Thursday, January 28, 2010

MyEG

Crap, you know everytime there's a commercial break right after Sportscenter, this MyEG advertisement is aired and this silly jingle plays. Now its stuck in my head....

STOP TELLING ME HOW TO RENEW MY ROAD TAX AND INSURANCE!!!!!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

FIFA 10!!!

Kyle, after hours of

Chelsea - Barcelona

Barcelona - Chicago Fire

Bayern Munich - Juventus

Marseille - Barcelona

We will..........buy this game tomorrow, happy pop it in the PS3, and go mad like farks for hours.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Nuggets is Also Testicles XD

Honestly......college is awesome. Yes, it is slightly more relaxed than secondary school life (I'm saying this cuz I haven't dealt with assignments and projects yet)

But anyway, first day of college everyone will kinda need to adjust to the new environment, but it didn't took long to know more than a handful of new friends. Hey, just because I made new friends doesn't mean I had forgotten my secondary school friends :D Still marked in my p i n k y f r a g i l e h e a r t XD

First class was last week Thursday, Advertising Principles. To be honest, I nearly fell asleep, no its not that the subject is boring, just that if the lecturer speak louder then its ok. Today's class, Mass Communication was awesome.

And of course, if classes start at 12:30 p.m, I have to get out of the house by 11:20 a.m or earlier. Federal highway traffic jam can be a bitch to everyone.

Mr. Tan, sound old right? But you'll be surprised that he's actually quite young. LOL, like 25 above young. He makes the class so alive, like resurrecting us :D

He then conducted this experiment to show that communication by the word of mouth, information can be changed. He took a piece of paper, wrote a sentence, and then told the first student sitting on the front slow. The objective for each student is to whisper to the person sitting next to them and continue to the next person with the same method.

Guess what my friend, Jason told me.....

"Mobile Imput Video''

O.o?

So I then whispered that sentence to the person behind me, he was like....

O.O?

Then he whispered to the person sitting next to him.....

"Something something message"

O.O O.o??

Gosh........ then the last person, who sat in the left side front row, have to tell out to the whole class what was whispered to her. She then said....

"What what what message?"

Whole class burst into laughter, then Mr.Tan then revealed the original message.

"MANCHESTER UNITED PLAY LIKE SISSIES EVERYWEEK."

=_____________=" Mr. Tan, apparently is an Arsenal supporter.

Learned alot today. Do you know that the word 'nuggets' is also another word for 'testicles'? Think again before eating a KFC nugget XD

Class ended at 3p.m, went 'yum cha' with my friends at Station One. Bought the text book for the advertising class, 688 pages and RM 80. Even the Bible is way lighter than the textbook.

Too Open....

Public upskirt in Left 4 Dead 2........hmmmm *unzips*

Friday, January 22, 2010

Thank You Guys So Much

Today's my birthday, thanks guys for the wishes. I really really am touched by you all for taking the time and wishing me right after midnight struck.

Last night, 12:01 my handphone started to vibrate for 15 minutes. Too many people wishing me already. First vibration I thought, ok, then when I put back on the table,the phone vibrated for a minute plus and then only stop.

And the first 40 minutes of being 18, Darshini Mahendran made me feel so blur XD

Then today woke up, feeling so lazy, once I turned on my handphone, again messages started to flow. Santosh took the time to call me early in the morning. Sorry dei, not able to join you and Raj and the rest for dinner at Pavilion.

Diong and band wanted to celebrate my birthday in school, so I thought why not go back? I know, I'm still kinda attached to my former secondary school. Shu Teng thanks for the birthday gift, I'm feeling so guilty for not getting you one last year. Starbucks, I owe you any drink you want at Starbucks.

ONLY FOR SHU TENG!!! :D

Reached school with Kyle at 1 p.m. We both dressed in school uniform so that the damn guard wont ngin ngin ngor ngor at us already. Blending in is a good idea :D

Ran all the way up to the music room. Diong and band sang a birthday song for me. Fuck, nearly shed a tear lah XDDD

Joked alot, frustrated alot on Kyle's Nokia 5800. He has this game called Bounce, where you control a ball and avoiding holes throughout levels by tilting the phone according to your direction. Yu Kin, Samuel, Carmie all got high when playing this game.

