Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Football. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

QPR


So I’m reading a lot of hateful comments by Queens Park Rangers on Facebook about Malaysians posting links about our national striker, Safee Sali. So just because that lad performed well in all of Malaysia’s matches (in which our dear football team lost all, including the World Cup Asian Zone qualifiers)

Let’s be honest, Safee Sali’s chances of being in the Premiership is just ultra-slim. I’m not sure whether is he fit enough to be in the reserves team for QPR.

And just because Tony Fernandes bought a majority stake of the club doesn’t mean he can bring in any Ali, Ahmad, Johan from Malaysia and bring him in the team.

Let’s be realistic, if we were to revive the Malaysian national football team we should have done it years ago, not now. We should have kicked politics out of football a LONG TIME AGO!!!

And to the Malaysians that liked QPR 's official Facebook page just to promote Safee Sali, I urged you guys to just stop. Its embarrassing. I'm not trying to be unpatriotic and not trying to sound as if I don't want a local striker to go overseas and shine. I would be happy and proud that Abang Safee got signed and The Jib would declare that eventful day a holiday. But.....If Safee Sali screwed up in England for the season, would you still cheer him on or be ashamed for what he had done.

The comments by long-term fans, and I mean long-term fans like people who supported Queens Park Rangers for decades and for life, showed how sick they are about us Malaysians promoting a semi-professional (I'm being nice now ok? Be happy I'm calling him a semi-pro footballer) and we're spamming their beloved page.

We have to be realistic, like the chances of Malaysia winning the World Cup, gold in football in Olympics, and what not.


I guess Hitz.fm shouldn't have created that page huh?

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Congrats to Barcelona, Kings of Europe

2 years ago, I watch Barcelona FC lifted the Champions League trophy after a well deserved 2-0 victory against Manchester United. 2 years after the 2009 final, its deja vu again as Barcelona FC again lifted the trophy, this time at Wembley, the home of football.

Its a really bitter pill for any Manchester United fans to swallow. Going down a goal first, pulling back one up before self destructing during the 2nd half was a sad sight to see. United's midfield has always been a concern, I never expected Carrick to NOT screw up. Sir Alex Ferguson was late on bringing in Paul Scholes for Carrick.

We lost 3-1, because we didn't play the United way. Bobby Charlton lifted the cup in Wembley in 1968. 43 years later, he's looking at Abidal lifting the trophy =)

Salute to Abidal for being a true champion. 3 months ago he was diagnosed with cancer, today, he is a 2 time Champions League winner.

The better side won, and this is coming from a United fan

Monday, July 12, 2010

Holland 0 Spain 1

Howard Webb forgot to wear his Spain Jersey. Had Elia was given a free kick just outside the penalty box it would have been a different game. Congrats Spain =)

Best kick of the game goes to De Jong's kung fu kick on Xabi Alonso =) Its amazing this didn't get De Jong a red card, with Howard Webb close to the incident.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Paul The Octopus



Not surprised at all, England was as shitty as a Sunday League football team.

Not surprised at all, Argentina depends too much on Messi and Higuain. Maradona was a human circus for us to watch.

After Paulie decided to pick Spain over Germany, everyone went mad about him and plan to eat him.

LOL Don't blame him if your team played terrible. And in order to end all these stupid superstitions and all, Paul the Octopus must either be released to the ocean and be free from this cruel human world, or be eaten =)

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Only Good For 4 Minutes

Sums up England's World Cup performance, 4 minutes into the ENG-USA match Gerrard scored.....they were only good for 4 minutes.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

England 0 Algeria 0


When England against Algeria. Oh sure they were like lions......only toothless though =S

Slovenians Are Homos XD

For the past 2 days I have been rotting in the house trying.....TRYING to study. Its so hard, Advertising Principles, off the 3 subjects that has theories, this is the hardest nut to crack.

12 chapters, same as Mass Comm but alot has been elaborated and explained. I can't fit all these information into my head.

Oh yeah, I was surprised that Spain, France and Germany lost. I hate France, I just frickin' hate them. They don't deserve to be in the World Cup, Ireland. should be in it for this year. All because Sepp Blatter wanted France to win so that the South Africa World Cup will not have one star team missing.

Who gives a damn about the French? We have South Africa, the Koreans, Spain, England and the rest to cheer on. France or no France no problem for us. One less lousy team to worry about.

Can't believe USA was denied a 3rd goal. Saw the replay, it shows the Slovenia players were being a bunch of homos in the penalty box, hugging most of the USA players. Even if the goal was canceled, give a penalty to the Yanks.

