Monday, November 23, 2009

3rd Day of SPM

Nov 23rd 2009, 4:55 p.m

Finished my maths paper, and I can declare that maths is no longer in my life. No more calculations, no more giving a damn whether Ali has red or blue balls in his box, no more calculating circles and figuring out equations.

And yes Shu Teng, she's yours now :D

Tomorrow.....Pendidikan Moral and Bible Knowledge. God, why can't it be just about the book of Luke only? I don't like Acts. I'm so gonna ask Paul why he had to travel here and there to preach Your world. Sometimes you wished that they had Internet existed at that time and all Paul had to do is send chain mails about the world and the Good News.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

2nd Day of SPM

Nov 19th 2009, 6:55 p.m

English paper was easy. Just lucky to finish essay writing for section B at the last second. For English paper 2, given time was 2 hours 15 minutes. Finished the whole paper in 45 minutes, double-checked for a minute, and left the hall in seconds.

Sejarah...memang can FML hardcore. Whatever I have studied last night, tak keluar. All those stupid sub topics like Turki Uthaamamaiaahahaahahahhahahahahhah came out, undang-undang Kerajaan Melayu came out and so on.

At least now I can look forward to burn the notes on the weekends :D

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

1st day of SPM

Nov 18 2009 8:25 p.m

Daniel Mark is now deleting Bahasa Melayu tatabahasa, simpulan bahasa, peribahasa, imbuhan, kata adjektif, kata nama am dan khas, frasa kata, komsas, sajak, puisi, cerpen, ringkasan, rumusan from his precious brain.

Ahhhhhhh..............................feeling awesome now.

Saya sekarang lupa menutur, menulis, membaca dan mengeja apa-apa perkataan Bahasa Melayu
(I now forgot how to speak, write, read and spell any words in Malay language.)

Kesimpulannya, Bahasa Melayu kini tidak lagi wujud dalam otak saya.
(Bottomline, the Malay language doesn't exist in my brain now.)

Tahniah Daniel Mak Yeng Hong, anda berjaya menghapuskan bahasa rasmi tanah air daripada otak cergas anda :D
(Congratulations Daniel Mak Yeng Hong, you have successfully wiped out our country's national language from your healthy brain :D )

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

My prayers for SPM candidates

Dear God, I pray that all of my classmates, schoolmates, former tuition classmates and the rest who will be sitting for SPM exam tomorrow will be able to answer the questions calmly and will not panic at all. I pray that You will give them wisdom and guidance throughout the whole SPM exam and Your presence will be among us in the exam hall. Amen =)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

BBQ Night

Saturday after graduation, Santosh and Cheng Heng had organized a BBQ specially for us seniors. Hey, we deserve it after studying for so long, a little bit of relaxation won't hurt right?

It was raining heavily before the event started. Was still very tired from the morning's event at school. Santosh, Cheng Heng, Peter and Max went to Carrefour to buy pre-made chickens and the ingredients.

Went out at 6 p.m, bumped into Peter and his Spectra at the mamak.

At first I thought the venue is located near the overhead bridge, so I decided to go there and wait. First Peter was just behind me, then I saw him turn left while I turn right. Called Santosh for directions and I was still lost. Until I decided to go on my own.

Turn here and there, finally saw them :D Lucky. All the while its at the Taman Tayton View community grounds.

Rajdev, Peter, Santosh and Cheng Heng were there setting up the fire. Didn't bring matchsticks, they decided to take lighter from Sagilan. I allowed Peter to drive my car, afterall I trust him :D

Soon Peter came back with the lighter, Sagilan said he'll be walking and later only come. Benjamin then called asking whether got transport to go, Peter decided to fetch him with Nick tagging along.

And then......BBQ started (pictures courtesy of Kyle Sui)

The chicks of the night, smokin' hot

The lone wiener among the hot chicks.


Its the first time we organized a BBQ event, and also the first time cooking BBQ food. Quite a number of chickens gone wasted because it was burned :( Later it started to rain again, and we shifted all the stuffs to the nearby small hut. Sugin, Pavethra, Sumitra and Manpreet then came.

I couldn't resist pointing out scenes for Kyle to take.....

Especially this one :D Oh Cheng Heng, wear a boxer next time.

Since Manpreet was vegetarian for the night, we've decided to respect him by cooking vegetarian chicken and lamb chop. And it was actually very delicious, only thing is that the lamb chop was a little too salty.

Peter and Nick came back with Benjamin and a new friend name Clarence and a bottle of Vodka. Then Wei Jian and Chean Foo came too.

"Can't wait to see them drunk :D" - Santosh to Cheng Heng

Making a toast



Then it was time for drinking session. Oh yeah, its the first time I drank Vodka :) Each of us only had a few centimeters of Vodka. Manpreet can't drink cuz its part of his vegetarian routine. First round, everyone felt the mintiness of the Vodka flowing down their throat to their tummy. Then second round, starting to feel high.

Our main target, Santosh :D He went for 7 rounds of Vodka and was seriously drunk.

Manpreet : Santosh, how many fingers am I showing? *shows the 10 sign*
Santosh : 10 fingers
Manpreet : 10 fingers your head!! 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

Everyone went laughing mad already. Nice one Manpreet.

