HAPPY 19TH TO ME =D

Damn cute, I know right? =D C'mon la, let me syok sendiri for today only can or not?????

I love you all =)

Today Is Their Birthday.....FML =)

Today is Santosh Logandran's (a.k.a DJ Black) birthday.....FML.

Santosh, my Indian brother XD Blessed 18th birthday to you bro, you're like my best macha I've ever known in school and in my pathetic lifeless, obsessed with Facebook life :D Sometimes you might be a pain in the ass for me and the rest, but still when it comes to being a true friend..........you're the one that suits best.

(facka you better shed some tears when you read this one ok?)

Also celebrating her birthday is Carmen Hor. FML x2

My 'niece' for 4 years (since I form 3, she form 1, you do the math) When you need someone to brighten up your emo, dull, cloudy pathetic day, she's the perfect candidate to make you smile. And she's well, obsessed with Rabbids (google it you dumb cock)


Anyway......you 2 are getting old, FYL XD!!!

Andy a.k.a Kittyman's Birthday @ Jaya One Mamak

Andy's birthday today. The only guy and probably the only person that has such an obsession about Hello Kitty, he literally collects all Hello Kitty products. You name it, pillows, soft toys, pencil cases and pink shirts. And the cake, pink.

He even perasan until thinks that he's as cute as Hello Kitty.

I remember when we had to introduce ourselves in class on the first week of the semester, we thought he was bullshitting about liking Hello Kitty. Until he gave us that serious look, and the whole class went O.O!!

Andy conducting the awful ear drum piercing rendition of the birthday song. Epic fail but..........it all came from our very very pink, fragile heart kay? Happy birthday Andy, enjoy your 19th.

Last week, Mr. Lawrence, our creative thinking lecturer asked us to do a name tag of us. Chian's name tag, a pink bow..........soo cute. I can't stop laughing at him, but he had balls to wear it :D

See Jane, I told you Jeen Pei was getting her freak on lately. That's why today I sat next to Syafiq :D

Meet Jane, 18 and one of the most active photographer in class.

Oh yeah, quotes of the day....

"Oh shit, you must be serious." - Mr. Lawrence.

"You know sometimes your parents would ask you to call 'uncle', even though that person is 18 years old? I hate that, your 'uncle' is your mother or father's brother. Don't you dare call me uncle, I give you one nice slap on the face XD." - Mr. Lawrence.

"Generally, boys are more emotional than girls now." - Ms. Suhana

Today's lesson, valuable

Random Shit I Done On My Birthday

And off I went to open my room's window, and shouted...

"I'M 18, WAKE UP AND WISH ME LAH!!"

:D

WHOOOOOOOOO BITCH!!! I AM 18

• 

Daniel Mark 3....2.....1 WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Happy birthday to me biaaaattcchhh!!!!! *cue dancing elephants, Jedi fighting, go go dancers, booze flowing* YEAH BABY YEAH!!! SHAGADELIC INDEED XD!!!!

Kyle's 17 Already?!

Hey Kyle, blessed birthday to ya :D Hope you really really enjoyed your birthday (inside joke) and please borrow me that Spongebob episode after you're done with it :D

Anyway, its been a blessing to know a friend like you, and also blessed to have a best friend like you. Thanks for being patient with me when I'm screwing up XD LOL remember EYE Closing Ceremony, didn't managed to sapu the awards but damn right we sapu the buffet line. Even that Damansara Utama school don't stand a chance.

Yeah, BBQ night was the bomb. Definitely drank alot and got kinda drunk, but couldn't be as drunk as Santosh :D Yeah this picture says it all. Hope your mum doesn't see this, or else your whole eat-lots-of-salad-to-kill-off-alcohol-smell-in-mouth cover is blown. Be thankful I was able to drive on my lane and got you back safely.

Cuz you and I have one thing in common, we're still virgins, too young to die.

Anyway, finally you get to attend the bengkel talk and get your L license, congrats. Can't wait for you to drive me around town.

You're a year away from the legal age of clubbing, drinking, smoking, surfing porn sites and of course, being an adult. Thanks for being my best friend!!! Happy awesome ass-kicking 17th to my brother from another mother.

