I Love Wing Chun Movie Review

So a few weeks ago I went to watch 'I Love Wing Chun' at GSC, Cheras Leisure Mall. Usually I don't have any expectations on any local Chinese language movies, but for this is an exception because of the collaboration between Hong Kong actors and our local ones. So I expected this movie to be GOOD.

But hell I was so wrong after the first 5 minutes of the movie. The ridiculous lame humor, the ridiculous MY FM reference, the shameless advertising of Kia's new car and Pensonic product placement. I felt that RM 10 for a movie with zero effort in scriptwriting was just too much. The plot was ok, only to be ruined by poor jokes, horrible awkward acting and scenes that are not related at all.

I felt I wasted an hour and forty five minutes watching a movie that's so bad, its a shame the involvement of Hong Kong actors went to waste. So here are the 3 of the many useless scenes in the movie.

I read about how horrible Amber Chia's acting was a few years ago for some horror flick. I thought after a few years she would at least IMPROVED on her acting skills.

Let's just say, she should stick to modelling for now.

I have no idea, this scene has gotta do with Wing Chun in the first place. Amber Chia's character is wearing this sexy nurse outfit and trying to seduce Yuen Wah's character. He went into this medicine shop to buy something to cure for his back problem.

Now this scene, Amber decides to act all seducing and hands all over her body. Fail. And as the camera pans to show the audience her assets, fail. Trying to show cleavage when you don't have in the first place, fail.

I'm not sure whether to laugh at her for making herself look cheap or the fact is she needs an acting coach to get her shit together.

Angel Wong, I felt that she's in the movie for the sake of it. So basically these bunch of jokers are in this Wing Chun chicken rice shop. The ordered the dish and was served by Angel Wong's character. All she did was cut the chicken's backside and asked the bunch of jokers to pay up a hefty sum. So yeah that's the joke for this scene.

The reaction from the audience was WTF. Again I felt that the writing team should be given a tight slap.


This scene, the most stiff Malaysian models ever!! So again the 4 jokers went to this Superstar Wing Chun center, and were greeted by these kayu models. And what awaits for them (and us, the poor audience watching this movie) are a truckload of more poor jokes, awkward timed ones, and the worst Obama look alike ever.

Look, I know you guys might say I'm harsh on a local movie, but damn it this movie could have been a hell lot better. And I mean it. Tian Liang's character is the most odd one. The only bugger to speak in Mandarin when the rest is speaking in Cantonese. Just so you know, Tian Liang used to be a national diver for China, until he retired before the Olympics. And like Amber Chia, he should have just stick to his former profession.

Overall, this movie is just bad. In order to enjoy this movie, you need to flush out all common sense, logic and what not. You need to put aside your brains in order to laugh out loud at their shitty jokes. So far there isn't a review on this movie on the net, so let me be the first to give you an honest review.

Acting, shit
Plot, could have been better
Script writing, the team needs to be slapped in the face
Value, none.

A 2/10 for this movie, and I mean it. Better to spend it on Transformers again or Captain America or Rise of The Planet of The Apes.

Fast Five

*Breathes in and out* ok, here's how it goes. Fast and Furious 5 : Rio Heist, is the, and again....THE BEST among the 5 Fast and Furious series. My God, I never thought Justin Lin would pull off such an awesome job.

And when I said its an awesome job, its like telling you how Kanye West managed to produced the best hip hop album in 2010 or the decade.

Justin Lin was the fella behind The Fast and Furious : Tokyo Drift. That movie might have had more negative reviews than positive ones, but its a good thing he did add in drifting, tuners and Japanese racing culture into the Fast and Furious franchise.

The movie trailer released 4 months ago, judging from what is shown in the trailer, I wasn't disappointed after the credits roll. Justin delivered everything that's expected to be in a bank heist + fast cars and races flick.

And I guess he must have missed a few physics classes in school, because right at the beginning of the movie O'Conner be taking out a bus full of fugitives with a muscle car. The bus be flipping 3 to 4 times when it hit his car.