Slovenia sucked!! I hope their country suffer from an economical crisis until everyone loses their jobs >:)

And the referee looked like he was being bought to be in favor of the Slovenians. Crap, they were like so rough on the Yanks.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Berbatov You're Slow

Didn't managed to catch the United-Chelsea match. All I know is....BERBATOV IS SUCH A FUCKEN PIECE OF SHIT!!

Damn it, just when Rooney is out of action for at least 4 weeks, look who comes to fill his shoe, non other than Berba-fucking-tov. Why didn't Fergie pick Owen?! Owen has more experience in the Premier League than that bloody Bulgarian striker.

I remember having Berbatov in the United squad while playing FIFA 10. He's just so fucking slow, I can outrun him damn it!!

In order for United to solve their attacking problems, they must clone Wayne Rooney. 2 more Wayne Rooneys. 1 playing the striker role, and the other playing attacking midfield. And Michael Owen must play alongside Rooney if he wants to be in England's World Cup Squad.

As for Berbatov.........send him to Jamaica to run!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Adios Ronaldo

Ronaldo went to Real Madrid, the only club to ruin any footballers career. For Example....David Beckham.

Thank you Christiano Ronaldo. Oh, we Manchester United fans adored you so much. You played godly football and chucked tantrums like a pre-pubescent school girl. You made even the best defenders trip like a toddler. You scored screamers like the one against Porto this year. Your free kicks made goalkeepers stand in awe, like the one against Porthsmouth. Heck, Sir Alex Ferguson even praised that goal as the finest he has seen in his life.

You made dribbling look so easy. Playing dummy is your favourite trick against your opponents. You wanted number 28 because you thought by being no.7 is alot of pressure because it was worn by United greats like George Best, Bryan Robson, the great Frenchman Eric Cantona and David Beckham. But Sir Alex Fergerson refused your request, and gave you the no.7. You were the fresh new number 7 after Becks left. Your first game against Bolton at home, Old Trafford, you helped United won a penalty by dancing in the penalty box until the defender got so frustrated, he tackled you.

You scored Manchester United's 1000th goal against our lost against Middlesbrough, 4-1. I didn't Googled or Wikipedia-ed you when I'm blogging about this, cuz I just remembered about what you have contributed for Manchester United. Your first goal, if I can remember well, was against Porthsmouth again. Its a free kick.

Remember after the 2006 World Cup incident, you pissed the whole England off by talking to the referee which resulted the sending off of Wayne Rooney. Damn right United could have sold you off to some piss football club and let you suffer, but we choose to have you on as a United player.
Your first hat-trick, against Newcastle in 2008. It was probably one of the many great highlights of your career.

Remember the 2007-2008 season, damn you were on a scoring spree. 42 goals in all competition, and you were just a winger for God's sake. But too bad you were 4 goals short of equaling Dennis Law's record. But at least you top George Best's record. And you took home the 2007-2008 Golden Shoe award for scoring so much.

Yeah, after scoring for us in the Champions League final against rivals Chelsea, you start to become a total man-whore by flirting with Real Madrid. You told us you want to stay, but then a few hours later, you wanted to leave. Honour your contract!!!

Sir Alex Ferguson wanted you to stay so bad, he purposely flew to Portugal to have a final talk with you to stay for another year.

This year's Champions League campaign, you definitely scored alot of important goals for us. Against Inter Millan, Porto and Arsenal, you definitely saved our ass. Especially against Porto, that 40 yard screamer was the best you have scored.

But Kyle and I don't know what the hell were you trying to do in the Champions League final against Barcalona. It wasn't a battle between you and Messi for God's sake, stop impressing your team mates!!! You probably made a fool out of yourself, and you made Messi look so good on the pitch. History would have changed if you weren't that selfish.

Real Madrid then start to make a high bid for you again. We didn't wanted to offload you from the club, but you being a wussy told the press that Real Madrid is the club you dream playing for.

Fine, thanks for contributing by bringing home the Barclay's Premier League trophies, FA cups, League cups, and the Champions League trophy. You saved our ass alot of times, scored lots of important goals. Manchester United accepted the 80million pounds bid.

Now, let's do the math.

Manchester United bought you for.......12.5 million pounds from Sporting Lisbon.

Manchester United sold you to Real Madrid for.......80 million pounds.

80 million - 12.5 million = 67.5 million pounds.

Thanks Ronaldo, you're such a great aset to us. We'll remember you for bringing back 67.5 millions pounds in return of making you a star. God bless!!!! Have fun with Kaka. Don't say we didn't warn ya about Real Madrid's runner up streaks. :)

Liverpool wish they had the amount of money we have right now. :)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Man Yoo!!!!!

