Mr Taxi Driver, Y U NO GIVE SIGNAL?!

So I got back from a drink with a high school mate at Station One. He walked me to my car and since he parked his car at a housing area nearby Station One, I offered him a ride to his car.

So after I turned right into the residence area where he parked his car, I noticed the road was blocked with a potted plant and a water container. I asked my friend to move the plants and the water container aside to let me drive past. As he did, he then asked whether to put it back and I told him to do so after all the cars drove pass cuz there was like 2 or 3 cars behind me.

As I was slowly driving, a taxi driver then pulled over in front of me, got down and confronted me and this is how it goes...

Taxi Driver : Eh, you cannot see I am parking ah? Why you cannot wait?

Me : Excuse me, I didn't know you were parking. You didn't even give signal

Taxi Driver : You fucker ah? I put those plants and that container to tell you all that I'm gonna park. I stay around here.

Makes no sense huh?

Me : Uncle, you put on the emergency signal, how am I supposed to know you're parking? And how the heck I know that you stay in this area?

Taxi Driver : You didn't see me wanna park ah har?!

So till then another driver got down from his car and asked what's wrong. The taxi driver then told him and blamed it on me. I then HAD TO apologize before shit hits the fan real hard, even though its not my fault.

As the taxi driver was side parking, the other driver then told me its not worth arguing with an old clock. As much as I wasn't happy about how the taxi driver confronted me, I was surprised that I remained calmed and didn't sound angry. Usually these type of situation I would have told off the driver in a very rude way.

But after watching that video about 2 lady drivers arguing over a parking bay at Tesco on Facebook, I learn that its not worth making a fuss over such a small matter. Sometimes all you gotta do is keep calm, and stay patient dealing with drivers like these.

As much as my night ended with a sour note, I am grateful that it didn't turn out even worst =)

Over Limit

At times when I push myself beyond what my body can handle. The late night sleeps and waking up early for college. Its been a while since I last breathe in fresh morning air. I remember when I had that sinus problem 9 months ago I was so terrified that I thought of going for operation to get that problem off from me.

Parents has been advising me to get more rest and less time on the computer. But its the assignments and my Facebook addiction that hinders me from getting my normal 7 hour sleep. For the last 2 weeks.......I sleep an average 4 hours a day.

One day something's gonna happen to me and I then only will regret..... =)

I'm not surprised if the sinus problem comes back in a few months time again, could be a punishment for me not sleeping well. I don't wanna live on medicines for the rest of my life.

I want a change.

Results Day Soon

To be honest, I am very worried about my SPM results. I know I can't change it, but darn it.....................

Its only until Thursday, Thursday will be my biggest day yet. Brings me back when I was form 3 when I had to go and collect my PMR results, and it wasn't even close to my target. A lone 'A' on a result paper to me is a bad result, because I was actually aiming for more.

But what's the point of day dreaming of yourself getting A's when you don't put the effort to push you to your goal?

Yeah, some of my friends do say that once you're in college, SPM results are merely just a paper to show your qualification. But I don't want to go into a college with that result.

I am very nervous now, I've enjoyed my months of holiday and carefree lifestyle already. All I know that I really hope all my efforts while studying for Form 5 paid off.

I target 5 A's, now aiming for 4, realistically, I want 3 A's or better.

I really really wanna show my parents that after all the years of them spoiling me with my whatever needs, its all paid off with my SPM result.

And I really want to prove to the people who doubted me, I will fucking prove you that I do study and play hard XD

MyEG

Crap, you know everytime there's a commercial break right after Sportscenter, this MyEG advertisement is aired and this silly jingle plays. Now its stuck in my head....

STOP TELLING ME HOW TO RENEW MY ROAD TAX AND INSURANCE!!!!!

Singapore only a island, not a country.

"Singapore is not a real country, it is a small island. Singapore’s population is just three to four million and there are no opportunities for corruption, unlike in our country." - Nazri Aziz

Barbados (population 272,000), Iceland (population 292,000), Malta (population 397,000), Cyprus (population 807,000), and Mauritius (population 1.2 million). So even Rihanna's country is not a country?

:D

Guess History and Geography books will have a major recall and Singapore will be fully removed. :(

A+ is what?

Hey guys, what's up. (ceiling). Yeah ok, so you all must have read the newspaper that the Education Department has prepared/set up a new grading students for the SPM students? (Don't tell me you don't know what's going on in your own country?)

Okay.......................

Previous Grade System	Latest Grade System (2009)
	A+
1A	A
2A	A-
3B	B+
4B	B
5C	C+
6C	C
7D	D
8E	E
9G	G

See any differences? Its just an extra A, and the numbers beside the grades are gone while the latest one shows A,A+,A-,B+,B-,C+,C-,D,E,G. That's it.

