Ayam SAD!!

So.....my college kinda made me realized how screwed up my 5th semester is gonna be like. I have classes from 9 a.m to 12 p.m and then 3 p.m to 6 p.m on a Monday.

I frickin' hate Mondays now. Last sem, there were no classes on Mondays and I thank God for that. So fine, I'll deal with the fact that on the first day of the week I have to crawl my arse out of the bed and get prepared and everything and leave the house at 8 : 30 a.m the latest and get stuck in the morning jam.

Guess what? IACT decided to take away my Fridays. Zoom in to see my sad case.

MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THEM??!! My Fridays are meant to be UNTOUCHED. You don't rob my Fridays just like that. So my Digital Audio and Video tutorial classes are on a Friday. So basically on alternate weeks I have to go for classes.

But guess what? I thought it was gonna be a 9 a.m -12 p.m class. But NOOOOOOO!!!! Mofos decided 3 p.m to 6 p.m is THE BEST TIME.

I just hope next sem isn't as bad as it looks....on my timetable.

MTV Shows that I Hate.

16 And Pregnant : A bunch of 16 year old girls who got pregnant because their boyfriends never heard of this thing called 'condom'. Like really? It takes just a few seconds of your time to wear a rubber over your tool. And most of them are not ready for a baby yet, and they though giving birth isn't as tough as it looks.

Pimp My Ride : People who own rides that are in deep shit condition. Some is because their owner can't bother cleaning up the inside of the car. I mean, who eats and throws away leftovers in the car? And if its your friends who did this, can you at least tell them off.

Jersey Shore : A bunch of tanned people, no trace of Italian blood in them, partying and gossiping and flexing muscles. Have no idea what's so fascinating about them.

The Hills : Heidi and Spencer, the 2 attention whores of the social scene is from this MTV drama series. A bunch of beautiful people, blondes and brunettes, fighting, bitching, yelling, crying, gossiping, creating drama about each other and this lasted for years.

To UMW Toyota....

UMW Toyota can go fuck themselves. I'm serious. Bloody cunts, I have no idea how the hell they can screw up and not fix their shit together. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIX YOUR MISTAKE, BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY?!

I fucking waited for almost a month just to trade in my stock rims for my friend's sport rim. My friend had already told your goons really clear, that he'll surrender his Vios WITHOUT THEM FUCKING SPORT RIMS.

And one of your fucktards said OKAY, NO PROBLEM. Guess what? Your salesman fuck up bad, real bad. You key in the wrong data, and now you're telling me its irreversible? You screw up you fix up, simple as that!!!

And you have the cheek to tell my friend in order to make up for you're mistake, you give him a RM 2K rebate on the Camry he's giving. Do you know how mad he is that he's not able to keep his promise to me?! And you think you can solve it all by offering him rebates?!

UMW Toyota, do you know how much I fucking hate you, as much as I have to send my car for services and check ups. This mistake that you made cost me my time, my time!!!

I am so tempted to wanna scream at you greedy fucks for wasting my friend's time, and my time too.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER UMW TOYOTA, I MEAN IT!!!

A Good Morning Present

Woke up quite late, and went to the kitchen to make my breakfast.........until I saw the college results on the dining table =D

*update later*

Yeah, the results was good for me, I mean. I was about to prepare for the worst, especially for my mass communication and advertising principles. Some bugger went to tell the whole class that Ms.Joanna failed most of the class and I thought I was about to resit for the paper.

Turns out I got a B for Advertising, and a C+ for Mass Communication. Trust me, if you know how my word count for the essay part for Mass Comm was, you'd thought I don't deserve a C+ at all. But somehow I think my assignments and presentation saved my ass =)

I actually thought my parents would be happy, especially dad since he's like paying for the fees and so. But once I got home today, its a whole different story.

Have you all feel like you wish you could have done better and right now, you're feeling all shitty inside and also what's worst, feeling U.S.E.L.E.S.S.

I know its bad to think of yourself this way, in fact whenever my friends tend to think of themselves as useless people, I would advise them not to do so. But right now, its my turn to know how they feel and thinking of myself as.......feeling U.S.E.L.E.S.S.

Parents are always never satisfied at your results, even though you worked your ass off for it. I have my ways and methods on studying. If I can Facebook, Youtube and screw around time online and only spending 1 hour just dead-memorizing notes and facts at the 11th hour, so be it. That's how I study.

But do I need to read a book in front of you, have a pile of text books as evidence of how hardworking I am to show you I'm studying?

I'm sick of following or trying other people's method on studying. It works on you but it doesn't work on me. Different people have different ways on studying for exams and test.