Alison Happy Birthday (Alison getting me a puppy)

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*LOL
*erm....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*-.-
*u din even know

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*LOL
*Yr blog told me
*aduiizzzz

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*PFFFT

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*fw days ago kan u posted
*wei, u dont believe I bought u present ah?

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*i dont

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*ok
*LOL

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*u didn't right?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*Tuesday I'll pass it to u

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*i know u din
*:-O
*REALLY ARH?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*=.=
*tadi I pergi Mini Toons
*LOL

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*:-O

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*what the heck lah
*I recorded yr birthday on my handphone lah

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*hmm.. I still dun believe =p

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*set alarm summore

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*I'll believe UNTIL i see the pressy

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*hookay
*tuesday, I pass it through Carmen Hor
*or Carmen Chan

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*cannot give urself meh

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*alah
*u know i busy lah
*hahahahah

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*hmph
*no sincereityocheffc
*thnx anyway :)

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: (
*awwhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*:-O
*??
*why awwhhhhhhhh?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*u lah
**sniff*

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*...
*:-O
*whatdid i do arh ?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*ppl took the trouble to buy prezzy for u
*u say dont believe

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*...
*but but...
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
**sniff*

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*but u want ur FRIEND to help u send leh
**sniffs*
*so
*um..

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
**packs bag and runs away*

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*not sincere one =p

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I BUSSSIIEE MAAAHH

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*JUST SEE ME ONLY MAHH

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: (

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*very fake one lah u
*during perhimpunan also can what
*but nooo~
*u wan OTHERS to give it for u
*blekss

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I have to sit with class mnaaahhh
*Carmen is my worker maahh

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*blablablbalblaa maaaah

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: (
*(eh I copy and paste at blog ah)
*: )

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*oh
*ok

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: (
*yeerr u like that loh
*my birthday u also never wish me

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*i also dunnu when
*i think pass liao
*tht time also dunnu u

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*HAARRRHH
*hello
*this year wor

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*bila ur b-day arh ?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: (
*see
*see
*seee
*seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*.....22nd January

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*u also din know right?
*until..
*-.-

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*heellooo

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*-.-"""

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*at least not on yr birthday baru I know right

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*THIS YEAR I ALSO NOT CLOSE WITH U

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*: )

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*NOT COUNTED

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*yerrr

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*:-O
*not on ur b-day yet what
*january coming
*dun sad lerr. i buy u something cute LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wheee
*a puppy?

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*LOL.
*ya ya. sure sure XD

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*expect tht ok ?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*a shitzu

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*suuuure

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heffalumps and woozels ♥ - says:
*:D
*a stuffed shihtzu toy


Happy Birthday you Heffalumper. You're 15, grow up and stop acting like a child. (Shit sorry :D)

Happy Birthday Kent!!

Wassup peeps. Ok, today is someone's special day. Its my senior Kent's birthday!!! *cue fireworks, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin dramatic piano play with fat opera lady singing* Sigh, all the expense.

Anyway, as band manager, I did give Kent a wonderful surprise. As you know his profile stated that his songs, his life has to do with S-E-X :D So, I called Sexy Escorts Agency to hook Kent up with some models who resemble famous celebs like Paris, Megan Fox, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria and many more.

Well, something went haywired, and this conversation happened....

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wassuupp birthday boy

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*sup
*band manager

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*yeaaahhh
*hey, did the groupies wait outside yr house
*I ordered them

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*who?
*lol
*fucks
*u kidding is it==.=

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*oh shit

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*y?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*u sure no chicks at yr house this morning?

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*nope.

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*farking escort agent
*nevermind
*next year k

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*lolz
*fuck you lah

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I janji, Megan Fox datang dress up in bunny suit

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*lol
*pantat kau!

Oh boy, until I received a call from the agency that they accidentally sent the girls to this dude name Duck NgapZai. D'oh!!

Anyway, happy Birthday Kent!! Dah 18, bulu dah banyak lahir lah hehehehehhee. Enjoy your special day, only got 24 minutes left till the clock strikes midnight. :D

Sam's a 16

Samuel Wong.....I don't have a funny picture of you. So this birthday dedication post will do without it. Happy sweet 16 Sam!!! Don't worry lah douche, I still remember your birthday, its always on the (insert date here) of (insert month here).

