RM 50 And I Will Love You Long TIAM

Last week, parked my car opposite of college. After class, saw a paper on the windscreen.

A RM 50 parking ticket, issued by Jared Ow and Ho Kah Yeng.

Thank you God, for such awesome friends to make me smile after a hectic day =)

Port Dickson

Here's what I've been up to. I went to Port Dickson with my college buddies. I missed out on the last one because I was doing my internship and it was kinda expensive. But RM 300 for a penthouse and split by 14 people, you do the math.

This was probably the first time I went to Port Dickson after 4 years. The last time I went was during church camp.

So Mayang Sari Resort was the place. We were kinda surprised that there wasn't any occupants at all, because the car park was empty and just only 4 of our cars.

The room was alright, noticed that our doors have no knobs at all. The only way to lock it was to ledge the door. For the whole afternoon after checking in, we entertained ourselves by watching some horrible Malay-dubbed cartoon shows. TV9 had to ruin my childhood and mind-raped us.

Special mention goes to Zhou, for again planning and organizing this trip =)

Card games and drinks.

What's going to Port Dickson without heading to the beach to chill? We went after 2 hours killing time in the room.

I think its the first time, when we all get to chill and forget about everything in Kuala Lumpur that awaits us to bother.

You know, its been awhile since I felt like this. Not worrying about anything related to home, college work, just ANYTHING.

And its been a loooooooooong long time, I had this much fun =) I always wanted to know how it feels like being dragged onto the beach sand.

Oh well, at least I didn't get all wet.

I mean, after months of being separated, Graphic Design, Advertising, Mass Comm, we finally had a proper time together.

And its gonna be a long time till we get to have fun together like this =)

Dinner was just okay okay only. I never expected anything from Port Dickson restaurants. I don't like it when they ripped us off our money. I mean, RM 140 for 4 dishes, you gotta be kidding me. But then again, we'll only be patronizing them just once only, so its their only chance to make every penny out of us.

Oh well, can't complain.

Went back for the main event.
Its our tradition, a must for every outstation trip. And I though the night at Sekinchan was great, this one was just awesome!!

The games we played, the amount of Tiger beer we finished. 2 24 can cartons, this was the first time I drank alot on one night.

Everyone had a great night.

3rd Semester Is Finally OVER!!

And yes, 3rd semester of my graphic design course has just ended, and I actually enjoyed the stress, the assignments, and probably the fact I only had 2 subjects and no writing exams at all.

Today was the last class for typography. My lecturer had a one-on-one session with each of the students in class to discuss about our grades. Right now with all my in-class assignments and other marks added on, Ms Queenie told me my grades is between a C+ and a B. If and only IF I managed to score 40 or above over 50 for the final assignment, I can get an A.

I think that’s good news =)

But the sad thing is, I didn't really get to know most of the 20+ April intake classmates. I only managed to talk to a few of them, but not really a lot, like the usual 'hi, how are ya?' and that's it. I just really hoped I will get to know them a lil bit better. Besides, I'm stuck with them till next August, better make the best out of it.

Sculpture class was probably as equally frustrating as typography. I find myself struggling to come out more creative ideas that I've sketched out or visualized in my mind already. In typography classes, I get all tensed and nervous about my work and how does it fare with the others.For sculpture classes, I struggle on making 3D sculptures. I'm not good at doing practical work.

I do wish to score A's for both subjects. I have to in order to get my GPA up.

The silly mistakes we make...

I spent hours a day just to complete my typography design, hours sketching them out on my sketchbook before I draw with the tablet and then trace it on Illustrator. I have never been so nervous about having my in-class assignments being presented by the lecturer to the whole class. Lecturer gave the class 3 weeks to present to her the ideas, sketches on book, drafts on computer and the day before deadline, 70% of the work done.

I rushed from home to college,hopefully not gonna be late for class. Kuala Lumpur traffic is a bitch. Yesterday going to college took me an hour instead of just 15 to 20 minutes. I have no idea why so many drivers are slowing down for nothing. I was late for an hour, and another hour later, class finishes and I spent another hour in traffic. Highways are a luxury for other countries but here, more of a liability.

Transferred my work to lecturer’s computer, and all 30 of the students work is being presented, one by one. I do get a lot pressure in this situation. What if mine isn’t as good as the rest? What if they laugh at it? I tried not to think of these ‘What Ifs’.

I’m glad the lecturer liked my font designs, but I did screw up. I didn’t really group properly the designs, so one of the designs got separated and it looked funny. It was really embarrassing, and yeah some of the April intake students had a good laugh at it.

