FHM and assignments :D

Yippie, done with my computer graphic homework. I thought of drawing a Scarlette Johansson portrait since she's well, hotter than Megan Fox. Was supposed to draw Jessica Alba but I thought S.Jo was better.

Oh and E Zhen, this ain't a perverted at all.

Oh yeah, you guys watched Lady Gaga's new music video with Beyonce? 'Telephone"? Go watch it, I feel like yelling at the director for ruining the video. I thought music videos was supposed to be related to the lyrics of a song. Its a 9 minute long video, and a tribute to one of Quinton Tarentino's movies, and has the Pussy Wagon as a cameo vehicle.

I hate dislike Lady Gaga already. Loved the song before the actual video premiered.

So last week Sunday I went to Kyle's place and stay over just to use the Internet for my assignments and Facebook and Lowyat.net :D Yup, my neighbourhood punya free internet blocked me and had password key to prevent me from using free internet. Screw you.

Ya lah ya lah, I can afford to drive a huge ass Vios but I can't even bother having my own Internet line. You know what?PHUCK YOU :D

Actually we thought of doing an experiment involving Mentos and Coke. But then we supposed to have Mentos mint and Diet Coke : (

Phail :(

So then again, after all the stress on Google-ling topics for our assignments, why not take a break and read. Membaca budaya kita, as they say.

No, screw textbooks and storybooks, we're going to read something more for the grown ups and savvy people.....

WE WENT THE FHM WAY

And NO, FHM is not a porn mag. And if it is, why would Popular, Borders, MPH and so on have the nuggets to sell it at the magazines section or at newsstands nationwide?

I actually have to feel bad for Kyle for dealing with his bro's friends. To a 13-14 year old kid, a FHM magazine is a ham sap book, buku kuning =_____=

Erm, look kid. If a hot looking girl dress with slim fitted clothes turns you on and makes you wanna cum and jack off, I wonder what will the REAL pornos will make you do?

I mean, FHM stands for For Him Magazine. Means its for MEN only, but then again you ask, what the heck am I having these mags when I'm only 18 and not a MAN at all.

You know why? Because I can :D

Furthermore, its good to know that there are hot chicks living among us in Malaysia *winks*

And of course, the faint hearted ones will be the victim of sakit jantung, erection problem and so on XD

So what if I have those, what cha gonna do?

"Eh Daniel you damn ham sap loh..."
Eh kiddo, you lust over Megan Fox in Transformers? Siapa lagi teruk?

"Parents never scold meh?"
Dan can you put properly the mags ah? Don't simply throw here and there lah, I accidentally give to old newspaper man you don't come crying to me ok? - Mum

It doesn't make you any better/different than me by judging me ok? So after drooling over Hannah Tan, Yvonne Sim, Miss Malaysia Universe 2008 and 2009 and many more, resumed assignments and then hit the sack after a long night.

Kyle, you have too many fats in your body? 19 Celsius and you can't feel the coldness?

WHOOO PASS!!!

Ok ok, I'm so hyper gila happy wei guys!!! A month ago I was all emo by cursing the Kancil for screwing my test up. Ok ok, now different story wei. I finally passed the test.

Some fella told me, forgot who's that fella. You must be one with the car, and show love to the car.
Yeah......show some lurve towards a man-made machine? And a Kancil?

So yesterday, I went for another 3 hours of driving lesson again. Yeah, I'm used to the manual transmission. And to you guys who hates manual transmission, you'll love it in the end. Trust me, shifting gears can never be so damn fun. Its this close to have that Initial D feeling, only that you can't drift with such a small car on a third-world mentality driver owned road. :)

So for yesterday's lesson, I spent 80% on memorizing the engine noise when revving at the yellow line on the slope task. So can you imagine, while driving back to the slope, I was hymning the engine noise.

"Rrrruummmmmmmmmmmm..........." in my mind. :)

I did managed to practice side parking. Oh, another fun thing to do. My formula.

