When Men Try To Be Smart While Parking

I went to college early to avoid the heavy weekday morning jam on the Federal highway. About 7:30 a.m reach at Jaya One, class starts at 9:30 a.m. Then I decided to take a snort nap in the car.

I think sleeping in the car is better than sleeping on my own king size bed, I mean within seconds I was dozing off.

Then out of the sudden I heard the valet parking employee was like yelling at someone, and I overheard the commotion

"Saya pergi office 10 minute sahaja, ambil barang"

I sat up, look over at my rear car window and I saw this Honda City parked at the pathway, he kinda did the reverse parking style.

It was 9 :03 a.m I decided to get up and pay the ticket before heading down to Oldtown for breakfast. Only I realized how 'good' this fella parked his car.

If God happened to give you the most easiest, "10 second parking" spot you ever wished for, take the spot and thank Him for that! But then again, he decided to waste 5 minutes making sure his car's ass didn't touch the railings or else....

While I was taking this picture, the valet parking employee was with me, he also took out his number and called his supervisor to inform about this smartass driver. Look at the picture, notice that leng zhai over there, that small fella. He's the owner of the car.

I then kept my handphone, and decided to walk away. The owner of the car then approached me, and here's how it goes...

Smart driver : Excuse me why do you want to take a picture of my car?

Noob driver : Dude why can't you park your car like any normal driver would do?

Smart driver : I had to go to the office for 10 minutes to do something.

Noob driver : Yeah screw that but I asked why is it hard for you to park like any normal Malaysian driver would do? You couldn't get any easier parking space than this. Why trouble yourself to park like this when you can just drive into the yellow box. It saves you alot of time you know that right?

The smart driver gave me the diam diam look already, and I know deep down he feels like finding my car and giving it a 'new look'. The valet parking employee then asked him to leave immediately. After he left, the valet parking employee thanked me for telling him off =)


I don't understand, what's so hard about parking in the yellow box even if you need to do your errands for 10 minutes. Its not like the valet people are gonna charge you RM 6 for 10 minutes, you can just tell them about your situation, I'm sure they'll understand and won't force you to pay. If you find it hard to park, don't drive such a big ass car in the first place, get a Kancil, Hyundai i10, Hyundai Getz, Kelisa, Mini Copper, MRS or a Myvi.

Confirm any Honda drivers drive pass by you sure facepalm XD

Look, this is nothing to be boastful about, but at times when you're just so irritated and annoyed by other people's silly acts, you just NEED to tell them off in a nice way. Shouting, yelling and cursing isn't the best solution.

Hate today love tomorrow?

Lol, I saw this bloggers blog, and there was one paragraph really made me in stitches already....

P/S- I only hated X for one day only and not 4eva! Ok? X after reading this post dun be angry...I'm not insulting u...just wads in my heart and can't keep it. Sorry ar!

I mean, seriously lah, can you hate a person for a day and then not hate him/her for the next day?
For instance, I hate Josh because he didn't ask my permission and took my book. Then I blog about it, let others know my problem, and saying that I hated Josh for that day only, and the rest not? Then I leave a memo at the end of the blog post, saying that....

P.S : I only hated Josh for a day, but not forever. Josh, after reading this, hope you're not mad at all. Just wanna tell you what's in my mind and need to released it. Sorry ah!!

LOL!!!!!!

You know, when you're playing family in school, and then you start to envy your friend for being closer to the other friend, and start blogging about it, and leave a small memo to clarify it?

P/S- Y dun make me jealous la... I very sad leh! I dun wan you to be her sis! TT_TT
Dun do it! I'll commit suicide from my bed if you b come her sis! OK? Dun b come her sis ar?

I think Y should go ahead and be her sis.....I' want to see whether that blogger will really take her own life or not?

So, moral of the post is....becareful what you post about. Engage your brains before starting to post a blog post.

Summary for last week.

Look at my archives for the month of February. 28 days, only 6 post. 6 pointless post (expect for the pc one, was the highlight of the month.

Yeah, because of exams, I rarely updated my blog. Sorry for keeping ya'll waiting. Yeah yeah, you wanna know more about me, sure, ask me personally.

I really don't know what's the point of studying Pendidikan Sivik, when in PMR and SPM exams, its not in the list of subjects that you're about to take. So, I wasted 5 years of scoring As for Pendidikan Sivik. Can the education department at least let us score a free A for SPM this year? Then what's with the stupid project for form 4?

