Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Tahniah Daniel Mak. National Service!!!

RM0.20 PLKN: Tahniah! 920122-14-xxxx DANIEL MAK YENG HONG terpilih menyertai PLKN Siri 7/2010.

What the fuck man??!!!

The most torturing lecture

Just a short post:

Today after prefect photoshoot, Mr. Chee told Mr. Chew that some of the prefects hair were very long. Tiba-tiba Ah Chew pointed to Thiam Jun, Edwin, Me, Zhong Tseng, Leong Kit and Guo Chong. Yes Mr. Chew, I admit my hair touched my forehead already, but damn it do you have to make us sit down and listen to you lecture from 8:30 a.m to 9:15 a.m?

Its just a slight hair problem, and you have to lecture the 6 of us about how to succeed in life, how to be good, how much you earn, your days at La Salle School and why was it Malaysia's top 5 most disciplined school and we all don't even care if you have the stamina of a 18 year old in a 40+ year old body and we more so don't give a damn if you can outrun one of us. I don't give a damn. I missed 2 periods of Civic lesson, and 1 period of Art class.

Thank you Mr.Chew

Monday, June 29, 2009

Its 1:13 a.m, still online on Skype and discussing about the next round's motion. I'm losing sleep now and missing her alot also.

Who's 13?


You're officially 13....enjoy it!!!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Report Card

Diu, get number 1 so what? Results also macam tahi. Failed perdagangan and accounts, Bahasa Melayu got 47 (last time A2), Sejarah got a bloody C (Last time B3).......

Shit, stop asking for my report card lah.

R.I.P The King of Pop

I am very very saddened over the news of one of my favourite entertainer's death, Michael Jackson. The youngest of the Jackson 5 died this morning at 5:40 a.m.

Ian told me the news, I thought he was kidding. Then Venu told me the same thing, Sam also. Sigh, I grew up listening to his music.

Damn, can you name me an artist that broke the barrier between black and white music, and reuniting them at the same time? Can you name me another artiste that has the coolest dance moves, and you're inspired to learn everystep he does?

Remember this gravity defying lean, damn still looks cool in the 21st century.

Moonwalking.......never gets old.

Michael Jackson died of Cardiac Arrest this morning, at a still young age of 50. Sigh, all the lousy singers/ entertainers are still alive while the good ones like Tupac, Biggie, Bernie Mac, James Brown and so on dies. I'm still waiting for Vanilla Ice to die, Soulja Boy on the next list.

Its never too late to listen back his songs, from the song "Ben" with his brothers in Jackson 5, to "Smooth Criminal", "That Girl is Mine" with Paul McCartney, "Thriller", "Bad", "Beat It", 'Don't Stop Till' You Get Enough", 'Rock With You", the message driven "Black and White", "You Are Not Alone", "Scream" and my favourite...."Smooth Criminal". which has the most expensive music video cost in the record books (7 million moolahs mind you) . Yeah, these are the hits Micheal Jackson has contributed to radio.

The amount of awards, need I say more?

Mike's life changed from King of Pop to King of Freakish scandals. Remember his 2005 child sexual abuse case? Media went crazy, news all over the world, Late Night show hosts making fun of him and so on. But thank God after months of trial, he was finally acquitted of all charges.

From that day onwards, Michael Jackson never released any albums anymore. He went hidden from the entertainment scene, rarely heard of him.

Then in 2008, in conjunction with 25 years since the release of the most celebrated album of music history, "Thriller", Michael released 'Thriller 25" along with new songs with collaborations with today's popular artiste like Akon, Will.i.Am, Fergie and the ego-controlled Kanye West. My favourite was "The Girl Is Mine" featuring Will.i.Am. The Kanye West remix of Billie Jean was rubbish.

I'm actually feeling very down know, I mean, knowing an artiste that you grow up looking up to and supporting for years. Haha, well, good things have to come to an end. Rest in peace Michael Jackson, you rocked our world for sure, and taught us what is black and what is white. King of Pop changed my life, and I'm sure he definitely changed yours.

