Daniel Mak's Awesome Awards for Music in 2009

2009 in music was mixed with good and bad. The death of Micheal Jackson was the one that shocked everyone, Chris Brown's beating towards Rihanna nearly ended his career. Kanye West totally made himself an ass on MTV, Taylor Swift dominating every awards, Lil' Wayne being....still being Lil' Wayne. Autotune was so popular, everyone's using it. So, honestly, 2009 ain't such a good year but its not total shit mind you. So here I am, after 2 weeks of deep thinking and without any discussion with my readers, I am gonna list out my very own awards to the artistes that made a huge impact back in 2009. Some of them you wish they exists :D Before the Grammy Awards XD

Here it goes for the songs category

Best Song To Listen When Being Involved In A Serious Argument :
"Gives You Hell" by the All American Rejects

Best Song To Listen After A Day's Work, Stress, Stuck In A Traffic Jam and Any Other Situations That Can Be Related :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Sing To A Girl You Meet In A Bar If You Can't Find The Right Words to Start A Conversation :
"Sexy Chick" -David Guetta feat. Akon (read the lyrics)

Most Catchy Line To Sing :
"Mama Do" - Pixie Lott (sing the chorus)

Best Song For After Break Up :
"Lovedrunk" - Boys Like Girls

Best Song To Listen Before or On The Way To Go To A Club :
'Tik Tok" - Ke$ha

Best Song To Be A Fine Example of What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas :
"Waking Up In Vegas" - Katy Perry

Song To Be Too Obvious To Show That It's Autotuned
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Best Song For A Tourism Campaign :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Song To Describe The Music Industry Today :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z

Best Song Where East Meets West :
"Be With You" - Wilber Pan feat. Akon

Best Song To Be Played In A Club :
Any Pitbull song

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Bring A Girl To A Hotel Room For More Than A Kiss :
"Hotel Room Service" - Pitbull

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Turn Over A New Leaf :
"Dead And Gone" T.I feat. Justin Timberlake

Best Song For Independant Ladies (holla!!!) :
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - Beyonce

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Have Body Contact With You :
"I Wanna" - All American Rejects

Best Song To Listen While Playing Poker :
"Poker Face" - Lady Gaga

Best Song That Will Make You Shed A Tear :
"I Dreamed A Dream" - Susan Boyle

Best Song For Someone Who Still Doesn't Know Why Love Is So Cruel :
"Battlefield" - Jordin Sparks

Best Song For A Fashion Show :
"Beautiful" - Akon feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinal Offishall

Best Song For A Guy To Describe His Ex A Cruel Person :
"Heartless" - Kanye West

Best Song To Tell You Not To Trust A Whore :
"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH3!

Best Song To Feature A Secret Word :
"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears (go figure what word she's trying to tell you)

Best Song For A Women Who Wished To Be A Man :
"If I Were A Boy" Beyonce

Sounds Like Sean Kingston, But It Ain't Sean Kingston :
'Replay" - I.Y.A.Z

Best Song Directly Telling That You're Being Used :
"Use Somebody" - Kings Of Leon

Best Song To Repeat The Main Title So Many Times :
"Down" - Jay Sean feat. Lil' Wayne

Best Song To Feature The Sickest Rap :
"Forever" - Eminem's part, the rest are R-U-B-B-I-S-H

Best Song To Sing To Your Soulmate Telling He/She Belongs To You :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Soundtrack :
"Meet Me On The Equinox" - Death Cab For A Cutie (OST to New Moon)

A Tribute To Insects :
"Fireflies" - Owl City

Most Addictive Song :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Sing When You Liked Someone, He/She Rejected You and When You Moved On, He/She Likes You :
"Prom Queen" - Lil Wayne

Best Song(s) That Everyone Listened :
"I Gotta Feeling" - I Gotta Feeling

Best Song To Tell Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend That You're In A Club and Damn Right You Don't Wanna Pick Up Your Telephone :
'Telephone" : Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce

Best Song To Describe Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend That She's Like That Annoying Tune/Melody That's Stuck In Your Head :
"Replay" - I.Y.A.Z

Best Song To Feature Numbers In Numerical Sequence :
"1,2,3,4" - Plain White Teas

Best Song To Not Feature The Title Track :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Song To Feature Any Of The Autobots/Decepticons From Transformers Series :
"I Can Transform Ya" - Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne, Swizz Beats

Best Song To Tell A Guy That She's Happy But Deep Down She's Damn Sad :
"Happy" - Leona Lewis

Best Song To Describe The Current Social Problems On Earth :
"Change" - Daniel Merriweather feat. Wale

Best Song To Feature A Tune/Melody From A Frank Sinatra Old Song :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z "Nananana.....heeeyyy.....gooodbyyeeeee"