Moral......I don't know this but, studying moral doesn't make you a better person unless you apply those moral values in you're life. Am I correct? I mean, sure everyone can score A for that provided that they memorized the definitions of all of the 24 moral values. Sure, can score A for SPM, but think about it, do you ever apply any of those in your life.

Yeah, I learnt that preserving the environment is a must so that we humans are able to leave a greener future for the next generation. Yeah, I know about moral values like bertanggungjawap, berdikari, amanah, toleransi, cinta akan negara and so on, but did I applied it in my life.

I throw rubbish out of the car, to the nearby drain.

I'm still not that independent, trust me. Somethings in life, I can't do it on my own.

Sometimes I'm not honest towards my buddies, sorry.

And there's times where I'm not responsible for any of my actions.

And yes, sometimes I think singing the national anthem 5 days a week is a drag. Not patriotic at all? C'mon, sometimes the teachers don't bother standing up straight and singing Negaraku. Don't tell me you like to sing that song?

So honestly, this is what I think. Studying and memorizing moral values does nothing to make you a better person. You study that subject, just for the sake of studying it. Just last week I had moral exam, didn't bother studying for it. I was busy concentrating on more important subjects on that day like History paper 2.

Oh yeah, congrats to myself for getting A2 for Bahasa Malaysia. You might say 72% is not good enough, but its very good for me. Now worrying about my moral paper. I hope I get at least a B3.

Remember, bloggers don't blog for readers, they blog for themselves. Remember that!!! So stop being a bitch and complained to me that why I haven't update my blog or so. That would be like working to entertain you when you're on the net. What I'm trying to say is....I blog for myself, I'm not under anyone. And no one has the rights to tell me when to blog and what to blog about. I have the right to blog whatever I want, without offending other people's religion, race and the country.

One more thing, I would like to have my chatbox in peace for once. Stop the spamming, I'm serious.

(Ok Trisha, Sin Wi, I'll do the tag. 100 questions, what's wrong with you people? Too much free time is it? You know, I need maids in my house to clean up my study desk area and my room. You 2 care to apply for that work? I pay by the hour. RM 3 per hour. Lunch included :) )

New stuffs bought!!!

Went to PIKOM PC Fair on Friday with Noby, and Saturday with Joshua, Kuan Yoke, Zie Yang, Ronald and Sam.

On Friday, while in Kinokuniya, I found my favourite animated band's biography, Gorillaz. "Rise of the Ogre" was the band's first biography, and it cost me RM 69.50 for that thick book. Mind you that their biography is the most creative and colourful biography on an artiste to date. C'mon, you read about the Beatles, you'll only see texts, loads of texts, and a few pictures. Gorillaz's biography has loads of artwork, designs, unique drawings and the rest.

I haven't bought anything for Kerrie, Shu Teng, Hui Xian, Melissa, and Yu Kin, Kyle yet. Kyle, I know what I'm gonna get you for Christmas and Birthday present.

Nah, just kidding. Saturday I had to burn my pocket to buy Kerrie and Shu Teng's gift. Went back to Kinokuniya and bought the books. You two go guess lah, I damn tired to give ya'll clues...

Yeah, still tired from yesterday. Had to attend my church's Christmas Party. Before that, my parents dropped Noby off at his Uncle's place. Bye Nobs, nice having ya around. Thanks for painting the walls with me. I nearly fell asleep during the Children Church's drama performance. Was bloody blur when trying to understand the next drama.

Yeah, suppose to be in church now. But I'm seriously tired and lazy. All I want is extra few hours of sleep. Parents bugged me to buy newspaper before it runs out.

After watching Spongebob Squarepants (a MUST!!!) ( I only managed to watch Spongebob 3 times only to date this year), went off to buy newspaper. Nia ma, the nearby shop closed, so had to walked all the way to the morning market area to buy, and walk back.

Hate it when you're hair is long, and everytime you wake up, it makes contact with your eye. Quite irritating.

After buying newspaper, walked back to put the papers back home. The minute I told grandma I'm off to trim my hair, she bugs me to wait for my uncle to fetch her back then only I go. Diu, uncle ah!!!! I expect you to come at 10 a.m, like you said so. Now, my PC screen showing 11:35 a.m lah.

I don't think so I'll be trimming my hair today, if my uncle comes really late. I'm annoyed by one of my neighbour's singing to a oldies song.... . STOP SINGING LAH!!!