON'T BUILD ANY DAMN THING ON A HIGH LAND LAH!!!!!!!!

Plant more trees, make Mother Nature happy lah. You keep on chopping her hairs and bushes, you want her to go bald is it?

Dining room gone Barney

Painted the dining room's wall purple. Well, not Barney purple, just light purple.

Honestly, I was afraid to go up the ladder to paint. Worried that the ladder will be unstable and I will fall, or maybe the ladder closed itself and clipped on my legs.

Me : Dad, why don't you paint the higher part of the wall, and I'll paint the lover part of the wall...

Dad : Can't, I have work to do. Just paint lah!!

My legs were beginning to shake. But with my dad's 'encouraging support', I manage to get up the ladder.

Now, once I got up to the ladder, one thing worries me is that whether will I spill the paint all over the place or not......

Nah....that didn't even happened.

Me, and light purple bonding together.

My cousin Noby from Australia was like....

"Its amusing to see Daniel paint the walls, I won't watch TV already for now."

Stuck at half 50 cent

Still stuck at only having 25 cents in my Nuffnang earnings. Please lah readers, you love me right?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHT?????????

So, please, if you're bored, click on the ads as many times as possible. You're contributing to charity (lol, yeah right)

I just finished painting the wall of my house's dining room. You know, I have height phobia, so it took dad a scolding to get me to climb a few stairs of the ladder.

My handphone just finished its battery. So, the orang asli trip and today's wall painting pictures will be delayed. Sorry guys.

Orang asli trip

Will be posting the pictures soon. Will update later. I can't be bothered, don't blame me.

This is what you get after buying an Xbox 360

I was just browsing through gamespot.com, and I saw this gamer's blog post called "Funeral for my Xbox 360".

Damn it was sad.....Red Ring of Death...WHY??!!!

I was this close of buying a secondhand Xbox 360 from a friend. His Xbox's LCD burnt and cause the whole console to shut down. (LCD....huh?)

Moral of the story, don't rush to come out a console. Take your time, and the result is worth it.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25578816&om_act=convert&om_clk=soapbox&tag=soapbox;subject;2

Tropic Thunder

I watched Tropic Thunder last week, and to be, it's the most funniest movie I've seen for 2008. This is a movie not for kiddies. With foul language, sexual content, and a little offensive to retarted people.

When I insert the DVD in to the movie, pressed play, I was shocked to see the first 'advertisement' in the movie, about an energy drink called 'Booty Sweat'.Now the first advertisement was about Alpha Chino's (played by Brandon T. Jackson) energy drink, 'Booty Sweat' and 'Bust-A-Nut' candy bar.


Yeah, I thought the drink doesn't exist, but it is out in stores in America. I wonder what's the taste like of drinking people's sweat, from their booty?

Ewwwww....anyway, back to the movie.


Then the second 'trailer' shows Tugg Speedman's (played by Ben Stiller) movie, Scorcher IV : Global Meltdown.


Third movie trailer is Jeff Portnoy's (played by Jack Black) movie called The Fatties : Fart 2 , is actually like Eddie Murphy's "Nutty Professor, only more farts and less dialog.


Now my favourite trailer, which is the last one and the funniest before the actual movie starts, is called 'Satan's Alley". This movie is played by 5 time Academy Award winner and 6 time Crying Monkey award winner (LOL) Kirk Lazarus (played by Robert Downey Jr.) and Tobey Maguire (cameoing himself) as secretly gay monks in an 18th century monastery. This is like a direct hit at Ang Lee's award winning gay cowboy movie, "Brokeback Mountain".

Now Tropic Thunder the movie, is about Tugg Speedman, a once highest paid actor now a dying star, Jeff Portnoy, a heroin addicted comedian, Kirk Lazarus, a 5 time Academy Award winner and 6 time Crying Monkey award winner, Alpa Chino, a rapper with his own energy drink, and Kevin Sandusky, a newcomer.

All these prima donna actors (except Kevin Sandusky) are starring in the most expensive war film based on the Vietnam War and the book about it called 'Tropic Thunder", which is writen by Vietnam vetaran John 'Four Leaf' Tayback.

The movie is behind a months schedule, and they screwed it up because of the actors.

Now the movie 'Tropic Thunder" is backed up by foul-mouthed executive Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise, surprised huh?). Les then hits at the movie's director Damien Cockburn (*giggles*.....the last name), played by Steve Coogan for failing to finish the movie in time and not able to handle big stars like Tugg and Kirk.

So one night, the Vietnam vetaran and director Cockburn had a plan to save the film and create history. So one day, both of them and explosion effects operator Cody Underwood (Danny R. McBride) drops the spoiled actors into the middle of the jungle, where he installs hidden cameras and special-effect explosions rigged so he can film the movie in 'guerrilla style'.

Damien died shorty after accidentally stepping on a old land mine. Blown into pieces, Tugg Speedman thinks that Damien's 'death' is fake and he's trying to play all 5 actor's mind. This scene was quite disgusting, when Ben Stiller's character lifts up Damien's blown head, licks it to taste whether is it made up of corn syrup. Its funny, and gross.