Maybe that's just the way I am huh =/

Forget JB, This Kid Damn Ghetto

From today onwards, I forgive Justin Bieber. I'm serious. As much as I kinda disliked him and having a hatred towards today's music industry, I finally now have the heart to forgive that kid.

Because all thanks to Mia Sabrina, we have another white, blonde kid with a really really fugly face. I'm serious, I really think he's fugly. Probably Australia's answer to America's Justin Bieber.

Guys.......meet Cody Simpson. Not related to Fox's Simpson family or that blonde American Simpson family.



" I'm a one-bike kinda guy..."

"New flavor of the week?"

"You don't even know man..."

"Who is it?"

"Its your mum..."

And I'm like what the heck man? Damn funny izzit go and diss people's mother like that?! Lame fag bag lah you!! And that pink jacket of yours, so damn distracting. How did that brunette didn't slap your face for wearing something so bright and pink and uber ghey!! I feel like burning his jacket if and only if I ever see him.

I honestly lah, seriously lah macha, I don't like his eye bags. Also another distraction. Ok, fair comparison, compare Cody to Justin Bieber's style, I'm sure most you ya'll would pick JB for having a more sensible style.

If the music industry was a dude, I'd kick him in the nuts. If it was a she, I'd scream at her till she cries.

So in the mean time...
Here's another face palm moment brought to you by me =)

TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!

Last 2 weeks watched Toy Story 3 alone. Sitting next to me was 2 Mandarin speaking girls. Now its a tradition for Pixar to show a short story before the main movie begins.

To people...especially the CHINESE EDUCATED ONES, take note :

1) If you can't understand what that clip is about, shut up and TRY TO UNDERSTAND using your sight.
2) If you think its stupid, guess you're not smart enough to figure the clip out.
3) You say you wanna have your RM 10 back, then get your ass out of the hall and go see the manager.
4) Bitch I'm tired of hearing you say "Yerrrhh so lame geh" for 3 minutes into the clip.
5) I waited 10+ years to enjoy and relive my childhood days and it pissed me off to have people like you who only know what Toy Story is about ruined it.

Last....when the movie starts.........STFU.

Facebook Stereotypes

SCREW YOU STEREOTYPES!!! Screw you for creating pointless fan pages, screw you for your typical comments and post on your friend's wall and their pictures. Screw you for tagging me and other innocent people on a picture with emoticons. Screw you Who tYpE lIK dIs and think its hen kerrhh aii orrrhhhxx.

Profile pictures :
Screw you with anime characters, football players, k-pop idols, exotic/tuner cars as your profile picture. Understand the word FACEbook damn it. Fuck your style of posing, stop acting cool damn it. Its no difference if you pose the same but different angle. You still look the same, its not like its gonna make your nose sharper, your boobs bigger, your muscles larger and hair longer.Especially the Ah Bengs. Heck, I don't know why I dislike them so much in the first place. No offense, its natural to have a feeling of dislike towards people like you. Can't blame me.

And fuck you, why bother posting the picture and having captions like "I know I'm ugly.", "Am I cool?" "Haha bleek", "XXXX here oh". If you think you're ugly, don't post. Asking people whether you're cool is the dumbest question on Facebook.

Language Used :
You shouldn't bring in your Friendster culture, language, way of typing to Facebook in the first place. Facebook was all good when it was 3 years ago. Yes it existed that long before you're still being a Friendster/Myspace slut craving for attention.

Plis DuN tyPe LiK DiS cUz iS nOt KeR Ai Neerrrhzxxxx

You do know your making yourself a complete tard on Facebook. Google about the word 'tard' if you don't know. To anyone who type like this on Facebook, this is for you personally. Is it that hard to type normal? You need to attend special typing class for people who have special needs if you type like the above statement. I'm serious.

Fan Pages
Yes, I do have a fan page for my pet hamster, because it is ok :D But creating a fan page for you, yourself only.....you must be in vain. Like seriously, who creates a fan page of themselves to get friends to be fans?

Unless you're really pretty and all, fine, off the hook. But if you frickin' average looking and all ( no offence kids, look yourself in the mirror please, its a fact), don't bother creating a fan page at all. Unless one of your friend thinks your good looking and created a fan page FOR YOU....its a different story. You have a stalker :D

Screw you!!! Whoever offended, take this PERSONALLY!!! I mean it, you people shouldn't be on Facebook in the first place. Heck if there was a cyber law for abusing social sites like this, you all mentioned will be the first to get it XD

I wish Facebook was 3 years ago, only a few people I know had profiles only.

Ahhh......I'm done with my rant.