Signal Lah You Old Fart!!

Today's jam......frickin' unbelievable. Even though I got my lazy ass off from bed and got out of the house by 7:30 a.m, there will be jam.

Today memang fucking embarassing. I was concentrating on driving and picking up coins from my car's cup holder. I didn't feel them whether are they 20 cents or 10 cents, I just simply take. Then, I thought it was 50 cent, green like at toll I just go.

Then....the kakak shouted at me in a nice way (not the scolding type) and told me I was short of 10 cents. =________=" I was so malu-fied wei. The toll booth attendant had to get out of her booth and come to me just to take 10 cents.

Then a few seconds later....jam. Massive shit jam.

Every 5 minutes, move a few inches. Its that bad kids. From 7:40 a.m until 8:05 a.m I'm still at the after-toll section, chewing mint. The amount of mint chewing gum I took during traffic jam ours can kill all of my sperms already. Tak payah lahir anak untuk keluarga :D

8:45 a.m......just reach Mid Valley. Again, jam. 9:20 a.m, clocked in at Jaya One. The worst record for me. Last week was 8 a.m.

And my computer graphics class starts and 9 a.m, and my lecturer say whoever comes after 9:10 a.m, doors will be locked. =(

But thank God, my lecturer is sooooo kind, he didn't. He had to mark a L for late for me. I was quite pissed at myself.

Today's class, taught about the shape modifying tool and pen tool in Adobe Illustrator. Most of my classmates detest that pen tool.

I missed out on the shape modifying tool, and again, God bless my computer graphics lecturer for taking his time to make sure I catch up.

Class ended at 11:30 a.m. Jared and Levi was like still cursing on the pen tool.

Called Benji to yum cha at Maluri. And I set my personal best, 17 minutes out of PJ Area :D

On the way to Maluri just at the Jalan Cheras highway, there was this stupid driver that really made me wanna swing my pedal lock right towards his window. The driver, in his Proton Iswara Aeroback, was driving in between the lines seperating middle lane and right lane. So I thought maybe he's lost so I just decide to cut him through politely.

Motherfuck!!! He tiba-tiba horn like an aggressive driver. He was tailgating me dangerously, and then he switched to the right lane and tried to get even with me. Traffic was slow, so he took the time and wind down his window, and ask me to do the same.

"Hello woii!! You don't know how to drive ah?!"

"Eh uncle, next time give a bloody signal before deciding which damn lane to go to. You know you're blocking the motorists also right?!"

And that fella started to curse me in Indian language, staring at me.

"Uncle, just because I don't understand what you're saying doesn't mean I don't know that you're cursing me!! Can you please don't hog the fast lane ah?! You're not the only one driving on that lane kay?!"

Off he went off, angrily. When red light, one motorcyclist tapped my window, asking me whether was I alright. I acknowledged him with a smile.

What's with you drivers now? Malaysian weather make you all pretty cocked up huh?

School Guard Can Get Bent

I fucking hate the school guard. I hated that fucka for a whole year. I've been patient with his bloody attitude. If I want to come back to school and pay a visit to see my friends and teachers, MY OWN FUCKING WISH. Because no matter what, you'll still be attached to the school at some ways.

I went back school today to see how was the band and choir doing. Hey, I asked them whether I can come first before I head on inside. And I got the permission.

When I went out of the school with Kyle, the school guard screwed us with some lame insults...

"Eh apalah lu suka balik sini buat kacau?!"

"Eh encik, saya ada hak untuk balik sini tau, datang jumpa cikgu tak boleh ah? Lu tak percaya you boleh tanya guru muzik sekolah. Tadi saya ada jumpa dia."

The guard continues yapping and I gotta give preps to Kyle for pointing the middle finder to him while walking out of the school. SALUTE!!

Fuck man, why our school hire such pathetic guards. I remember our school used to have a good, well mannered, friendly guard....until the school hired a hamsap middle aged Chinese man who preys on girls, an Indian guard who looks like a male but actually a female. Then this bloody typical rude kampung Malay fella who has no respect for students in the school.

One time I think it was during my SPM Bahasa Melayu paper day, we had this 2 hour break, and most of us decided to head down to the usual mamak to have our lunch. I heard that Kah Seng and his friends wanted to go out, the guard challenged them to go against the school orders. So when Kah Seng walked out, the guard slammed the gate and nearly kena Kah Seng's hand. A fight nearly occured between the guard and Kah Seng. And Mr Chew was standing next to the guard. Fine, Mr Chew telling us to go to canteen and makan, we understand. But the guard, bloody bugger, stand like one kind like very very yeng like that, one hand leaning against the wall of the guard house.

Hello, if you don't like me coming back to school once a while, then resign and go hunt for a job whcih you won't need to see me for the rest of your pathetic arrogant life.

And....next time if I park my car at my usual spot, you see me walking into the school compaund. You go out and scratch, I will fucking give you one tight slap. I mean it you bitch!!!

Cahaya Auto a bunch of cocks

After the Tesco trip, dad decided to take me to the nearest car dealer, the one next to Caltex at Taman Segar. I forgot what is the name of the car dealer but I found the salesperson put an ad at Mudah.com.my trying to sell a S Spec Toyota Vios. So here's the pictures from the website.




Millage is 23k+ and the next service change is 30k+. There was a small little dent due to opening the car door and it made contact with the car parked next to it. Mum was asking me why of all colours black?

"So that you don't wanna wash the car issit?" LOL!!!

Anyway the price was RM 75000 after negotiating with the salesperson, RM 73K, but the interest rate is 3.88% :(

Dad told me to go look around at other car dealers and who knows we might get cheaper price. For those who know where I stay, Cahaya Autos is located just behind my house, so why not go there and check? I mean, I'm sure they are good because they always advertise at Motor Trader with 2 pages (bad idea to think like that)

So I walked all the way to Cahaya Autos, part of the YB Group which is one of Malaysia's largest import and local car dealers in Malaysia. They have a few branches around Malaysia.