So back to the review, Fast 5 (In short) is about Dom, Mia and O'Connor reuniting in Rio de Janeiro to pull off one final job to steal a couple of rare exotic rides. Things of course, went wrong and again, they are wanted by a business man named Reyes, who controls the favela in Brazil. One of the cars they've taken has a chip that contains all deals that's worth 10 million dollars each. Dom and O'Connor were kidnapped after the supposedly final job, escaped and vowed to take all of Reyes' fortune.

Hunting them down is DSS Agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson a.k.a The Rock) and his team of elite enforcers to arrest Dom, Mia and O'Connor. Elena Neves, a local officer, assists Hobbs in his mission.

The hunted trio escapes from Hobbs and his team, with the chip that Reyes is looking for. With that, they planned to take all of Reyes fortune to buy freedom and start a new life. And for that, they roped in a few familiar faces

You have Tej and Roman Pearce (2 Fast 2 Furious), the funny duo Tego and Rico and Gisele (The Fast and Furious 4). Han (The Fast and Furious : Tokyo Drift) also is back, but do remember, Fast Five is before Tokyo Drift. They return to form a crew to pull of the bank heist.

The reason why I said that this is the best among the 5 is because it has more action, more muscle cars, less rice tuners, more fights and shooting, less bullshit and there's an epic bank heist in it. And let's not forget, there's a 10 second drag race that's so furious, windows in shops cracked.

And every supporting cast in this movie fits well. Ludacris and Tyrese played their characters well with funny jokes and one liners, Sung Kang's Han is the less talkative one but probably the coolest. Gisele fits perfect as the hot chick in the crew. The funny duo, Rico and Tego, provides us with their funny ways of getting the job done.

Lets not forget that Dwayne Johnson, playing Luke Hobbs, is the only character that has the F word in his lines. And all these characters are less annoying than expected.

The downside of this film is that there's only a few minutes of racing and drifting, its because Fast Five focuses on how the gang pull of the bank heist to get the villain's money. And since Fast Five is before Tokyo Drift, you do wonder why a 2011 Nissan Skyline GTR, 2010 Dodge Charger and the sexy Lexus LF-A is in the film, knowing that Toyko Drift is during 2006.

And I bet the team behind the franchise now totally regretted killing Han in Tokyo Drift.

Overall, this is how Fast and Furious should be. Fast cars with a lil bit of gun shooting, running on rooftops, exotic locations, actors that fit well to the characters, hot chicks and most of all, thrilling racers. I've been watching the series since the first one came out in 1999, and damn it Justin Lin, thank you for delivering us the best of the series.

Fast Five gets my "Best Kick Ass Bank Heist" movie of the year, knocking off The Italian Job. A 9/10.

And do stay during the credits, Eva Mendes makes a cameo appearence. So I guess a 6th installment will be in for us.

"I'm CEO, bitch!!"

I watched The Social Network today, surprisingly its a good movie, 4/5 stars. They kinda portrayed Mark Zuckerberg as an asshole. Well, yeah he is still an asshole for changing the Facebook layout for the 9263192836190263192389th time.

Now friends can view what you typed on your friends status instead of the “XXXX has posted/commented on XXXX’s wall/status”

Privacy my ass, Zuckerberg

Pursuit Of Happiness

Oh today's Moral class was fun, we watched "Pursuit of Happiness", starring Will Smith. I'm really impressed at how Chris Gardner managed to stay optimistic for such a long time, when his wife left him for New York, tax collectors dig his bank account and left him with $21.33 to survive, staying in a shelter for the homeless people with his son, Christopher.

After an internship program with Dean Witter, he managed to get the job and finally resumes his normal life. Eventually, in the ending credits it states that Chris Gardner founded the Gardner Rich & Co. and was a self-made millionaire.

All you need is to be optimistic at all times, and keep on trying hard. Even though it beats the crap out of you =)

Vampires Suck

Here's the thing, I'm not really a fan of the Twilight series. At times I do hate the whole Team Edward-Team Jacob-Team Bella or whoever these fans support craze, I dislike how even my friend's girlfriends would be like

" Eh why can't you be more like Edward ah?"

"You gain weight tau, can you like get the Jacob body ah. Like that lagi best.."

Twilight in general is a movie about a girl, who couldn't decided whether to be with a dead man or with a mutt.

