Another post from Sec of Mac

Hello readers,

Mac sec is back!!! WHOOOOOO!!! Ok, I've took a long vacation holiday from working as Maccaroni's secretary. And by the way thank God he didn't find another sexy slutty biatch to replace me (His scrotum will be the last thing he wants it off from his body).

Anyway, just to let you all know, Daniel Mark is doing fine with his trials. He wants to thank you all for showing him love and support (You all actually didn't rite?). Today Wednesday he just finished his Bahasa Malaysia paper 2, which consists of 4 questions, with a lot of sub questions. He managed to leave only one question blank, compare to last time 2.

I'm sure, Daniel Mark will be dealing with alot of papers and books infront of him for the next few days, as his wireless internet connection was out even since Monday's blackout at his house area. Daniel is deeply sad and now crying at the corner in his room, sucking his thumb. Gross, I can't believe I'm working for this boss.

Daniel's exams will be until the 18th, and speaking of 18th......November 18th will be his all important life-changing day, SPM. Yes, that one damn government exam that decides each students future. He has ordered me not to mention the number 18, and if any reader do so, he'll go nuts....literally.

Tomorrow will be his English paper, essay and comprehension and summary. He will be expecting to write more than 900+ words for his free-writing essay section. And Daniel is looking forward to it and score again (effortlessly) an A1 for English (cocky fella).

Anyway, Daniel Mark will not be blogging often as he is now concentrating more on studies, and less on play.

Oh yeah, Daniel would like to wish you all have a blessed week and take care.


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Sec of Mac

A post from the secretary

Hello readers,

As you all may know, Daniel "Mac" Mak is suffering from a sickness called the 'alot-of-exams' disease. Recently the owner and founder of this blog had just finished his exams and was about to enjoy his limited freedom, until today morning he informed me that the teachers had announced the date of his mid-year exams, which is next week.

Daniel Mak came home, weeping like a 6 year old kid who got molested by an Indonesian worker at a shopping mall after hearing this news. He was supposed to stay back for extra classes provided for the school for the top 33 students, but he choose to go back home and cry to his mama about the exams. In the end, his mother couldn't care less about Daniel's problems (like she doesn't have problems of her own to deal with).

Daniel, now with Sejarah Form 5 text book staring at him, is now trying to chill and relax to calm his mind down. He is trying his best to stay emotionally stable. In my years of working as a secretary for Daniel, I guess at any minute, Daniel again will break down and cry like a pussy.

With exams on his mind, and art folio to complete within the deadline, Daniel has requested any of his readers/friends to prepare the following items, wishes, and present to him in school.

The items are :

1)Poison apple from that old hag in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs
2)A poison needle from sleeping beauty.
3)A Katana knife. Must be sharp.
4)Pills and wine.
5)Pure poison from Romeo and Juliet
6)A car with a C4 bombs attached
7)An anaconda
8)Drop him off in the middle of the Sahara desert
9)A magnum pistol
10)Any sharp item will do : )

Yes, I know this is insane but it is my boss's wish. These 10 essential items will be very helpful of his plan of committing suicide. I guess when I'm typing this line, Daniel is now sobbing like a little kid. I feel sad, and sorry for him..

Ignore the 10 items, don't tell my boss for that. He's still a virgin though XD. Anyway, Daniel Mark will not be blogging often as he is now concentrating more on studies, and less on play.

Oh yeah, Daniel would like to wish you all have a blessed week and take care.


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Sec of Mac

Another post from Maccaroni Secretary

The secretary of Maccaroniboy.blogspot.com would like to inform to readers that, the creator's blog has changed the blog's name for personal reasons. He would also like to apologize to every loyal readers for not telling them, especially Shu Teng a.k.a www.fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com.

Here's a statement by my boss :

"Shu Teng a.k.a www.fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com, I am so so sorry for not notifying you about my blog name being changed, due to personal reasons. I owe you a Starbucks coffee."

The author would like to comment about the obscene picture in his GTA IV review post. His statement is recorded below:

"The reason why I posted the picture is because......for fun."

The author would also like to remind his fellow readers to be more open minded and not be like some idiot who comments about government school uniforms are sexy.

He will post about that issue later.

He would also like to express his sadness over the last-minute-never-come incident at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. He wants Hui Xian (www.h-4-huixian.blogspot.com) and Kamumalu (carlame-karumenu.blogspot.com) to buy him KFC and McDonald's respectively.

The author has waited in the male toilet in the airport for 7 hours straight with full of excitement.

He would also like to send his deepest pitiness towards Kent a.k.a Kentzai.blogspot.com. He would like to wish Kent all the best, and drink plenty of water.

Before I end my post, I would like to thank the author's readers for taking their time to read this post. Take care, and God bless.

Another long notice from the author through the secretary

As the secretary of Maccaroniboyz.blogpot.com, I would like to noticed the readers that Daniel and his fellow former blogger, Kyle Sui Yee Khai, has suffered mental illness after accidently watching the Edison Chen sex tape a few days ago. The author would like to apologized and ask back his 8 minutes of life time from God. Due to the fact of low quality picture in the video, the author would like to warn every single one of his readers to not, be too curious to watch the sex tape. Even in the deepest temptation to watch it, the author would like to wish you good luck in making through the whole video.

While tomorrow, which is Sunday, is the last day of the Barclay's Premier League. He would be praying to Almighty God for hoping that Chelsea will draw against relegation-threaten Bolton. He would like to send a request to Bolton that he wants 10 men as the defensive line up. He would also like to ask God to make the pitch of the JJB Stadium, home to Wigan, to be pitch perfect, as the author of the blog has heard numerous reports about the pitch being the worst in the league.

He would also like to send his deepest sympathies to the people of Myanmar, that he wish to donate an amount of money to the victims of the Cyclone Nargis.

The author would also like to laugh out loud (LOL) to Shu Teng's so called reply post about my previous note from the author. He has made a statement....

"I have decided to hire a secretary, knowing that some times, I couldn't be always updating my blog site. Maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com will be closed while when I am having exams, holidays, viruses on my PC, lazy e.t.c. Hiring a secretary for the blog site is the wisest decision, I can just sit back, relaxs, and let my secretary do the typing for me. Hmmm.....has my fellow blogger and schoolmate Shu Teng a.k.a Fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com ever had a back up plan if she can't blog always? I would like to send my deepest condolences regards to her. Oh yeah, I would like to thank her for supporting Manchester United. Thank you very much, I'll appreciate it."

The author would also be posting the Edison Chen incident after I finished posting this notice. Pictures will be posted too.

He would also like to wish good luck to those who are sitting for exams. Especially the form 3 and 5 students.

Before I end my notice, I would like to thank the author's readers for taking their time to read this post. Take care, and God bless.





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Maccaroni Secretary