Don't worry, I'll get something for ya. Sorry for the delay.

Who's 13?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HO WEN WEN A.K.A WEN2.

You're officially 13....enjoy it!!!!

Short's birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERRY ZANNE!!!

You're now officially 13. Nah, don't believe that 13 is an unlucky number. Total bullshit.

Please do me a favour, grow taller by a few inches. Haha, just joking shorty.

Birthday message

Yong Shan, blessed birthday to you. Happy Sweet 16 ya!!

Wanted to leave you a message at your chatbox, but it didn't load. Must be Streamyx again.

God bless.....present later collect from me

Evon's Birthday

Gee...the month of September is full of birthdays to celebrate. First was my mum's birthday (Sept 14th), then Raj Dev's birthday (September 18th), then before Raj's was my "sister-in-law"'s birthday, Evon Cheah (September 17th)

Went to Wong Kok restaurant at Leisure Mall to celebrate.

Outside at Wong Kok, we looked at the menu before going in, Ian saw the birthday milk tea, but didn't bother asking me whether is it free or not.

As usual, Ian would be the joker of the day. With his wicked sense of adult humor, its hard not to laugh while you're eating.

I reminded Ian not to order drinks, because we'll be having free milk tea. Tat Soon and Ian didn't quite get what I meant. Yu Kin was the smart one, not ordering any drinks. Told Ian that it will be a big milk tea, but he thought I was joking.


Ian acting 'holy'. (Note: He's a free thinker)

Oh yeah, Ian doesn't like Wong Kok at all. He only has been here once, and this was his second time. He thinks that Wong Kok is for lala people. Look where he is now huh?

I forgot that Evon and Kerrie don't like taking pics with flash on, shyte.



Yu Kin being goofy.


See Ian, that's why I told you not to order any damn drinks.


With all the bacterias and possibility of sharing saliva with Ian, Kerrie, me, Evon, Yu Kin and Tat Soon decided not to use the 6 straws to drink the milk tea.




Everyone applauded when Ian stood to pour drinks for us. Its the first time Ian was well mannered in public. Congrats Ian, you're one step of becoming a true Malaysian.


Yu Kin thought the white sauce in his cheese baked rice with beef is sperm. Blaardy dirty minded....


My dinner.


Dessert was chocolate fondue. I was worried about the chocolate cuz it smells like burnt chocolate.




Making funny faces while Yu Kin received a call from his mum.


Kerrie and birthday girl Evon.


Ahmad Ismail....here's to you.

The milk tea that Evon ordered for us, Yu Kin, Ian, Tat Soon, me, Kerrie and Evon couldn't finish it all. Manage to drink until half, but was suffering while at it.

Swear to God that I was so full until let off some silenced fart bullets. Silent but deadly. Total bill was RM 100+. Planning not to have dinner. Overall, a great birthday celebration. Plenty of adult humor presented by Ian, goofy acts by Yu Kin, laughter provided by Maccaroni Boy, lots of swt-ness by Kerrie and Evon combined together.

Happy birthday Evon Cheah something something!!!!! Sorry, Kerrie won't tell me your full name. Don't worry, will go through your student record....lol. Next year will be your sweet sixteen, looking forward to it!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRIE!!!

WHEEEEE!!!! YOU'RE 15 ALREADY? AWWHHHH THAT'S KINDA OLD YOU KNOW?

Anyway, Maccaroni Boy here wishing you all the best in studies. Glad to know you dear, don't you know how precious and special you are to me and your sisters?

Very very special.

I love ya!!

Shu Teng's Birthday Party

(This blog post is delayed 3 weeks ago...I guess. Due to TM Net's stupid service problem and Blogger being a bitch to me by saying that I have 'disabled their cookies' and even asked me to check my Javascript and all that crap. Tak da mood untuk blog.)

Went to Shu Teng's birthday party on Saturday. As expected, alot of her close 'babes' and buddies and besties will be there to celebrate early of Shu Teng's 16 years of exixtance on planet Earth.

Went there at 6 p.m, place was quite packed. Was in time for Shu Teng's important speech.