Most Beautifully Written Song :
"Halo" - Beyonce

That One Song Where We Learn One Hindi/Tamil/Indian/Punjabi word :
"Jai Ho" - A.R.Rahman feat. The Pussycatdolls

Best Song For A Fan To Tell His/Her Favourite Idol That He/She is His/Her Biggest Fan :
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga

Best Song For A Maxis/Digi 3G Videocall Commercial/Advertisement :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga

Best Song Title Which Looks Like A Question To You :
"How Do You Sleep" - Jesse McCartney feat. Ludacris

Best Song To Tell Your Best Friend That You Fell For Him/Her :
"Lucky" - Jason Mraz feat. Colbie Caillat

Best Song To Tell You That More Than One Is Better :
"2 Is Better Than 1" - Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift

Best Album That Everyone Should Own/Illegally Download Through UTorrent :
"The E.N.D" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Tell You That I Want Nobody But You :
"Nobody But You" - Wondergirls

Best Song To Party Like There's No Tomorrow :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Tell Us That We Have To Live Like We're Dying :
"Live Like We're Dying" - Kris Allen

Best Song To Describe A Very Very Hot Chick :
"Starstrukk" - 3OH3! feat. Katy Perry

Best Song To Sing To Your Girlfriend/Wife On Your Wedding/Anniversary :
"Halo" - Beyonce



Ok, now for the dubious honours...

Best Song That No One Listened :
"Never Leave You" Tinchy Stryder feat. Amelle from Sugarbabes

Worst Song Everyone Listened :
"Boom Boom Pow" - The Black Eyed Peas. Yes, I mean..."I sold 3008, you sold 2000 late?" WTF?

Worst Song To Be Constantly Played On Mainstream Radio Every Hour :
"Love Story", "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift

Best Song That The Singer Himself/Herself Need No Effort Into Making This One :
"I'mma Be" - The Black Eyed Peas

Worst Album For A Rapper Who Tried So Hard To Sound Like T-Pain :
"808 & Heartbreaks" - Kanye West

Most Boring Song :
"No Surprise" - Daughtry

Worst Ending For A Song :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Beyonce moaning at the end of the song.....not very nice.

Worst Start For A Song :
"Forever" - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem. Seriously, a buzzer? WTF

Worst Album That You Should Throw Away Or Make It As A Coaster For Your Drinks :
"Rebirth" - Lil Wayne. Terrible, one single and that's it?

Worst Album Art Cover :
"No Line On The Horizon" - U2. Looks good in a art gallery, but for an album cover, Bono can't save it this time.

Worst Use Of Technology :
Autotune, hands down, bar none.

Worst Way To Start Describing Yourself In Your Debut Hit Song In A Cocky Way :
"Forever" - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne and Eminem. "Last name ever, first name greatest"...my arse Drake.

Worst Song To Sing To A Girl Just After The First Date :
"I Wanna" - All American Rejects

Worst Infectious Melody From A Hit Song :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

You Think It Sounds Like Katy Perry, But Its Some No-Name Chick Singing It :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

Worst Rap Which Makes No Sense :
"Run This Town" - Jay Z feat. Rihanna, Kanye West. Especially Kanye West, "have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?" which idiot doesn't check the shoes first before walking out of the store?

Again.....I got tagged.....DO'H!!

Fine Kent, this ain't the dumbest trend in the blog world, ok, I was wrong. Sigh....the minute I signed in to MSN, Kamumalu a.k.a Carmenu a.k.a Karmenu a.k.a my niece sent me an offline message.

YOU'VE GOT A TAGGIE FROM ME!!!!

DO'H!!



Here it goes.....

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. Xbox 360 with a cooling fan so that I can play for hours a day
2. iPod Touch
3. Owning Manchester United
4. Unlimited cash and credit supply
5. CJ7 softie

THE PERSON(S) WHO TAGGED YOU IS:
1.Kamumalu
2.Kerrie
3.Kent
(All with the letter 'K')

YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
1.Kamumalu
The cutest niece I had in school, the farniest also, sometimes she can be lame like...duh. She
likes to cheer people who are sad,likes to help out also.
2.Kerrie
The cutest property of mine!!!!! She's lovely, funny, helpful and short. Awwhhhh
3.Kent
Likes to camwhore, kacau, funny at alot of times too. Likes to shop, and loves Subcrew
merchandises.

MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU
1.Kamumalu
Wish me on my birthday.
2.Kerrie
Bought me a small little teddy for me.
3.Kent
Cheered me up after getting my disappointing PMR result.

MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
1.Kamumalu
"Daaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!" on my birthday.
2.Kerrie
"As long as you give your love to me, I'm already happy" on Valentine's Day.
3.Kent
"What the heck* is going on?!"