Now what I'm about to reveal to you about the true colours of Cahaya Autos, Cheras may shock you all.

I walked into their lot, and to my surprise, non of the salesperson care to layan me. Damn it, just because I wear shorts and slippers doesn't mean you can judge a person's attire whether he customer of a foreign worker (yes, I was mistaken as a foreigner by a policemen while walking back from Leisure Mall a few months ago. No joke.) Bugger, just because I look like a blur blur small boy doesn't mean I am not your future customer for God's sake.

So anyway, I walked to the nearest worker, a Chinese middle-aged looking man. I spoke to him in English (Yes, I do that because I expect a car salesperson to know at least how to communicate bilingually or more than 2 languages to add to his/her advantages), facka don't understand a word I am saying.

Me : Erm, excuse me is that Toyota Vios S Spec parked outside for sell?
Worker : Hah?
Me : Is that car, Toyota Vios, parked outside for sale?
Worker : *yells at another salesperson, a young man to attend to me*

You arse, next time just tell me nicely to attend to that salesperson since you don't understand ENGLISH.

Me : Excuse me, do you speak English or Mandarin?
Young Salesperson : Both also no problem.
Me : Ok (thank goodness!!) I would like to enquire about the Toyota Vios, the black one S Spec parked outside, you guys selling it right?
Young Salesperson : Yes yes yes we're selling it, hold on a second. *calls another bloke to attend to me*

What you bloody sod?! You think I wasting your time issit?

A Malay salesperson attended to me and took me to view the car. He introduced himself, named Zaki

Me : What year is this?
Zaki : Oh this one 2007.

o.O?! 2007? I don't remember Toyota Malaysia comming out a S Spec for Vios in 2007

Me : Ok......how much is it?
Zaki : RM 69,000

O.o?! RM 69,000 you must be kidding me, unless this car got accident before.

Then out of the sudden, Zaki asked me whether I wanna look at the other Vios models. And before I can give my answer, he took me for tiring leg-torturing tour.

He introduced me to a 2006 green Vios with rims. I told you, I'm only interested in that S Spec Vios. He then showed me a grey 2004 E Spec Vios. I told you, I'm only interested in that S Spec Vios. Then we both continued walking. Halfway walking he walked into his office and took a document without informing me. Gosh I would feel like an idiot if I continue walking like a blur case. At least I get to look around the cars that were available in the lot. A few Aston Martins, a Maserati, a few Porches, a few John Cooper Minis and quite alot of Beemers and Mercs. And alot of Protons lying around dying to get a owner. I saw this ugly looking Proton Gen 2, rear lights with the owner trying so hard to change it to look like the current Lancer rear lights. Stickers with a Mitsubishi word on it. Identity crisis lah this car owner.

Anyway, after Zaki took the documents, we then walked all the way back to the car that I wanted to enquire. There was something fishy with that Vios.

1) Millage is 59k+ but the service sticker (the one pasted on your front windscreen top right corner) stated next change is 58K+. Hmmm....
2) Car was so dirty. Well, not dirty dirty, just that there were mud stains on the bumper and some sand stuck too. I managed to clean it off.
3) I asked Zaki about the millage and why is it exceeding the supposed millage change, he told me he'll settle for me and put a new sticker. Hello?! One of the most important aspect in maintaining the car in good condition is to check the millage. You want my engine to break down in the middle of the road while driving ah?

Salesperson got all the car information wrong. The car was year 2008, and he told me it was 2007. He then corrected saying its 2008. He told me earlier the price was RM 69K, he then told me it was RM78K.

RM78K!!! Diu, I buy J Spec and mod still cheaper than the E Spec.

He called his boss, after discussing. RM 77k. =.=" He then offer me a free paint job, a new one and a rear skirt. Erm, hello, the skirt is already installed! Paint job? It takes a week to do it. You mean cleaning is it?

After talking, he then gave out his name card and I told him I'm think about it. I walked home, having the feeling like I was ripped off.

Zaki, please get your facts right next time because customers like me will have a bad impression on you. Cahaya Autos, within just 15 minutes of my visit to your location, I can see alot of flaws, plenty of them. Salesperson being cocky and arrogant, not able to communicate well with the customers and also getting car facts wrong.

And one more thing, just because I small boy wearing casually and with slippers doesn't mean I don't look like a customer to you. You motherfucks, don't judge a book by its cover. Just because I'm still new into getting 2nd hand cars doesn't mean you get to push me around. You should be thankful that I didn't yell at you and asking who is suppose to be the salesperson attending me!!

Conclusion, Cahaya Auto is one screwed up car dealer to deal with. I advise you all who's reading this, tell any of your friends who intend to get a used car, do not give business to Cahaya Autos.

Screwing Each Other

Ok, I know most of you all saw what happened between me and Mr.Chew this morning, and here's the real story behind it.

I woke up early, had breakfast, changed, packed my bag and drove to school today. Thought of having a short nap in the car before heading in to the school compound. Hey, which page of the rulebook says I can't do this?

After resting for a few minutes, I decided to head into the school compound. Usually I would go into the school compound through the main gate. But when I was heading to the main gate, the guard told me to use the bus stop gate. Hmmmm.....

Until when I got to the bus stop I saw quite a number of prefects spotchecking the students. So I walked pass them calmly, but Mr. Chew told me to wait aside first.

Fine, I waited there as more and more students were caught, especially the girls because of not clipping their hair.

