Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dad says...

4 As.......and a car. 4As for SPM.

: )

Got a few selected results for some subjects. But the most important one is BM, which I scored.....60. B3, 5 marks till an A2. DO'H!!

You should see my classmates all panicked when Pn. Mariah came into our class.

'"Sei kei dou....(our death date)." Edwin Kok. Gosh after waiting patiently for 3 months, he still have yet to get his Proton Satria Neo H-Line. The smart thing he did was, he paid everything.

As you know, when everyone starts to panic, the class will be noisy. Chan Kuan Kiat and Chin Wai Mun, both teasing each other whether will they pass of fail. "You prepare bring home gajah (codename for G = Gagal = Fail)", Wai Mun joked to Kuan Kiat.

"You prepare kena potong lah. No credit no lan ah!!", replies Kuan Kiat.

As Pn. Mariah asked us to keep quiet until she is satisfied, we all begged her to just give out our BM marks. We all could not stand the pressure and tension already.

One by one Pn. Mariah called out our names. Alan Ang for 50+ for paper 1. Total marks is 130. Then when Kuan Kiat got his paper, he litterally jumped for joy and danced around the class. He got a C, which is a credit grade. Wai Mun also got C, but higher marks than Kuan Kiat. Both of them just passed the 45% score.

When Pn. Mariah called out my name, she said 'Tahniah" to me. I didn't get what she meant until I got my paper 1 marks.......

92/130

O.O!! AWESOME!!! I JUST BOOKED A TICKET TO COLLEGE!!! JANUARY INTAKE HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! XD

Ok, so paper 1 is 92/130, paper 2 is 52/110

92+52= 144

130+110 = 240

144/240= 0.6 x 100% = 60%

Thank You Lord!!!

It was such a huge relief for me. I got C5 for BM on the mid year exam. Now its B3. I'm just dissapointed that I didn't score alot for paper 2. Need to read more Malay books and newspaper. And read more Malay subtitles while watching Hong Kong dramas ;P

I got my Perdagangan paper 1 score, 24/50. Its bad, was aiming for 30 or better. Guess its up to paper 2 to decide whether I get a strong credit for Perdagangan or I just passed or worst, failed that paper.

No need to ask about accounts and maths, Accounts was 2 marks away from passing, and maths I failed. Don't be surprised, I am that bad at maths. Oh yeah, Science I got B3.

2 B3, 2G. Hope tomorrow can get my Sejarah and Art results.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Oh you people get a life.......I'm serious!!!

Came back from church, had flu. Slept late last night because I was busy battling parasite-controlled African soldiers and Las Plagas creatures in Resident Evil 5.

Came back around 2 :30 p.m, bathe and then changed to take a nice afternoon nap.

Guess what I dreamed? Hagen Daaz ice cream. Boy, never in my life I had those ice cream before. Was this close of enjoying my first bite (in a dream)

....until someone knocked the auto gate lock hard to wake me up.

Guess who? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Oh damn it those fanatics. I swear if they come knocking again I will preach to them from the book of Genesis to Revelation. Not even a chance to preach to me about their so-called religion.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I would like to thank an anonymous friend of mine who found this blog.

http://nelson-tyj.blogspot.com/

Kiddo copied my blog post and posted on blog. Nice one.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Short post

Oh gosh, holidays are a bore. I've been playing Need for Speed Shift, doing revision for a few hours, play piano and that's it.

SPM is a few months away, and surprisingly......I'm not worried. Monday is my arts paper, 3 hours, 10 a.m to 1p.m. I haven't prepared yet, I'm used to last minute sketches, you know me.

Watched G-Force already, its quite predictable. I managed to guess who's the real baddie in the first few minutes of the film. No, its not the owner of that electrical appliances company, its the mole (sorry for spoilers :P).

Mr. Yanshu is the bad guy......

Oh yeah, today is Hao Yang and Pei Zhi's birthday. Blessed birthday to you 2, make beautiful babies in future kay?

I'm done.

P.s : Zhi, not you 2 together, seperate lah. He make his own babies, you make yours lah. Haha

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Short post

It was 1:30 a.m......

Mac : *exercising on his cute merry go round*

DM : Mac, it'll be great if you exercise often, but not at this hour kay?

