Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Chelsea 2 Malaysia 0

Was expecting our Tigers to get shot by Roman's Rich Rascals (3R a.k.a Chelsea). Was also expecting Malaysia to be thrashed like crap. 5-0, 7-0, maybe 10-0.

But to my surprise....Chelsea won. Well duh, but not a big win. They only won by 2 goals.

WHAT?! 2 GOALS ONLY?! PINCH ME!!!

Chelsea 2 Malaysia 0.

You know what, even though Malaysia lost, I still feel proud for them. I mean, if you look at the Chelsea's line up, you'll have

1) Petr Cech
2) John Terry
3) Anelka
4) Joe Cole
5) Ashley Cole
6) Deco
Just to name a few.

Compared to the Malaysian's line-up, you'll have..........I'm sorry, I couldn't even list out a single player.

Now, I didn't expect Malaysia to win.

I just expect them to try to score a goal, and not concede a handful of goals.


Their defense worries me, because even Chelsea's defenders are faster than our defenders.


But they did well.

2-0 is considered a very very good scoreline for our players, against so many international players. Come to think of it, this might be a new beginning for Malaysian football, that even Mokhtar Dahari will be very proud if.

Well done guys, well done.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Cover Up

Ok ok ok, of all the blog posts that has been delayed, many of you all can't wait on my say about Angeline Lam's so-called ' SMK Seri Mutiara sex scandal case'. I was pretty shocked about this, especially Angeline Lam, our future head of prefect, to be involved in such a case.

We all know what happened to Edison Chen. Quited show business because of the scandal.

Could this be bigger than Edison Chen's case?


Hoookay, it was Monday (I forgot). Someone told me about Angeline's blog, which I didn't check it out for quite some time. They say she wrote something 'disgusting'. So, being curious (normal), I went to check it out. Surprisingly, her blog was no where to be found at blogger.com. So, another friend of mine asked me about it, so he gave me the link.

I was in for a shocker.

What I saw was sooooo unbelievable. Seriously, I never expect Angeline to blog like that. Assistant of the head prefect, what more can I say?


So they told me that its the first one. So from the first paragraph it was the usual Angeline blog.....


Until the 8th paragraph, that is when all the 'dirt' start to show on Angeline's blog.


From 'challenging each' other to 'feeling very wet', I was immediately shell shocked. And the worst thing is, I was eating Tiramisu cake for Pete's Sake. I choke on Tiramisu!!! Thanks alot.

Tuesday, I bet this whole 'scandal' will be brought into a new level. Recess time, I was eating with Solomon and Yu Kin. Out of no where Santosh brought me a printed version of the whole story. I nearly choked on my donuts.

Yu Kin was already disgusted by me in the morning before assembly, and he is disgusted by the paper. He couldn't even eat Nasi Lemak without me reading the story 'erotically'.

Oh my God Daniel stop it!!! - Yu Kin.

Flashback to Tuesday morning, it was hard for me and Yu Kin to act like we don't know anything about the blog. Heck, he tried to put a straight face, without laughing like jack asses.

As I was patrolling the school's Block C, from my view, I could see students being handled a Photostatted copy of the story. My friends were distributing them like newspapers. One group can be seen reading it, another will be shocked and laughing out loud at it. There was like 7 groups can be seen reading it.

And yet, Mr. Chee was blur. The students were photostatting the story, infront of him.

On that afternoon, I have to go back home and read it one last time to see the picture clearly.

The next day, Mr Chee made an announcement about that matter. He said we fitnah her. Fitnah her? What do you mean fitnah her?

First of all, we couldn't possibly edited Angeline's blog. And for your information, it happened on a Saturday, so how the heck do we know what happened on that day? And the teachers even accused us of accusing Angeline Lam? Well done, justice served.

Well teachers, why don't you interview Evelyn, since she was there and also 'nearly caught Angeline and Leong Kit?'

What about Amira, or Paveethira or Shi Min? They are witnesses.

Sources saying that Shi Min has a video of the incident. Well, even if he/she (I don't know who is Shi Min) has a video, what will the teachers do?

Simple, cover up. That's right, like how our politicians do whenever their minions do something terrible in the public eye. They found the video, the might have deleted the video and pretend that NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

Just because Angeline is Penolong Ketua and also my future head of prefects, and she has done alot for the school, doesn't mean that she deserved to be let off the hook for that.

Fine, I'll make it simple.

Boy student had sexual actions with girl student = Gantung/Buang

But for this case, I guess the equation is like this....

Assistant of Head prefect had sexual actions with junior prefect/doktor muda = Cover up + set free

Wow, perfect.

You know what, because of Angeline's actions, the students now have one thing in their mind.

PREFECTS CAN GET AWAY FROM ANYTHING.