Michael Jackson, August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Report Card day tomorrow....not satisfied with my results, even though I got number 1 in class again. Sigh......failed accounts and perdagangan (surprisingly)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Nuffnang's Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen premiere screening.

Yesterday night went to Nuffnang's Cineleisure Damansara's Tanjung Golden Village cinemas for the premiere screening of....TRANSFORMERS 2 : REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

Yes people, I have bragging rights that I am the first of Seri Mutiara to go watch. (Damn sombong wei....)

Oh yeah, good news for you all. SMK Seri Mutiara's English debate team manage to go through the second round after defeating SMK Seri Bintang Selatan. We won it with style and substance.

Ok, what really made me looking forward to Monday was the movie only. I was fully focused on the event itself.

Kent fetched me to Cineleisure Damansara. Nearly walked to Tesco but luckily managed to get directions from the security guard. Celaka, that complex already changed name to E Curve. Wow.

There was this dodgeball event going on at the ground floor of E Curve, but we both rushed to the cinema first.

And I thought they were joking about handing over any devices capable of recording (yes, handphone). When Kent and I walked up to the second floor of the cinema, we were asked to line up to surrender our handphones. Both of us were so =.=. Pics at kentzai.blogspot.com.

To be honest, I thought only 30 Nuffnangers and 30 tag-along friends will be only attending this movie. It didn't look like 60 people, but more like 200+ people. By the time we line up to buy popcorn, already 9:35 p.m. And when we proceed to Hall 7, we had to go through the metal detectors. Cool!!!

Movie started, introduction to how the autobots and others came to earth, then about this badie called the Fallen. Oh yeah, Sam's going to college now, but he can't bring Bumblebee.

Look, I know some of you all are mad at me for giving out spoilers today in school. Optimus Prime died but came back alive, what's the big deal? At least I didn't tell you that Sam was supposed to be dead but came back alive after a dream with the Primes that protected the Matrix of Leadership. Haha....better keep my mouth shut.

Damn, Transformers 2 :Revenge of The Fallen is way better than the first one. More close ups with the Autobots and the Decepticons. More actions, and alot of well written, smartly-thought jokes. You have to watch it not once, but 6-10 times!!

I rate Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen a 9.7 out of 10. It is that good. Oh one more thing, Megan Fox is still hot. : )

Movie started at 9:45p.m, ended at 12:30 a.m. Woah, a near 3 hours of wicked action and humour and Megan Fox. : )

Monday, June 22, 2009

My father, my role model

Father's day just passed, and because of the Internet connection, I had to postponed this Father's Day post.

My dad has been the sole provider for the family financially. Yeah, without him working, I'm not even able to afford my needs and my wants. Yeah, he's the pillar of the family.

My dad is 60 now, and its amazing that he ain't got a single white hair after all these years of arguing and rebelling against him.

To be honest with you, I wasn't that close to my dad during primary school years because he was busy with work at the hotel. Working as a sous chef at Regent Hotel is tough. He'll be getting the lecturing before he gets to lecture the people under him.

Going to work early, and coming back late. That ain't the job that I want for my dad to have. I remember for 3 days straight, I didn't get to see him at home.

Dad's education is only until Form 5, but that doesn't stop him from going to the city, leaving the kampung life and explore. Dad started out working as a painter, then a waiter, then only start his job in the kitchen. After years of hard work, finally he got the sous chef rank. (Note : Not sauce chef, sous. So-u-s)

Dad has meet alot of celebrities and politic figures while working at the hotel. Tun Dr Mahathir, Cindy Crawford, Stepp Blatter (President of FIFA) and just to name a few. His contract ended on the year-end of 2005. Boss wants him to stay, he wants to leave.

After retiring in 2005, he then later on went back to work at Tunku Abdul Rahman College as a lecturer chef in hospitality course.