Mac : *continues exercise*

DM : Mac......your owner needs to sleep now, I have to wake up at 8 a.m for a video shoot, please?

Mac : *pauses, looks at owner, continues exercise routine*

DM : What am I gonna do to ya, sigh....nite furball.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Fingers Crying



Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*i got a feeling

*whooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooohh
*that tonights gonna be a good night
*that tonight's gonna be a good good night

WENYI ♥ says:
*RAWKS WEHHH!!

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I gotta feeling

WENYI ♥ says:
*i love that song!

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH
*That tonight's gonna be a good night
*that tonights gonna be a good good niiight
*lets burn the roof'
*and they we'll do it again
*lets do it
*lets do it
*lets do it do it do i
*8it

WENYI ♥ says:
*lols..
*i tot you listening You?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I know that we'll have a bomb
*if we get down and just loose it all
**forgot lyrics
*wait ah...

WENYI ♥ says:
*not bomb lah, is ball =x

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wait itu fergie nyanyi dulu
*sekarang Will I Am
**wait.....
*......
*........
*...........
*I know that we;ll have a ball
*erm...
*wah she too fast
*che che che che
*fill up my cup
*mosetov
*lets paint the town
*we'll shut it down
*lets burn the roof
*and then we'll do it again
*lets do it

WENYI ♥ says:
*yahh LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*lets do it
*lets do it do it do it
*AAARRGGHHHH
*um dim

WENYI ♥ says:
*start all over again jor

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*noooo
*fingers crying

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I GOT MY MONEY (PAID
*Fill up my cup
*the himes
*look at her dancing
*just take it off
*and then we'll do it again
*lets do it
*do it X%
*X5
*HERE WE COME HERE WE GO
*WE GOT A ROCK
*NOW WE ON TOP
*give up
*Monday
*tuesday
*wednesday
*thursday
*frieday

WENYI ♥ says:
*very fast weh you~
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*saturday
*sunday
*u knwo what we say
*paryt everyday
*I gotta feeling

WENYI ♥ says:
*party everyday!

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*ytjhat tonights gonna me a good night x6
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH
*THAT TONITES GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
*GOOD GOOD NIGHT
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OHHHH
*yessss!!!

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL cool lah weh
*ur fingers work so fast..

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*waaiit
*I wanna
*I never thought that i was so blind
*I can finally see the truth
*its me for u
*and I
*never imagine I'm by yr side
*too far for u
*and hear me say
*dont throw me away
*there's no way out
*I' gootaaa hold u somehow
*I wanna I wanan touch u
*U wanna touch me too
*everyway and when they set me free
*just put yr hands on me
*take everyth............urrgghh skip
**wait...
*I wanna I wanna touch you
*u wanna touch me troo
*everyday all i have is time
*our love a perfect crime
*everyway and when they set me free
*just put yr hands on me

WENYI ♥ says:
*lols..
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*what song u nak saya type?
*do u know what's worth fighting for

WENYI ♥ says:
*21 guns!
*cool weh~
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*when its not worth dying for
*does it take yr breath away
*and u feel yrself suffercating
*does the pain ????
*and u look for a place to hide
*did someone break yr heart inside

WENYI ♥ says:
*....weigh out the prise
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*yr in ruins
*1
*21 GUNS
*lay down yr hands give up the fight
*one 21 guns
*throw up yr hands
*into the sky
*u and I
*ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*when u at the end of the road
*and u lost all sense of controkl
*and u thoughts have taken their tow
*when yr mind breaks the spirit of yr sould\
*yr faith walks on broken glas
*and the hangover doesnt last
*nothings ever buiid to last yr in ruins
*1 21 guns
*lay down yr hands
*give up the fight
*1 21 guns
*throw up yr hands into the sky
*u and i
*ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh

WENYI ♥ says:
*aahhh?
* - -

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*did u try to live on yr own
*when u burn down the house alone
*did u stand too close to the fire
*that the ????? looking for forgiveness from the starss
**JENG JENG JNEEEEGGGGGGGG
**GUITAR SOLO*
**fingers rest