You see, we all know, ever since Maths and Science will be taught back to Bahasa Malaysia, first thing pops in our mind is...

"Our education system is screwed. We're going back square one."

Trust me, I bet with you that more than 80% of Malaysians think that way. Those who didn't think this way are 'very bright'. :D

So, Education Department boys have been cracking their heads to think a brand new idea to convince people that they didn't screw things up by reversing Maths and Science to Malay language. So, again they thought of a brilliant plan.......

Add another A, an A+

Oh it sounds nice, but when they lay out their plan on newspaper, they got your mama and papa and you yourself thinking

"What's the difference?"

"I don't understand."

"Where's the explaination?"

"Does it make education better?"

and so on.

And I thought...

"Are they trying to put on a show?"

What I'm trying to say is, it will be BETTER if the person in charge of this brilliant idea EXPLAIN BLACK AND WHITE about this whole new system. That would make us not confuse with ourselves.

Or maybe, the Education Department, they themselves are confuse and blur about their own plan? They say that all school's principals will explain this whole new grade system to students, but today Pn.Halimah has yet to mention to us about this. I wonder whether she understands this whole thing or maybe wasn't explained clearly about this new grade system.

So here's a imaginative scenario between big guy and my principal.

Muhyiddin : "Hello, Pn. Halimah, just to tell ya we'll be adding an extra A+ and the previous grades will be gone and replaced with plus and minuses. Have a g'day" *hangs up*

Pn. Halimah : *O.o*"..........erm, okay...."

2009....Kanye West Lost It Again

And I thought Kanye West would be good this year, nah. He ego got the best out of him. If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, its the 2009 MTV Music Video Awards show, an award show for music videos.

Taylor Swift won 'Best Female Video' award, defeating Beyonce Knowles and the rest. While giving out a speech, Kanye West took the mic from her (which is so unprofessional of him as an artiste), and declare that 'Beyonce had the best music video of that year'.

Kanye, dude, I admire your work, your rap style, your producing skills, and so on. But darn, you had to abuse your freedom of speech rights, you had to make an ass of yourself, and get your 3 minutes of fame. Look what you done to poor Taylor Swift. She was left dumbstruck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOOPHe3QHU

2009, Kanye West lost it. Damn, your mama must be proud. You had to make people think you're the shittiest sore loser, wimp (and a pussy) to the music industry, and to your fans worldwide.

4 not enough?

Can you believe my fantasy girl is a go-go dancer, she got me wanting her.......


What the fuck was Akon thinking? 4 wives not enough ah? Greedy bastard.

Thought of the day

I read this chain letter that one of my primary school classmates sent to me in my Inbox. This story got my attention.

Einstein argues that evil is the absence of God in the same way that darkness is the absence of light and cold is the absence of heat.

Here's the story...

This has a thought provoking message no matter how you believe. Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists?
A student bravely replied yes, he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes, sir," the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer.
The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Everybody and every object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (- 460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have too little heat.

The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does".
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor. "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. "These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love, that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The young mans name --- Albert Einstein

Look, actually I googled this story, its just fiction. But the sentences that I highlighted and bold it got my attention.

Cold only happens.....with the absence of heat.
Darkness exists........without the presence of light.
And a world without God, is a loophole for evil to come in to everybody's life.

State your thoughts in my chatbox.

Empty

Shit, I feel empty............

Someone please fill my life up?

Its 1:30 a.m, still very much awake and feeling emo-ish. Woah, Daniel emo ah?! First time wor. Dei, do I need to show you whether I'm emo or not motherchud?

Shouldn't have eaten Oreos. Regretted. Tomorrow have to rush for football match in the evening. Nevermind Kyle, if we screw up in defense, keep on trying harder.

Heck, I don't even now when is Mother's Day. I don't even have a single damn clue. And please, if I ever hear the radio playing Taylor Swift's "Love Story", I'll make a call to Ean or Adam and give them a piece of my mind. And if I hear any of you people singing a chorus or a single verse of that song, don't blame me if I give you a slap. Even David Archulala's songs aren't as annoying as Taylor's "Love Song".

1:35 a.m, Saturday, couldn't get you off my mind.

Its not the end of the road

Yesterday was result day for 2008 SPM students.

Here's what I wanna say......

I know majority of you all are not satisfied with your results, and some of you are very sad about it. But do remember, its not the end of the road. I know its hard to accept the fact that you didn't obtained the results that you wanted to.