After hang around with friends in the room, went back to Kyle's place and continued FIFA 10 session. Gosh, its amazing when you play a team like Chicago Fire against a team like Barcelona, and you win by 3 goals. Whereby when you play as Barcelona against Chicago Fire, you lose on penalties =_____=

Prototype was awesome, all the blood, gore and violence is so funny.

Went back, rest and then went to Leisure Mall for dinner at Boston Another Concept Restaurant. The food is good, price is ok too. Bought myself Left 4 Dead 2, finally!!!!

Supposed to go shisa with Benji and Pete, but the weather and bad traffic plus both cars low on petrol, shit. Then supposed to go Green Apple with Kent and gang, tak jadi cuz I was feeling a little sick. Now dah ok.

Urrghhh...it always have to screw up on the 11th hour, but then you guys really made my day. I will never ever forget my 18th birthday and its all because of you all :D Thank you so much

18.....I'm getting older :D

Random Shit I Done On My Birthday

And off I went to open my room's window, and shouted...

"I'M 18, WAKE UP AND WISH ME LAH!!"

:D

WHOOOOOOOOO BITCH!!! I AM 18

Daniel Mark 3....2.....1 WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Happy birthday to me biaaaattcchhh!!!!! *cue dancing elephants, Jedi fighting, go go dancers, booze flowing* YEAH BABY YEAH!!! SHAGADELIC INDEED XD!!!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tick Tock....

I waited another year for this day....my birthday XD

Oh Daniel, you're 18. Why sing a song about being 15 when you can be 18 and be awesome XD

Anyway, today college class was interesting. Classmates are funny and awesome, lecturer's good. Still have to depend on the Mini Map to know where is my classes and so. And.......next week onwards there's class on Friday...computer graphics :(

It ain't that bad, 9 a.m till 12 p.m. Today's traffic jam was bearable, really. Better than Monday's one.

Can't wait for tomorrow, but sad thing is it only last for 24 hours..........so guys, make me happy, that's all I want :D

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Small figures

"Damn right I throw better than the Yankees....."

"And all those violent videogames....now I know how Niko felt when beating up random people......."


Here's a random story I've come out while posting these pictures. Here it goes....

One day, in the land of the Top Kawai Red Piano, a king and queen ruled for 10 minutes..
The king and queen.

Now one day, a young couple, Andy and Jane was caught doing lewd acts in public and was reported to the king and queen by a boy. The young couple was brought to the king and queen, and they begged for mercy.

"Sooooorryyy!!! I'll let you do anything to us, just spare us from death...."

It was the king's birthday, and he had something in mind.

"Very well then, do you know how to sing "Pants on the Ground?"

"Pants on the Ground?"

"Yes, that song."

"Your majesty, I'm afraid I do not know this song, but I can sing "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga."

After deep thinking, the king has finally made his decision....

"Very well then, Molok, my bodyguard will beat you until you can figure out how to sing "Pants on the Ground." Its my birthday, either you make me a happy king, or you die like a sod :D Molok!!! You may do your duty now. Make me happy!!"

*due to graphic nature, I would not show pictures of Andy being punished*



I need to get a life....fast =_________="
ReLIVE.....regenerate to live

Monday, January 18, 2010

DIE TRAFFIC JAM DIE!!!

Woke up 9:05 a.m, rushed to eat breakfast, then took a very very quick shower. Then rush to change and get my notebook and pencil case. Then rushed to get my wallet and car keys. Rushed to the main road, paid the toll, then...........

GET STUCK IN A VERY VERY LONG TRAFFIC JAM

=_________________________="

And its all because of a Datsun, broke down on the left side, and every fucking driver on that road wants to fucking look at that pathetic car that broke down and wants to fucking slow down the traffic.