Out of curiosity, I've watched the first Twilight movie. That movie taught me that vampires can be vegetarians by eating animal meat, can shine when exposed to sunlight instead of dying. And also, vampires are a bunch of emo lots. And to top it off, every time Edward walks in a scene slow motion........the girls sitting in the cinema hall will squeak and go "OMG OMG OMG HE'S SOOOOO HAAWWTTT"


Thank goodness, some people really beh tahan the whole Twilight saga craze, and decided to make a movie to tell us all.....VAMPIRES SUCK!!!

Of all the classic monsters like Frankenstein, the Blob, mummy and so, I really really really hate vampires.

1) Their accent. Its irritating, its annoying, its soo THEM. "I waaann tuuu suucckk ye blooodd"
"Whaaatt? Is in mai bluod to tolk like diss...."


2) Their skin complexion. They happened to have pale looking skin.....after sucking so many blood out of us normal people. How big is your tank damn it?! Maybe too much of Olay whitening skin products XD

"Is that the new SKII skin product. Quick, we need to make our skin look more pale than ever, its the new 17th century look!!"


3) They probably are one of the worst boyfriends a girl can get. Take Edward for example, he's confusing, he's emotionally disturbed, he's boring, he dumps his girl in the most terrible way, in a creepy looking forest.
"I thought of dumping you at McDonald's or Chillies, but I think breaking off with you in this creepy forest would be more romantic and more close to the heart. Furthermore it saves me a heck load of time, my house is just nearby here. Not sure about you though...."

4) Leave the bling bling to rappers of the dirty south. Damn it, I don't know whether to laugh or to pity the evolution of vampires. From being afraid of direct sunlight to coming out to expose yourself to sunlight. Since when vampires sparkle?!

"Lil Jon is this crunk up bling dope enough to join your dirty south crew?"

"Whaaaaaaaaaat??!!! Hoooookaaayy yeaahh!!!"

I bet those real, classy vampires and counts would really feel like doing this to Edward and the current modern so-called vampires =)

"Take that you biiaaaattcchhh!!!!"

So Nuffnang.......I want them passes to watch Vampire Suck =)

Toy Story 3.......After 11 Years

I waited 11 years....its a long time before I finally get to watch the 3rd one. And you kids (aged 5-10 years old) damn right better not ruin my day tomorrow. I will scold you, I'm dead serious. I pay RM 10 to enjoy the movie, not to hear you kids whining around.

Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen invites

Dad got the tickets for me today for Nuffnang's Transformers 2 Premiere Screening. Yeah, that one definitely cheered me up.


Never ever see any tickets as cool as this.


WHOOO!!!


Fulamak, classy....




Too bad, handphone have to surrender lah.

p.s: YES KENT YOU'RE GOING WITH ME!!!!

Freedom is awesome

Oh yes!!!! Watched "Yes Man" at 12:33 a.m on Friday. Finally!!!


I love my freedom, I love my wireless internet, I love my PC.


'Wish you could just step out from that ledge my friend. If you cut ties, with all the lies that you've been living in. And if, you don't want to see me again...I will understaaaaaaaaaaand, I will understaaaaaaaaaand!!'

Awesome.


Me, great have to cut hair again this Sunday.

Then this morning 12 a.m+, watched "300". Dang, those Spartan's made war so cool. Slow motion, good one-liners. And check out those bods!!!

Ok....getting a little Adam Lambert-ish over here. Then after "300", I went on to watch Transformers again. You'll never get tired watching it over and over again.

Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire, the best thing ever happened in films since Blade Runner. Tell me, can you find an Indian film, without any of the characters running around trees, in lush scenery, singing love songs that you and I don't understand. No dancing, no singing, no close up to character's face?
Then Slumdog Millionaire is your film, the only film which don't have singing and dancing.

Slumdog Millionaire is the story of Jamal Malik (Patel), an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India¹s "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika (Pinto), the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show¹s questions.

Each chapter of Jamal¹s increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show¹s seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show?

When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out.

(Synopsis from imdb.com)

I strongly recommend you to watch the movie, its a movie about love, brotherly relationship, poverty, living from rags to riches and so. Its basically like a feel good movie. Go watch it, what are you waiting for. Go buy pirated DVD if you have to.