Bear in mind that it isn't the end of the road for you. You still have alot to learn, and a long road ahead. You fall, you pick yourself up. When you screw up and got yourself into a mess, get yourself out of that mess. I know its easier said than done, but what to do.

I was in shock that even some Science stream students, who usually would score A's in their respective subject, would get B or C. Guess the education department is screwing us up. What shocked me was Wilfred's results. Failing 3 subjects, including Bible Knowledge.

Honestly, I am damn worried now. I know, its just a few months away from SPM, but now its March, soon it will be April, May, June, July, August, September, October and then November is the month of SPM.

Have to buck up now.

Just to think I ran out of books to study.....

I purposely come to school on Thursday ( I was supposed to be lazy like Garfield on that day.) just to take the bloody new text books. How I wish SMK Seri Mutiara had home delivery service for your homeworks, report cards, and textbooks and letters.

So here are the books....all new.

I prefer having old used text books, so that I don't need to take care of the new one.


Haven't got my Literature book. So including that book, I should be having 14 books.


Have to write names for all. Well, at least I'm the first batch getting the new ones.

Tax tax tax

Imagine, a famous fast food chain had an advertisement about their latest meal as a set for a very cheap price, and you and your family decides to go there for lunch.

So let's say the total meal cost for you and your family is RM 45.80. You did the calculation before you went to dine in at that place.

You prepared 4 RM 10 notes, a RM 5 note, and 20 cent coins to make up for the 80 cent. And you happily paid for the meal you had with your family with the prepared bills.

Guess what? The restaurant added charges on Government Tax, Service Charges. So your total bill to pay?

RM 45.80 x 5% of bloody Government Tax = RM 2.29
RM 45.80 x 10% of brainless service charges by waitresses who are blind to notice that you are trying to order your damn food = RM 4.58

So the total bill that person need to pay......

RM 45.80 + RM 2.29 + RM 4.58 = RM 52.67

RM 52.67 rounded off = RM 52.70.

A RM 45.80 meal can magically become a RM 52.70 meal. What a nice way our Government is trying to pump money from us to pay taxes to eat. I don't mind paying for service charges, as long as they respond to you quick to take your damn order. Not some blind duckoos.

Bored!!!

Yesterday just came back from Seremban after visiting my relatives and cousins. My rank is still as a great-grand-uncle. I sound so blaaarrdy old lah!!!!

One thing I don't like about my dad's side of the family, other than them gambling, smoking and having no respect at all, is that the more the relatives, the higher chances of you forgetting who is who and what to call them.



So on the way back after the visiting, I was bored.


Mum driving us back.


Sien until like this....


What a scenery.....


The view looks nice....with my legs.

Why holidays must be as shitty as this?

The atmosphere of 4 Teknologi 2

We may not be as bitchy as 'that' particular 4 Teknologi 1 students, but at least we know when to and when to not make noise.

Caught Sagi, Nick sleeping. Wait, Peh Eng Chuan too. Ah Heng that gang, usual, will chit chat until teacher masuk kelas still wanna continue.

Next year, will still be with them. I guess some of them might be demoted to 4 Teknologi 3.

Lala people

Mention the word 'lala', and all of your buddies will have this picture in mind.

Yeah people!!!!!! These are the people on earth is without any blardy fashion sense.

Or, be smart, don't be a retard, look up to the good ol' Oxford dictioanary.

Lala - garbled dressing and outrageous hairstyles coupled with an aloof mannerism

Well said.


One time my mum and I went shopping at one of the many malls in the Klang Valley, and we bumped into these people. Guess what? My mum was having eye sight problem after looking at them.

Long fishnet stockings, ridiculously over accessorized blings, bad make-up, handbags which is bigger that their head, black leather boots. I even mistaken them for going to a Halloween costume party. Na-uh, there are shopping for more hideous clothing.

Look, you can dress up like that, on one day. Halloween. Seriously, just that day only. But please, tolonglah, not to the Curve, Mid Valley, and don't even think of dressing like that at Pavilion. Gone are the days where simple casual fashion exist.

I remember what my mum told me after seing lala people....

"Don't you ever, and I mean it, ever dress up like that. And you better not find a girlfriend who dress up like that too. If not, I will skin you alive Daniel." - Mum.

Classic.

A fine example of how lala people camwhore....

Geee....I had to be lala to feel lala to know how lala is.

Sometimes I feel so sad about these people, I feel darn sorry for them. Sometimes, I even thought of creating a fund raising group for them. Pay a buck, and you get to curse, scold, slap, kick and yell at them for ruining your life.

I still don't understand, what's so freakin' nice about I Socks. Of all shops, I Socks is like the shops for weirdos. Yes, I'm finally letting it all go. It's for weird people who don't know how to present themselves nicely in public.