=_________________________=''

Then when I finally break free from those arseholes......another jam at Mid Valley

=_________________________=''

Then I went 120 km/h on a 50 km/h, and ngam ngam reach Jaya One by 9:59 a.m (according to Honey Madu on Fly.fm)

=_________________________="

Parked, ran to the gallery floor to meet up with the rest, 10:01 a.m.....

=_________________________=

Orientation day was good, just 2 hours compared to what Kyle had to deal (9 a.m till 6 in the evening, for one week) Nothing much, only knew a new friend :D I guess it'll be better when class starts :D

Lil Wayne "Fear God"

Fear God.....

Sunday, January 17, 2010

College

Tomorrow orientation day at IACT. Sooooo nervous, starting a new chapter in my life. College baby, yeah!!!!

=__________________________________________=" sigh.....where's an iPod when you need one?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

I Iz Sad Kiddo

Today's a sad day for me...well, kinda

My beloved used-to-drive Honda City '97, her jaw kena scratched by my mum due to her awesome Fernando Alonso driving skill =.=

Yes, this is how both of the cars parked at my house's porch.

Now, reversing the Honda is a tough thing to do because the Vios has been hogging a huge space. Therefore, the Honda City, she's kinda jealous that I've been going out with the Vios alot of times.

Was on the way to send the old pc to Jerry's house to help me repair (again) and I asked mum to drive out the old car. The Vios needs a rest. So mum was reversing the car, only paying attention to the left side, and forgotten about the right side. Then....... PAAAP!!!

Right bumper scratch against the wall, and the right front tyre was stuck on a wood which is covering the huge drain hole. Forced to reverse the car, dad saw the damaged, laughed and choked =.=

Here's some pics to show the injuries the car kena...



Ouch.....

Damage was so painful, I felt for my old faithful City.

Then, came back, want to snap a picture of the artwork my mum has done to the car. Just when I slide my phone's camera cover to take the picture, only realized that the camera is not working (the main one).

Ohhh......last night dropped the phone =.="

I iz a sad kiddo = (

A Star On Your Head.....

LOL, I'm not sure how many of ya'll are into the current Hip Hop scene. I don't know why celebrities these days are getting ridiculous every day. Take Birdman for example. Founder of Cash Money Records, one half of Big Tymers, and a 'daddy' to Lil Wayne.

Birdman, like Lil Wayne and The Game, is known for their music and also their tattoos on every part of their body.

Fear God.

Misunderstood.

First it was a butterfly, had a L.A letters covering it, and now a star.


Birdman, 41 years old this year, still rapping and still getting a tattoo. And what a great way to waste your money by getting a huge orange start on your bald head =.=

Maybe pigeons have a new target practice now...... XD

Friday, January 15, 2010

School Guard Can Get Bent

I fucking hate the school guard. I hated that fucka for a whole year. I've been patient with his bloody attitude. If I want to come back to school and pay a visit to see my friends and teachers, MY OWN FUCKING WISH. Because no matter what, you'll still be attached to the school at some ways.

I went back school today to see how was the band and choir doing. Hey, I asked them whether I can come first before I head on inside. And I got the permission.

When I went out of the school with Kyle, the school guard screwed us with some lame insults...

"Eh apalah lu suka balik sini buat kacau?!"

"Eh encik, saya ada hak untuk balik sini tau, datang jumpa cikgu tak boleh ah? Lu tak percaya you boleh tanya guru muzik sekolah. Tadi saya ada jumpa dia."

The guard continues yapping and I gotta give preps to Kyle for pointing the middle finder to him while walking out of the school. SALUTE!!

Fuck man, why our school hire such pathetic guards. I remember our school used to have a good, well mannered, friendly guard....until the school hired a hamsap middle aged Chinese man who preys on girls, an Indian guard who looks like a male but actually a female. Then this bloody typical rude kampung Malay fella who has no respect for students in the school.

