Saturday, January 26, 2008

Cloverfield and Me. (Spoilers)

ROARRRRR!!!


Cloverfield.................ever heard of a movie called Cloverfield.

Its a monster movie with full of mysteries......

Where does the monster come from?

Why New York?

What made the monster?

Is it still ALIVE?

Recently on my birthday....I watched the movie. It makes me so fucking sick. Trust me. It's like watching a long YouTube movie, with the camera shaking non stop, and it records the scary happenings on that day and even the recorded the monster too. Heck, it even recorded how the camera man got eaten up by the monster, then spitted out from it , with the camera in the mouth too.


Run. Fast.

No....seriously.....you really have to run fast. Because the little 'minions' from the monster is even faster than the aliens in "Alien versus Predator".


This poster that I Googled looks like another 9-11 like scenario. People calling for loved ones to know about their safety and so.


It makes Godzilla and King Kong so small...... HIDE PEOPLE!!

Look.......I'm bad at keeping spoilers, so be a good reader, google Cloverfield (web), click the one at www.slashfilm.com, see the videos. It's about the monster's first action in Japan's waters......eating up an oil rig.

Ok, in the film....here are some of my favourite scenes in the movie.

1) The Statue of Liberty's head being thrown to the main character's outside of his building.
2) The bridge being attacked by the monster.
3) Them being in the middle of the fight between the monster and the army.
4) The 4 of them being attacked by a minion of the monster in a very dark subway tunnel.
5) Camera man showing the injury of one of the bitten. A women kena bitten so badly, it sickens
me.
6) The women that got bitten, she started to bleed from the eye, then 2 uniformed people
brought her to a tent, she starts to turn fat, then blew into smithereens. EEE-YEWW!!!
7) They went all the way to the danger site to rescue the main character's love. Awww.....
8) As they reached to the chopter zone, one of them went on to the chopter. Then, the monster's
hit it and the copter flew to a building and explode.
9) Kudos to the camera man for filming one of the 2 most shocking scenes in the movie. This one
has a bird's eye view of the monster being attacked by missiles from fighter jets. Then.......
BAAAAAAMMMM!!!! It attacked and stunted the helicopter that the 3 survivors are in. Then
it crashed at Central Park.
10) The most awesome and shocking scene of the movie, the one that reveals the monster so
scary, it nearly made me pee my pants and hided my head to my girlfriend's shoulder.......
The cameraman and his friends ran off, but the cameraman accidentally left his video
camera. When he took the camera, the monster is just infront of him. You look at me, I look
at you, the monster then eat up the cameraman, with the camera, in the monster's mouth.
So fucking sick. Then, the monster spitted out Hud (cameraman). The remaining 2 of them
ran off.
11) The remaining 2 of the friends filmed their last moments, knowing that the government will
blow off New York if they cant contain the monster anymore. Amazingly, the camera
survived.



Wow.....now you people are screwed by me.


Oh yeah..........this movie also caused alot of illness to people, due to the constant camera shaking by the camera man. Some people got nauseous. Read today's Star newspaper.

In the end....I can't wait for the sequel to it. Heard it will be set in the Land of the Rising Sun.
(guess lah)

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