Everytime when I am in Times Square doing my shopping for casual streetwear clothes, I had to at least bumped into more than 1 I Socks shop. What shocks the shit out of me is that, there will be 3 to 4 or maybe more than that number of I Socks on a single floor at Times Square.
Wait, I went to Google.com to search for some I Socks pics, and http://kuroi-chou.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-socks4th-floor-berjaya-times-square.html gave me this.

In Times Square 4th floor alone, there are 5 of these shops. 5 I Socks shop on one level. Wait, there's more

1 selling Trendywear, 1 selling various type of Socks.The other 2 shop only allow VIP to get in. 1 sell mainly guy's punk cloth and some casuals, another 1 sells girls lolita and casuals. In order to get their VIP, u need to spend to buy something in the other non-VIP shops.
- kuroi-chou.blogspot.com

What the fish lah? I really need to give the manager of Times Square a slap in the face.


ONE LALA SHOP IS SO FREAKIN' ENOUGH!!!!

Oh, for people who never saw an I Socks shop before, here's a peek. Don't say I didn't warn ya.










Yeah, looks like an Asian torture house.

Now, we know what a typical lala guy/girl is. Promised Alicia, and Kamumalu to go Lala Hunting. Anyone wanna join, message me at my chatbox.

Anyone of you who is reading my blog, who dress like one of these people, and act like you don't know that you do, and type 'mind-blowing' messages at my chatbox, you know who you are.

Sick of these people.

I miss Maccaroni Girl

Can't wait for her blog to be updated........screw PMR!!!

Will be patiently waiting for her to online at Windows Live Messenger, and we can chat like giler giler.

Why waste my time?

Today after assembly, Tai Wei Shan wanted to see all of the prefects. Assembly wasn't even close to quiet.

So, as usual, got lectured by Mr. Chee. Ok, Mr. Chee is good enough to lecture us, but as Mr Chew masuk campur, it got even worse.

Today was also Form 3's last day of their trials. Lecturing started at 8 a.m. Mr. Chee wasn't happy with our prefect's appearence, especially the hair. My hair was long enough to be so obvious. Wanted to keep my hair long until the last day of the holiday. So, Mr. Chee asked me to cut my hair today, which I did.

Then, Mr. Chew caught Fan Guo Chong and Liew San Min because of their hair. Lectured all of the prefects again. Wanted to cut their hair, but let Mr. Chee decide. Mr. Chee kindly gave them a day's time to cut it. Thank you very much.

Wan Zhuin was doing revision for her History subject. From the look of her face, she was more worry than any of the prefect's appearence. Mr. Chew caught her, lectured her in front of us, say she was rude to him.

Rude to you? Hello, I don't know about you, but when a prefect or a student have 30 minutes to go before exam started, I guess he/she will take out a book and study for the last time for the day. Better than talking to each other huh?

Oh, like kena lecturing wasn't bad anough, he took his own sweet time to lecture us. 8 40 a.m, still wanna crap in front of us. Pavetra, Kiru's sister, raised her hand up and asked Mr. Chew to let the Form 3 prefects to go.

Guess what? Mr. Chew lectured her in front of us for being rude. I then voiced out...
"Mr. Chew please let them go lah!!! They got exams!!! Lecture them another time."

No, he don't wanna listen.

Oh great, asking you to not waste time and let them go back to their class for their exams was a bad idea? Oh puhlezzz....

Until 8:45 a.m, Tai Wei Shan lectured us and finally let us go. Solomon was very very pissed.

Me or you?

Look, I am basically tired of you all students hating on us prefects. When you're in the wrong, admit it for God's sake. When you're in the right, we wouldn't be so fucking stupid enough to catch you.

Let's have a little situation here. Imagine, I prefect, you student. We are in a canteen. After you finish eating your food, your responsibility is to put your plate in to the prepared waste bin. But what happens when you don't do that? I would have to politely ordered you to do what you are suppose to do. But....what happens if you don't want to and you walked away? I would have to approached you and ask you in a strict way to put the plate in to the prepared waste bin.

But you scolded me, I jotted down your name and send it to Mr. Chee. Then you'll hate me and wish that one day you'll seek revenge on me. After kena rotan, you'll wish that I was dead.

Now tell me? Who's in the wrong? Me or you?


Second situation. Assembly, I prefect, you student. You're suppose to be quiet and read a book during assembly and I am suppose to make sure that the assembly is quiet. So you talked quite loudly, and I gave you a warning. Second time you talked again, I gave you a strict warning. Third time I saw you with my own eyes you talk, I sent you to the disciplinary zone. You, student, with the normal "I never talk lah, he talk to me first." bullshit excuse, I sent you to the disciplinary zone. As you stood up angrily, mumbling foul languages to me softly and walked to that zone for talkative students during assembly.