Good to know that Manchester United won this morning's match against Inter Milan in the last 16 round of the UEFA Champions League. I guessed Vidic was gonna score before checking the results, and I'm right.

Congrats Liverpool for whipping Real Madrid 4-0 at Anfield. Can't wait for the match between Manchester United and Liverpool. I don't care whether United will win by how many goals, be it a 1-0 score, as long as they bag in 3 points and destroy Liverpool's title hopes.

Friday, August 1, 2008

We finally won!!

I wanna dedicate this very very delayed post about my football team's first victory. Yes, first recorded victory.

After losing to SMK Taman Connaught's school football team 10-0 last year and 7-0 this year, and losing to Sanjay's Kazarguardz, we finally chalked down Street Thugs first ever win against a Saujana team, 6-3.

All thanks to Silva for scoring a hat-trick for the team, and being the most hard working player on the field (no doubt). Not to forget Sugin, Sagilan, Aiyana, Nick, Raj and Manpreet too. Santosh...not so sure. LOL, fine, Santosh did great too. Me? I didn't play well. I was sloppy throughout the whole game.

The most funniest momment in the game was like this. A dog suddenly came into the field while we're attacking. Then the opposition's goalkeeper got so scared, he ran away from his goal, and we scored.

After the goal, middle field kickoff, the dog is still wondering around.

'Silva, ask your brother to go away!!!" - team mates.

Like always, after a game, we'll head on down to the nearest mamak to eat. So on the way to mamak, bumped into Silva's 'brother' again.

So here's some pics while eating in the mamak.....

"You think you're the only one who has balls ah?!"


Nick and Santosh camwhoring....

After having our lunch, wanted to go to cyber cafe, but all of the cafes were booked. So we headed down to Raj's house to lepak.

Out of the sudden....they all started to rape one another.

Sagilan was the first 'rape' victim. I got a video of him kena 'raped'. It was really really funny. Aiyana and gang manage to take Sagi's pants off, exposing his 'little brother' to everyone.


If there're not listening to songs, then it must be watching videos.

Oh yeah...

Aiyana kena back.


I have to pitty Raj's mum, for having to pick us up to Raj's place, serve us drinks and cakes, and also fetch me and Santosh to Phoenix Plaza bus stop while the rest is sent to Sugin's house.

Rushed to church practice. Realized that the practiced was held in the morning, not at 4 p.m. I was pissed. Imagine from Cheras travel all the way to Kota Damansara for nothing.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Chelsea 2 Malaysia 0

Was expecting our Tigers to get shot by Roman's Rich Rascals (3R a.k.a Chelsea). Was also expecting Malaysia to be thrashed like crap. 5-0, 7-0, maybe 10-0.

But to my surprise....Chelsea won. Well duh, but not a big win. They only won by 2 goals.

WHAT?! 2 GOALS ONLY?! PINCH ME!!!

Chelsea 2 Malaysia 0.

You know what, even though Malaysia lost, I still feel proud for them. I mean, if you look at the Chelsea's line up, you'll have

1) Petr Cech
2) John Terry
3) Anelka
4) Joe Cole
5) Ashley Cole
6) Deco
Just to name a few.

Compared to the Malaysian's line-up, you'll have..........I'm sorry, I couldn't even list out a single player.

Now, I didn't expect Malaysia to win.

I just expect them to try to score a goal, and not concede a handful of goals.


Their defense worries me, because even Chelsea's defenders are faster than our defenders.


But they did well.

2-0 is considered a very very good scoreline for our players, against so many international players. Come to think of it, this might be a new beginning for Malaysian football, that even Mokhtar Dahari will be very proud if.

Well done guys, well done.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Sick again

What da ya know, Maccaroni Boy is sick again for the 3rd time this year. Yikes, I still got alot of crap haven't do, including practicing for the art competition which is on the 14th this month.

I never touched the paint brush since finishing my poster for the 'anti-dadah' campaign. Crap.

Not really interested in this year's Euro 2008. No England, no fun. If Christiano Ronaldo really wanna go to Real Madrid, then fine, let him be, since he is too good for Man United. I hope he regret leaving Man United for Real Madrid.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

How did Street Thugs fare against Kazeguardz?

Woke up at 8 a.m, Kyle and I had to rush our asses to take a quick shower, change and ready for the match. Last day of staying at Kyle's place, so today my parents took the time to fetch me and Kyle to the Saujana field.

As expected, our opponents came before Street Thugs arrived at the field.