1) Drive straight, keep close to the left, not too close mind you.
2) Look behind, and look at the first pole. Make sure its visible on your right side of the rear window.
3) Shift to reverse gear, turn steering wheel one and a half on left.
4) Reverse, look at your right side mirror. Stop when rear right tyre ngam ngam touch yellow line.
5) Then, full right steering wheel turn, reverse. Look out your window, and make sure front right tyre in yellow box.
6) Full left steering wheel turn, shift first gear and SLOWLY go front.
7) Straighten your tyres, wind down your window, raise your hand to signal to JPJ officer that you're done.

Ok, now to get out of the yellow box....

1) Full left steering wheel turn, reverse
2) Full right steering wheel turn, first gear SLOWLY go out.
3) Rejoice, and be happy.

Now for 3 point turn....
1) Go front, second pole turn right. Stop before yellow line.
2) Full left steering wheel turn, reverse. Make sure tyre don't kena yellow line.
3) Full right steering wheel turn, first gear. Take your time and go out. Watch out for cars
4) Rejoice and be glad that you won't need to deal with these crappy Kancils anymore

Ok, the Kancils preapred by the JPJ is all in shit condition. No, there isn't a single Kancil that is in perfect condition. The Kancil I had for today's test, I was lucky that the clutch was waaaay better than the last time.

I rushed back from school, nervous. Oh yeah, thanks guys for the wishes. Josh, you know I was so darn nervous lah. Santosh, I knew you have been praying for me. Haha....yeah.

For those who failed the first time, second time test will be at 2 p.m. We were all required to wait in a room. And I was one of the 2 Chinese boys in the room, but the only boy retrying the 3 tasks. Yikes........

Ok, I was listed the first to go. And something embarassing and funny happened to me. I started the engine, ok......but I didn't realized that I was in free-gear mode. So I released the clutch. The car moved, but it was so darn slow. The JPJ officers, one sitting at the side parking zone and one at the uphill zone was wondering what on Earth was I doing? Oh yeah, both were female officers.

Go up, tiba tiba car no power, reverse. That time my mind was like...

"WHAT THE F LAH DANIEL?!!! YOU CAN'T FAIL LAH. YOU HAVE TO FETCH ALOT OF FAT PEOPLE BACK HOME, YOU PROMISED ME YOU'LL BLAST MUSIC OUT FROM CAR!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DRIVE YOUR PARENTS TO CHURCH!! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!"

I was so close to being in tears. The one that sat at the side parking zone went to me, told me this....

"Adik, lu dalam free gear lah. Masuk gear satu dulu."

HO MY GOSH!!! Lucky bastard lah me. Lucky, so darn lucky lah me. I got second chance. Ok, stop at the yellow line. Just a moment later, the lady ask me to move on.

Ok, this is it.......the moment I can't screw up. Handbrake, release brake. Release clutch until car vibrated, check. Foot on pedal, floor it until moans, check. 3,2,1........release handbrake and clutch.

And for all I know......I was zooming off. I couldn't care less about the Kancil's welfare. I pass.

Side parking, easy. Not to sound cocky, but if you treat it like you're playing the rubic cube with the right formula, its a piece of cake.

After doing all the side parking formulas and raising my hand, I knew that the P license is mine already. I rewarded myself with a slow, relaxing 3 point turn. Parked the car near the other Kancils. Signed the form, LULUS.

LULUS. This one Bahasa Malaysia word, LULUS makes me happy already. I felt like kissing the JPJ officer.

While running back to the car to turn off the engine, I nearly lost my L license and my IC. It fell off while being clipped onto the form. Thank God for that fat but friendly JPJ officer who told me that my IC and L licence is on the road, literally. Haha, thanks tuan!!

Got my form signed by the officers, chopped and done. Now, have to wait for 4 days for my licence. Tuesday, come to me fast!!!!!!

Badminton 4 hours

Ohhhhh mah legs!!!! I need a Thai massage by a hot Thai chick. What da ya know? I was so smart enough to wake up at 8 a.m. Why would I wanna wake up so early during the holidays? Shit, I got used to it, didn't I?