WENYI ♥ says:
*lai liao lai liao..
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*when its time to live and let die
*and u cant get another try
*something inside ????
*yr in ruins
*1 2 3 4
*1 21 guns
*lay down yr hands
*give up the fight
*1
*21
*guns
*throw up yr hands into the sky
*1 21 guns
*lay down yr hands give up the fight
*1 21 guns
*throw up yr hands into the sky
*u and I
*ahhhhhh ahhhhh whooo
*done

WENYI ♥ says:
*finish you!
*LOL
*cool~
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*305 checking in for remix
*hahahaha
*???????????
*1 2 3 4
*uno
*I know u want me
*u know I want cha
*I know u want me
*U know I want cha
*I know U want me
*U know I want cha
*rumba see
*lo
*lol
*?????????????
*umdi yahoo gaaahh
**rap too fast*
*I know u want me
*u know I want cha
*I knw u want me
*U knw I want cha
*I knw u want me
*U know i want cha
WENYI ♥ says:
*itu got french geh wohh
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*1 2 3 4
*rummba see
*itu suruh rumba goohh
*??????
*umdeh yahooo gahaaahh

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
**rap*
*I know u want me
*U knwo i want cha
*I know u wnat me
*u know I want cha
*1 2 3 4
*UNO TROS GRES GUAT
*Rumbahh see
*??????????
*umdeh yahoo ghhaaaahh
*baby???????? I got cribs I got condos we can stay
*baby I dont care what they say
*I knw u want me

WENYI ♥ says:
*yerr.. dun dis song lah.. song ni sot geh
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*hey
*hey
*hey
*uuuohhhhh
*ohhhhhh
*ooohhhhhh
*ooohhhh
*I know they wanna come and sepereate us
*but they cant do us nothing
*lol
*AKON TOO FAST
*WO YAU JIAN CHI DAU LI ????????
*LIANG GE XIN YUE ???????
*lol

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*bloody pin yin

WENYI ♥ says:
*chinese!
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*mei ren hui dong
*shi wo men de mong
*I dont care what they say
*I wanna be with u
*wo bu ??

*I gonna be with u
*gonna be with u
*seems lik everyday harder
*wo chi dau ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*keepin it always true
*and no one know
*why I into u
*shoes
*mei ren hui dong she wo men de mong
*yeaahhheehhh

WENYI ♥ says:
*lol.. too fast lahh

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*and I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY
*i gonna be with u
*gona be with u
*wo bu zhe me shou
*I gonan be with u
*gonna be with u
*u are everything
*in my life see the joy u bring
*no matter hwta
*that's what I..
*be in my life with me
*queen b
*miami
*nyc
*club blimb
*anually
*security
*worry b
*another g
*shit gets hot u cool me
*hotter than a super ride
*LOL

WENYI ♥ says:
*lols!
*not shit lahh ==
Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wilber pan rap too fast
*shit lah

WENYI ♥ says:
*is it lahh

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*they censored it

WENYI ♥ says:
*not shit lah
*LOLS

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*see
*I lost type already
*aduh
*RADIO KILLAAA KILAAA
*ohhhhhh ohhhhh eehhh
*ehh ehh ellaa
*I like girls

WENYI ♥ says:
*0.0 cookie jar

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*they like me
*they look so good
*in them 7 jeans
*u could be my one and my only
*I wnan be faithful but keep my hands off the cookie jar
*mh hands x9
*u see I got this problem
*URRGGHH RAP AGAIN
*find em
*closet
*chocolate
*my girl be setting boobee trap
*throught with that
*give up
*fingers crying

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wait

WENYI ♥ says:
*why u kip choosing got rap geh =x

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*jai ho!!!
*wah thsi girl gila
*jai ho!!!
*jai hoo!!!
*I got fever running like a fire
*jai ho!!!
*Jai hooo
*JAAAAAAAAAAI HOOOOOOOOOOOO
*JAII HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*jai hooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*JAI HO!!!!!
*JAAAAAAAAAAI HOOOOO
*JAAIII HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WENYI ♥ says:
*why u kipp JAIIIII HOOOOOOO