Come we go sell backside now!! - Santosh

Blame it on the Vodka

Then picture time...

Me with the Vodka. No it was the flash from Kyle's camera ok?

Me with Marijuana Pete, and Nick's hand.

Kyle had his high-time moments :D Benjamin on the right

Benjamin, me and Cheng Heng

The following pictures shows the effects of drinking to much Vodka.

For example, Peter drank so much he decided to take "Drink From the Tab" to the next level

Santosh, 7 rounds of Vodka

Cheng Heng, recently found flashing his half ass infront of everyone.

Benjamin and I were desperate for more Vodka, so we decided to find the nearest source for Vodka......from Peter's arse.

Coke or sirap bandung?

I told ya........Cheng Heng and Vodka don't mixed that well

Vodka orgy

The man of the night, Santosh

"Benjamin, stop pussying around and just give me the bottle..."

"Dei, don't lah macha......"

Peter and Benjamin.

Kyle and Me.

You don't wanna know what happens next........

Nick and Cheng Heng experementing.


After that, cleaned the place and threw all the rubbish away. Drove Manpreet, Wei Jian and Chean Foo and Santosh to the latter's grandmother's house to drop off the BBQ equipments. Santosh wanted to sit infront to give directions, but I insisted Manpreet to give because Santosh was too drunk. Manpreet had to pull Santosh out of the car then only can sit infront XD After dropping off the stuffs, went back to the grounds to discuss where to go next. Cheng Heng, Kathi, Kyle and I decided to go home early while the rest went to a mamak at Cuepacs. Said our goodbyes and went back.

Oh and I forgot, I had 4 rounds of Vodka, feeling a little dizzy and I'm driving back home. Thank God there wasn't any policemen nearby.

Went back home after fecthing Kyle back and Cheng Heng and Kathi to Leisure Mall. Mum saw my face red, told her that I drank and about Santosh not able to walk straight and pee properly. She went LOL.

Next Sunday morning, slept at church :D

Graduation Day

Sorry for not updating much, I lost precious sleep time because SPM is in........6 days :D

Last week, my school had organized a graduation ceremony for the class of 2005-2009 last Saturday, 7-11-2009. Last year's batch of Form 5 students didn't get to have a graduation ceremony because there was only 50+ students, so school never thought of having a graduation day for them. Guess I'm part of the many150+ 2009 final batch students.

Encik Abdul Aziz said that we students are not allowed to bring handphones and cameras to school, only parents can help us to keep, but on that day everyone brought it :)

Before the graduation day, Santosh, Peter, Max and me were busy practicing a song for graduation day. During rehearsal in the hall, school sound system was having a shortage of microphones. Encik Abdul Aziz was pissed at us for not preparing, Santosh hit back at him. Sometimes I really feel like giving Daniel Steven a nice slap on the face. Santosh is singing the song, and that fat tard ask him to hold the mic for Max and Peter. Smart right?

Friday skipped school, went to school at noon to pick up Santosh, Peter and Max from school to my house for final practice. Managed to mash up Yellowcard's "Only One" with Red Jumpsuit Apparatus' "Guardian Angel".

Saturday, had to go to school early because I had been selected to receive a certificate. Guess what is it? A prefect appreciation cert. Urrrghhh.....

After getting the cert, rushed back to choir group to do one final warm up before we're on stage. Santosh and us are singing a song called "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Its a very very cute and simple song.

Then rushed to Bilik Sejarah to try out the graduation robe. Here are the pictures...

Alan and Kuan Kiat......*smacks head*

My classmates of 5 Tek 2

After that, went to do one last sound check with Peter and Max.

Graduation ceremony started very late (Malaysian timing lah what do you expect, VIP dai sai mah) After singing the national anthem for the 2nd time, my headmistress then gave out a short speech. Yes, 3 years of knowing her, this is her shortest speech yet. Then it was the Director of Education Department of Wilayah Persekutuan to give out her speech. Her speech lasted for 30+ minutes. There were times were I nearly fell asleep.

After the long killing speech, graduation ceremony officially starts. First class to go up was 5 Science 1, then 5 Science 2.

After 5 Science 2, a short break for everyone, and time for Santosh and gang to perform.

You know our school's PA system is wonderful, until that we have changed microphones so many times, you might wonder whether did we buy cap-ayam brand from China. 6 times we've changed different sets of microphones. All crappy and cheap.

When Santosh was singing, the microphone went on and off. Then, it died. The microphone died while Santosh was singing, and he had to sing loud enough for the last rows in the hall to able to hear him. At least there were applauses for him.

Then the microphone was alive again....and died again.

Until the last verse for Guardian Angel, Daniel Steven only gave us a proper microphone. We were all pissed, fat tard choose the right time to fix the damn problem.

The graduation ceremony resumed with 5 Teknologi 1, 5 Teknologi 2 and 5 Teknologi 3.

After the ceremony ends, picture time with parents and friends. I'll post the pictures later on.

This is my favourite picture :)

Sammy, me and Santosh.

Next post.....barbeque night :)