So, nearby a bunch of real gang soldiers from this group called the 'Flamming Dragons' heard the actors shouting, as the actors are trying to act out the scene. When the soldiers starts to shoot them, the actors returned fire with their fake guns with blanks. And all 5 of them still thought that it is all part of the movie, especially Tugg. After Tugg Speedman threw a fake gernade, Cody then detonated a bomb that is planted near the Flamming Dragons position. And still....Tugg thinks it's all fake.

Kirk, Kevin and Alpha only thinks that the whole think is real after examine Damien's body pieces.

Soon, after an arguement, Tugg Speedman decides to go finish the movie alone, while the rest decides to fall back, because Tugg Speedman is lost and doesn't know his way.

Tugg Speedman accidentally killed a panda at night, raining when he thought a bear was attacking him. He then took the panda's head and made it as a mask, cuz Tugg Speedman was slowly going insane.

Speedman is captured and taken to the Flaming Dragon's heroin factory, which he initially believes to be a prisoner-of-war camp from the script. The gang soon realizes that he is the star of the box office bomb 'Simple Jack' (the only movie they have, on VHS) and force him to reenact it several times a day.

Flamming Dragon's leader, Tran is played by child actor Brandon Soo Hoo, who can be seen having a cigarette in his mouth.

Meanwhile back in L.A, Tugg's manager, Rick Peck (played by Matthew McConaughey) is trying to talk Les Grossman to pay a 50 million dollar ransom to free Tugg Speedman. Instead, Les Grossman asked Flamming Dragons to screw themselves in the face.

Second time Flamming Dragons called up and said that 'price gone up to 100 million dollar, and if they don't pay up, Simple Jack will die'. Les Grossman still call them to screw themselves, and hangs up.

"We don't negotiate with terrorists." Les Grossman. Good quote.

Less Grossman tells Rick Peck that if Tugg Speedman dies, they'll be able to benefit from his death through insurance claims, and then tells Rick Peck that he can be a G5 owner instead.
Here's the scene.

Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.
[turns on Flo Rider's "Low" and begins to dance to the beat]

Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: [dancing along] Right...

Les Grossman: You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room!

Les Grossman: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees!

Les Grossman: Big dick, baby!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Yep.

Les Grossman: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.

Rick Peck: Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best
friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

Les Grossman: Yes.

Rick Peck: [pause] A G5 airplane?
Les Grossman: Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!
[turns on the music and dances again]

Damn, that was the best scene. Imagine Tom Cruise, dancing along to Flo Rida's Low.

The other actors were trying to find Speedman, and they stumbled upon Flamming Dragon's heroin plant, which they also saw Speedman being tortured, which he still thinks it's all part of the movie.

The planned to rescue Tugg by sending Kirk to act as a farmer, and Jeff being tied to a water buffalo half naked with his underpants only. This plan was thought by Kevin, who read the whole book 'Tropic Thunder'.

Kevin Sandusky : Did you read the script?

Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Kirk and Alpa Chino then scout for the last time to the Flamming Dragon's base to check on Tugg Speedman, who is still acting as Simple Jack for the villagers. Jeff then told Kevin whether can he not go for the rescue mission and stay to protect the backpacks and so just in case. Kevin said no, cuz it's all part of the plan. Jeff then confessed that the Jellybeans he ate earlier on are heroin. So, he begged Kevin to tie him on a tree, literally. And he did. On that night when they set camp, they discussed about their love life. Kirk clears rumours of him and Jennifer Love Hewit together, Kevin with nobody, and Alpa.......confessed while he wrote the song 'I Love Pussy' for the commercial of his energy drink, 'Booty Sweat', he was thinking of Lance, a dude.

Now here's the scene.

Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.

Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?

Alpa Chino: ...Lance

Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?

Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?

Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.

Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.

Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

Kirk Lazarus: It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point!

Alpa Chino: I'm not gay! I love tha pussy!

LOL!!!

Alpha Chino sewed a costume for Kirk, who will disguise as a Chinese farmer. Here's the scene.

Jeff Portnoy: So, what's the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes?

Kirk Lazarus: No, no. Mandarin Chinese. What I can tell, it's what they're speaking down there.

Jeff Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese?

Kirk Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar. I prepped for
that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months.

So the plan worked, and when Kirk reveals himself to Tran right after he changed his line by saying he has a drug farm after saying he has a paddy farm. So here's his infamous quote before flashing 2 heavy machine guns, fake to Tran and his henchman.

Kirk Lazarus: Here's my mothafuckin' farm!
[pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]

Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

Everyone ducked down for cover, Jeff then pulled out a fake handgun, carried Tran and asked him where is the heroins, and ran for the place.

Kevin and Kirk then searched for Tugg Speedman, but they managed to find Cody and John 'Four Leaf' Tayback, both tied to a post. Then Kirk managed to find Tugg Speedman, who refuses to leave after saying that 'he is at home, performing shows for the villagers.