After waiting for quite some time, I was worried that I'll be late for assembly. So Mr. Chew told the prefects to go back into assembly ground. He asked me why I was still waiting there, I told him that he asked me to wait aside.

Rupa-rupanya, I fold up my sleeve. Damn it, you could have told me earlier and I wouldn't waste my time waiting for ya.

I sat down, long sleeved buttoned already. Since today is Thursday and my class is on duty to clean up the assembly ground. Then, my old habit kicked in again, decided to fold up my sleeve.

Just when I'm done picking up rubbish and heading to class, Mr. Chew stop me again. This time he's already damn pissed. So here's what happened between him and me.

Mr.Chew : "Why you want to fold up your sleeve?!! Kan I told you this morning to pull down your sleeve right?!! You are a prefect!!! Must take care of image!!! Why you want to fold your sleeve up?"

Me : "But school rulebook says that students can fold up their sleeve lah, never read the book ah?"

Mr.Chew : 'You want to apply letter to wear short sleeve or not?!! Can no problem!!"

Me : " (gives him the stare) "

(Both of us went to see Pn. Chin)

Mr. Chew : "Nah Pn. Chin, see your own prefect, sleeve also want to fold up?! What is this lah?!"

Me : "I told you before, the rulebook says so lah. If I follow means I'm abiding with the rules!"

Mr. Chew : "You ini jangan biadab kepada saya ya?! You pengawas tau?! Pengawas macam ini ah?! He say he don't want to wear long sleeve."

*pause*

Dear readers, the following conversation above is true and accurate and was never modified/changed. Now, flashback people. Now did I say that I DO NOT WANT TO WEAR LONG SLEEVE?

Look guys, girls. I only fold my sleeve after an important meeting, event, program with the VIPs and respected people and during recess and in class. Now could you imagine me folding up the coat's sleeve in school. It will make me look dumb rite? Honestly, which idiot would do that? I know the Jonas Brothers did it : )

Ok, back to where I left....

Me : "No I didn't say!!"

I sometimes feel so sorry for Pn. Chin to be part of this messy shit. And to be honest, I would like to take a time to apologize to Pn. Chin for Mr. Chew scolding me infront of her. I know she's embarrassed, but bear in mind that I didn't cause trouble/commotion this morning. Its Mr.Chew that wanted to. Find, if he really wants to lecture me in a shameful way, I do not mind being lectured personally and not in front of the students.

Pn. Chin just kept quiet, and was looking at me. No, she didn't give me that 'You're gonna get it from me soon' look, her face expression alone told me to stay calm and keep myself together.

You know, getting your first ticket and having your next morning bad is so not a good thing to happen. C'mon, who wants their mornings to be shit?

One thing I really forgot to do is to take out my transparent stud out of my left ear. Yikes, Mr.Chew saw it, scolded me for that. Pn. Chin looked at me. I know, that's my fault Pn. Chin, sorry for that.

Mr Chew : "You pengawas, why want to have a stick on your ear?"

You know, sometimes if you wanna do something, you do it. No other reason. Sometimes you no need reason to do things. Haha, confusing rite? Mr. Chew, I want to pierce my ears, let me be lah. Its not like its gonna affect your monthly salary or your eyesight lah. Don't worry, RM 3000 for walking around and pissing people off is a good pay : D

Like having Pn. Chin involved in this wasn't enough, he dragged Pn. Tan into this pile of mess.

Pn. Tan stood next to me, pulled me by the arm and ask me to go to the office. Yes, I was surprised by her action. I thought she's gonna lecture me but she told me to go to the office.

Pn. Tan : "Mr. Chew, please go to the office and settle this. Don't embarrass him in front of the students..."

Mr. Chew : "No, I talked to him very nicely already. He himself make me like this only."

In my mind I was thinking....."What the heck man? I didn't ask you to come and lecture me and create a scene here ok?!! You talk to me nicely ah?!! YOU HYPOCRITE!! I wasn't the one yelling at such a tone. Do teachers do that?!! Heck, I even think that Pn. Pengetua has a more softer tone than you.

Ok, Pn. Tan told me to go to the office, then I decided to walk away. While heading towards the office, Mr. Chew yelled at me...." Oii BOY!!! COME BACK HERE!!!"

I swear on Mac's tiny grave, I was already so fucking pissed. I walked back to Mr. Chew, he say I biadab, he say I no manners, he say I no respect for him. He say I kurang ajar, he say I jatuhkan imej pengawas.

Hello? Look who's talking......

If any of you want to argue with him, make sure you're in the right, not the wrong. If you're in the wrong and you argue with him, you're stupid. If you're in the right and abiding the school rules but he want to cari pasal with you, go ahead and argue. Mind you that teachers will not blindly side him against you.

From the look of Pn. Tan's face, I knew she couldn't bear seeing me being embarassed helplessly by Mr.Chew. She was trying to help me by solving this in the office but not in front of the students.

So, Pn. Tan had it with Mr.Chew, and told us to go to her office. I just walk away from the 3 teachers and the students pissed, angry, screwed but at the same time, I feel like I have the guts to speak out on behalf of the student and prefect body towards Mr.Chew. I mean, how many of you all, say want to scold him, but ended up doing nothing? Mind you I kept my word, I type it, I honour it.

Went to the office, Pn. Chin then came in later. Mr. Chew and Pn. Chin kinda have a heated debate on the sleeve topic.

Pn. Chin : "Mr Chew, my prefects themselves showed me the rulebook and say that can fold their sleeve *points the rule in the book*."

Mr. Chew : "Yes, but that is only applied to the students only."

Erm, hello? So you mean that prefects no need to abide that lone rule. If don't want to follow one rule, better don't follow the rest right? Common sense damn it!!!

Mr. Chew : "See ah, I catch this prefect so many times, especially the hair long, right?"