*word was changed due to foul language

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER:
1.Kamumalu

I would go "DAAARRGGGHHHHH!!!" over her.

You must me kidding me man!!!

Awhhhh...dun have Kerrie's pic. THAT WOULD BE GREAT (WELL....SHE'S ALREADY MINE!!)

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:
1)Kerrie
2)Hui Xian
3)Shu Teng
4)Yong Shan
5)Kamumalu
6)Joshua Leong
7)Ian
8)Alicia
9)Kent
10)Melissa

WHO IS NUMBER 7 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
How I know....

WHO IS NUMBER 9 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
I really don't know....

IF NUMBER 9 AND NUMBER 1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Nope......it will never ever happen. Number 1 is short, number 9 is tall. Both are very different from each other. Duh....

WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 1 AND NUMBER 5?
How can an aunty and her niece have a secret relationship with each other.....EWWWW!!!!

WHAT IS NUMBER 3 STUDYING?
Studying in school loh........

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NUMBER 6?
A few days ago. Why you so nosey ah??

DOES NUMBER 4 WORK?
Yeah.....she's has her own E-Bay kinda shop working on Blogspot/Blogger.com. Go check it out.

DOES NUMBER 8 HAS ANY COUSINS IN HIS/HER SCHOOL?
How do I know?

WILL YOU WOO NUMBER 8?
Ermm.........moo?

WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 5?
Nope.......my naughty love-to-tag-people-for-lame-reason niece. How can?

DOES NUMBER 2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah....a brother.

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NUMBER 2?
Through MSN.......she added me before I know her. SO jadi my 'kai mui' loh....

IS NUMBER 1 IS THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
*nose bleeding*........what?

I am done........

Another taggie.....damn

Haiz.......this is the dumbest trend in Blogspot or in any other social website.

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions.

1) PS3 or Xbox360?
PS3

2) Rainy days or sunny days? Why?
Rainy days......cuz it cools me down.

3) At what age do you wish to be married?
At the age where I have a very stable job with a good salary and I have a car and a house.

4) If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you'd take and why?
Kerrie, Carlame, and......and...............and.........Alicia. Cuz they make me happy, fun and jolly.

5) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Be rich with everything a guy wants to.

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?
Nope....

7) Who would you marry?
Kerrie Cheah May Foong

8) What/Who are you afraid of losing?
My parents, my friends, my loved ones, my religion, my life

9) When you are in a sad mood, what would you do?
I'll pray for the sad mood of mine to go away.

10) Which type of person do you hate the most?
Arrogant, ignorant, boastful, self-centered, in vein, selfish, e.t.c.

11) If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will you?
Well, no. What goes on goes on. Let it flow.....

12) Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
God.

13) If you choose to be a celebrity or a model, who would it be?
Jay-Z.....owning lots and lots of brands and companies. Def Jam would be nice.

14) Which do you prefer, text or instant messaging?
Instant messaging....free mah.

15) What is your ambition?
Game/ Graphic designer.

16) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
I'll take my love to the last place that we'll be together, have a final dinner with my family,
chat with my best buddies for the last time, go to church for the last time and repent all my
sins.

17) Describe yourself.
I'm a sinner.

18) What is your weakest point?
I'm still a noob at becoming a goalkeeper.

19) If you have a chance to say anything to anyone, what would you say?
To the Arsenal fans....YOU ALL SUCK!!
To the Chelsea fans....WUSSIES!!
To the Liverpool fans...YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE FOR THE NEXT LIFETIME!!!

20) Are you pissed now?
Yes.



There....I'm done.

7 Awesome things I've done in 2007

Awesome......2007 was awesome. I'm serious.....just Manchester United awesome. Godsmack awesome.

There are so many awesome things happened in my life in the year 2007...but I can only choose 7 sahaja.

Here's the list...

1. Went to a smart class and met up with new friends like Joshua Leong, Cheng Foo, Weng Fai, Kien Sim, Justina and many more.

2. Dapat GF lu!!! But thankfully my brother didn't successfully bongkarkan my secret to my parents.....nanti mati lu.

3. Ma...............I got gold and silver medal for handball and volleyball respectively.

4.Moved from Friendster blog to Blogspot. Why? Cuz my name is before Blogspot. Which you prefer..........www.friendster.com/blogs/danielmark or www.maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com? Of course your name first lah.......wakakakakaka. Furthermore, its clearer whenever I post pictures in my blog posts.

5.Meet up face to face with celebrities like Dina and Roger Kwok.

6.Christmas caroling....who doesn't love it?

7.Went through PMR......Got my results. 50/50 lah.