I can boldly say that students also had lost their trust on us. Furthermore, prefects are no longer respected already. We (prefects) are considered 'powerless' in the students eye.

What's worst is that, the teachers let her go. Our headmistress, Pn Tan, Mr Chee, Cik Eliza also sided her.

I am seriously damn disappointed at our school's justice system. Its like our national football team, down to the drain. Students think it is unfair for Angeline to be let go instead of being punished.

I don't care if any of the teachers see my blog and print it out, send to the Jabatan Pendidikan. Lock me in a room, interrogate me, treathen me and so on. I really hope the teachers realized what are they doing, is it good of bad?

Therefore I, Daniel Mak, boldly state that Angeline should be found guilty and be fired as a prefect, have a one week suspend slapped on her and her partner, so that the students will know that the teachers and the school is fair.

But too bad, too late already.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Slow Mo Internet

To proof that this few day's internet is so screwed up until I ultra tulaned....I got some pics to prove it.


On 28th of July, this is my fifth attempt to sign in to Windows Live Messenger. Jethro (Jit Chern) told me its Window's problem, not TM NET. I don't care lah, still like shitty one.


What about the Internet. Fu-Yoh, promised unlimited broadband and 'fast' (note : slow) speed. This is what I get for applying Streamyx's RM88 a month plan.....blank on YouTube, Blogger and Gamespot.


Usually I'll get myself LOL with Rojak's blog. Well, because of my situation, after 4 minutes, still the same. Even after reloading...


Ok, I restart my modem, at least Gamespot.com loads pretty fast. The others is slow.


And finally Java updated my Java application, and with God's golden touch, I finally managed to sign in to Window's Live.

Thank you Jesus.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

I ULTRA TULAN ALREADY

THE WRATH OF MACCARONI BOY CAN BE FELT RIGHT......NOW.

MACCARONI BOY IS TULAN-ED BY THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE/WEBSITE :

WWW.BLOGGER.COM
TM NET
YOUTUBE.COM
WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER

FOR BEING SLOW, STUPID, AND PISSING MACCARONI BOY OFF.

BLOGGER.COM HAS CAUSED MACCARONI BOY TO TULAN BECAUSE WHENEVER HE WANTED TO POST A NEW BLOG, THE 'POST NEW PICTURE' TEMPLATE IS MISSING, SO IS THE REST SUCH AS ITALIC, BOLD, UNDERLINE, ADD VIDEO, CLEAR FORMAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE. MACCARONI BOY IS ALSO TULAN AT BLOGGER.COM FOR GIVING STUPID EXCUSE BECAUSE MACCARONI BOY HS DISABLED THEIR 'COOKIES' AND EVEN DARED TO TEST HIS ULTRA TULAN PATIENCE BY CHECKING THE INTERNET OPTIONS.

TN NET HAS BEEN GIVING PROBLEMS TO MACCARONI BOY....ALOT OF PROBLEMS. ONE OF THEM IS SLOW INTERNET SPEED THAT CAUSED MACCARONI BOY'S U TORRENT TO DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE "GOAL 2", FOR ONLY 19% WITHIN THE PAST 1 1/2 WEEK.

WITH TM NET'S 'FAST' INTERNET SPEED, IT HAS ALSO CAUSED YOUTUBE.COM TO UPLOAD VIDEOS FOR MACCARONI BOY TO SEE....VERY SLOW. HE IS ALSO TULANED ALREADY.

AS YOU KNOW, MACCARONI BOY IS MOST TULAN AT TM NET, BECAUSE IT IS ALSO ONE OF THE MAIN REASON THAT HE COULDN'T SIGN IN AT WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER TO CRAP TO FRIENDS. EVEN THOUGH HE CAN MANAGE TO SIGN IN, IT ONLY LASTED FOR 20 SECONDS.

HE HOPES THAT TM NET WILL DO SOMETHING TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. OR ELSE....MACCARONI BOY WILL CALL THEM AND SHOOT THEM.

THIS ALSO CAUSED MACCARONI BOY TO HAVE ZERO MOOD TO BLOG ABOUT GREAT HAPPENINGS IN SCHOOL AND HOME. READERS WILL MISSED OUT THE FOLLOWING POSTS :

MACCARONI BOY LEARNING TO DRIVE
STREET THUG'S FIRST FOOTBALL WIN
EXXONMOBIL'S OUTING
THE ISSUE ABOUT MERCEDES BENZ BEING CHEAPER TO MAINTAIN THAN A PROTON PERDANA
RECENT GANG FIGHTS
THE ANGELINA LAM CASE
AND MUCH MUCH MORE....