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*JAAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* JAAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*CATCH ME X7
*I will follow
*JAI HO!!!
*Escpe
*away
*I take u to a place
*jai ho@!@!@
*jai hoo!!!
*i can feel u rushing to my veins
*ocens in my heart
*keep in coming
*jai hoooooooooooooo
*JAAII HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*JAAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*JAAUI HOOOOOOOOOO

WENYI ♥ says:
*- - ''

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*JAAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*JAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*JAI HOOOOOOOOOO
*SO COME AND DANCE WITH ME
*JAIII HOOOOOOOO
*CATCH ME X9
*save me
*yrs forever
*I will follow
*JAI HOOO
*yayayayahheeeyy
*yayayayayyayayaheeyyyyyyyyyyy
*I need u
*gonna make it
*I'm ready so take it
*JAI HOOOOOOO
*JAI HOOOOOOO
* JAI HOOOOOOO
*JAI HOOOOOOOOO
*JAI HOOOOOOOOO
*JAI HOO

WENYI ♥ says:
**daniel sot jor*

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*stop us
*btween us
*dane with me
*jai hoooooo
*fire fire
*jai hooooo
*gfire fire
*fire fire
*jai hooooooo

WENYI ♥ says:
**daniel's fingers is bleeding*
*JAIIIIII HOOOOOOO~

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*i make them good girls go bad
*go girls go bad
*baf
*8bad
*bad
*bad

WENYI ♥ says:
*- -

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*bad
*i knwo u dadays little fitrl\take a bite
*let me shake up yr world
*YYYRURURUPAJH/DOGQ/

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*can post at blog?

WENYI ♥ says:
*can..

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*u ahnging at yr corner qith 5 mins firends
*good girls go bad
*go bsd
*bd
*bad
*bad
*bad
*bad

WENYI ♥ says:
*i dah print screen tim =x

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*LOL

WENYI ♥ says:
*haha

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*girl let me touch u like a ???
*I wanna show u I a gentleman

WENYI ♥ says:
*- - lols

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*excuse me little mama
*I wanna be on u
*on u
*I wana be on u
*on u
*if u dont like that
*send it right back
*I just gotta say
*stupid ne yo
*nak repeat lagi
*I wana be on u

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*ahhh
*this song
*yr on the phone
*gf is upste

WENYI ♥ says:
*toot.

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*she doesnt get ur humur like i do
*I in the room tyupical night
*she doesnt like shell never like yr sroy like I do
*she wear shorts skirtr
*t shirt
**wait
*if u can see ......give up
*taylor swift also damn fast

WENYI ♥ says:
*haha

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*she dulan kanye west
*nak sing fast
*hoi sei ngo

WENYI ♥ says:
*u choose all song cepat cepat geh
*she got dulan kanye huh?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*twinkle twinkle little star

WENYI ♥ says:
*- -

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*how I wonder what u are
*up above the world so high
*like a diamond in the sky
*twinkle twinkle little star
*how I wonder what you are.

WENYI ♥ says:
*LOLS

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*print screen I listen twinkle little star

WENYI ♥ says:
*lols.
*kay

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I'm bad
*I'm bad

WENYI ♥ says:
*dim jor LOL

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*yeah yeah bad
*U KNOW I'M BAD
*I'M BAD
*WHOOOOOO
*SHAKAMOONAH

WENYI ♥ says:
*MJ fast also geh woh

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*aiya
*forget it

WENYI ♥ says:
*ur fingers can throw away jor.

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*hahah new one needed

James Bond my crash was better than your crash!!!


NAHHHH!!!

Mac, how do you sleep?







You be the judge

Monday, September 21, 2009

Just played Need for Speed Shift on the PC. Was blown by the major improvements. Think GRID plus deep customization. The Honda S2000 is back, and if you thought Pagani Zonda F is the fastest car in the game, think again. Pagani Zonda R, Bugatti, and the ever mispelled Koenigseggigseggnigseggnigseggnigseggniseggnigsegg (Gaarrrrgghh who created this name?!) CCX

Note : Koenigsegg CCX

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Car Batte in NFS:S

I know I should not jump into conclusion that Need for Speed Shift will be better than ProStreet, but damn...CAR BATTLE MODE!!! Joshua you know what I mean!!