Dad's number one wish is to see me go to college, the one place he didn't had the chance to further his studies. His form 5 exam results were excellent, but because of poverty, he had to end his education journey already.

I know after all these years, I haven't been a obedient son to him. I argued with him, rebelled against him, didn't do well in my PMR, and definitely dissapointed him in alot of ways.

LOL, I remember one time I pierced my ears without his permission, he gave me one of the worst lectures in my teenage life. But now he's accepting me the way I am. Haha, what to do cuz that's just me.

Dad, I know I ain't the perfect son you wanted me to be, but I had tried to. This year you'll be worrying about me so much. Mum told me that everyday you have never failed to pray to God or my safety in anywhere I am. You've been worrying about the friends I've been mixing, the activities I've let myself get involved and so on.

Thank God for the past 2 years, God gave me time to patch things up with you, fixing the father-son relationship. Dad, I'll promise you that I'll go to college with good results. I will.

Its been awhile since I had a picture taken with dad, and this will be the one that I will not forget. Still not a single strand of white hair after all these years. Thanks for your love and caring towards me and mum.

Happy Father's Day dad, I love ya!!! :)


Rules and regulation of the tag ;All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog. Write the names of 21 friends you can think of in your head. And then answer the questions , Say you're guessing if you don't know , but at least guess on all of them.After doing this , tag your unlucky friends to do the same.

The unlucky 21 are:

1)Kyle Sui
3)Hui Xian
4)Pei Zhi
5)Sin Wi
6)Su Jean
7)Shu Teng
9)Angeline Lam
14)Jiing Hui
15)Iven Ten
16)Joshua Leong
20)Amanda Law
21)Crystal Gan

1.How did you meet number 7? (Shu Teng)
In school.

2.What would you do if you and 15 have never met?(Iven Ten)
Never will meet such a great friend.

3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?(Amanda and Kyle)

4. Have you seen 17 cry? (Alison)

5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?(Pei Zhi and Joshua)
Both are strangers, *thinking....* nah.

6. Do you think 11 is attractive?(Zanne)
Oh boy.....yes.

7. What's 2's favourite colour?(Kent)

8. When was the last time you talked to 9?(Angeline Lam)
After debate competition at Seri Bintang Selatan school.

9. What language does 8 speak?(Wen Wen)
English, Mandarin

10. Who is 13 going out with?(Kerrie)
She's single

11. Would you ever date 17? (Alison)
Lol, no.

12.Where does 18 live? (Kerrie)
Alam Damai.

13. What is the best thing about 4? (Pei Zhi)
Garang betul ah moi ni.

14. What would you like to tell 10 right now?(Samuel)
Sam, I'll tell you the Transformers 2 spoilers tomorrow.

15. What's the best thing about 20?(Amanda)
Like Carmie.....dao gei.

16. Have you ever kissed 2? (Kent)
No. EWWW!!!

17. What is the best memory you have had of 5? (Sin Wi)
I shoo her away from her own room while playing Playstation 2.

18. When is the next time you are going to see 4?(Pei Zhi)
School tomorrow, maybe.

19. How is 7 different from 6? (Shu Teng and Su Jean)
One form 5 and one form 1

20. Is 2 pretty? (Kent)
LOL pretty boy!!! Damn....

21. What was your 1st impression of 15?(Iven Ten)
Friendly guy.

22. How did you meet 3?(Hui Xian)
school !

23. Is 5 your best friend?(Sin Wi)
Yes she is.

24. Do you hate 12? (Justin)
Alah, macam adik saya lah Justin.

25. Have you seen 18 last month? (Kerrie)
Yes I did.

26. When was the last time you saw 16?(Joshua)
Last Thursday

27. Have you been to 5's house? (Sin Wi)

28. When is the next time you will see 10?(Samuel)
Tomorrow morning.

29. Are you close to 11? (Zanne)

30. Have you been to movies with 4?(Pei Zhi)

31. Have you gotten into trouble with 8?(Wen Wen)
Never even thought of getting into trouble with her.

32. Would you give 19 a hug?(Carmie)
Awwwhhh yes.

33. When have you lied to 3? (Hui Xian)
Never will.

34. Is 11 good at socializing?(Zanne)
LOL, can say she is.

37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9? (Angeline Lam)
Hmmmm.........she always cracks when under pressure.