Me : " No."

Mr. Chew : "No?! Dare you to say no again."

Me : "No, you didn't."

Pn. Chin : "Daniel, tell me. Did he catch you alot of times?"

Me : "No, I'm telling the truth."

Mr. Chew then asked me to go out of the office and seat outside.

Then, he called me back in. Had a discussion, which I can't type it here. What happens inside, stays inside.

We had to shake hands. Pn. Chin knows I didn't wanna shake hands with him at all, she knows I'm pissed that he had to shame me in front of the students which was disrespectful. But I had to, and I had to smile...which is so hard.

That's my story

Can't take your shit anymore you douche!!!

Congrats to the new prefect board for the 2009/2010 session. We seniors (Matthew, Angeline, Kyle, Gan Yang, Darshini, Sri Ayu, Azila, Thiam Jun, Sammy, Guo Chong, Man Li, Yi Vonn, Vivia Ong, Sze Mei, Edwin, Sasi, Sabrina, Manpreet and me) can 'retire' peacefully finally!!!

Ok, rehearsal on Friday was funny. Matthew, don't blame us Chinese people for having Chinese names that you can't pronounce. Blame yourself for being a little 'toned down'.

Ok, for those of you who know me well, I have a habit of folding up my sleeves during off duty. Yes I do that because I don't like to wear long sleeve shirt but I have to abide with the school rules.

While practicing, Mr. Chew came to us seniors while we're standing at our positioned place. He came, sounded me with this...

"Why you short sleeve?! You want long or short sleeve?! You are a prefect, fold down now!"

My mood went from cheerful to being downright pissed. First of all Mr. Chew, its just a rehearsal, and we seniors know Monday is an important day and we will be presentable infront of the school students with full attire (coat and tie). Is it wrong for us senior prefects to let loose a little? Its now like we have our shirts untuck, pants sagging, tie too loosen up and so.

Oh yeah, you find me a short sleeve secondary prefect shirt, then only you talk.

I really can't take anymore of Mr.Chew's crap. Can't!!! And I know more than 90% of my blog readers dislike that lecturer. Save your lectures for juveniles.

And I promise, one more time if I have to hear Mr.Chew lecture me with small silly matters, I will release my stress on him. I mean it. What? You think prefects no pressure ah?

Windows Live Messenger being a bitch to me

I'm seriously pissed at Windows Live Messenger. Trust me, more pissed than being pissed at C.Ronaldo for being a wussy in Manchester United. More pissed than being mad at Berbatov for being so lazy.

Sometimes my Windows Live Messenger can be like a bitch having mood swings. Sometimes she disconnects me for fun, then reconnects me. Then repeat step 1 and 2.

Ok, for instance. I send Kyle a message, Kyle replies me. But........I won't be able to receive his replying message.

And in the middle of an important chat, I get disconnected. And reconnected back again.

I reinstalled Windows Live Messenger 7 times already, I'm getting tired of going through the same fucking process all over for 7 times. It ain't fun at all you know!!! So frustrating, I feel like crying at one corner.

Another bad day...

To those who stayed back a little longer after school today, y'all would see me exchanging some words with a parent. Yeah, kinda argued with a father of a theft.

You know Raven? 3J? Indian dude, innocent looking. Don't let his looks fool you guys, he's the one been stealing stuffs in school. Popular membership cards, wallet, money, a handphone, even a MayBank card. A Maybank Card!!! And guess what he told to the headmistress? He said that the card is given by his uncle to give him access for money.

Look, would your uncle be smart enough to give you a bank card, and let you access to his account and take how much money you want? A beggar would be laughing his head off right now man!!

Ok, here's how the story goes. Darshini and I had to stay back after school last week to look for debate points. Then, Cik Adlina received a call from the headmistress, saying that a student had thrown some books from the top floor, and damaged the school fountain at ground floor.

After hearing this, Darshini and I decided to patrol around the school blocks. When we got out of the library, we saw Raven. He was like trying to hide at the outside of the choir room. Then moment he saw us, he start to walk fast. That time I was curious what was he doing there in the first place, so I ran up to the choir room as fast as possible. He saw me, he began to ran too. So, I had to chase him from choir room to the science lab.

He then slowed down, and told me that 2 form 4 Chinese students were after him. That's weird, there isn't any morning session students around in school at 4 p.m.

I escorted him out of the science lab block, bumped into Darshini. Darshini began suspecting Raven too. Then while walking downstairs, he said he left his bag upstairs. I didn't let him off, and made sure he followed us when we patrol the area.

That's weird, the last time I saw his bag on that day was at the small hut outside the canteen.

Pn Yen saw us, I requested her to bring Raven to the office.

So after that, Darshini and I waited for Pn Yen and Raven to go off. We then discussed whether is it a possibility that maybe Raven was the one throwing the books and destroyed the school fountain.

We went to see the headmistress. Told her what we thought of Raven, and the headmistress also believed us. Because on that week, Pn. Tan caught Raven stealing from someone's bag at the canteen.

Both of us (Darshini and me) suspected Raven.

Hmmmm.....Raven could have stole my blazer?

Ok, so today morning, Gan Yang told me that headmistress wants to see me and Darshini as soon as possible. Darshini and I went to see her in the office, and we gave out our testimonies about the incident. Pn. Halimah (headmistress) showed us what was found in Raven's bag. A notebook which belongs to Lim Weng Hooi, alot of Popular Bookstore cards, a Maybank Card (which later is confirmed that it belonged to Lim Weng Hooi). Headmistress told me that Raven told her that the bank card was given by the uncle to withdraw money for him. And there's also a Sony Ericsson C902 handphone. There is no way that it belongs to Raven. Pn. Tan checked the handphone, it contains Chinese songs, and pictures of the owner.