Yeah Cranky Carmen, Sims 3 came out, I bet it is fun. Even Joshua told me about how excited he is. Guess you two really are Sim freaks.

Today morning, mum forced me to walk with her to neighbour's shop for breakfast. Nasi lemak with cucumbers, egg, and fried chicken and warm milo, now how heavy is that?

Went back, read the newspapers, then played the Playstation 2. Yup, I'm still playing old games, cuz the new ones suck big time. Playing NBA Live 2004 (Yes, I know how old is this game, its 7 years old.) Love dominating the Dynasty Season with the LA Lakers. Miss those days when Shaq and Kobe were a team, before both parted ways. Kobe stayed, Shaq went to Miami Heats.

Today's activity.....badminton. Yes, me and buddies will be hitting cocks from 12 p.m to 4 p.m. Wonder who's smart idea is to play for 4 hours ah?

Then 11 : 20 a.m went to Kyle's place, fetched him and his brother. Then mum dropped us at The Challenger building. Since the rest haven't arrived yet, Kyle and I decided to hang around at Econsave. Boy, Econsave sucks. I mean, its the only supermarket where they don't sell a lasagna.

Went back, saw Santosh, Justin, Lum, Daniel Chan and Kyle's brother playing badminton. Su Jean was sitting on the bench all alone.

First game played with Santosh, Lum, and Daniel Chan. I didn't do any warm ups, so smart. Then body start to ache, especially the arms. My foot starting to have blisters already.


Then Trisha, Iqa, Wen Wen and Zanne pop out. Zanne, I still can't pronounce your name right. Sorry short, I know I'm tall. Haha.

Raj Dev and his bro, Inderjit joined the fun later on.

Oh yeah Iqa, who told ya soya bean milk can make your boobs large and sexy? Kyle and I had a can of soya bean milk, but nothing works for us. Wasted our money on a fake enhancing product. Yes, Iqa is one wild junior to hang out with. Her use of language so frickin' impressive, her sense of humour so out of this word lah. Iqa, at least you know what's a blowjob.

Trisha, still know the birds and bees? If not, nevermind. Refer to your parents about it.

Justin, Lum you two start to cheat on me lah. Hmmmmphhh!!! I farking hate you all lah!!! LOL, just jokking lah. You 2 really are made for each other.

Curse Lum for asking me to book 4 hours, 2 courts for badminton. 2 hours is enough to drain me, what about 4? Suck the living soul out of me.

I don't know why Santosh, Raj and me always visit the toilet so often this afternoon. Damn, maybe we just can't stop looking at ourselfs in the mirror.

Me.

After that, lepak outside the court. Rested and then decided to go down to lepak. Like migrating from one place to another to lepak. Chatted, joke around, and then decided to go to the cafe and have late lunch. Shared BBQ grilled chicken chop with Lum, I only at 30% of the meal, the rest left it for Lum. You lucky bastard!!! Since I had nothing to do, I decided to tag along Iqa and gang. I wanna ring house to house doorbell.

The funny part is, Wen Wen and I acted like siblings infront of Trisha's mum.

"Kor kor, help me take this ah."

"Mui, you called mum already?"

Blardy fake, but still deserve an Oscar for it.


Trisha's dog is like so damn adorable. But the annoying thing about this doggie here is that it barks too much. Shhhhh!!!

Iqa, Trisha, Wen Wen, Zanne and me walked around the Alam Damai Kasih area for fun. Went house to house and rang the doorbell for fun. Iqa, mosqitoes love you alot, so stop complaining like a bitch and live with it.

Went to Iqa's house, which is just a 10 second walk from Trisha's house. I want the house Iqa, wanna trade with mine?

Taught Wen Wen and Trisha how to play Halo by Beyonce on piano, over and over again. Eh, Trisha, you're such a fast learner lah. I'm just being sarcastic ok? Don't get to happy.

Zanne's dad fetched me and Wen Wen back to The Challenger. Had a very light dinner, just wedges. You know, from Sky Cafe's menu, cheesy wedges is supposed to be potato wedges with cheese. But when my dinner is served, it ain't got no damn cheese on it.