43. Has 21 met you parents?(Crystal Gan)

44. How did you meet 11? (Zanne)
In school, always tagging along with Sin Wi.

45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3? (Hui Xian)
Lol, I never lah.

46. Do you live close to 7? (Shu Teng)
Quite close lah....

47. What's 8's favourite food? (Wen Wen)
Don't know...

48. What kind of car does 1 have? (Kyle)
I know his future car will be the Honda City, but for now he's car-less

49. Have you traveled anywhere with 9?(Wen Wen)
Fetch her back home

50. If you give 14 $100, What would he/she do with it?(Jiing Hui)
Buy lots of top up card

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hey, parents pun camwhore juga!!!

Ok, today after shopping at Tesco and having a terrible dinner at Tesco's food court (what a way to celebrate Father's Day), I came out with a fun activity that my parents will find it weird and funny.

Take self-portrait pics, or also known to MTV generations like us....camwhoring.

Haha, results were funny, mum and I laughed until stomach cramped.

Dad and me.

*mum went and kacau dad....*

Again....seems that is ok with this one.

Now for mum......she can't keep a straight face for a few seconds whenever she is faced with a camera. She had to laugh.


Told ya...=.= Oh yeah, alot of people say that I have my mum's smile. What da ya think?

Madness never stops in the house...

LOL, this is a cute picture.

Candid shot.

Family picture.

Mum, Dad and me.

My saturday under 60 seconds.

Debate practice on Friday after failing my driving exam. XD.

Afternoon session kids studying..

Then Saturday after accounts tuition, went lunch with mum. Bought 'Wanted" dvd. Then went to Cik Adlina's house for makan and discussion.


Lemon drink, ketupat and rendang with watermelon.

Cik Adlina..



Me goofing off.

Then went dinner with parents. Economy rice, sigh.....bored of it.


And me

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Yes!!!! Going to watch Akon live at Sunway Lagoon on the 2nd of July. He better sing well without the damn Autotune effect!!!

Unreleased pics

Some unreleased pics of me.....

Choir had never been so much fun with Yu Kin, Sam, Santosh and me. Tee-hee!!

Trisha.....dah senget lah picture ni. You spoiled it lah!!!

Spot me.....

Friday, June 19, 2009

Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen invites

Dad got the tickets for me today for Nuffnang's Transformers 2 Premiere Screening. Yeah, that one definitely cheered me up.

Never ever see any tickets as cool as this.


Fulamak, classy....

Too bad, handphone have to surrender lah.

Alah, I type F word on Facebook, one church friend advised me to edit it out cuz if other church members see it, kena alianated lah this Sunday.

Biar lah, dah biasa already.

Failed, gagal.

Today morning excited for driving exam, and nervous at the same time. Jit Chern failed his uphill obstacle, and I have been telling myself alot of times that I will not suffer the same fate as him.

Too bad, I fucking did.

Got the forms, brought my IC and L License, and got my angka giliran. Edwin was the 10th, I'm 12th.

Got into our cars, and to tell you the truth......the Kancils are all pretty much fucked up. Yes, fucked up in the sense that Edwin's Kancil steering wheel was halfway comming off, and his side mirror is sticked with chewing gums. Oh c'mon, don't tell me kerajaan so piss poor ah?

All cars lined up for uphill obstacle. When it was Edwin's turn, he passed. Then it was my turn...

Went up, first gear, all steady. Car tyre was on yellow line. Check.
Handbrake on, check.
JPJ Officer gave me permission to go. I go

But I don't know what the fuck happen to me, or the car. Right foot was still on the oil, left foot on the clutch. I released the clutch just the right amount, then I tekan the oil padal. Tiba-tiba, my car reversed a little, and I was declared failed.