The reason she had to stand on a stool and talk because she didn't get much of our attention. Everyone thought she was 'invincible'. Her 'highness' was about to speak something important that will decides mankind's fate, until....


BenBenZai spoiled that moment.


Everyone was 'entertained'..

Had spaghetti and sandwich for 'dinner'. Well, since Shu Teng and her buddies made it, of course have to say nice lah. 8/10, not bad for first try. Hey, at least I didn't rush home to shit it all out hookay? Be thankful that Maccaroni Boy approved your food with thumbs up.

Then out of the sudden, one of them told me that their gonna play water. Crap, tak da bawa baju extra.

Went to the nearby playground to prepare to play games. Hui Xian's master plan was to sabo Shu Teng. While we're at the playground waiting for Hui Xian, everyone wanted to sabo Hui Xian and Shu Teng's bro, James.

Here's some pictures before the sabo-ing.





"HOOOOMYYYGAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!!!"


Hui Xian was like the main attraction for a few minutes, since she was the brainchild of the games.


The girls were anxiously waiting for the sabo to happen.

Oh what the hack.....sabo Hui Xian first lah.

WHOOOSSHHH!!!

Then we started to sabo birthday girl Shu Teng to the max kau kau!!! She was begging to be released, but we don't have mercy what to do? SABO!!!

Tried to sabo James, but we failed. But sabo-ing Hui Xian was proberly the most succesive one.

"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!"

But don't you worry, the power of the 'happy white powder' makes people happy.
You see?

After someone unleashed the white powder on Hui Xian, she's happy.

I don't know about Carmie....


Or Shu Teng....



Nah, Carmie's fine.


So is Hui Xian.


Like the effect of this picture. Well, have to pitty Neng's camera phone, cuz quite alot of flour went into his speaker and his camera lens.


Neng with Hui Xian.


For the last time, Malaysia don't have snow!!


Thou shall not underestimate the power of the 'white powder', for it makes people look frickin' old.
Contoh: Carmie and Hui Xian.

Ah Sam and Ah Poh. Commonly found at morning markets gossiping. LOL.


Ah Sam and Ah Poh possing.


A group photo is a must.





For the games, its girls versus guys. But since we're gentlemen, we named ourselves 'gays' to be equally competetive against the girls.


See us gay people possin'. What's with San Min, TFK until shirt pun kena? What about Kyle? I thought no 'air banging' while possing?


"GIRLS WILL WIN!!!"


"HOMOS KICKS ASS!!!!"

Our chant was proberly the loudest in the whole Taynton View area. We didn't even worry about making so much noise that neighbours would shout and yell at us to shut up.



First game was 'Scissors Paper Rock'. The game's rule is simple, winner pours cold water over the loser's head.


We discussed who will be our first gay warrior, and decided that Kyle will be.


Make us proud you hottie!!!!



Result...

Orang homo boleh!!!


When my turn that time, I was quite nervous. Not because I'm afraid that I will lose to girls, its that I'm afraid that I will jatuh maruah gay people's pride.

I will survive...


Damn right I survived!!

Ahahahahahahah feel the cold!!!!

In the end, you know who's the winner, the gays won fair and queer.


Good to see Yong Shan again, missed her alot.

Oh yeah, the girls cheated. They used the most 'straightest' move on the gays when Junh Xiang....

Was sabo-ed.

After awhile, decided to stop playing. One of the girl's handphone was spoilt because of the water and flour. So, Shu Teng, San Min, Me, Hao Yang, Kyle decided to chat.

Went back to clean up and prepare for the birthday cake cutting. The best moment was when we sang Happy Birthday to Shu Teng in 4 languages. Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and English.





Shu Teng and the girls.


Shu Teng and the gays.












"No matter how much you eat, you're still shorter than me, shorty."
























Acting lala....eh since when my face got so many pimples one?! Ahhh.....my beauty (vomit).


I have to felt sorry for Yu Xin for missing out the birthday cake. It's Tiramisu. Oh yeah....


Well, Carmie even agreed to pose macam auntie. Cannot blame her, its her wish. Shhh.....

Had alot of fun, went back at 11 p.m. Went to church yawning and eyes half way shutting.