Fetched Wen Wen back, went back at 8 15 p.m. Shit, while cleaning my earring, my earring punya screw drop into the sink. Shit. Helix piercing still healing. Having a hard time drying my hair while I have to make sure I don't know my helix piercing. Irritating.

Screwed by mum, later by dad

Today, woke up at 8:30a.m. Yes, I skipped school today because today's paper is Add Maths. I was supposed to take that subject last year, but since I know I'm weak at maths, and another mathematics subject on my list is gonna give my brain hell, I decided to drop it. Sendiri tahu tak boleh handle Add Maths lah..


Ok, so the day started out like this. Dad was on his way to work....

Me : Hey dad, where's the car keys?
Dad : Oh, at the table there.
Me : Ok
Dad : Oh yeah, one more thing........wash the car and cover it when you're done.

Read what my dad said. When you're done....

THOSE 3 MAGIC WORDS I HEARD. WHEN I'M DONE.....DRIVING!!!!!!

Oh dad, you're the best.

Wait for dad to go off. Saw my neighbour Uncle Roslan going out, was about to ask him whether is there any police officers hanging out at the nearby mamak. But he went off. Sin Wi's birthday was yesterday, I didn't have time to buy her anything yet. So today decided to go to Leisure Mall.....by car. Yes, for once no need to walk under the hot merciless morning sun.

Was nervous at first, I mean. Imagine drive halfway patrol car signaled me to stop aside. Kena loh!!!

Well, now or never. I drove the car out slowly, and then joyride!!! Music blasting out loud, now I know how you ah bengs felt.

Parked nearby the housing area, a stone's throw from Leisure Mall. Walked to Memory Lane to buy her gift, went to Popular bookstore to read some mags. Then, time to go back.

Love the feeling when your favourite song is blasting from your speakers, windows rolled down, system up. Bugger, I hate it ah, when people drive so bloody slow and then last minute give signal. When driving on the long stretch road at my housing area, was going 60mph. WHOOOO!!! The thrill.

Mum phoned, told her what happened.

Mum : DAAAANIIEEELLL!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!
Me : I had to, because the weather was so hot..
Mum : Yeah yeah, nice excuse Dan!!! Next time no more ah!!

Should have shut up

Kids, don't try this stunt. Its risky and can cause your mum and dad ringgits to bail you out from the police station. : )

2nd is best

Today was choir competition finals. We made it to the final 5 for the first time in 3 years.

Sigh, exams next week and yet we form 5 are busy focusing on delivering in the competition. Mdm. Tee told us to try get Top 3. Wow, at first we thought it was a hard task to complete, since the other 4 schools are Convent Bukit Nanas, St. Mary's, SMK Saujana and also SMK Wangsa Melawati.

One school we love to see perform is Convent Bukit Nanas. Last week we saw them performing Katy Perry's "Hot and Cold" as an introduction song.

7: 10 a.m, teacher asked us to go to the music room to prepare and do final practices. Matthew wasn't feeling well, down with fever. Sam and I even joked that Matthew is down with swine flu. ;)

So here's some pics in the music room...

Matthew resting.


Yu Kin being a douche.


Sam and Santosh.

Today was the day we had to give our very best for the last time for choir. This is the last year for me, Santosh, YiVonn, Matthew, Angeline, Eve to contribute something for the choir.

Ok, so after the last practice, we went down to the school hall where the finals will be held. As we lined up to the hall, Pn. Hajah Halimah our headmistress gave us a speech to congrat us for making it this far. She was so happy for us, she was close to tears. Awwwhhhh..........

The choir finals started with the primary schools. SK Convent Bukit Nanas 1's choir was nice, SJK (c) Jalan Davidson's choir was cute, SJK (c) Taman Connaught's performance was ok, SJK (c) Tsun Jin (my primary school from 1999 to 2004) was quite soft.

Then, teacher asked us to go to the geography room to give us final briefings and final preparations. 10 :30 a.m we have to be at the backstage ready to perform.