Sick of the constant arguing of which car is better than the other? Well, Need For Speed Shift lets you answer that question. Imagine, a racing game that allows you to pit you against your friend in a battle to determine which car is better. Fancy the Porsche 911 going against the American muscle, Corvette GT-R? What about Europe's elites, Koenigsegg CCX against Pagani Zonda R? Maybe a little rivalry between the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X against the Evolution 9?

Oh don't worry, its stock car settings. So no mods, no tricks, the cars are just straight from the factory, ready for you to smoke rubber.

September 15 is the release date, and I googled to see got any latest reviews. And surprisingly, all positive scores. IGN gave it a 9 out of 10, so this shows how much Need For Speed has been improved since Prostreet and Undercover. :) I'm getting my original copy, hopefully tomorrow. I wanna own around the world!!!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye, Don't Worry...Serena also lost it too.

Serena Williams will shove a tennis ball right in the lineswomen buttocks. Hehe

In the end, she lost to KimClijsters. Should see Venus Williams' face expression, she didn't know Serena that well too.

2009....Kanye West Lost It Again

And I thought Kanye West would be good this year, nah. He ego got the best out of him. If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, its the 2009 MTV Music Video Awards show, an award show for music videos.

Taylor Swift won 'Best Female Video' award, defeating Beyonce Knowles and the rest. While giving out a speech, Kanye West took the mic from her (which is so unprofessional of him as an artiste), and declare that 'Beyonce had the best music video of that year'.

Kanye, dude, I admire your work, your rap style, your producing skills, and so on. But darn, you had to abuse your freedom of speech rights, you had to make an ass of yourself, and get your 3 minutes of fame. Look what you done to poor Taylor Swift. She was left dumbstruck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOOPHe3QHU

2009, Kanye West lost it. Damn, your mama must be proud. You had to make people think you're the shittiest sore loser, wimp (and a pussy) to the music industry, and to your fans worldwide.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Daniel Mark Do you know the muffin man?

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Darshini Mahendan
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Jethro Sang
Jethro Sang
the muffin man?
29 minutes ago · Delete
Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
Yes, the muffin man. :)
28 minutes ago · Delete
Jethro Sang
Jethro Sang
thanks for playing along
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Hello? Anyone notice I'm here? =.=''
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Jethro Sang
Jethro Sang
yes we do, my dear
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Finally. Haha, so who's the muffin man? =O
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Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
well....the muffin man is.....*runs away*
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Oi! Come back here! We're not done! =/ Why is this such a huge secret? =.=
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
Oh! the muffin man! From the um wait,what's the name again?
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Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
Do you know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane?
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Is Drury Lane from Shrek?? I know THAT muffin man. are we talking about the same guy? =O
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
um =.='' where is Drury Lane? A place where muffins live?
9 minutes ago · Delete
Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
LOL, yes darsh that muffin man!!
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Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
they don't call you blur for nothing Vi
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Yes! Got it! Wooho! =D I know him! Yeah!
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
eh..that's not a GINGERBREAD-MAN??! =.=
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Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
Vi, muffin and ginger are 2 different things.
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
oh ohkay..arghhhh!!
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Darshini Mahendan
Darshini Mahendan
Oh wait.. Eventhough I said muffin man..I keep thinking of the gingerbread man. What does the muffin man look like btw?
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
that's why. I thought that is gingerbread man in shrek? lol muffin man looks like a muffin,duh...the round,um thingy with choco chips,hahaha.
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Vivian T Yee
Vivian T Yee
and..a muffin man is a bit different. It can talk,walk and dance! muahaha
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Daniel Mark
Daniel Mark
DARSH A MUFFIN MAN IS A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A MUFFIN, SMELLS LIKE A MUFFIN, TASTE LIKE A MUFFIN AND IS A MUFFIN. HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THE WORD 'MUFFIN MAN'??!! hahaha gone nuts
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Darshini Mahendan
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Friday, September 11, 2009

Birds Refused to Listen to Man

God blessed them (man and women). God said to them, 'Be fertile and become many. Fill the land and conquer it. Dominate the fish of the sea, the birds of the sky, and every beast that walks the land. - Genesis 1:28

Means mankind shall dominate every single creature on earth, including the birds in the air. But tell me, when I ask the birds in my school "WHO SHAT ON MY CAR HOOD?!" they refuse to answer me? Hehe.

