Thursday, May 7, 2009

Room changed

For the past few nights, I have to deal with the loud surround sound snoring from my parents. It seems that the house's ceeling is getting old, and at one point one of them in my room nearly drop on the new pc. So, dad had to spend RM 1k on repairing and repainting all the ceeling boards in the house.

Can you imagine, Monday to Wednesday morning I had to deal with THX surround sound snores from my parents. Music to my ears, even if I used 2 pillows to cover both ears still can hear.

So when I came back from dad's birthday dinner yesterday, I was surprised that my room's layout is so different. I love it!!!


Then....


Now.


Then....


Now.

Its easier for me to just switch off the main switch of the air conditioner rather than walking all the way to switch it off. But the sad part is, whenever the alarm is set, I have to get my lazy ass off the bed and turn off the alarm.


Me.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Exams are near, and yet I still have the feeling or the mood not to study. Its like....I don't care about exams anymore.

What's the score?

Hey Gunners, tell me what's the score?

Huh?

No no no....I still can't hear ya? What are you whispering to me?

How many?

1-3. Oh ok cool, so what's the total score?

No no goon, I still can't hear ya?

4-1. Thank you.

I didn't managed to watch the match. Was so worried that Manchester United might lost the plot at the Emirates. But I was wrong......

Rushed back home and turned on the tv to watch Sportscenter. It was definitely a match worth staying up late to watch.

United's first goal of the match proves to be a fast one. Park Ji-Sung scored. In the eighth minute, he raced past Johan Djourou down the left side and passed the ball along the ground to Park Ji-Sung in the Arsenal penalty area. Just as Park received the ball, Arsenal defender Kieran Gibbs lost his footing on grass that was slick after being watered to enable the ball to roll. Park received the pass and scored.

4 minutes later, Ronaldo then scored for United with his trademark distant free kick. No, he doesn't bend it like Beckham, he slams it in his own way, the Ronaldo way.

From 40 yards, Ronaldo won a free kick. He then like usual, would stand with both legs in a wide V-shape. His stance is like arrogant, but the end result, magnificient.

Who would have thought, after that Porto away game, Ronaldo would slam in another screamer. Almunia was a tad late to save the ball.




Then, United's 3rd goal was a combination of perfect passing, perfect timing and a perfect run.

In the 61st minute. Manchester’s third goal was a classic breakaway, a sweeping move the length of the field. Nemanja Vidic headed the ball clear of his penalty area, Ronaldo flicked the ball onward with a backheel, then Park passed it through the central area, and Wayne Rooney accelerated down the left.When Rooney was ready, who should be sprinting into the Arsenal area? Ronaldo, of course. The finish, with Ronaldo’s instep, was his 25th goal of this season in all competitions, his 67th in two seasons.

Classic.

But Arsenal pulled one back in with a penalty, with Darren Fletcher tackled Cesc Fàbregas in the penalty area. A straight red from the referee. Van Persie then converts it from the spot kick.


Will miss you for the final.

When the final whistle blew, Man United fans were delighted. 1-3 the score, 4-1 the final aggregate.

Manchester United, Britain's best football club.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Yesterday choir was so wild, especially the boys. Instead of being serious about Thursday's choir finals, we spent the day scaring anyone that walked past the music room

The funniest one was this one. This form 3 dude, he walked by the room quite alot of times. So Santosh, Sam, Yu Kin and me planned to scare that kid.

He walked past, Santosh carefully opened the window...

HOOOOIII PUNDEK!!!!!!!!!!!

Victim was so shocked, he jumped and shook for a few seconds. Next thing I know, Samuel, Santosh, Yu Kin and me were on the floor laughing like mad people. That's the way how its done!!!

Ok, after the second practice, we went out of the room, called Inderjit, Raj Dev's younger brother to come up to see us. Santosh ordered him to go to the front door. Inderjit, like a excited boy, ran all the way up to see us.

Inderjit walked to the room, Santosh then opened the door and yelled at him. Inderjit jumped and his face expression was so priceless. We ended up getting scolded by Yi Vonn for that.

A post from the secretary

Hello readers,

As you all may know, Daniel "Mac" Mak is suffering from a sickness called the 'alot-of-exams' disease. Recently the owner and founder of this blog had just finished his exams and was about to enjoy his limited freedom, until today morning he informed me that the teachers had announced the date of his mid-year exams, which is next week.

Daniel Mak came home, weeping like a 6 year old kid who got molested by an Indonesian worker at a shopping mall after hearing this news. He was supposed to stay back for extra classes provided for the school for the top 33 students, but he choose to go back home and cry to his mama about the exams. In the end, his mother couldn't care less about Daniel's problems (like she doesn't have problems of her own to deal with).

Daniel, now with Sejarah Form 5 text book staring at him, is now trying to chill and relax to calm his mind down. He is trying his best to stay emotionally stable. In my years of working as a secretary for Daniel, I guess at any minute, Daniel again will break down and cry like a pussy.

With exams on his mind, and art folio to complete within the deadline, Daniel has requested any of his readers/friends to prepare the following items, wishes, and present to him in school.

The items are :

1)Poison apple from that old hag in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs
2)A poison needle from sleeping beauty.
3)A Katana knife. Must be sharp.
4)Pills and wine.
5)Pure poison from Romeo and Juliet
6)A car with a C4 bombs attached
7)An anaconda
8)Drop him off in the middle of the Sahara desert
9)A magnum pistol
10)Any sharp item will do : )

Yes, I know this is insane but it is my boss's wish. These 10 essential items will be very helpful of his plan of committing suicide. I guess when I'm typing this line, Daniel is now sobbing like a little kid. I feel sad, and sorry for him..