Tropic Thunder

I watched Tropic Thunder last week, and to be, it's the most funniest movie I've seen for 2008. This is a movie not for kiddies. With foul language, sexual content, and a little offensive to retarted people.

When I insert the DVD in to the movie, pressed play, I was shocked to see the first 'advertisement' in the movie, about an energy drink called 'Booty Sweat'.Now the first advertisement was about Alpha Chino's (played by Brandon T. Jackson) energy drink, 'Booty Sweat' and 'Bust-A-Nut' candy bar.


Yeah, I thought the drink doesn't exist, but it is out in stores in America. I wonder what's the taste like of drinking people's sweat, from their booty?

Ewwwww....anyway, back to the movie.


Then the second 'trailer' shows Tugg Speedman's (played by Ben Stiller) movie, Scorcher IV : Global Meltdown.


Third movie trailer is Jeff Portnoy's (played by Jack Black) movie called The Fatties : Fart 2 , is actually like Eddie Murphy's "Nutty Professor, only more farts and less dialog.


Now my favourite trailer, which is the last one and the funniest before the actual movie starts, is called 'Satan's Alley". This movie is played by 5 time Academy Award winner and 6 time Crying Monkey award winner (LOL) Kirk Lazarus (played by Robert Downey Jr.) and Tobey Maguire (cameoing himself) as secretly gay monks in an 18th century monastery. This is like a direct hit at Ang Lee's award winning gay cowboy movie, "Brokeback Mountain".

Now Tropic Thunder the movie, is about Tugg Speedman, a once highest paid actor now a dying star, Jeff Portnoy, a heroin addicted comedian, Kirk Lazarus, a 5 time Academy Award winner and 6 time Crying Monkey award winner, Alpa Chino, a rapper with his own energy drink, and Kevin Sandusky, a newcomer.

All these prima donna actors (except Kevin Sandusky) are starring in the most expensive war film based on the Vietnam War and the book about it called 'Tropic Thunder", which is writen by Vietnam vetaran John 'Four Leaf' Tayback.

The movie is behind a months schedule, and they screwed it up because of the actors.

Now the movie 'Tropic Thunder" is backed up by foul-mouthed executive Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise, surprised huh?). Les then hits at the movie's director Damien Cockburn (*giggles*.....the last name), played by Steve Coogan for failing to finish the movie in time and not able to handle big stars like Tugg and Kirk.

So one night, the Vietnam vetaran and director Cockburn had a plan to save the film and create history. So one day, both of them and explosion effects operator Cody Underwood (Danny R. McBride) drops the spoiled actors into the middle of the jungle, where he installs hidden cameras and special-effect explosions rigged so he can film the movie in 'guerrilla style'.

Damien died shorty after accidentally stepping on a old land mine. Blown into pieces, Tugg Speedman thinks that Damien's 'death' is fake and he's trying to play all 5 actor's mind. This scene was quite disgusting, when Ben Stiller's character lifts up Damien's blown head, licks it to taste whether is it made up of corn syrup. Its funny, and gross.

So, nearby a bunch of real gang soldiers from this group called the 'Flamming Dragons' heard the actors shouting, as the actors are trying to act out the scene. When the soldiers starts to shoot them, the actors returned fire with their fake guns with blanks. And all 5 of them still thought that it is all part of the movie, especially Tugg. After Tugg Speedman threw a fake gernade, Cody then detonated a bomb that is planted near the Flamming Dragons position. And still....Tugg thinks it's all fake.

Kirk, Kevin and Alpha only thinks that the whole think is real after examine Damien's body pieces.

Soon, after an arguement, Tugg Speedman decides to go finish the movie alone, while the rest decides to fall back, because Tugg Speedman is lost and doesn't know his way.

Tugg Speedman accidentally killed a panda at night, raining when he thought a bear was attacking him. He then took the panda's head and made it as a mask, cuz Tugg Speedman was slowly going insane.

Speedman is captured and taken to the Flaming Dragon's heroin factory, which he initially believes to be a prisoner-of-war camp from the script. The gang soon realizes that he is the star of the box office bomb 'Simple Jack' (the only movie they have, on VHS) and force him to reenact it several times a day.