Then on the next day, Daniel thank God for the birds for lessing him again by blessing on his front car window. Urgghhh......

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Phew....just had cheese naan with 2 tanduri chicken and 2 roti canai and a glass of orange juice and limau ais. Burp.........

Hungry until like this

Iqa....we're gonna hog the headlines tomorrow.......

2 teenage kids pass out during online on Facebook.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

1Malaysia Not Doing Well

You know? If you wanna relocate a temple, do it in a very very civilized way for God's sake. But damn it, don't take matters into your own hands. Bringing a cow's head, spiting on it and so on insults the Hindu. I know nothing about Hinduism or anything about its religion, so I Wikipedia-ed it and here's why a cow is, to the Hindus, important.

Cows are venerated within the Hindu religion of India. According to Vedic scripture they are to be treated with the same respect 'as one's mother' because of the milk they provide; "The cow is my mother. The bull is my sire." They appear in numerous stories from the Puranas and Vedas. The deity Krishna is brought up in a family of cowherders, and given the name Govinda (protector of the cows). Also Shiva is traditionally said to ride on the back of a bull named Nandi. Bulls in particular are seen as a symbolic emblem of selfless duty and religion. In ancient rural India every household had a few cows which provided a constant supply of milk and a few bulls that helped as draft animals. Many Hindus feel that at least it was economically wise to keep cattle for their milk rather than consume their flesh for one single meal.

Gandhi explains his feelings about cow protection as follows: "The cow to me means the entire sub-human world, extending man's sympathies beyond his own species. Man through the cow is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. Why the ancient rishis selected the cow for apotheosis is obvious to me. The cow in India was the best comparison; she was the giver of plenty. Not only did she give milk, but she also made agriculture possible. The cow is a poem of pity; one reads pity in the gentle animal. She is the second mother to millions of mankind. Protection of the cow means protection of the whole dumb creation of God. The appeal of the lower order of creation is all the more forceful because it is speechless."

Now, imagine, a group of Muslim protesters, protesting about the relocation of a Hindu temple, marched angrily with a cow's head and treat it with disrespect. How shameful is their act? Where is the respect between different religions? I don't understand, its the Month of Fasting for you people, instead of being holy and doing good deeds, you make a total idiot of yourselves. Can't you all have a peaceful talk with the authorities in charge to relocate the temple, in a orderly manner?

Face it, I don't give a damn if a fanatic read this blog post and comment and complain about this. There is no need to hide. Don't you know that this news has been spread around the world? Imagine what image we're projecting to the other countries?

1Malaysia, yeah it sure sounds nice on TV, radio, newspaper and so. But in reality, 1Malaysia to me will be a complete failure if we as a nation don't tolerate with each other well in this country. Then, I have the guts to say that the motto "1Malaysia" by our Prime Minister is just for show only.

Najib, sir, just because you launch websites and web portals promoting unity among different races doesn't mean its helping alot on your target. Walk the talk please and thank you very much.

Monday, September 7, 2009


Yeah, I know. Hot rite? I know

Coming Out of the Closet

As manager of Kent Learns To Rock (KLTR), I'm deeply disappointed about the pictures of Kent and his gay partner being posted on his blog, and also this is a shock to his fans. It actually gives the band a huge boost ahead of the tour, since its a trend that celebrities announce that they are 'coming out of the closet' through their official blogs and website.

As manager of Kent Learns To Rock, I will respect his decision (Kent) to lead a homosexual lifestyle and wish him the best with his partney

Leslie : Actually hor, I suspected him being gay loh. Everytime in the car sure give me that gayish eye contact. Makes me feel so uneasy lah. But I as the second guitarist of the band, and also one of his heng dais respect his decision into leading this lifestyle. Good luck Kent!!

MJ Jun : I knew it!!! I knew he was gay lah!! Whenever I was practicing smashing guitars, he told me countless of times that he finds it sexy and turns him on. I knew it lah!!! Anyway, I wish him the best with his partner and make beautiful babies

Daniel : MJ Jun, guy and guy cannot produce babies lah. Both sperms clash together, tak jadi lah. Only sperm and egg baru boleh.