One time I think it was during my SPM Bahasa Melayu paper day, we had this 2 hour break, and most of us decided to head down to the usual mamak to have our lunch. I heard that Kah Seng and his friends wanted to go out, the guard challenged them to go against the school orders. So when Kah Seng walked out, the guard slammed the gate and nearly kena Kah Seng's hand. A fight nearly occured between the guard and Kah Seng. And Mr Chew was standing next to the guard. Fine, Mr Chew telling us to go to canteen and makan, we understand. But the guard, bloody bugger, stand like one kind like very very yeng like that, one hand leaning against the wall of the guard house.

Hello, if you don't like me coming back to school once a while, then resign and go hunt for a job whcih you won't need to see me for the rest of your pathetic arrogant life.

And....next time if I park my car at my usual spot, you see me walking into the school compaund. You go out and scratch, I will fucking give you one tight slap. I mean it you bitch!!!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Mac Updates



You see, Mac has Facebook already. I tried creating a profile instead of a fan profile for her but Facebook is being a bitch to me. So cannot loh. So she stuck with fan profile lo. So if you like her, be a fan of hers by clicking on her Facebook profile :D

Oh Mickey You're So Fine You Blew My Mind XD

Guess what...... after collecting dust and being lifeless at home, I decided to do a little art work to kill time and to brush up my skill. Comparing both using the Wacom Bamboo Fun to draw (which involves eye and hand coordination) to doing sketching the old skool way, I prefer the 2nd option thankyouverymuch.

Anyway, I need some feedback this time please? :)

I can't draw Mickey straight away without any reference because its been umpteen years I've seen that jolly mouse on TV. Parents canceled the cartoon package on Astro to save cost. Now I miss Disney cartoons.

Anyway, of all the Mickeys in my The Big Book Of Walt Disney Puzzle Activity Book, I choose the Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. What? Never heard of Fantasia? Where have you been?!

Ok, now the new trend is fashion labels and houses began collaborating with household products, cartoon characters, and so to come out with a product. Like the Gucci Nike Dunk, I've decided to try my own Fantasia Mickey Mouse x Nike Dunk High XD

Ok, so here's my final work
Mickey punk'ed up with piercings.

Nike Dunk High Skateboard.

Overall work.

Later tonight I'll try to transfer my work on the Corel Painter Essentials. Any suggestions on the shoe colours? I thought of using the colours just like my Rainbow red. What about Mickey's robe? The magician hat?

MacBoy's Awesome Video Music Awards for 2009

Yes, what's MTV without music videos? So here's a list of awards I made up just to honour the music videos we love (and hate) throughout the awesome year of 2009. Enjoy.

Best Video In Black And White :
"If I Were A Boy" -Beyonce

Best Video To Feature A Dance :
"Single Ladies" - Beyonce. C'mon, don't tell me that dance wasn't interesting at all?

Best Video To Feature A Dance That Spawned A Record For Most Youtube Fan Videos :
'Single Ladies" - Beyonce

Best Videos To Watch On Full HD Format :
"Beautiful" - Akon feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinall Offishall
"Halo" - Beyonce
"Sweet Dreams" - Beyonce
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas
"When Love Takes Over" - David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland
"Pokerface" - Lady Gaga
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry
"Obsessed" - Mariah Carey
"Jai Ho" - A.R.Rahman feat. Pussycatdolls
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Music Video That Teaches You Not To Be Greedy :
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry

Music Video With Best Lighting Effects :
"Halo" - Beyonce

Best Video To Make Use Of A Wishing Fountain :
"Starstrukk" - 30H!3 feat. Katy Perry

Best Music Video That Shows Blonde Women Are Easily Cheated By Guys :
"I'm So Paid" - Akon feat. Lil' Wayne

Most Creative Music Video -
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga

Best Music Video To Feature A A-List Guest List :
"I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas. You got Kid Cudi, Katy Perry, David Guetta and so much more :D
*notable runner up - "Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain. Cameos from Forest Whitaker, Samuel L. Jackson, Ron Howard, Jake Gyllenhaal, Mos Def, Cedric The Entertainer, Quincy Jones and the rest you don't know.