Judges were late for the second part of the finals, the Secondary school group. We were standing at the backstage for 10 minutes, patiently waiting for the judges to be in the hall. Slowly the hall was filled with the primary school choir groups and also the secondary schools, with a class of SMK Seri Mutiara students sitting at the last row giving us some support.

Eve and Yi Vonn went up stage, bowed, and then Eve starts the music. For our introduction, we used part of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". Both sides were busy making animal noises. Matthew was the donkey of the choir, also known as the ass of the choir. Santosh was the cow, Yu Xin's sister was the bird, and I'm the pigeon.

Starting part, Santosh and I will walk first before the rest follows. As we both walked out, we were surprised by the loud applause for us. Thanks guys!!

Selamat Pergi Pahlawanku was the first song. Halfway through the song, the hall's students, teachers gave us a round of applause. Another morale boost!!! Then, second song was our time to shine, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".

Yi Vonn gave the signal for the girls to sit, and the boys to continue standing. We boys would then act like we're sleeping. While we're at it, both boys and girls will make animal sounds to give the audiences a jungle-like feeling. Then at the second bar of the song, we boys would then stretch ourselfs and wake up. Boys will start the song, then the girls will slowly 'rise up' and sing along too.

At one part of the song, "In the village, the quiet village...", we all would slowly give the 'what the heck?!' face expression and turned to Jet Yee, which she would do a mosqitoe sound. Then after a few seconds, I would give a pat on Santosh's shoulder and point at Jet Yee's head. He would then prepare to clap on top of her head, to let the audience know that there was a nyamuk. The audience burst into laughter.

At the end of the song, the last part of the 'weeeeeeeee weyum bam bo weh' (what the heck?!), we boys would stop singing. Then when Yi Vonn signalled us to 'ummmmmmmm', Yu Kin would do a Tarzan chant.

When the music stops, we were greeted with cheers for our performances. Good job.

I'm really impressed by the other school's performance. Convent Bukit Nanas was abit off tune but overall they were great.

We then went to the geography room to eat. Santosh again, took 2 packets of chicken rice.

Ok, while waiting for the results, Santosh and I went out to go to the loo, one of the prefect who saw the results bumped into us, and told us the news. Santosh and I wanted to scream so badly. But she asked us to keep quiet about it.

We both went back to the hall, smilling. I shook hands with Eve, she doesn't even have a clue about what's going on. So for the next 30 minutes and so, Santosh and I couldn't stop smilling. Mabel and Weng Xiong thought we were mad.

After the judges speech, headmistress speech, some goverment servant speech, finally results time.

Guess what? 2nd place. We all screamed like mad people, macam dapat nombor 1. The bad thing is that SMK Saujana was sitting behind us and have to bear with us celebrating infront of them.

But what surprises me that St. Mary got 4th place. 3rd place goes to SMK Wangsa Melawati (more on that school later), 2nd place is us, and 1st place goes to the usual winners, Convent Bukit Nanas. Look, if every year Pineapple school keeps on winning, what's the point of the other 22 schools competing? Mind as well just give the trophy to Pineapple school and start a competition for schools to battle for 2nd place? Just kidding,

Sam told me, we lost to Convent Bukit Nanas by a vote and a point. Kicking myself now.

They say our headmistress was full of tears of joy. Then we all went up on stage for photo session after getting our trophy. Oh yeah, each one of us got a certificate and a small trophy.

So after the photo session, time to release the joy. All of us decided to go out to the assembly ground and scream. I know, sure gonna attract alot of attention.

3,2,1........WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!

Yu Kin, he swore that if we made it to the final 5, he will cut off his manhood. He swore!! When we made it to the finals, he diam diam already. Sam and I branded him as a pussy already. Thank goodness he didn't promised anything if we get 2nd place.

So, Sam, Santosh and I decided to carry Yu Kin and take his shoes off. We did it, played American Football with it. Yu Kin be happy that Santosh didn't do a touchdown with your leather shoes ok?