MJ Jun : Ohhh...anyway wish you 2 the best lah.

Wa-Der : Kent gay meh?! Oh my God, all the while he was staring at me when I eat. I thought he looking and leng lui behind wei. Diu loh.......am I that leng zhai ah? Anyway, like Leslie and MJ Jun, I also wish him the best lah.

(* ALL THESE ARE FALSE AND MADE UP DUE TO CREATIVITY)

Moral Exam SPM Trials

Today's Moral exam paper was kinda easy, after getting last minute tips from Hamresh. And you thought I'll study for that? Nah (Tom, great minds think alike, we don't study moral values, we apply it in our daily lifes right?)

Didn't bother memorizing the 36 moral value definitions. I still don't know why we students have to memorize every single word. Can't we just use our own sentence with the specific keywords? Its still the same lah. education system really screwed up

I spent :

1 hour answering the questions for Moral exam paper.
1 hour 30 minutes sleeping in class to pass time.

Awesome right? Oh yeah, today I sent my car to Kah Jun's workshop located at Shamelin Perkasa. My Honda City's left cheek of her ass has a crack, when raining that time the boot gets wet on the left side. Did a minor surgery, she's doing fine.

Conclusion : Her booty is fixed!!!

Anyway, erm......takecarebuhbyeloveyouallmissyouallsomuchGodblessyouall

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Kent Learns to Rock

(Explicit blog post, read with caution :] )

Ok guys, as we all know ( some of us know ) Micheal Learns to Rock learnt that they can't Rock in Malaysia because some group of crazy ass people in PAS say that their concert is clashing with the holy month of the Muslim fasting and as we all know, by the time they play on stage, already break fast lah pak cik!!!

Sigh.....anyway, Kent and I (well, it starts with Kent first) no no no, we're not getting married. Chill, I love a pussy, not cocks!!! Anyway, we got this brilliant idea of forming a band, a tribute to Michael Learns to Rock (MLTR)

Its called.......


KENT LEARNS TO ROCK (KENT BELAJAR UNTUK BATU)

Yeah baby, it sounds money to me. Ohhh I sense cash flowing like fountain to me. Ohh yeah baby!!!

*Ahem* Ok, Kent Learns to Rock consist of......


Kent, lead singer, swinger, shags like Austin Power, everything he sings, gotta do with S-E-X. And he calls his car the Kentmobile.....you get the point. Camwhore is his second favourite pass time after writing songs about sex. So ladies, expect to see alot of self shots of Kent in his band's website and his blog, which is obviously stated in this picture of him, lying on a class table, giving that seducing look, begging you to fuck him for 25 minutes. : )


Next up is self-proclaim guitar god Mun Jin a.k.a Guitar Geek. Yeah, he makes van Halen rocks the guitar like a girl, owns Axel and of course, masters Guitar Geek on Facebook effortlessly. Known to have the most number of Les Paul guitars smashed on stage, and at home too. Prefers sleeping at night, and of course, waking up late. Sorry ladies, he's taken. Don't worry, because coming up next, we have...


Leslie, the face lives up to his name. Dashing, good looking, a dream look for any ah sam, auntie, old women, little girls and so. He can be second guitarist, playing classic guitar or maybe the banjo. Haha, cute rite? Banjo.......pussy instrument. Can you imagine that? Ok nevermind ladies, Leslie is not taken, so you can drool all night long infront of your computer screen, or fantasize slutty dreams of him and you. With his dashing looks, we'll depend on his face to sell album covers.


And here's Wa-Der. Erm, don't know much about him. I just sign him on the spot in a mamak, eating roti canai and drinking teh tarik at Cheras. Being a bum, fired from a telesales job, house and car got taken away from Maybank, I decided to sign him because of his looks also. Oh no lah, he'll be the drummer for the band. The way he rocks with the drum, macam in the bed with a chick, rock steady with the right beat and tempo. Yeah.

Oh right, sorry. Since when I have the ability to sign people?