One thing that shocks me is that, there was a butcher knife in his bag, along with a pair of rubber gloves. A butcher knife?!! Damn right. Pn Halimah was so shocked, she couldn't sleep at night because of that.

"What happened to our students now?"

You know, if Raven was having the knife with him when I chased him, he could have hide and one place, wait for me to appear, and strike me. Thank God it didn't happen.

I was curious, why on earth is Weng Hooi's small notebook, which contains telephone numbers of friends and family would be with Raven?

So I went to see Weng Hooi, I told him about it. He then told me that he lost his wallet a few weeks ago. Hmm....then I told him that headmistress even found a bank card. Weng Hooi told me that his wallet contains a bank card.

So after recess, Weng Hooi, Kyle and me decided to see headmistress about it. Headmistress then asked Weng Hooi to say the first 4 numbers of the bank card, he did and it matched. Raven lied.

Now, after meeting with headmistress, Weng Hooi asked me and Kyle to see Raven. Weng Hooi was furious, questioned him about the card. And Raven even had the guts to continue denying and still saying that the card belongs to his uncle and so. Bullshit.

Weng Hooi was so mad, he decided to call his parents and asked Raven to call his dad to see him. Kyle asked Victor to keep an eye on him.

After school, Weng Hooi, Yik Yau and gang went to find Raven. He was at the school workshop class. Slowly taking his own sweet time talking to Pn. Rohayah, he's trying to stall time. We followed Raven to call his dad.

When his dad came, we followed him to the car. Raven's father was inside the car, with the car engine on. Kyle and I worried that both of them would escape, so we decided to stand at the back of the car. Weng Hooi's mum was staring at the father and son. I knew that Raven bastard would twist the story, and damn right he did.

He told his dad that prefects were the one who brought his school bag and checked it.
No, that is false. Darshini and I didn't bring his bag to the headmistress. And headmistress was the one who emptied his bag, not me and Darshini.

He began telling Weng Hooi that the phone is his. Then the father interrupted us saying that he has proof that he bought the phone with the son.
Hello, would an Indian listen to typical Chinese song, and have pictures of a Chinese girl. Even Pn. Tan talked to the owner of the phone, and recognized the owner herself.

This is where Raven's father and me began exchanging words.

Raven's father : Boy, you say prefects were the one who checked his bag?!
Me : No, who told you that?! The headmistress personally checked his bag!

Now, he was giving me that look that he wanted to give me one nice slap.

While walking to the office, he repeated claiming that prefects were the one checked on his son's bag. He pointed at me while saying it. Students around me were curious at what was happening. I couldn't take it any longer, I just increase the tone of my voice.

Me : I wasn't the one who checked your son's bag. The headmistress was the one who checked!!!

I was already this close of giving Raven's dad hell.

Weng Hooi was giving him hell alright.

Weng Hooi : Eh, your son bring butcher knife lah, you like this also don't care ah?!

I then called Darshini to be my witness, that I or any other prefect didn't and never touch Raven's bag. Darshini explained to Raven's dad. Raven then began trying to talk crap again.

I don't know how is this gonna be settled, Raven is my main suspect for stealing my blazer. If he sold it to get money, I'm so gonna give him hell!!! Mark my words Raven, you theft.

Ok, like arguing with a parent wasn't bad enough, the form ones, especially the junior prefects, are so good, that even students eat in the hall, they deicde not to take action

Gan Yang, Kyle and me gave lecture to all of the prefects. Then Kyle caught a student showing a middle finger to a junior prefect, I gave him a piece of my mind.

A peralihan student cursed a form 2 prefect, Gan Yang, Kyle and me gave him a piece of my mind.

Please lah form one juniors, anyone of ya'll who is now reading my blog. Please, tolonglah, do your duty lah!! You think Gan Yang, Kyle and I like to scold you all meh. We don't like it. When there is fun time, you can joke, laugh and chat with us. But when it comes to duty time, please don't take full advantage of our kindness. We don't like it.

Gan Yang gave them 50 lines to write.
Saya akan memastikan tapak perhimpunan senyap sepanjang masa perhimpunan.

Don't complain, 50 is already an easy task. Look what the morning session had last year for not keeping the assembly quiet, 250 lines.

Sigh.......another bad day in school. Will see what happens tomorrow.

I'm pissed

Cultural Night that day, before the whole event started, Amirul asked me to bring the pendrive with the works in it and pass it to him.

I went back home to rest while they were still decorating the hall.

So today was Amirul's resignation day, our company's new C.E.O was Jit Chern. That time out of the sudden I remembered my pendrive. So I asked Amirul about it, he said its with Cheng Heng.

Today online, Cheng Heng added me. Asked him about it, he said its not with him.

Ok, I was pissed when both of them said that my pendrive was not around with them.

Great, all my personal data, pictures, videos, e.t.c all gone to nowhere.

Great job people, you guys just f*beep* -ed me up.

Cultural Evening

Amirul last minute asked me to do a report on the Thumbelina doll sales. Shit, why do I have to do shitty work when I am sick?



Yeah....shitty report need to be done.

So, yesterday's Cultural Evening was really really screwed up. I tell you why, let's go step by step.

At 11 a.m, I had to be at school to help out on preparing the decorations, bringing in plastic chairs, finishing the name tag works and so on.

I was really really sick.


All work no fun, nah. Manpreet entertained us with his dance.



Kyle and Amirul and Hao Yang managed to clean the boy's toilet at the backstage just for the event.

They did a great job.


The plastic chairs.


EYE members at work.


The decorations.


Cheng Heng brought his basketball for us to play.

If you can't differenciate a basketball and football. This is what happens.