Movies of the year

Spider Man 3

A little bit disappointing lah this movie, but with the introduction of Sandman and Venom, damn nice this movie. The effects in this movie is great, storyline is deeper, secrets was revealed in this movie.

Best Scenes : All the fights.

Quotes in the movie : "It means EVERYTHING!!"


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Magic wasn't as cool as this. But don't get too obsessed in it. Lord Voldermolt is back, one of Harry's closest family member died, Harry's first kiss, introduction of a new headmaster of the school, which causes the whole school of Hogwarts to go rebellious. Acting was ok, lots of talking and magic. Wasn't as exciting as the previous one, but this will do well.

Best Scenes : Harry's kiss, Harry's uncle died, the new headmaster of the school got owned.

Quotes in the movie : none

I Am Legend

One movie not to be missed is this one, "I Am Legend". About the last man on planet earth, with man's best friend, all alone, in America.By day, our main character hunts for food and ammo, by night, he and cute little German Shepard hides in their home, sheltered by steels covering the windows and doors, from the Darkseekers (a mix between a vampire and a zombie plus the quickness if Marion Jones, with steroid). It's just like Resident Evil, only much more better. A scientist found cure for cancer on present year, boasting that it tested on 12800 cancer patients, and all of them have been cured. 3 years later, Robert Neville and his German Shepard was all alone on earth. The whole world was wipe out by the 'cure'. Thanks alot Dr. Alice Krippin for screwing the whole world up, leaving Will Smith and his dog, alone.

All I can say is.........this is one of Will's best movie yet. After playing the role of Mohd. Ali in "Ali", and "Pursuit of Happiness", this will be added as one of the best by him. Gotta give credits to the dog, who later died in the movie. The Darkseekers are so scary, it makes zoombies in Resident Evil series run for safety. A definitely a must watch.

Best Scenes : The flashbacks before the virus happened, Robert Neville hunting the deers in
New York city with his dog in a cool Ford Mustang, Robert finding his dog in a dark
building after his dog was chasing a deer to a abandon building, and finds the
Darkseekers, sets trap on a Darkseeker, he later got trapped by a Darkseeker on
his birthday, Sam (his dog) beginning to die, the part where Robert got pissed and
he rams every single Darkseekers he see, Robert reacts all of the dialogs in
"Shrek", Darkseekers manage to find his house, rams into it, Robert sacrificng his
life and blows up his house with the Darkseekers after passing a cure he founded to another couple of survivors. Oh wait.....the scene where New York is deserted.

Quote in the movie : "I like Shrek."

Movies of the year

Ah......2007 has been a year for movies.......here's the movies I picked that is the best of this year.

1)Transformers : The Movie

Our childhood heroes from Cybertron rolled up and transformed in awesome style. Imagine..................Optimus Prime and co in the coolest possible CGI, kicking Decepticon's ass in our planet Earth, in the USA. With great acting by Megan Fox and Shia Labeouf, and a bunch of great extras like Josh Duhamel, Tyrese and so on, furthermore Optimus Prime's being voiced by Peter Cullen, what more can you ask for? A sequel? 2009 lah....

Best Scenes : Blackout's grand entrance, Sam buying his car, Barricade interrogating Sam about
his Ebay product, Optimus Prime and gang hiding at Sam's house avoiding his
parents, Optimus Prime versus Megatron.

Quote in the movie : Autobots........roll out!!"


Pirates of the Caribbean : At World's End

I didn't watch the first and second movie of the trilogy of Pirates, but never mind, cause the third one makes you understand what the heck is happening while you're watching. Capt. Jack Sparrow is much more funnier. Orlando Bloom and Kiera Kinghtley's acting nearly ruined the whole movie, not until Johnny Depp save it from being a shipwreck. Watch out for a special appearence by Rolling Stone's Keith Richards and Chow Yong Fatt.

Best Scenes : Captain Jack at Davy Jones's locker, the ship going upside down, the great battle
between Capt. Jack and Davy Jones, the scene where William Turner proposes
to Elizabeth in the middle of a fight.

Quote in the movie : Welcome to Singapore.


The Simpson's Movie

It took them nearly 20 years to just make a single Simpson movie, and it's worth it. I can say this movie outrageously funny. All about saving the environment. Guess who screwed it up? Homer Simpson, by dumping a pig silo to Springfield's already 99% highly polluted lake. This causes their city to be locked up, and will be destructed. All the cast are doing a great job by providing top class voice acting.

Best Scenes : Green Day got killed!!!, Bart Simpson skateboards naked, Homer adopts a pig,
Spider Pig, Spider Potter, Grand Theft Walrus, Homer chooses super clue over
jetpack to get to the top of a dome shaped glass covering Springfield, and many
more.

Quotes in the movie : "I will not illegally download this movie."


Oopps....part 2 coming up