Failed. This word, the only damn word I don't want to meet today.

JPJ Officer asked me to stop the car, come out and sign. Gagal, the one Malay word I don't want it to appear on my form.

I was damn pissed already, but I remained calm infront of the JPJ officer. He was kind enough to tell me what went wrong...

"Tayar dah ok, semua ok, tapi tiba-tiba kamu berundur. So minta maaf, kamu dah gagal, sila sain di sini dan ambil borang ni ke pejabat it."

"Terima kasih tuan...."

I took the form, went to the pejabat. Well, even though I failed the obstacle test, i was asked to proceed to the Bahagian III test, or also known as.....'on the road'.

I did well on the road, 17/21.

Edwin passed, bought the P Stickers for RM 5 where he could get it for RM 1 back at the driving school.

Sigh....have to wait for another month. Oh yeah, Carmie, Kyle, Jit Chern, Darsh, Hamressh, Daniel Fariq, Santosh, Seet, Joshua and the rest, thanks for the wishes yesterday. I'm sorry I couldn't give you guys a joy ride. You all have to wait for a few more weeks.

I'm currently very very moody now, I didn't throw a tantrum in the house. Calm on the outside, pissed off in the inside.

The results.

That one X....


I can't sleep, its 12:37 a.m now. Today afternoon had my last and final driving lesson with my sifu. Oh God, thank you very much for giving him enough patience to deal with a slow learner like me.

In a few hours later, I'll be taking my driving exam.

Alah.......nervous gila wei. I can't sleep.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Dan Sebenarnya"

"Dan Sebenarnya" - Yuna

Oh boy, Malaysian Indie artiste never sound so good.

oh bulan
jangan layan diriku lagi
air mata membasahi pipi
dan lagu2 di radio seolah2 memerli aku
kau bersama yg lain adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku ku enggan
berpura pura ku bahagia
ku enggan
melihat kau bersama si dia
oh ku akui cemburu
telah menular dalam diri
kau bersama yang lain adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku pabila kau merenung matanya
ku rebah,
jatuh ke bumi
di saat kau benar-benar mahu pergi
seperti ku bernafas dalam air adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu kau juga merindui aku

Santosh, pray hard

Ok, here's my plan. I know it sounds crazy, wait.....it is a little mad.

Ok..........Friday is my driving test, I'm skipping school. Edwin also will be taking the test with me. Now, Santosh, if you are reading my blog, you better pray hard for me that I will get those damn P stickers on that day. Because if not, you and I won't be able to cruise down the Damansara highway at 75mph with the sound system blasting out Jamie Foxx's "Blame It". And worst of all, the tickets are wasted and we won't be able to attend the premiere screening of Transformers.

Now, if I pass my exam on Friday, get the P stickers on that day, Santosh (Yes, you again)....please pray extra hard that my dad allows me to use the car for Monday night's Cineleisure outing. Cuz if he don't, no one is gonna fecth our asses to Cineleisure, and we miss out a great outing!!!

Shit, why lah have to be so hard for me? Oh yeah Santosh, one more thing. Pray that (yeah I know..again) I have the car to fetch you and Kyle to debate practice. There is no way ya'll wanna get stuck with the girls in a Kelisa?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My air cond died.........shyte

Oh my gosh, the air cond died. It just left me without any final messages. I swore that it worked normal in the afternoon. It managed to function well. REALLY LAH!!!!

I tried countless times reviving the 9 year old LG air cond, I failed. I failed to save a man-made machine's life. Ugghhh.....I'm feeling so bad now.

MacBoy rolling out with a buddy!!!

I got invites to the premiere screening of Transformers 2 : Revenge of the fallen. Suppose to be at Mid Valley, but I wasn't informed that the venue was changed to Cathay Cineplex, Cineleisure Damansara.


But one thing that's on my mind, where the heck is Jalan Yap Ah Shak?

Monday, June 15, 2009

First day of the 2nd semester and so on....