So while you were lectured by Mr Chee, I told him that you uttered foul language to me. Guess what, 2 strokes of rotan to your ass. After that 'torturer', you started a hatred on me. Oh la la, another student hate me again.

So tell me, who's in the wrong? Me or you?


Look, students. You have to understand that being a prefect is very very hard. Our duties would be damn easier if you students would kindly listen to our instructions. We prefects would be damn happy too.

Resign loh..
Like the teachers would be so keen to let any prefects resign.

I hope you all think about this, thank you.

Sunday August 10, 2008

PAS Youth wants Avril show canceled

PETALING JAYA: Federal Territory PAS Youth wants the scheduled Avril Lavigne concert scheduled here on Aug 29 to be cancelled.

Its chief Kamaruzaman Mohamed handed over a memorandum to Kuala Lumpur Datuk Bandar Datuk Hakim Borhan and the Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry yesterday.

DBKL licensing and enforcement division secretary Shukran Ibrahim said the memorandum would be forwarded to the committee concerned.

(The Star online)

Boy oh boy oh boy, how can Malaysia be a developed country when they wanted to ban a Canadian punk concert. You wanna know why?

Asia-Pacific News

Malaysia's hardline Islamists want ban of Avril Lavigne concert

Aug 6, 2008, 3:35 GMT

Kuala Lumpur - The youth wing of Malaysia's hard line opposition Islamic party Wednesday called for banning a concert by Canadian pop star Avril Lavigne later this month, saying the singer's 'prancing' performances were not suitable for locals.

The 23-year-old singer is scheduled to hold a concert, her first in the Muslim-majority nation, in the capital Kuala Lumpur on August 29. However, the opposition Parti Islam SeMalaysia (PAS) youth wing slammed the organizers for approving the show, saying the young pop-punk star's loud shows were not in line with local culture.

'This show is not suitable for our local culture,' said Herman Samsudeen, the wing's information chief.

'Our independence month should be marked by respect ... and not remembered by inviting the offsprings of colonists who will teach our children how to become modern monkeys, prancing around without any purpose,' he said in a statement.

Malaysia celebrates it's 51st year of independence of Britain on August 31.

'Approving this concert is a great insult,' the statement said. Herman said the party would send an official protest note to the government to call for canceling the show. A party official declined to comment, as Lavigne holds Canadian nationality, saying only that Western influences in general were 'damaging' to local culture.

PAS, which has been in control of the northeastern state of Kelantan since 1990, has imposed strict religious laws dictating dress and all forms of entertainment in the state. Among others, women entertainers are not allowed to perform in public, and men and women have to sit separately in cinemas.


the singer's 'prancing' performances were not suitable for locals.
Hmmm....what will Avril do? Strip and monkey around?

the young pop-punk star's loud shows were not in line with local culture.
Tai lou, if concert not loud, then what is it? Rock is suppose to be loud and energetic, hookay?

'This show is not suitable for our local culture,' said Herman Samsudeen, the wing's information chief.
Well, not suitable for you mah. Just because this show is not suitable for you, doesn't mean that KL people (Note: Open minded people, unlike you) will also have to suffer like you all?

'Our independence month should be marked by respect ... and not remembered by inviting the offsprings of colonists who will teach our children how to become modern monkeys, prancing around without any purpose,' he said in a statement.
I bet the Canadian government will so not have a "Happy Ending" with our country already.

'Approving this concert is a great insult,' the statement said.
Gosh, since its the Patriotic Month, can't we all enjoy it?

that Western influences in general were 'damaging' to local culture.
What about Mat Rempits? Aren't they also 'damaging' our country's image?

Anyway, I'm so not surprise if any of your PAS controlled area had youths listening to Avril Lavigne's songs. In fact, I hope that PAS continues to ban every single concert....not. Go on, continue to ban as the world will see Malaysia as a narrow minded country.

Avril will be singing...

"Hey hey you you,
why you ban my concert?
No way no way!!
I think you should f*beep* off
Hey hey you you
Why you ban my concert?"

Beyonce was supposed to perform last year. But she canceled it.

Dungdut singer Inul Daratista from Indonesia was suppose to perform here this year, but you all baned her because her acts were 'erotic'??

Hookay.....

But anyway, I pitty Selangor being ruled by PAS. And if PAS ruled KL, boys and girls have to sit seperately in cinemas. Good concept. Bravo