Had a brief meeting, discussed about our tactics, our positions and so on. Kyle and I would be left and right wing defenders. Sweet. Its now my favourite position since becoming a goalkeeper.

Seconds before the game start, there was a shock. Jeremy then arrived (Sanjay didn't tell us about him being in his team), took an extra jersey from Sanjay, and then played.

Sanjay cheated.

Started out the game pretty good. We scored the first goal, thanks to Silva!!!

Then.....we conceded a very very weak low shot.

We scored again through a penalty.

They scored through a sliding goal.

We then conceded a penalty, the opponents had to take the penalty twice due to confusion of which player to kick. Jeremy scored, but then we asked them to retake it because Sanjay was the one who is taking it. Sanjay missed the penalty, Ronaldo style.

The opponents gave us hope when the scored an own goal.

Then then scored another 2 goals by dribbling past our helpless central defenders. Kyle and I have to leave our positions and help them.

We then scored another one to catch up the lead. And another one to take it. Silva scored a hat trick within the first half.

We were up 5-4. Raj Dev (our captain) asked us to keep our defense tighter than the 1st half.

We tried our best though.....started out pretty good in the second half. I blocking a very very important cross which leads to a corner, and a goal.

I wonder what the heck is happening to our defence. Can boldly and have guts to say that Kyle, Sagilan and I were the ones defending, the rest were sleeping.

If I could control the ball well, I wouldn't have conceded a penalty. I handled the ball by accident.
May bad team, my bad.

We had so many chances to score, open goals also cannot convert it in. Shit man shit!!

Final score, 12-7.

Look at the bright side, at least for the first time we scored in a football match.

Then went to mamak and eat.



Wednesday, May 28, 2008

No commitment

Commitment means to duty or pledge to something or someone,or to a team. Unfortunately........the football team that I am in, which is Street Thugs, has 0% commitment.

Yesterday, suppose to have a friendly match against Sanjay's team at the Saunjana football field. Woke up at 8 a.m, was late to pick up Kyle. The minute I reached at Kyle's place, his mum then told me that he's very tired and doesn't want to join the game. Well, who ask you to sleep so damn late?

Reached at Saujana field. My mum and I waited for 10 minutes straight, I then asked her to go back home, since she is tired and all that. Waited at the playground area from 8:20 a.m to 9: 30 a.m.

Hey......I thought the match starts at 9 a.m to 10 a.m?

I was really really pissed. I had to walk home all the way from Connaught to Desa Aman my home. Had to go through the hot sun and of course, traffic. Reached home ngam ngam 10 a.m. Mum advised me to quit the team, I was thinking about that right after the first step I left the field.

This is the first time that 2 teams have not been present for a match. This is more than the first time that more than 1 players will not come for a match or a training session.

I don't think so people would respect teams like Street Thugs. I guess any of our opponents would not respect Street Thugs at all. Even the uncles that I play with in futsal also have no respect for the team.

Street Thugs? What kind of name is that?
Do they ever think twice before naming the team. I and Kyle wanted another name, but no, they wanted for themselves.

Pendek kata, Street Thugs has no commitment, got alot of bullshit excuses, not punctual for any matches or training.

What is in my mind now? I regret buying the jersey.


Even though Street Thugs has Nick, Raj, Santosh, Me, Kyle, Manpreet, Sugin, Sagilan, Vicky, Victor, Murli, these players are good, but what about commitment?

To tell you the truth, I have the bloody guts to say that I am punctual and committed to every game.

Dare you to say that I'm not early for matches
Dare you to say that I didn't push myself to the limits
And I dare you to say that I don't have any commitment in the team.

Some team mates of mine walk away the team for good, I respect their choice, I can also say that, it is a better choice to leave a team that doesn't have any discipline, punctuality, commitment and so on.

Somemore want to have a coach to train us up. If the coach were to see the true colours of the team, habis lah.

My equation of the day is....

Street Thugs = Good players - commitment - punctuality - discipline x bullshit excuses

Done and dusted.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Chelsea, Arsenal...here's to you

Here's to you, for being English Premier League's 'lousiest spenders'. Spending millions of pounds on...

Nicolas Anelka - 15 million pounds, scored one goal, missed one of the most important spot kicks in Chelsea's most important match.

Shaun Wright-Phillips - 21 million pounds, 81 appearances, only 4 goals.

Claudio Pizarro - 28 matches.......2 goals.

Juliano Belleti - 38 matches.....2 goals.

Branislav Ivanovic - 0 matches.....0 goals.

Steve Sidwell - 15 matches.....0 goals.