Flamming Dragon's leader, Tran is played by child actor Brandon Soo Hoo, who can be seen having a cigarette in his mouth.

Meanwhile back in L.A, Tugg's manager, Rick Peck (played by Matthew McConaughey) is trying to talk Les Grossman to pay a 50 million dollar ransom to free Tugg Speedman. Instead, Les Grossman asked Flamming Dragons to screw themselves in the face.

Second time Flamming Dragons called up and said that 'price gone up to 100 million dollar, and if they don't pay up, Simple Jack will die'. Les Grossman still call them to screw themselves, and hangs up.

"We don't negotiate with terrorists." Les Grossman. Good quote.

Less Grossman tells Rick Peck that if Tugg Speedman dies, they'll be able to benefit from his death through insurance claims, and then tells Rick Peck that he can be a G5 owner instead.
Here's the scene.

Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.
[turns on Flo Rider's "Low" and begins to dance to the beat]

Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: [dancing along] Right...

Les Grossman: You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room!

Les Grossman: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees!

Les Grossman: Big dick, baby!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Yep.

Les Grossman: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.

Rick Peck: Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best
friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

Les Grossman: Yes.

Rick Peck: [pause] A G5 airplane?
Les Grossman: Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!
[turns on the music and dances again]

Damn, that was the best scene. Imagine Tom Cruise, dancing along to Flo Rida's Low.

The other actors were trying to find Speedman, and they stumbled upon Flamming Dragon's heroin plant, which they also saw Speedman being tortured, which he still thinks it's all part of the movie.

The planned to rescue Tugg by sending Kirk to act as a farmer, and Jeff being tied to a water buffalo half naked with his underpants only. This plan was thought by Kevin, who read the whole book 'Tropic Thunder'.

Kevin Sandusky : Did you read the script?

Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Kirk and Alpa Chino then scout for the last time to the Flamming Dragon's base to check on Tugg Speedman, who is still acting as Simple Jack for the villagers. Jeff then told Kevin whether can he not go for the rescue mission and stay to protect the backpacks and so just in case. Kevin said no, cuz it's all part of the plan. Jeff then confessed that the Jellybeans he ate earlier on are heroin. So, he begged Kevin to tie him on a tree, literally. And he did. On that night when they set camp, they discussed about their love life. Kirk clears rumours of him and Jennifer Love Hewit together, Kevin with nobody, and Alpa.......confessed while he wrote the song 'I Love Pussy' for the commercial of his energy drink, 'Booty Sweat', he was thinking of Lance, a dude.

Now here's the scene.

Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.

Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?

Alpa Chino: ...Lance

Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?

Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?

Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.

Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.

Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

Kirk Lazarus: It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point!

Alpa Chino: I'm not gay! I love tha pussy!

LOL!!!

Alpha Chino sewed a costume for Kirk, who will disguise as a Chinese farmer. Here's the scene.

Jeff Portnoy: So, what's the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes?

Kirk Lazarus: No, no. Mandarin Chinese. What I can tell, it's what they're speaking down there.

Jeff Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese?

Kirk Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar. I prepped for
that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months.

So the plan worked, and when Kirk reveals himself to Tran right after he changed his line by saying he has a drug farm after saying he has a paddy farm. So here's his infamous quote before flashing 2 heavy machine guns, fake to Tran and his henchman.

Kirk Lazarus: Here's my mothafuckin' farm!
[pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]

Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

Everyone ducked down for cover, Jeff then pulled out a fake handgun, carried Tran and asked him where is the heroins, and ran for the place.

Kevin and Kirk then searched for Tugg Speedman, but they managed to find Cody and John 'Four Leaf' Tayback, both tied to a post. Then Kirk managed to find Tugg Speedman, who refuses to leave after saying that 'he is at home, performing shows for the villagers.

Jeff Portnoy had to finished off Tran after being attacked by that little fella while trying to fit into a women's clothes to cover his fat body. He punded Tran, and with his heavy body, they both crashed to a basement, with heroins.