The trophy


Hehe, naib johan. Bangganya!!!!

Will never forget this day, the day we were a vote and a point away from beating pineapple school

UCSI Earth Hour event

On the 28th of March 2009, Earth Hour started. It was the day where everyone of us are encouraged to switched off our lights at home, office or anywhere to save electricity and do our part to save the earth. Some say its just a publicity stunt, but to me, Earth Hour makes saving the environment fun.

Yesterday, University College Sedaya International has organized an event in conjunction with Earth Hour. The people at UCSI had activities like dodgeball, an indie band concert, countdown and the 60 human line.

Waited outside the UCSI waiting for Tom and Sam. Bumped into Kok Yew, Hua Xiang, Junh Xiang. Then later on bumped into Hui Xian, Wan Zhuin and the rest. Brandon, Xiao C and me were wearing Baby Milo shirts, Hui Xian thought we berpakat pakai Baby Milo shirt.

UCSI delayed the event to start at 7:30 p.m instead of 6:30 p.m. But that wasn't a problem for us, we all just can't wait for Earth Hour.


The dodgeball court, with the organizers doing final preparations.





Dodgeball was awesome. I thought the dodgeball would be as hard as a volleyball, but it was soft and not very bouncy. LOL.

Sam, Me, Brandon and a UCSI student teamed up against another batch of UCSI students, lost.

Then second time, we were against another batch of outsiders. I finally managed to hit my opponents, before being targeted.


Seeing Hui Xian and gang playing dodgeball was funny.


The indie band did a great job entertaining the crowd, love the guitar solos.


Before our candles were lighted


Waiting for the UCSI building to switch off the lights.


Oh boy, the countdown was the first main event. Everyone had their candles lighted. Sam was the one that always blows our candle light off all the time. We went mad, chasing each other while holding our lighted candles.




Sam, me and Diong.


Sam, me and Wan Zhuin


Group photo, don't know what's wrong with Xiao C. I think she got high before us.


Our candles.


Another group photo.


Sam's bag was a centimeter away from being burnt.

Then, 8:29p.m, the countdown begins....

10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

HAPPY EARTH HOUR PEOPLE!!!!

UCSI's main campus lights were switched off, every one screamed went crazy.


Sam, I know what are you gonna do...


Me and Sam.

Right after the countdown, the band kick off with cover of John Lennon's famous single, "Imagine". Everyone started to sing along.


Atmosphere was awesome..


Hui Xian and me.


My candle.


My candle on the left, Sam's on the right.


Forming the 60 human line. Don't have any pics of it, will take it from UCSI's blogspot.




Emcee Benji.....gosh he's like the coolest senior a college would love to have.




What happened to my candle?

Ok, this is when we all went mad, especially me and Hui Xian. That time Sam and his parents went off to KLCC.


The band made us sing along so loud, jumped like mad kids, screamed like the witch from Left 4 Dead. Screw the candles, the band performed "Time is Running Out" by Muse. When was the last time I had so much fun, after all the hectic school schedule? I guess the high school students were more mad than the college kids.

After the event, we all went to a nearby cafe to eat. I'll let the pics to the talking.













LOL.

Ok, in conclusion, UCSI did a great job for organizing the Earth Hour event. Next year will be back for sure.

48/50

Today just went for the undang test, was so worried that I'll flunk. But when I clicked on 'keputusan' after answering all 50 questions.....I got 48/50.

I didn't manage to have a good rest, only slept at 2 a.m. I had to go to school today early in the morning just to pass my pendrive to Ian. He's supposed to wait at the bus stop, but when I reach there, Mr Chew was sitting there. So waited for him to go in to school, luckily bumped into Sam, so I asked him to pass it to Ian.

The driving school instructor will be at my place at around 11a.m. Went back home, sleep again. I didn't manage to complete all 500 questions, just until 290+.

Kyle came over around 10:30 a.m. We did some last minute revision, trying hard not to screw up the Kejara demerit system. Edwin came quite late, around 11 a.m.