Basketball = Use hand
Fooball = Use foot

Kyle's theory = Basketball = kick with slippers

Equals to toe nail injury.

Ok, ya'll should know that if you have cough sickness, flu will come along too. So does phlegm. I was trying to spit out my phlegm into the nearby school drain. Guess where it landed?

This is gross.......

My middle finger.


EEEEEE YEEEWWWWW!!!

At 3 something in the afternoon, Tom's dad took the trouble to fetch me back home. I was having one-sided headache. I think it was due to the heatiness in school. Next time should really really take care of my health.

At home, mum made me Chrysanthemum tea. That drink really cools me down alot. Had to take medication pills.


I couldn't sleep because of that one-sided headache of mine. Nevermind about that, what worries me is about tonight's event. I was worried that Cultural Evening won't go smoothly like everyone had in mind. I remembered Tze Tze telling me that former schoolmates and outsiders including brothers and sisters can go.

Since when?

4:30 p.m, was raining heavily. Took a nice cold shower and changed to formal wear. Worrying about how the even goes is still on my mind.

Reach at school at 5 :45 p.m. The event was about to start. With the crew member's tags ready, I and Manpreet had to handle them to all of the EYE members. Security was smoothly handled at the moment when I reached at school. Ian, Yu Kin, Jit Chern were guarding the gate and making sure no outsiders can come it.

I told Jit Chern whether former schoolmates can come. He thought I was bullshitting. Oh boy...
Hao Yang's father were helping out on the security. Thank you uncle.

There was this guy named Thomas, who seems to be an outsider (He's from Seri Bintang school). Tze Tze managed to get him in by asking Tzhong Shen to act as Thomas's 'brother'. Ian and I knew, we were in deep shit already.

Didn't I mentioned that Manpreet and I were 'Event Managers' for the event. So if anything happens, both of us will be screwed by Cik Chan before scolding the rest.

I didn't had much pictures for yesterday's event. There were only a few.





Mai Sabrina was the hostess of the evening.


Amirul and Kyle were 'VIP's of the evening.


The Chinese dance.

There was trouble at the main gate of the school. Eng Joo and Leslie were outside begging our security to go in. They had bought the tickets. Tze Tze wanted them to go in, but we refused to let them it. Ian explained to Tze Tze about our situation. She said she can take responsibility.

HELLO?!

Firstly, she had the guts to tell me that the person who sold the ticket to her says that former school mates and outsiders can come. But, we didn't said so. That was a false claim and we continued to stick to the 'No Outsiders' policy. Cik Chan begged them to go away, go somewhere else, but Eng Joo and Leslie refused. Its like the word 'NO' doesn't exist in their mind. Look up to the dictionary.

I asked them nicely to go to Aladdin to play, Leslie complained that it is far.

Daniel : "Aiyo Eng Joo, Leslie. Please don't make my job hard for tonight. Why don't you all walk to Aladdin there and play computer games first?"

Leslie : "Wah, that far?"

Daniel : "You can complained that is far ah? I can even walk from school back to my home and not complaining that it is far, then what about you?'

Leslie : "You different than me mah..."

Ian : "If Daniel can do it, why can't you?"

Leslie : "Cuz' we're different, you know?"

No I don't know Leslie, I don't know that walking such a short distance to a cybercafe is far.

Like I had not enough problems, Tze Tze protested that if we don't allow them in, she won't perform. Fine, then don't. Begging to us doesn't work, so Eng Joo and Leslie decided to beg Cik Chan tolet them in.

Eng Joo : "Teacher ah, I have been in this school for so long, can't I at least go in. Just me and Leslie only?"

Cik Chan : " Cannot lah, government say we cannot allow outsiders in after approving this project. It's not that I don't want to let you all in. Encik Abdul Aziz is inside there, he could recognize the two of you."

Fair enough. More and more outsiders were denied in to the school.

Then, another problem came to us again. Nicholas and his 'band' came.

Daniel : "Wassup Nick. Look, I'm sorry but I can't let outsiders in bro. Part of the policy."

Joshua Prasad was with him and his 'band'.

Then, Nick's brother came to me, the school's main gate was separating us.

Nick's bro : "Eh, you event organizer right? How can you not know who are we?"

Daniel : "I'm sorry, but I really don't know who you are. It's just that I cannot let outsiders in."

Nick's bro : "You are the event organizers right? Then let us in lah."

Eh, bitch, how the heck do I know who are you?

Then one of the started smoking and said....

"How can they not know who were are? You know who were are anot?"

Eng Joo and Leslie were stunned.

Nick's bro started to dislike me already, like I didn't, Ian felt like punching them in the face. He then stated...

"I don't like people talking to my brother (Nick) like that."

Erm, hello? What the fuck did I said to your brother. Do you want me to clean your damn ears so that next time you can hear me clearly. Just because you're part of a rap group doesn't mean you can boss people like me and my friends around and act big. You have no respect for students like me, so why should I bother respecting you and your band mates. Call yourself rappers, y'all just a bunch of un-educated people who raps about the same old thing that is been playing on the radio. Girls, booze, money, cars, not to mention sex.

Raj then came to me, confirmed with me that they were performing.

Its not my problem that I don't know that your performing on stage tonight. Because
1)I never seen you all before
2)I never heard you all before
3)I never see you all perform before
4)You all never came for rehearsal before
5)I thought out performers are not allowed?

They puffed their cigarette smoke infront of my face. Great, guess my cough will be still around for a few more days.

News that outsiders managed to sneak into the hall from the back. I and Manpreet then rushed to patrol the back ball. We both saw Ming King in his car with his friends, slowly cruising. They saw us, we stare back. They then drove off. They better not be comming in.