Kevin found Jeff, nearly consuming all of the drugs. He tried to convince Jeff not to do it, but Jeff says he deserve it for being a clown to the world, saying they only laugh at him because of his farts only.

2 soldiers came, Jeff got scared until he farted. Both soldiers laughed, Jeff not amused, with heroin covered his hands, he buries his hands on the soldier's face, drugging both of them. Jeff and Kevin then finds Kirk dealing Tugg Speedman.

Tugg Speedman: My son gave this to me.

Kirk Lazarus: That's your stick buddy?

Tugg Speedman: His name is Twiggman.

Kirk Lazarus: Does he want to come with us?

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disgused as another dude!

Kevin Sandusky: What?

Kirk Lazarus: You're a dude that don't know what dude he is!

Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is...

Jeff Portnoy: What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Tugg Speedman: - by playing other dudes?

Kevin Sandusky : What is going on?

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kirk Lazarus : You're right, I'm no Lincoln Osiris, or Father O'mallie

Tugg Speedman: The dudes are emerging...

Kevin Sandusky : The insecurity level of you guys are ridiculous.

Kevin Sandusky: Tugg. Tugger. You're the last piece of the puzzle buddy. We need you! Your men need you. Are you with us?

Tugg Speedman: [pause] I'm a rooster illusion.

Kevin Sandusky: Fuck it. We'll deal with him later.

---

As they finally got Tugg Speedman to get out of the hell hole, they find Four Leaf helping them by flame-throwing towards soldiers who were shooting at them. Alpa Chino joined them to escape to the helicopter by a truck. As they board on, Tran is seen walking out of a house which is on fire, holding a rocket launcher. As he shoots the rocket, which manage to blow the truck upside down. Kevin was seriously hurt, Jeff injured his ass. Tugg finally regained his mentality and managed to remember Kevin's last name, Sandusky. The joke about Kevin is that no one can remember his name. Seriously, watch the movie.

They got across the bridge, before Cody detonates it. But Tugg Speedman wants to stay, as he 'claims' he has a connection with them. Well, Kirk then goes along with the rest. As the chopter was about to take off, Tugg Speedman is seen attacked by the angry villagers and regreted to stay. As Tran was about to shoot another rocket towards them, Tugg's agent, Rick Peck then appears with a TiVo. Rick Peck was furious that Tugg didn't get TiVo when he's shooting the movie. So, Rick decides to give it to his client of 15 years himself.

As the rocket was heading towards them, Rick threw the TiVo, which saved them, and then the camera zooms out, we can see Kirk anouncing the nominees for the Oscars. And Tugg won best actor. His fellow actors and friends we're cheering for him. Kevin dates Jennifer Love Hewit, Alpa Chino with Lance Bass, a former N'Sync star.

Tropic Thunder generated 8 Oscars, 400 million and saved Speedman's career.

I rate this movie....a 9.8/10

Vampires look so good!!!

After watching Twilight with Kerrie, Hui Xian, Hui Xian's bro, Shu Teng, Daniel (Chum), Samuel, Fey Yuan......I never knew vampires are so damn hawt!!!!

Oh my gosh, did I just say that?

Nah Shu Teng, drool all you want. Not counting Hui Xian out too. Both of ya'll can drool over Edward infront of the PC screen.

I mean, throughout the movie, I noticed that Edward was so bloody pale. As near white as vanilla.

You wanna know what I like about Edward, his eyes. Damn I though Daniel Craig has the best eye feature. Light blue.


If any of my female blog readers are in Bella's situation, like in the picture above....they will faint.

Ok, about the movie. Well, it's based on the famous Twilight novel series, which teenage girls know and read the whole series. The movie's pace was abit slow, but a few minutes later, audiences were introduced to the Cullens family. All pale, young, handsome, beautiful and deadly. The Cullens are all vampires.

And what amazes me is that, all of them look damn young. 100+ year old and still looking like in their 20's. Heck, all of them look in their 20's. That's cool!!!

Story is good, not great. I didn't read the book series, that's why I wasn't into the story. Acting was nice, effects was enough for a movie like that.

Overall.....8/10. Yeah, the best part about this movie is the soundtrack. Seriously, I totally digg Muse and Linkin Park, Paramore in it. Why are you still reading my blog, go buy a ticket for this movie. Watched it already? Watch again like what I did to Madagascar 2.