Introducing Daniel, yeah that's me. Dashing, good looking, multi-talented, ladies man, big fat bank account *vomit*. Manager of Kent Learns to Rock, also the 'mother figure' to the boys. Yes people, I cook breakfast for them, prepare their schedule, send them to radio stations to do promotion and interviews, make sure they sleep in bed on time, make sure they are AIDS-free, and also make sure they don't get into trouble (really, deserved to be mother of the year, also wants a nominee for a Grammy for best manager for a recording group/ artiste next year).

Ok people, Kent Learns to Rock will be releasing a CD, entitled "I Really Wanna Touch You There" with cover songs lyrics sexually changed including timeless hits like.

25 Minutes to Fuck (25 Minutes)
Breaking My Cock (Breaking My Heart)
I Wanna Fuck (I Wanna Dance)
Let's Book a Hotel Room ( Let's Build a Room)
You Want More Sex (You Want More)
Ocean of Girls (Ocean of Love)
Everything I Fuck (Everything I Planned)
A Different Sex Position
(A Different Song)
I Really Wanna Touch You There (Can I Touch You There, Michael Bolton cover)
And so much more

And it all cost RM 29.90. C'mon lah, support Malaysia artist lah.

Anyway, we'll be starting our nationwide tour, starting from Chow Kit, then to Petaling street, then slowly building reputation by playing at Bukit Bintang to passersby, then to Bangsar pubs, then who knows.....WORLD DOMINATION!!!

I'm planning to use my Honda City first to drive around the band, then when money comes, we'll buy a school bus. And as more money comes, we'll be rollin' in a tour bus. BIG TIME!!!

Friday, September 4, 2009

Maths I detest

I can't stand maths. I'm weak at it. I don't practice maths, I don't do revision, but only last minute revision. I can remember the formulas at first, and then forget a few days later. Shit, I don't mind going through another paper of English essay, but I detest the day I have to deal with Maths Paper 2. Sigh, what's wrong with me? I used to score for maths, now I'm trying to survive on Maths. I just hope I don't have to deal with it while studying graphic design.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Daniel is farked

Fark rite? Tomorrow maths paper 2 and I'm still staring at the book.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Too much drama

Oh my gosh, too much drama lah Moonlight Resonance. Scold here and there, cry here and there. Too much drama for one hour, 60 minutes, 3600 seconds ARRRGHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh yeah, just to let you all know....I didn't bother studying for tomorrow's English paper. Adui, c'mon lah. (Sound quite cocky rite?)

Anyway......too much drama lah even the puppies can't take it. And Diong, your puppies are so farking, just so farking.....UGLY.

Another post from Sec of Mac

Hello readers,

Mac sec is back!!! WHOOOOOO!!! Ok, I've took a long vacation holiday from working as Maccaroni's secretary. And by the way thank God he didn't find another sexy slutty biatch to replace me (His scrotum will be the last thing he wants it off from his body).

Anyway, just to let you all know, Daniel Mark is doing fine with his trials. He wants to thank you all for showing him love and support (You all actually didn't rite?). Today Wednesday he just finished his Bahasa Malaysia paper 2, which consists of 4 questions, with a lot of sub questions. He managed to leave only one question blank, compare to last time 2.

I'm sure, Daniel Mark will be dealing with alot of papers and books infront of him for the next few days, as his wireless internet connection was out even since Monday's blackout at his house area. Daniel is deeply sad and now crying at the corner in his room, sucking his thumb. Gross, I can't believe I'm working for this boss.

Daniel's exams will be until the 18th, and speaking of 18th......November 18th will be his all important life-changing day, SPM. Yes, that one damn government exam that decides each students future. He has ordered me not to mention the number 18, and if any reader do so, he'll go nuts....literally.

Tomorrow will be his English paper, essay and comprehension and summary. He will be expecting to write more than 900+ words for his free-writing essay section. And Daniel is looking forward to it and score again (effortlessly) an A1 for English (cocky fella).

Anyway, Daniel Mark will not be blogging often as he is now concentrating more on studies, and less on play.

Oh yeah, Daniel would like to wish you all have a blessed week and take care.


Prepared by,
Sec of Mac

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I'm back lifeless people!!

I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BACK PEOPLE!!!!!

....miss me? Type/Crap it all on my chatbox.

ThankyoubyebyeIloveyouallGodblessyou