I find myself laughing along with them too. Sometimes you just gotta let loose yourself when you make mistakes, no matter how embarrassing it is. I’m actually glad that my silly mistakes managed to make a few people laugh. Most importantly, Ms. Queenie knows that I’ve put in a lot of effort on my work. I really need to score an A for this subject.

Not Fun =(

First week of college 3rd semester was shit. The reason why me and my 6 classmates get to have a long break from November till January 10th is because we have to wait for the April intake students to finish their 2nd semester, and combine both January and April intakes into one class.

First day of class was bullshit,of the 23 April intake students, ONLY 4 were really paying attention to the lecturer. The rest of them were being noisy and shit. I remember first day of the first semester of college, my class of 32 students immediately clicked right away. But after 4 days with the other batch, my friends and I had yet to talk to them or even say hi. This is the first time I’m really mad pissed at my college.

I really hope this week's class would be better than last week. And I do hope nothing ruins this week for me. I wanna go through 5 days of awesomeness before my birthday =) I'm getting old now.

Sekinchan With College Mates,

Hello guys, I'm back with updates on last Thursday's photography trip with classmates and my lecturer, Mr. Loong. Woke up 4:30 a.m, packed everything the night before and then head to college to meet up.

Jared, Jeen Pei, Joelle, Mun Kit and his girl, Austin, Zhou already planned to stay over at Sekinchan to enjoy ourselves. Honestly, I am annoyed at someone, who has been on Facebook for the whole damn week and yet still, that fella has no time to even reply or update on us whether is he/she going.

So its the first time I'm driving out of KL to a place as far as Sekinchan. Heck, I don't even know there's a place called Sekinchan in the first place. I don't think so none of us know how to get there....without the help of a GPS.

Had breakfast around 7 :30 a.m at some mamak at Sekinchan. It was drizzling and the weather kinda ruined our morning. Yeah, sunset at the paddy fields PHAILED!!

So we thought the rain's gonna stop once we reached the paddy fields at Sekinchan, but we're so wrong. The rain got heavier, all our cameras were wet. And there was something wrong with my car alarm. Right after activating both alarms, minutes later it sounded and it was really irritating. So every 5-10 minutes I find myself running back and forth to my car just to activate and deactivate it again.

The cloudy weather kinda makes the view nicer and more moody-ish.

Rain rain go away...

Then we went to some place called Sungai Nimbong, I think. And I was surprised that there was like a sea. Oh gosh I sound so jakun now lah. Can't blame me, city people is like that.

Again the car alarm fucked up.

Then I decided to just use the OEM Toyota alarm. After that, back to the paddy fields again. This time, the weather was frickin' hot.

This picture is the reason why I need to get my external flash fixed. Loong took his external flash and used it for this shot. Joelle and her sunglasses' reflection. Now this will be in my photobook =D

Then off to lunch at some town after spending an hour plus at the paddy fields just to take pictures. And my car was raped by them muds from the paddy fields.

I like the passengers in my ride....

We're just fun =D

Ok, after lunch was supposed to head down to Kuala Selangor to visit some fishing village. Jared they all wanted to go but too bad, driver damn tired and wanted to get some good sleep after driving for hours. So after lunch, Zoe and Loong parted ways with Me and Mk's gang. Headed to the chalet which is a few kilometers away from where we had lunch.

And I thought we're gonna stay in some wooden, rundown place for the night. And I was wrong, as I drive inside the chalet place, it looks like those resorts you see in those holiday packages. Only this time, we're staying in a AFFORDABLE chalet. The place had a futsal court, but the rain flooded it.

It was after 12 p.m when we reached the place, Zhou was told by the receptionist that only after 2p.m we only can check in. So for the next 2 hours, Jared took my ride to have lunch at KFC, and I was worried he might crash my car into a ditch. I rarely let my friends drive my car, cuz if anything happens, I'm responsible to answer to my dad. While me and the rest sit back and rest at the lobby watching MTV on TV and South Park on Zhou's laptop.

An hour and 45 minutes later I realized MK was not around, only to find out he's out at the small beach trying to catch crabs.

Oh gosh it looks like Sekinchan snowed =D

MK and Austin.

2 p.m we checked into our rooms. 4 each in one room. The room was quite big, queen size bed, bathroom, and a balcony with chairs to enjoy the view.

And the view was worth half of the room rate alone =D This was taken on 5:30 p.m.

Oh yeah, poor Vios.

Mud raped on the side....

and in front.

For dinner, me, Jared, Jeen Pei and Joelle decided to head down to the nearest town and have seafood for dinner.

But too bad, finding a seafood restaurant is like finding a hay in a needle stack. Ended up eating at a mamak.

Sekinchan still have those old school taxi stops around =)

After dinner, we had to take this view. God's art.