Best Video To Show That You Don't Need To Have A Driver Behind The Wheel To Control The Car :
"How Do You Sleep" - Jesse McCartney feat. Ludacris

Best Video Showing A Singer Playing 2 Characters :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Video To Tell Us Cheerleaders Are Sometimes....A Bitch :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Use Of Slowmotion Effects
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry

Sexiest Featured Artist In A Music Video :
Katy Perry, in "Starstrukk"

Best Neighbours In Hell Inspired Video :
"Gives You Hell" - The All American Rejects

Best WTF Moment In A Music Video :
"Treat Me Like Your Mother" - The Dead Weather. Shows that even you're loaded with submachine guns, with your enemy very close to you shooting at you too, both sides still have not yet to be shot.

Best Music Video To Feature Elephants :
"Circus" - Britney Spears

Most Eco-friendly Music Video :
"Kings and Queens" - 30 Seconds to Mars. LOL, one car compared to hundreds of bicycles. Mother nature must be happy this time.

Best Music Video That Features All Of The Coolest Dances Ever Existed On Planet Earth :
"Fire Burning" - Sean Kingston

Best Music Video Which Features Toys :
"Fireflies" - Owl City

Best Music Video Which Features Gambling and Living Glamorous Lifestyles :
"Waking Up In Vegas" - Katy Perry

Best Star Wars Inspired Music Video :
"Meet Me Halfway" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Music Video To Be Used In A Tourism Campaign :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Music Video That Features Cars/Objects/Humans Transforming :
"I Can Transform Ya" - Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne and Swizz Beats

Best Music Video That Makes Fun Of People Making The Headlines For All The Wrong Reason :
"We Made You" - Eminem

Best Animated Music Video :
"Heartless" - Kanye West

Most Red-ish Music Video :
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Best Music Video To Blow Up Boxes Of Auto-tune :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z

Best Rock Video :
"21 Guns" - Green Day.

Best Kiss In A Music Video :
"21 Guns" - Green Day. Would you and your partner kiss while bullets are piercing through your house's wall? That's daring and good too.


Now for the dubious honours.....

Worst Video Which Has Nothing To Do With The Song Title :
"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3

We Thought The Music Video Could Have Been Better :
"Sugar" and 'Right Round" - Flo Rida

Worst Music Video To Contribute To Earth Pollution :
"Run This Town" - Jay Z feat. Kanye West and Rihanna
*notable runners up : "Funhouse" - Pink

Enough With The Black And White Already!!! :
"Single Ladies", "If I Were A Boy", "Broken Hearted Girl", "Diva" - Beyonce. Urrghh.....

We Had High Hopes For This Music Video (for guys), But We're Kinda Dissapointed :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Not nice at all

We Had High Hopes For This Music Video (for girls), But We're Damn Dissapointed :
Erm, "Meet Me On The Equinox" - Death Cab For A Cutie. Not enough Jacob and Edward in it XD

Looking Forward To The Music Video, But Looks Like It Was Done By Someone Not Creative :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

Worst Music Video To Give You A Headache After Watching It :
"Welcome To The Heartbreak" - Kanye West feat. Kid Cudi

Worst Music Video Which Suppose To Be A Music Video But Ended Up Looking More Like A Long Advertisement For A Product Company :
"I Wanna" - The All American Rejects. LG phones....pifft....

Worst Product Placement In A Music Video :
Nokia phones. 5800 in "Jai Ho", "Waking Up In Vegas", "Right Round". Nokia N97 in "I Gotta Feeling". Sigh.....at least Sony Ericsson not as despo as you Nokia.
*notable runner up : iPhone in "One Time" by Justin Bieber

Worst Use Of Colour :
"Sugar" - Flo Rida feat. Wynter

Worst Costume :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Most of Beyonce's costume for that music video makes her look like a skank. Lady Gaga, thank goodness she looks fine.