"Rusty Grills", that's the name of that rap group. I wonder how they performed. I hope everyone boo them off the stage.

Halfway rapping, their mics were cut off. The students started to clap. But Nick's brother was like
"Hold on hold on, we ain't finish yet. We ain't finished yet."

You are on the brink on getting finished.

They complained that the PA system was not functioning well. In my mind, I would say the shit in their pants and forgotten the lyrics, and turned off their mics to have space to breathe in again.

For the past 10 minutes, all I hear was 'Mic check one two three' over and over again. If that's what you all were rapping about, we got your point already mic testers. Jay Z or Timbaland should hire y'all.

From the look of the students, they weren't enjoying a single bit. I saw Luke (Nick's younger brother) standing outside of the hall. He was kicked out by Rusty Grills to perform today. I really feel sorry for Luke though. I and Manpreet advised him to go solo, better than rusting in Rusty Grils.

By the way, of all names, why Rusty Grills? Predicted that you'll rust to dust huh?

Noticed that the school's fencing was cut open. Great job outsiders, EYE team is fucked.

Went back to the main get to check whether is everything going ok. Cik Chan pulled out Thomas and asked him to leave school. Shit, she noticed that there were outsiders in already. Cik Chan then scolded us for letting them in.

Eu Jun was the one who escorted him out, so I ask where is Tze Tze, so that I can give her a piece of my mind.

Tze Tze : "Hello, what happened?"

Daniel : " *claps hand* Good, next time you should invite Thomas again so that I and my team can get scolding from Cik Chan, you happy?"

Tze Tze : "Sorry loh..."

Somemore say that you will take respnsibility.

Went back to the hall, saw Mr Chee and Hao Yang's father confronting Ah Doi and an outisider again. Ah Doi claimed that it is his brother. Hao Yang's father then escorted the outsider out of the school.

Manpreet and I then had a small brief meeting with Kyle and Amirul at the assembly ground.

Manpreet : " *points at Hao Yang's father escorting an outsider out of school* Look at this, you all should thank God that Hao Yang's father is helping us out. If not, we'll be in deep shit."

Daniel : "Who allowed those rap performers to come? They just scolded me because I didn't wanted to let them in."

Kyle : "I heard Santosh invited them."

Daniel : "Well then, I guess he shot himself on the foot. Those idiots still performing?"

Amirul : "Yes, they are still performing and I think some PIBG members that were inside didn't like the way then perform."

Kyle : "They are like acting all big on the stage, monkeying around. There are now taking alot of stage time. Suppose to be Anita's drama now, but after 20 minutes later, still talking shit on the stage!!"

Daniel : "Diu, can we shoo them off the stage?"

Manpreet : "Look guys, now we are in serious trouble ok. I think that Abdul Aziz will shoot us for inviting those monkeys, wasting their time, bore the students and taking control over the show. This is suppose to be Cultural Night, not another "8 Mile" set. I surrender lah, me and Daniel really don't know that they are performing. Serious."

Went back to the hall, they were still crapping on stage. Not surprised that Kent and his buddies don't like their show.

Kent : "Eh, Daniel, what the fuck are they doing on stage?"

Daniel : "You think I want to let them in to perform ah? One of those fuckers scolded me because I didn't know that they were performing."

Kent : "You ok? Chill lah...relax."

Daniel : " I wish, I'm having one-sided headache now. Try to enjoy the show. Oh yeah, just now Cik Chan scolded me and my EYE team for bringing this Thomas guy. You know him?"

Kent : "Nope, wah in deep shit loh you all?"

Daniel : "Yup, and Ming King was driving around the school area. Can you do me a favour?Call him to go away."

Kent : "Ok."

Daniel : "Try to enjoy the show."

There were students walking in and out like its none of their business. I actually wanted to shout to them to get back inside the school hall. I went to the back hall, trying to calm myself down, but I don't know why I brokedown emotionally. I shouldn't complain because Santosh is more pressured than me. It's his event, and its being screwed up now.

Rusty Grills were rusting the event. And I don't like it, so does Kyle. He wanted to storm to the stage and ask them to leave, Amirul managed to cool him down. Those idiots were treating the show like a talk show.

No, I don't want any Oprah wanabies right now. Do what you gotta do, rap and go away. For half and hour, the students have to suffer through Rusty Grills rusty, ametuer, lacksture performance.

Finally, Rusty Grills rusted to dust. After finish performing, they thought they could still hang around and create more problems for us. Mr Chee had ordered us to give those outside performers a time limit until 6 :45 p.m to leave school.

They were still in school after 6 :45 p.m. We kindly asked them to leave, they finally did. Well, they went out of school, started to dance on top of their Kembara like monkeys. Solomon then joined them and started to laugh with them. Jit Chern and Kyle then strictly asked them to leave immidiately.

Cik Chan scolded us again for that. Cheng Heng was worried that those Indians would call their gangs to come and start fight.

Soon, the event started to run smoothly. The drama managed to lighten up the mood. Then there was Ronald, Melissa and Kuan Yoke singing on stage. I don't know what song they sang, but it was way better than what Rusty Grills have to offer. Then, the Malays had their own performance, shuffle.

Maxwell, he was first to perform solo. Crowd started to cheerr for him, but he got nervous. Chill man, performing in front of such a large crowd ain't easy. At least he got balls to do it solo. Then, switch song, Maxwell and gang then only really started to shuffle well.

Well done, better than Rusty Grills.

Then, it was the last and most anticipated performance. Khairi's dance with Seet and Harvey. They used the remix version of Timbaland's "Bounce" featuring Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott (Which was miles better than Rusty Grill's songs.). I got the video of it, if anybody wants it, message me at my chatbox.