Ignore the 10 items, don't tell my boss for that. He's still a virgin though XD. Anyway, Daniel Mark will not be blogging often as he is now concentrating more on studies, and less on play.

Oh yeah, Daniel would like to wish you all have a blessed week and take care.


Prepared by,
Sec of Mac

Sabotage - Beastie Boys

Sabotage - Beastie Boys

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage


So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button?
But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone
I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On


'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage


Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage


I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage

School being a bitch to me

Motherchud lah, I just finished my intervention exams, and the school decides to bitch my life up by having mid year exams next week. How long was my so-called holidays? Let's see.....

Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

10 Days and already another exam comming up. What da fark is going on here?

That's it, Wen Yi, I give you permission to take a Katana knife and slice me into pieces like sushi.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Nah Nah Nah


Hey, that's my cousin Aaron. Nah nah nah, you think I no guts to post you half naked talking to girls online and Facebooking at the same time ah?

While he's hogging over the PC.....

Here's me, bored, still having headache and........eating Oreos. No Wen(square), you can't have them. Get your own Oreos!!

Empty

Shit, I feel empty............

Someone please fill my life up?

Its 1:30 a.m, still very much awake and feeling emo-ish. Woah, Daniel emo ah?! First time wor. Dei, do I need to show you whether I'm emo or not motherchud?

Shouldn't have eaten Oreos. Regretted. Tomorrow have to rush for football match in the evening. Nevermind Kyle, if we screw up in defense, keep on trying harder.

Heck, I don't even now when is Mother's Day. I don't even have a single damn clue. And please, if I ever hear the radio playing Taylor Swift's "Love Story", I'll make a call to Ean or Adam and give them a piece of my mind. And if I hear any of you people singing a chorus or a single verse of that song, don't blame me if I give you a slap. Even David Archulala's songs aren't as annoying as Taylor's "Love Song".

1:35 a.m, Saturday, couldn't get you off my mind.

Drink, Drank, half Drunk

Thursday I was one of the 4 students that still haven't finished their intervention exams. Yeah, Pendidikan Seni. I didn't even seriously prepare for my art exam. I kinda lost interest in drawing already for the past few days. What about the Lil' Mac sketches? Its been like ages since I've touched the Wacom Bamboo to create them to life in my blog.

Don't worry kids, I'll post them soon.

I'm still happy that my school's choir team made it to the Final 5. This is something that the school should be proud of. I mean, we don't even have a vocal teacher to teach us!! And yet, we made it. Just wanna give shoutouts to any of the choir members reading my blog. You all have contributed alot to achieve this.

Yesterday went to Weng Joe's open house. Weng Fai, Michele, Justina, Chean Foo, Yik Yau, Wei Jian, Khai Liang, Kah Joon, Weng Yew were there. Had alot of fun, just because alcohol was in it.

Played a game where there were 5 shot glasses filled with mixed alcohol, including Japanese wine. When I kena that time, had to spin the arrow to see which one I had to drink. Terkena the Japanese wine, bottoms up!!


10% Alcohol. No worries :)

Actually, the taste is not bad afterall.


Had a glass of ice Carlsberg before me and gang headed off to Station One for supper. Did I mention, Yik Yau actually is scared of dogs. Look at the picture above, he tried to run away from a puppy. Oh yeah, back to what I said, imagine, near midnight and you see a bunch of crazy-assed teenagers, some drunk and some half-drunk (like me) walking all the way to Station One which is opposite Leisure Mall. You must be wondering whether our parents had neglected us or not.

Hey, I told my dad that alcohol is involved and I promised him to come back safely. He was ok with it. I'm responsible for my actions, that's why I only had a shot of Japanese Wine and a glass of Carlsberg ONLY.

Station One was crowded, even though its 11:50 p.m. Weng Joe decided to buy us supper. Ordered 2 large plates of chicken wings, 2 baskets of French Fries. I ordered Orange Juice, and also trying to not faint. I guess at that time the alcohol is starting to kick in.

Yeah yeah, call me a pussy, you faggots!! At least I can walk straight, unlike some only half a can and trying to act drunk. Idiots!!

Friday have to go back to Malacca, that's why I planned to go back home instead of choosing to overnight at Weng Joe's place. So Khai Liang took the trouble to fetch me back.

After Facebooking and chatting with some friends via Windows Live, I then doozed off at 2 a.m. Woke up 9:15 a.m, a mini headache occured in my head. Shit!! Must be the aftermath of getting drunk. Mind you, first time ok?

Was supposed to start journey at 10 a.m, but dad had to last minute buy some Salmon for dinner at Malacca.

Start journey at 11 a.m. I told ya traffic jam sure got wan, don't wanna start journey early lah!! Labour day suppose for everyone to rest, but alot of smartasses decided to balik kampung. Hello!! Deepavali and Hari Raya belum datang lagi lah!!!

Drop by at Seremban at my uncle's western food restaurant for lunch. 2 p.m resume journey, again we had to face the massive jam that's waiting for us on the highway.

Yeah, dad's getting me the old Vios for sure, and only allows me to install the bodykit that I wanted AFTER I got used to my first car. As for the rims, I might wanna buy second hand 16 inch.


Fuck the traffic jam. We got stuck in the jam as long as "The Fast And Furious" movie. 2 hours, so WTF lah!!

By the time reach Malacca toll, already 4:10 p.m. Reach grandma's house 20 minutes later, dad and I hates Malacca's traffic lights. Its like every 5 minutes...another bloody red light. K.L area also not as bad as Malacca lah!!

My mind told me not to eat Oreos at night, but I was stubborn. Sugar rush.