Yesterday night vented out my anger towards the air conditional system in my room. Was forced to sleep at my parent's room. THX snooring surround sound guaranteed. And because of that, I only managed to sleep for a few hours only.

Tomorrow will be my last driving lesson before Wednesday's practical exam. Urrghhh, supposed to be on Friday but some stupid rule set by the JPJ, which is limiting the number of students taking the exam fro 200+ to 100. My driving school accademy had already booked my exam on the 12th, but a week before that the phoned me saying that my date will be postponed to the 17th.

I don't care, on that day I pass, I'll buy the P stickers straight away and drive.

Urrrghhh......first day of the second semester. The usual, I miss classes again because there's debate practice. We're up against SBS Debate team on Monday, next Monday. I feel like quiting.

My art work finished. Yes, after all these weeks of inhaling and maybe consuming wood dust, I'm done with that farking project. Now.......art folio. Ish!!

Just now switched on the air cond to try my luck. Oh great, it works now. And it better be forever!!!

Gosh, I miss Spongebob.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

LG Suck

I vented out my anger, frustration and ego towards the aircond in my room. It was working normal in the morning, tiba-tiba now cannot.

Oh, pity the neighbours who had to listen to my cursing towards a man made machine. Ah, tech rage.
Holidays.........it ends so darn fast. Later on have to go to Leisure Mall to remove my right and left helix earring and replace it with a transparent stick. Ugghh....I hate the stinging feeling at the helix part. Bloody annoying. Yeah, you really have to take care of it if you wanna have it. Its like a pet.

Yeah, back from futsal, was quite fun. Crystal you bimbo!!!! Iqa you mad!!! Yu Kin you blur case.

please smile more. : )
Watched "Transformers" again. They way the Autobots and Decepticons roll out never gets old....

"Are you Ladiesman217?!"

Nothing to do

Its 6 minutes to 1 a.m. Not feeling hungry......yet. Damn, I searched everywhere and I still can't find back the "Slumdog Millionaire". Motherchud!!!!

Guess I don't have anything to do while I'm fully awake at this hour. Phone left 2 cents, boleh sms meh?

Still got a few more months till SPM....... November 9th till December 11th. Crap.

Saturday, June 13, 2009


Hey guys, heard of The Lonely Island. Damn they are funny, google their song and video of 'I'm on a Boat" featuring T-Pain.

I'm on a boat!!!

The Yellow Sponge

Heh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Freedom is awesome

Oh yes!!!! Watched "Yes Man" at 12:33 a.m on Friday. Finally!!!

I love my freedom, I love my wireless internet, I love my PC.

'Wish you could just step out from that ledge my friend. If you cut ties, with all the lies that you've been living in. And if, you don't want to see me again...I will understaaaaaaaaaaand, I will understaaaaaaaaaand!!'


Me, great have to cut hair again this Sunday.

Then this morning 12 a.m+, watched "300". Dang, those Spartan's made war so cool. Slow motion, good one-liners. And check out those bods!!!

Ok....getting a little Adam Lambert-ish over here. Then after "300", I went on to watch Transformers again. You'll never get tired watching it over and over again.
Gosh, I'm frickin' hungry already. *tummy grumbling*

Friday, June 12, 2009

"What Can I Do" - The Corrs

The Corrs made Ireland sound so good, made 90's sound so awesome. C'mon, I'm sure you heard of them. Here's one of my favourite songs from them.

"What Can I Do" - The Corrs.

I haven't slept at all in days
It's been so long since we've talked
And I have been here many times
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong

What can I do to make you love me
What can I do to make you care
What can I say to make you feel this
What can I do to get you there

There's only so much I can take
And I just got to let it go
And who knows I might feel better, yeah
If I don't try and I don't hope

What can I do to make you love me
What can I do to make you care
What can I say to make you feel this
What can I do to get you there

No more waiting, no more, aching...
No more fighting, no more, trying...