There were a few shows I missed due to my duties. The Merdeka dance, the 80's dance, drama and thank God I missed Rusty Grill's show. Don't buy their CDs. I don't even wanna see their YouTube video.

After the event finished, everyone said their goodbyes and wished each other Happy Holidays. One week of rest, thank you God.

Helped Santosh to keep back the chairs. The EYE members cleaned up the hall in good condition. I have to thank Wilfred and Hafizi for helping out on the sound system. Without their help, the event wouldn't go well.

Santosh invited me to follow him and his gang for mamak. I turned down the offer.

Melissa's mum fetched me and Kerrie to Lesuire Mall. We both ate at Wong Kok. Bumped into Joshua Leong and his buddies. Cheng Heng and Tom was there too. Since I'm having sore throat, I didn't ate any fried food. Had baked spagetti with Twin Sauce and Ice Lemon Tea. Opps....iced lemon tea?

Went back home, told my parents about the event. They were glad that I was alright after my confrontation with those so-called rappers. As long I came back safe.

If you were to ask me to rate the event 1 to 10 , I would say 5.5. It could have been better. It could have been worst.

Rate Rusty Girls....opps...Rusty Grills performance, fine, kesian you all. 3/10.

Why waste my time?

Today after assembly, Tai Wei Shan wanted to see all of the prefects. Assembly wasn't even close to quiet.

So, as usual, got lectured by Mr. Chee. Ok, Mr. Chee is good enough to lecture us, but as Mr Chew masuk campur, it got even worse.

Today was also Form 3's last day of their trials. Lecturing started at 8 a.m. Mr. Chee wasn't happy with our prefect's appearence, especially the hair. My hair was long enough to be so obvious. Wanted to keep my hair long until the last day of the holiday. So, Mr. Chee asked me to cut my hair today, which I did.

Then, Mr. Chew caught Fan Guo Chong and Liew San Min because of their hair. Lectured all of the prefects again. Wanted to cut their hair, but let Mr. Chee decide. Mr. Chee kindly gave them a day's time to cut it. Thank you very much.

Wan Zhuin was doing revision for her History subject. From the look of her face, she was more worry than any of the prefect's appearence. Mr. Chew caught her, lectured her in front of us, say she was rude to him.

Rude to you? Hello, I don't know about you, but when a prefect or a student have 30 minutes to go before exam started, I guess he/she will take out a book and study for the last time for the day. Better than talking to each other huh?

Oh, like kena lecturing wasn't bad anough, he took his own sweet time to lecture us. 8 40 a.m, still wanna crap in front of us. Pavetra, Kiru's sister, raised her hand up and asked Mr. Chew to let the Form 3 prefects to go.

Guess what? Mr. Chew lectured her in front of us for being rude. I then voiced out...
"Mr. Chew please let them go lah!!! They got exams!!! Lecture them another time."

No, he don't wanna listen.

Oh great, asking you to not waste time and let them go back to their class for their exams was a bad idea? Oh puhlezzz....

Until 8:45 a.m, Tai Wei Shan lectured us and finally let us go. Solomon was very very pissed.

Slow Mo Internet

To proof that this few day's internet is so screwed up until I ultra tulaned....I got some pics to prove it.


On 28th of July, this is my fifth attempt to sign in to Windows Live Messenger. Jethro (Jit Chern) told me its Window's problem, not TM NET. I don't care lah, still like shitty one.


What about the Internet. Fu-Yoh, promised unlimited broadband and 'fast' (note : slow) speed. This is what I get for applying Streamyx's RM88 a month plan.....blank on YouTube, Blogger and Gamespot.


Usually I'll get myself LOL with Rojak's blog. Well, because of my situation, after 4 minutes, still the same. Even after reloading...


Ok, I restart my modem, at least Gamespot.com loads pretty fast. The others is slow.


And finally Java updated my Java application, and with God's golden touch, I finally managed to sign in to Window's Live.

Thank you Jesus.

A bad Sunday

Suppose to go to church today, but since I'm having a terrible sore throat and I didn't even sleep well for the past few days, mum....

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MOOD TO GO TO CHURCH TODAY!!

Throughout the past 3 days, I've been coughing and coughing until my throat couldn't take it anymore. Do you want me to spread my sickness to all of the church member? Ok, fine.

I had a arguement with my mum this morning. All because I have a sore throat and I don't wanna go to church today. So fine, if I go today, you'll expect a muka masam of mine for the whole day. Do you want that?

Oh yeah, the whole church would be angry just because I didn't come for worship? That's logic enough. Like the church never pissed me off before lah?

Ok, you're right, I'm 100% wrong.

Never seen before Maccaroni Boy

(Foul language is used in this blog post. Don't like it, skip please.)


Was waiting to order food, then suddenly....Raj Dev, captain of Street Thugs, phoned me.

"Dei Daniel, tomorrow got game know. 8:30 a.m..."

Then, my alter-ego came to me. I couldn't bare it any longer. From Tuesday until now, I let it all unleashed.

"You bloody fucker, I don't want to be just like Tuesday, all never come, all fong fei kei!! Tuesday suppose to have game against Sanjay's team, you pussies never come to the field. At least notify me lah you bugger!!"

'Saujana game on Tuesday, oh shit, sorry man. This time it's different. Ok, I promise. Can you make it for tomorrow?"

"I'll try....ok, I'm not sure."

"Ok....thanks mate."

I'm not your bloody mate for Pete's sake.


You should have witness how loud was I talking. As loud as the whole restaurant can hear me speak loud and clear. Crystal clear.

I guess the minute I say the F-word, people of all ages were staring at me.

For a moment, I thought I made a complete fool of myself, now, looking back, I think it was kinda cool.

Sweet.

Furthermore......I guess I had everyone shocked in the restaurant. Even Kyle.