Head back to the room near 8p.m, room was invaded by insects. Decided to shift all the alcohol drinks to the next room. And whatever happened during the next 5 hours was awesome and unforgettable.

I had a few glasses of whisky. My first sip of whisky wasn't nice, until I drank the whole glass, the rest was history.

And what a better way to have fun with some game cards.

I'm not encouraging you all to drink and be an alcoholic, but I kinda like Carlsberg and Hoegaarden than Chang and Tiger. After finishing all of the Carlsberg and whisky, Zhou, Jared and me headed to the nearest sundry shop to buy Chang.

I was feeling a lil' bit drunk, couldn't walk straight and was laughing randomly. I fell and this happened.

Oh wait before that....

MK's ride has a crystal ball installed inside. Awesome eh?

Oh right, I fell and injured the scar I had from last week's futsal. Ohh bloood!!

Had supper, thanks Zhou for the plaster. And then continued with a few more rounds of drinks and games, chit chatting, by 1 a.m we went back to our room and sleep. LOL, I only bath at 1 a.m.

Best part of the night, watching this fella getting drunk and mumbling shit.

Broke for Tuesday

Helloooooooo!!! I'm back you smexy readers!! Just finished a few assignments at the very last minute, I guess its already a bad habit for me. There was this art competition that our photography lecturer asked us to join, like there isn't any other option already, MUST JOIN. Deadline was like on Monday, on Monday morning I just started to sketch. Was late for class by 30+ minutes, wasted 45 minutes trying to understand Marketing Management.

We're supposed to print out A1 size. I know, its frickin' huge. I thought it would be like RM 20-30 to print it out, until Jane told me its RM 120+. Then after Marketing class, Jane text messaged Aubrey saying that lecturer told us to just burn the file into a CD and hand it to him by tomorrow.

Oh all that rush wasted =( But anyway here's what I did on Monday night in the space of 2 hours+....

All I did was upload the previous one on Illustrator and just trace it via pen tool and vollaahh!!!

Tuesday was a shitty morning, seriously. I had RM 25 in my wallet, on the way to college just realized I need moolah to pump petrol. Filled RM 10 at the Taman Connaught Shell station. Then I started to panic when I realized my odometer's reading on my petrol gone haywired. It was still stuck on 2 bars.

Again made a stop at the Shell station after the Federal Highway toll. RM 10 gone.

And again my Vios started to make me feel panic like mad!! Still stuck on 2 bars, what's worst, the reading still shows I left 40+ km worth of fuel to survive. Only after a few minutes later it went four bars, but the fuel reading was still being a bitch.

Went to the Vioszeroseven.com forums and posted my problem, they say this WAS an issue for the S Spec Vios. Ohhh crap Toyota what have you done?!

I was left with RM 5, valet parking was RM 6, not to forget printing the poster for Art assignment was expecting RM 10+ and what about lunch? I need my char siew for lunch!!

Had char siew with roasted chicken rice at Section 20, PJ. Ah Khai's Famous Char Siew Chicken Rice serves the best char siew I've ever eaten in my life.

You're about to be schooled on what could have been Malaysia's best char siew, so sit your ass down and read!! Pork so soft, so nice, so juicy, oh did I mention the fat was so good your tastebuds begs you for more. Forget about your sushi or your McValue meal, a meal that gives you food orgasm and as cheap as a hooker in Chow Kit, you know you're in pork heaven.

MK, Levi, Zhou and I nearly forget to pay the bill for lunch today. We just walked away from our table, only until I asked whether did we pay or not. Lucky the owner didn't chase us, damn malu tau if that happened.

Back to college for Art & Design principles and was left with none in my wallet. MK paid for my printing, Jared gave me back RM 5 that he owed. Thank God for the valet parking working who gave me a RM 1 discount and accepted my RM 5 for the day.

"What is Cum?"

Today Santosh was my art class' model for the day, RM 25 an hour not bad hor macha XD Today my college had this HIV/AIDS talk at the Gallery, wore red to support. Break was 12 p.m till 1 p.m, after paying a visit at the gallery, was supposed to go eat chicken rice but it seems my classmates and I were lazy to walk 10 minutes to the shop.

Had Brussel's Hawaiian chicken sandwich with fries and a drink set, worth the money.

While back in class, Aubrey came back with a goodie back from the talk. Inside the goodie bag there was Durex condoms, some other stuff and a guide to safe and healthy blowjob.

I'm not bullshitting here, they really have a guide to blowjob.

Now everyone can suck cock in a safe way.

Kah Yeng asked what is 'cum'? We were left speechless because we have no idea how to explain cum to her.

Best direct translation ever!!! Only in Malaysia

And then after all the fun, resume drawing Santosh's face. Bugger your face hard to draw tau, Mona Lisa XD