Maybe there's nothing more to say
And in a funny way I'm calm
Because the power is not mine
I'm just going to let it fly

What can I do to make you love me
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to make you care
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I say to make you feel this
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to get you there
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I do to make you love me
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to make you care
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I change to make you feel this
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to get you there
(What can I do to make you care)

And love me... love me...

[Fade out]

Adios Ronaldo

Ronaldo went to Real Madrid, the only club to ruin any footballers career. For Example....David Beckham.

Thank you Christiano Ronaldo. Oh, we Manchester United fans adored you so much. You played godly football and chucked tantrums like a pre-pubescent school girl. You made even the best defenders trip like a toddler. You scored screamers like the one against Porto this year. Your free kicks made goalkeepers stand in awe, like the one against Porthsmouth. Heck, Sir Alex Ferguson even praised that goal as the finest he has seen in his life.

You made dribbling look so easy. Playing dummy is your favourite trick against your opponents. You wanted number 28 because you thought by being no.7 is alot of pressure because it was worn by United greats like George Best, Bryan Robson, the great Frenchman Eric Cantona and David Beckham. But Sir Alex Fergerson refused your request, and gave you the no.7. You were the fresh new number 7 after Becks left. Your first game against Bolton at home, Old Trafford, you helped United won a penalty by dancing in the penalty box until the defender got so frustrated, he tackled you.

You scored Manchester United's 1000th goal against our lost against Middlesbrough, 4-1. I didn't Googled or Wikipedia-ed you when I'm blogging about this, cuz I just remembered about what you have contributed for Manchester United. Your first goal, if I can remember well, was against Porthsmouth again. Its a free kick.

Remember after the 2006 World Cup incident, you pissed the whole England off by talking to the referee which resulted the sending off of Wayne Rooney. Damn right United could have sold you off to some piss football club and let you suffer, but we choose to have you on as a United player.
Your first hat-trick, against Newcastle in 2008. It was probably one of the many great highlights of your career.

Remember the 2007-2008 season, damn you were on a scoring spree. 42 goals in all competition, and you were just a winger for God's sake. But too bad you were 4 goals short of equaling Dennis Law's record. But at least you top George Best's record. And you took home the 2007-2008 Golden Shoe award for scoring so much.

Yeah, after scoring for us in the Champions League final against rivals Chelsea, you start to become a total man-whore by flirting with Real Madrid. You told us you want to stay, but then a few hours later, you wanted to leave. Honour your contract!!!

Sir Alex Ferguson wanted you to stay so bad, he purposely flew to Portugal to have a final talk with you to stay for another year.

This year's Champions League campaign, you definitely scored alot of important goals for us. Against Inter Millan, Porto and Arsenal, you definitely saved our ass. Especially against Porto, that 40 yard screamer was the best you have scored.

But Kyle and I don't know what the hell were you trying to do in the Champions League final against Barcalona. It wasn't a battle between you and Messi for God's sake, stop impressing your team mates!!! You probably made a fool out of yourself, and you made Messi look so good on the pitch. History would have changed if you weren't that selfish.

Real Madrid then start to make a high bid for you again. We didn't wanted to offload you from the club, but you being a wussy told the press that Real Madrid is the club you dream playing for.

Fine, thanks for contributing by bringing home the Barclay's Premier League trophies, FA cups, League cups, and the Champions League trophy. You saved our ass alot of times, scored lots of important goals. Manchester United accepted the 80million pounds bid.

Now, let's do the math.

Manchester United bought you for.......12.5 million pounds from Sporting Lisbon.

Manchester United sold you to Real Madrid for.......80 million pounds.

80 million - 12.5 million = 67.5 million pounds.

Thanks Ronaldo, you're such a great aset to us. We'll remember you for bringing back 67.5 millions pounds in return of making you a star. God bless!!!! Have fun with Kaka. Don't say we didn't warn ya about Real Madrid's runner up streaks. :)

Liverpool wish they had the amount of money we have right now. :)

Eyebags changed the world.