I'm worried about Edwin the most, because he's colour blind. I'm serious wei, I thought he was joking around, but I think he's telling the truth. We'll see how it goes afterwards

Ok, now I remember to bring my original I.C.

Arrived at the exam centre, then gave out our I.Cs to the counter. I thought my I.C is also my MyKad also mah? Isn't it? Oh well, I had to pay RM 10 for driving license digital photo. Shit lah. Ok, after a few minutes, I was called to collect my paying receipt, and go into the computer hall and start the exam.

First 10 questions were colour test. Oh boy, I wonder how Edwin will fare in this one. It was easy, I don't think so I will wrong a single question. Then the next 5 questions is to test whether you know your ABCs or not.

Then the 50 question starts. This time I carefully read the questions, carefully eliminate the wrong answers and carefully select the correct ones. Some were confusing, some were damn obvious. The questions I hated the most is the one where they give you a picture with 3 cars labelled A B C and D. Then they'll ask you which one should go first or which one you should give way to.

Recheck my answers the second time, then I decided to click 'tamat ujian'. Then the computer checked my answers. Results came out.......

48/50.

WHOOOO!!!!! I whought I would just passed the exam, never expect to get 48 wei!!!

Before that I noticed that Edwin was outside sitting. I thought he was done with the exam, until when I came out and asked him about it, he said he failed the colour and eye sight test.

Kyle came out, giving me that 'I'm dead' look. When he got his results, he failed....by just a quesion. 42 is the passing mark, he got 41. And guess what, he answered it in English, which is harder than answering it in Bahasa Melayu.

Ok, tell you something. Of the 6 students that the teacher fetched to the exam centre, I was the only one who passed the test.

Mum and dad were very happy, ended up celebrating at my neighbour's nasi lemak stall. Oh my, when was the last time I tasted such good ikan bakar ah?

Went back to school for handball training. Was much more like a circus than a school team training. Let Santosh and gang entertain you!!!! Well, that's much for today, Mac Boy signing out!!

Whoot!!! New number!!!

Now after dad and I bought my mum a new phone, we decided it is best for her to use the old number. So that means I will be getting my mew number soon.

Oh yeah, I heard that Maxis allows you to customize your own number. I would like to have 0122211992 as my number.

012 - My preferred sim number
22 - My birthday number
1 - My birthday month
1992 - My birthday year

Instead, yesterday I went to Maxis. This is my first time buying a new number. Fine, call me noob loh, like you so damn pro like that. As I walked in to their Cheras office, one of their workers attended to me with a warm smile. I never felt so happy. I mean, usually workers would stare at you with a dulan look, but at Maxis, its all good.

Asked about the price of a new number, they gave me an answer I didn't expect.

RM 8.80.

I nearly answered.....

"Serious shit? Serious ah, RM 8.80?"

So I asked about me creating my own number. I heart broke into pieces when they say it is only available for post-paid customers. Isshh!!!!

Fine fine fine, after slowly selecting the numbers on a piece of paper, I finally choose 012XXXXXXX.


My new baby.


Saw this phone, Maxis is offering it for RM 200+ with their Maxis Plus 150 plan. Must be postpaid.


With all these great features, I found out the price at Nokia.com.my. RM 750. Wanted to buy this phone for dad.


The friendly people at Maxis told me that I have to wait for 2 hours after purchasing the new number, then only can use. Cuz' they have to like, register it and wait for the confirmation.

Yes, at 7 p.m, I finally get to use my new number. Today only started to send countless of messages to my buddies, saying that I changed to a new number. A total of 90 people I sent.

But most of the replies I got was....

'Which Daniel? Mak, Lai or Chan?"

Had this stupid poster to do. Perpaduan teras kejayaan.

Did it within 1 hour, last minute started to do. Mum lectured me.

I wonder, how can Malaysia be a great successful country when our politicians are acting like monkeys, people still haveing racial issues, demonstration going on, PAS being narrowed minded like kids, people not unified and so on?

The goverment should stop using pointless propaganda and start being real for God's sake.