Jeff Portnoy had to finished off Tran after being attacked by that little fella while trying to fit into a women's clothes to cover his fat body. He punded Tran, and with his heavy body, they both crashed to a basement, with heroins.

Kevin found Jeff, nearly consuming all of the drugs. He tried to convince Jeff not to do it, but Jeff says he deserve it for being a clown to the world, saying they only laugh at him because of his farts only.

2 soldiers came, Jeff got scared until he farted. Both soldiers laughed, Jeff not amused, with heroin covered his hands, he buries his hands on the soldier's face, drugging both of them. Jeff and Kevin then finds Kirk dealing Tugg Speedman.

Tugg Speedman: My son gave this to me.

Kirk Lazarus: That's your stick buddy?

Tugg Speedman: His name is Twiggman.

Kirk Lazarus: Does he want to come with us?

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disgused as another dude!

Kevin Sandusky: What?

Kirk Lazarus: You're a dude that don't know what dude he is!

Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is...

Jeff Portnoy: What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Tugg Speedman: - by playing other dudes?

Kevin Sandusky : What is going on?

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kirk Lazarus : You're right, I'm no Lincoln Osiris, or Father O'mallie

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kevin Sandusky : The insecurity level of you guys are ridiculous.

Kevin Sandusky: Tugg. Tugger. You're the last piece of the puzzle buddy. We need you! Your men need you. Are you with us?

Tugg Speedman: [pause] I'm a rooster illusion.

Kevin Sandusky: Fuck it. We'll deal with him later.

---

As they finally got Tugg Speedman to get out of the hell hole, they find Four Leaf helping them by flame-throwing towards soldiers who were shooting at them. Alpa Chino joined them to escape to the helicopter by a truck. As they board on, Tran is seen walking out of a house which is on fire, holding a rocket launcher. As he shoots the rocket, which manage to blow the truck upside down. Kevin was seriously hurt, Jeff injured his ass. Tugg finally regained his mentality and managed to remember Kevin's last name, Sandusky. The joke about Kevin is that no one can remember his name. Seriously, watch the movie.

They got across the bridge, before Cody detonates it. But Tugg Speedman wants to stay, as he 'claims' he has a connection with them. Well, Kirk then goes along with the rest. As the chopter was about to take off, Tugg Speedman is seen attacked by the angry villagers and regreted to stay. As Tran was about to shoot another rocket towards them, Tugg's agent, Rick Peck then appears with a TiVo. Rick Peck was furious that Tugg didn't get TiVo when he's shooting the movie. So, Rick decides to give it to his client of 15 years himself.

As the rocket was heading towards them, Rick threw the TiVo, which saved them, and then the camera zooms out, we can see Kirk anouncing the nominees for the Oscars. And Tugg won best actor. His fellow actors and friends we're cheering for him. Kevin dates Jennifer Love Hewit, Alpa Chino with Lance Bass, a former N'Sync star.

Tropic Thunder generated 8 Oscars, 400 million and saved Speedman's career.

I rate this movie....a 9.8/10

Malacca

Malacca trip was awesome, but before that, I was shocked to hear the news of my favourite Nyonya cendol stall shifted to a new place. No more at Melaka Raya road.....

WHY?!!

And.....satay price gone up, from 30 cent to 60 cent....

WHY?!!

Oh yeah, that satay shop I frequent go when I'm in Malacca is nearby at that long Malacca bridge. Well, I don't even know where is that shop, but all I know it's nearby the Malacca river there. The satay business is run by a Chinese cook, who knows my grandma and family for more than 50 years. Damn that's long.

As expected.....holidays are full of lousy screwed up drivers with no bloody sense.

Make up your mind on which lane you wanna go you nim wit!!!

After 2 hours of traveling, finally reached at grandma's place.

Grandma forced my mum to throw away some of her wedding photos, cuz most of them were rubbish, blur, not properly taken and so.

And guess what? I found my great-grandfather


And I noticed this......

Why on earth do I have alcohol in my room?

Next day went to Tesco, and I saw this cheap rip-off of the Nitendo Wii.

It's called the WiNi Sports.....with 48 kick ass sports game to play. How frickin' cool is that?!!


It's smaller than the Nitendo Wii for sure.

Last day went to Jusco to shop for food. I can't survive on Malacca's worst dinner meals ever. Yuck!!! So bought lagsania and mangosteen juice.

Noticed this in Jusco.




My Malacca trip was a bore. Other than playing the PS2, and watching "The Drive of Life" dvds....and reading Sejarah form 5, I'm done.

I'm still waiting for Hui Xian to confirm whether his bro's company got work for me and Samuel or not....

Pet dying

YES YES YES!!!!!

YARRHHH!!!!!

(Click on the image)

I'M RM 0.25 RICHER!!!!!!!!! YARRHHH!!!!!

LOL!!

30 things to do if you are going to fail an exam anyways

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

End of Copying Posting~