Ok bimbo..........here's the truth, I think your eyebags are the ones that caused hunger in Africa, same-sex marriage in America, ferries sinking in Indonesia, sex-scandals in Philippines and political chaos in Thailand.......

I'm done, now waiting for bimbo here to smack me on Sunday. I'm waiting for ya you stupid fark!!! Will try to knock off your eyebags with a futsal ball!!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Bad habit

Everyone has a bad habit. And mine, I think is unbearable to anyone.

Everyone pick on their nose, and they'll just throw it in a tissue or something.

What is bad about mine is that i pick it and just throw it on the floor. Indoor or outdoor. In a car or in the class.

And i don't know it was something really unhygienic until today.

It really upsets me.

Who knows this person after digging nose, go and eat it. Aihs...

Shopping spree

I missed McDonald's breakfast by just 5 darn minutes!!!! 300 seconds!!!! Arrrgghhhhh!!!! Dad went to work, and yesterday night he advised me not to drive the car to Leisure Mall because he's worried about the police patrolling the area. I know dad, thanks for caring. I know you don't wanna take risk. Guess I have to walk my lazy arse to Leisure Mall.

I finished downloaded House of the Dead pc game. Its a Sega classic rail-shooting game. I lost the CD for that game, so I have to downloaded it through torrent files. Yes Man also finished downloaded.

While walking back home after buying newspaper, I quickly rushed to Leisure Mall's McDonald's. Only to find out its 11:05 a.m. ARRRGHHHHH!!!!

Ok, remember one time I blogged about when was the last time I shopped? Finally, today I had the time!!!! Decided to go to Times Square and see whether got anymore Spongebob Squarepants x Baby Milo shirts.

Reach there at 11:45 a.m, went to the usual shop that I buy my shirts. Shop was closed, so went from 2nd floor to 5th floor and hunt for cheap shirts. Bimbo told me Times Square selling shirts dirt cheap. Don't know whether she meant about girls or boys clothing. Screw it, I'll take my chances.

Went to Echo Park. Yes, I know their clothes are baggy. I started out wearing hip hop clothes before I switch to skinnies, slip ons and polo shirts.

Went to this shop, found quite a number of cute Baby Milo designs. I'm not suppose to take pictures in that shop, its against the rule. So later on there will be pics, don't worry. 1 for RM 19.90, 2 for RM 30. That's already a good bargain. So I bought a Stussy Kicks shirt and a Baby Milo in Superman outfit.

Then I bumped into a shop named Kidult. Oh my, why I never ever thought of going there and shop in the first place. Everything is so cheap. Gosh, I saw this Billionaire Boys Club black Ice Cream shirt with (of course) an Ice Cream picture (that's their trademark). Again, its 1 for RM 19.90 and 2 for RM 30.The shirt was perfect, so I tried it on. The salesgirl told me free size.......NOT!!! LOL, I knocked onto my helix piercing again for trying to fit my big head into that s-size shirt. Free size...pfffttt.

I would have got that shirt, even if its M size. S size won't last long.

I got a Homer Simpson shirt. Homer as the Gods of Money (if you're a Buddhist, choi san yeh). I've been looking for that shirt for months. The L size was the last in stock, I didn't think twice and I bought it.

Then there was a series of shirts featuring cute block designs of superheroes and supervillians like Batman, Superman, Iron Man, The Hulk, Flash Gordon, Spiderman, Darth Vader, The Joker, Two-Face and so many more.

The Joker was my pick.

Spent RM 60, saved RM 20. Whee!!!

Took the bus, walked back home feeling hungry. Called Sin Wi and told her to come over and get my History form 1 project for her to copy. Lol. Ok, here's the pics.

My new shirts.

Stussy Kicks.

Baby Milo.


Joker can be quite cute.

And of course...

Homer!!! I know Chinese New Year ended long time ago, but who gives a shyte!!! I can wear this shirt every year!!!

P.S : My mood now.......very very very happy.