But most of all, the most expensive Chelsea player, Andriy Shevchenko, for 30 million pounds to score 8 goals for 27 matches, super flop. Torres is way better than Shev. (Torres scored 33 in his first Premier League season, compared to Shevchenko's 14 goal.

Money can't buy superb flowing and attacking football like how Manchester United did it. Arsenal wanted to play style.Who wants that when Manchester United is playing attacking football, smooth passing with style. Got it?

Hate it or love it, Manchester United is better than Ars-senal and Chelsea.

Oh yeah, here's a picture that Manchester United hope you Ars and Chel's will remember it forever.



Who's the special one now?

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

GO MAN U GO!!!!

Today....I had the worst nightmare that a United fan would not want.....

Manchester United 7 - Barcelona 12

God.....don't you dare trick me again. You know how much of a Manchester United fan I am?

Rushed to my mum.....who woke up at 6:30 a.m to check on me.

"Maaaa.......I dreamed that Man U lost. Please tell me they didn't....."
"No lah..........eat your antibiotic medicine first, Manchester United....later lah."


Woke up at 10 a.m, turned on the TV, switched to Eurosport News............and the minute I saw the headlines scrolling below the screen.........

MANCHESTER UNITED REACHED TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL WITH A THUNDERBOLT GOAL FROM PAUL SCHOLES.

GOD IS A MAN UNITED FAN!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!

Then....I waited for the highlights of the game...........
What a goal man!!!

After 20 minutes ......ESPN was showing a replay of the match. Guess what?
It only took less than 20 minutes to score past Barcelona.


Do not deserve a place in final?
You must be joking............

Picture of the day.......

Yes Scholes!!!! Do your magic!!!! Miliseconds before the ball found it's way to the net.....


Yes.....celebrate!!


Yes.......everyone jump on Scholes!!!!

And my favourite....

Scholes to Deco : "What did you say about my team...come here you snub!!!!"


"Why the heck did I join Barcelona for? Newcastle.....where art thou?"

Muahahahahahaha..........just like Ars-senal......another trophy-less season.


DECO.....GUESS YOU HAVE A BITTER PILL TO SWALLOW.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

My jerseys......

Got my jerseys not long ago......for futsal/football and handball.

Well....I gotta give back my handball school jersey back to Pn. Zaliha. Sigh....
Got nothing to do on Saturday......last Saturday, so I mix and match my 2 jerseys together.......


Street Thugs.....numba 21 my wigga!!!


12, the number of tribes in Israel and the number of Apostles that Jesus has choosen before his glorious death.

Put them side to side, you'll get.....

2112........................the formula is...

21+12=2112.

Get it, see I so smart clever......

Then on Sunday, I switched numbers with Kyle....

21 for 22. My birthday number!!!

Came back from futsal. Well, after changing the shirt and number, I can honestly say that....I played better than last time. Improved lah......

Mum was shocked the moment I took off my shoes, the pebbles started to splash like none of their business.

Now you got work to do mum. Start now.

Now....I'm happy.

22 for life!!!!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Sayonara Arsenal....wait for next season....

Ars-senal, heard one of your players gone mentally disturbed after your defeat against Liverpool. 4-2...........not bad losing to a team that hasn't been doing so well domestically at the Barclays Premier League.

I predicted Manchester United to win...and indeed they win. But my score line prediction wasn't right, but I was right, that Ronaldo will score. And he did score.

I saw the highlights of the game....Ars-senal took the lead, a copycat of Maradona's 'Hand of God' goal.....be more creative lah!!!


Damn....but nevermind.

Until....United finally found a way back into the game with a twice-penalty taken goal by the will-make-alot-of-girls-and-aunties-drool-over Cristiano Ronaldo.

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

It was a tough match. Head to head...


There could only be one worthy winner, but not Ars-senal.
Manchester United's unlikely goal scoring hero,

OWEN HARGREAVES

scored through a stunning free kick, that left Lehmann still standing like a kayu.


This is how you do it!!!


The moral of the story is..............................no matter how many times Arsene Wenger blamed match officials, the pitch, the referees, the offsides, the players, the managers......

ARSENAL STILL CANNOT WIN ANOTHER TROPHY THIS YEAR

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Arsenal will say goobye to the title right.....NOW!!

Not watching the super game today between Manchester United (currently at the top of the Barclays Premier League table) and Arsenal (currently at 4th place of the Barclays Premier League).

My prediction...

Manchester United to win....win big like they did a few months ago.

4-0.....I want that scoreline!!!!

Rooney, Ronaldo to score. Tevez too.

I want Arsenal to go trophyless this season

Muahahahaha..............