HellBoy II

Went to Lesuire Mall with Ian and Gang to watch HellBoy 2 :The Golden Army. Planning to buy Shu Teng's B'day present too. Saturday is her early B'day party, she personally invited me, of course have to go lah.

In the morning, I was sitting with Ian and his friends. SO we were like planning how 6 of us (Kerrie, me, Yu Kin, Evon, Ian) are gonna fit at the back of Ian's Honda Jazz.

"Don't worry, my car has faced even more crampier situations." - Ian.

So, Kerrie had to sit on Evon's lap. And Yu Kin will have to sit on my lap. Gosh...I felt so gay for 10 minutes. And for 10 minutes, Yu Kin has managed to crush my nuts.


First Ian's mum dropped me at my house to get my handphone. My handphone has the confirmation numbers to redeemed the tickets, or else we'll be watching nothing.

My nuts were finally set free when I got off the car.

And Yu Kin's nuts were next to be crushed by me.

Went to McD's to eat.

Yu Kin couldn't figure out what's inside the Big Mac.




Samuel and Leong Kit then dropped by to chat with us.

And of course, an outing like this won't be complete without Yu Kin being owned.

LOL.

Ian was bugging me to go in to the cinema early, so that he can watch the upcoming film's trailers. Wall E is comming out on August 17th. I thought it was June 27th. Nooo!!! I wanna see Mo. Mo Mo Mo!!!

Kerrie, Mo is cuter than Wall E. Trust me. Wall E is acting like a dumb robot left on planet Earth for the past 700 years, disposing rubbish and so. Mo is on the other hand...clean.

HellBoy 2 was wickedly nice. The humour, romance, action and acting and the storyline was well balanced, I prefer this over the first HellBoy movie. The creatures were nice, the jokes and funny momments were funnier. I couldn't give you much more detail about the movie, see it for yourself.

I give it a.... 9/10.

Gotta love the new character of the Hellboy series. He's actually a spirit, stored in a suit. Hellboy calls him Gas Man. Oucch!!

Oh yeah...Johann Kraus a.k.a Gas Man has one of the best lines in the movie. Watch the final part of the movie.

Why so serious?

I'm not a big Batman fan, cuz' Batman doesn't have any superpowers. My friend Batman here relies on gadgets to knock off baddies.

Now since a sequel to 2005's Batman Begins will be released this year, this month of July, have you ever wondered, that this time...

The main character in my opinion is, The Joker.

Serious, after Heath Ledger's tragic death on my birthday (22nd January), people was more interested in his last film as the Joker in Batman's latest film, "The Dark Knight".


This is one Joker that you don't wanna knock into him in dark alleys.


Not to mention his costume is so stylist, 5 out of 5 for Joker.


Well, I guess Heath's portrayal as the Joker is by far the best in years. Heath Ledger is not only 'the actor who acted as a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, after watching Batman's new movie, I guess ya'll can say that he's also "The Joker.


Saw the movie trailer, my favourite lines from The Joker...

'Why so serious?"
"Let's put a smile on that face....."

Mum, I don't think so I'll be able to sleep.

Wall E

Heard of Wall E yet? It's the latest film from Pixar Animation Studios.

Pixar makes things cute in a very unique way, and boy they manage to make robots very cute.



Wall E is about a robot named Wall E, which stands for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth Class. being the last robot on Earth. Earth was so polluted until the whole population had to leave Earth. What was green, now is brown. Humans have set in place of millions of small robots to clean up, but thanks to humans polluting it, the system failed,with the exception of this one little robot and he's left on Earth doing his duty all alone. He doesn't know he can stop working.

Wall E is soooo blur right now.

All alone on Earth, Wall E takes the opportunity to try out things like ping pong, fire extinguisher, basketball, headphone and much more.

Then, a female robot came along.

Her name is EVE. She was sent to Earth to recover the last plant, which curious Wall E is having it. And...they both fell in love.

Until one day, EVE was taken back to her station, and Wall E decided to tag along. And they arrived at the new home for humans. Along the way, Wall E meets new robots like M-O, a very very obsessed with cleanliness.