THANK YOU VERY MUCH TM NET AND BLOGGER.COM, FOR HAVING THE GUTS TO BULLSHIT TO ME.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Shu Teng's Birthday Party

(This blog post is delayed 3 weeks ago...I guess. Due to TM Net's stupid service problem and Blogger being a bitch to me by saying that I have 'disabled their cookies' and even asked me to check my Javascript and all that crap. Tak da mood untuk blog.)

Went to Shu Teng's birthday party on Saturday. As expected, alot of her close 'babes' and buddies and besties will be there to celebrate early of Shu Teng's 16 years of exixtance on planet Earth.

Went there at 6 p.m, place was quite packed. Was in time for Shu Teng's important speech.

The reason she had to stand on a stool and talk because she didn't get much of our attention. Everyone thought she was 'invincible'. Her 'highness' was about to speak something important that will decides mankind's fate, until....


BenBenZai spoiled that moment.


Everyone was 'entertained'..

Had spaghetti and sandwich for 'dinner'. Well, since Shu Teng and her buddies made it, of course have to say nice lah. 8/10, not bad for first try. Hey, at least I didn't rush home to shit it all out hookay? Be thankful that Maccaroni Boy approved your food with thumbs up.

Then out of the sudden, one of them told me that their gonna play water. Crap, tak da bawa baju extra.

Went to the nearby playground to prepare to play games. Hui Xian's master plan was to sabo Shu Teng. While we're at the playground waiting for Hui Xian, everyone wanted to sabo Hui Xian and Shu Teng's bro, James.

Here's some pictures before the sabo-ing.





"HOOOOMYYYGAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!!!"


Hui Xian was like the main attraction for a few minutes, since she was the brainchild of the games.


The girls were anxiously waiting for the sabo to happen.

Oh what the hack.....sabo Hui Xian first lah.

WHOOOSSHHH!!!

Then we started to sabo birthday girl Shu Teng to the max kau kau!!! She was begging to be released, but we don't have mercy what to do? SABO!!!

Tried to sabo James, but we failed. But sabo-ing Hui Xian was proberly the most succesive one.

"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!"

But don't you worry, the power of the 'happy white powder' makes people happy.
You see?

After someone unleashed the white powder on Hui Xian, she's happy.

I don't know about Carmie....


Or Shu Teng....



Nah, Carmie's fine.


So is Hui Xian.


Like the effect of this picture. Well, have to pitty Neng's camera phone, cuz quite alot of flour went into his speaker and his camera lens.


Neng with Hui Xian.


For the last time, Malaysia don't have snow!!


Thou shall not underestimate the power of the 'white powder', for it makes people look frickin' old.
Contoh: Carmie and Hui Xian.

Ah Sam and Ah Poh. Commonly found at morning markets gossiping. LOL.


Ah Sam and Ah Poh possing.


A group photo is a must.





For the games, its girls versus guys. But since we're gentlemen, we named ourselves 'gays' to be equally competetive against the girls.


See us gay people possin'. What's with San Min, TFK until shirt pun kena? What about Kyle? I thought no 'air banging' while possing?


"GIRLS WILL WIN!!!"


"HOMOS KICKS ASS!!!!"

Our chant was proberly the loudest in the whole Taynton View area. We didn't even worry about making so much noise that neighbours would shout and yell at us to shut up.



First game was 'Scissors Paper Rock'. The game's rule is simple, winner pours cold water over the loser's head.


We discussed who will be our first gay warrior, and decided that Kyle will be.


Make us proud you hottie!!!!



Result...

Orang homo boleh!!!


When my turn that time, I was quite nervous. Not because I'm afraid that I will lose to girls, its that I'm afraid that I will jatuh maruah gay people's pride.

I will survive...


Damn right I survived!!

Ahahahahahahah feel the cold!!!!

In the end, you know who's the winner, the gays won fair and queer.


Good to see Yong Shan again, missed her alot.

Oh yeah, the girls cheated. They used the most 'straightest' move on the gays when Junh Xiang....

Was sabo-ed.

After awhile, decided to stop playing. One of the girl's handphone was spoilt because of the water and flour. So, Shu Teng, San Min, Me, Hao Yang, Kyle decided to chat.

Went back to clean up and prepare for the birthday cake cutting. The best moment was when we sang Happy Birthday to Shu Teng in 4 languages. Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and English.





Shu Teng and the girls.


Shu Teng and the gays.












"No matter how much you eat, you're still shorter than me, shorty."
























Acting lala....eh since when my face got so many pimples one?! Ahhh.....my beauty (vomit).


I have to felt sorry for Yu Xin for missing out the birthday cake. It's Tiramisu. Oh yeah....


Well, Carmie even agreed to pose macam auntie. Cannot blame her, its her wish. Shhh.....

Had alot of fun, went back at 11 p.m. Went to church yawning and eyes half way shutting.