Can't wait for the movie. 27TH June, come to me!!!

Forest Gump

Heard of Forest Gump before? Nah, bet you don't. One of the many greatest films being produced.

Forest Gump is a story of Forest Gump, a person who has an IQ of only 75. That's low. Based on the novel written by Winston Groom, Forest Gump his epic journey through life, meeting historical figures, influencing popular culture and experiencing first-hand historic events while being largely unaware of their significance, due to his lower than average intelligence.

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."........one of the many famous quotes from the movie, and one of my favourite quotes.

The last time I watched this movie was like....5 years ago, I think? Guess its good to watch it over again.

Cloverfield monster

How I wish the pic above is the Cloverfield monster......AWWWHHHH!!!

But then....this is the real one...



Slusho drink + satellite dish + sea water + host = this ugly amphibian monster


DAMN YOU JAPAN!!! FIRST GODZILLA, NOW THIS?

Watch Cloverfield before it ends. Planning to buy the DVD soon (note : original one)

Cloverfield and Me. (Spoilers)

ROARRRRR!!!


Cloverfield.................ever heard of a movie called Cloverfield.

Its a monster movie with full of mysteries......

Where does the monster come from?

Why New York?

What made the monster?

Is it still ALIVE?

Recently on my birthday....I watched the movie. It makes me so fucking sick. Trust me. It's like watching a long YouTube movie, with the camera shaking non stop, and it records the scary happenings on that day and even the recorded the monster too. Heck, it even recorded how the camera man got eaten up by the monster, then spitted out from it , with the camera in the mouth too.


Run. Fast.

No....seriously.....you really have to run fast. Because the little 'minions' from the monster is even faster than the aliens in "Alien versus Predator".


This poster that I Googled looks like another 9-11 like scenario. People calling for loved ones to know about their safety and so.


It makes Godzilla and King Kong so small...... HIDE PEOPLE!!

Look.......I'm bad at keeping spoilers, so be a good reader, google Cloverfield (web), click the one at www.slashfilm.com, see the videos. It's about the monster's first action in Japan's waters......eating up an oil rig.

Ok, in the film....here are some of my favourite scenes in the movie.

1) The Statue of Liberty's head being thrown to the main character's outside of his building.
2) The bridge being attacked by the monster.
3) Them being in the middle of the fight between the monster and the army.
4) The 4 of them being attacked by a minion of the monster in a very dark subway tunnel.
5) Camera man showing the injury of one of the bitten. A women kena bitten so badly, it sickens
me.
6) The women that got bitten, she started to bleed from the eye, then 2 uniformed people
brought her to a tent, she starts to turn fat, then blew into smithereens. EEE-YEWW!!!
7) They went all the way to the danger site to rescue the main character's love. Awww.....
8) As they reached to the chopter zone, one of them went on to the chopter. Then, the monster's
hit it and the copter flew to a building and explode.
9) Kudos to the camera man for filming one of the 2 most shocking scenes in the movie. This one
has a bird's eye view of the monster being attacked by missiles from fighter jets. Then.......
BAAAAAAMMMM!!!! It attacked and stunted the helicopter that the 3 survivors are in. Then
it crashed at Central Park.
10) The most awesome and shocking scene of the movie, the one that reveals the monster so
scary, it nearly made me pee my pants and hided my head to my girlfriend's shoulder.......
The cameraman and his friends ran off, but the cameraman accidentally left his video
camera. When he took the camera, the monster is just infront of him. You look at me, I look
at you, the monster then eat up the cameraman, with the camera, in the monster's mouth.
So fucking sick. Then, the monster spitted out Hud (cameraman). The remaining 2 of them
ran off.
11) The remaining 2 of the friends filmed their last moments, knowing that the government will
blow off New York if they cant contain the monster anymore. Amazingly, the camera
survived.



Wow.....now you people are screwed by me.


Oh yeah..........this movie also caused alot of illness to people, due to the constant camera shaking by the camera man. Some people got nauseous. Read today's Star newspaper.

In the end....I can't wait for the sequel to it. Heard it will be set in the Land of the Rising Sun.
(guess lah)