Dumbest Character In A Music Video :
Mariah Carey's stalker in her music video, "Obesessed". I mean, which idiot stands in the middle of the road and takes pictures of his/her favourite idol. Can't he/she go up to his/her idol and ask for a picture to be taken? Ended up getting knocked by a public bus.

You Know That Handphone Is Made-In-China Bad :
That Nokia phone in "Obessesed", Mariah Carey's music video. Wasn't there suppose to be a flash whenever a picture is taken? Why that stalker have to press the 'capture' button so many times? Dumb fella.

Most Sexist Music Video Done By A Canadian :
"Best I Ever Had" - Drake. Girls with bouncing tits and smilling? Wow

Too Many Bouncing Boobs :
'Best I Ever Had" - Drake

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Katie and Micah :D

Yesterday evening, pergi Mid Valley watch Paranormal Activity at 6:40 p.m. Fetched a few friends and followed another car to go Mid Valley. First time driving to my most disliked place in the Klang Valley area. Jam everywhere because of that mall.

Was going quite fast at the 3rd lane, don't dare (note : sakit hati lah) to speed up cuz the car still damn precious to me (note to self : drive the Honda XD) but then it was quite fun. Until I was so busy talking to friends I forgot the car that I'm following was at the Touch N Go lane. Once I realized, I made a U Turn and went to Tunai lane. Thank goodness no cars behind. It was such a laugh out loud dumbass moment.

Followed my friend's car to go one big round just to park at the 4th floor nearby the staircase to cinema. While going round and round saw some people blowing those bagpipes that the Scots are known for.

Had McD's for dinner, then went into the cinema a few minutes after the movie start.

*spoilers!!!*

Paranormal Activity's pace is slow from the start, then slowly it gets more exciting and at the same time, shocking and scary. The story revolves around a couple, Katie and Micah. Both of them moved into a new house and then Katie feels that something has been haunting her until now. So Micah decided to get a camera to film it and try to get something out of it. So while they are sleeping, the camera records for the whole night.

Door moved, sounds made, door slammed itself real hard, and Katie waking up and standing like a weirdo before going back to sleep. So before that they hired a psychic, but then the psychic recommended a demonlogist to solve their problem.

So Micah had his own experiment by communicating with the demon through a board (forgot already). Katie and Micah was warned that by communicating with the demon makes matters worst. Katie was upset with Micah and told him to follow her to the shopping mall and leave the board alone. The camera was located and was still filming and focusing on the board. Then, audiences can see the board's object moving and there was a flame ignited on the board.

Micah's second experiment was scattering powder on the house's floor to show whether the demon can leave footprints on it, and at night, several footprints was found.

The most entertaining scene was while Micah and Katie were sleeping, suddenly heavy footsteps can be heard and Katie was seen slowly dragged out from her bed and when she realized, she screamed for Micah. Micah then woke up, saw Katie dragged by the demon's force and then while he rushes to her, the door slammed and delayed Micah to save her. Micah managed to wrestle her back to the bedroom.

Next morning, Katie had a bite mark at her back, and they decided to go to a hotel and stay. Next thing, Katie was found unconcious, gripping tightly on a crucifix until she bleeds. When she woke up on her bed, Micah told it was time to leave the house but she insisted to stay for one more night.

Last scene, both were found sleeping and suddenly Katie woke up, stood like a weirdo for a few minutes, then Micah's blanket is slowly removed, Katie walks to him, stands like an idiot for a few more minutes, and then walks downstairs.

Tiba-tiba, Katie screamed, and Micah as usual, rushed to her aid. Their screams were gone and a few minutes later, the director decided to give the cinema goers a shock of their lifes when Micah was thrown towards the camera, like BANG!!!

Then we see Katie crawling towards Micah's body, and camera close up Katie's face, she's fucking ugly and disturbing. And she gave a disturbing scream for us to remember.

Then a credit was shown that Micah's body was found and Katie dissapeared.

Out of 10 screams, I give it a 7. Throughout the movie, I can hear people screaming, being in shocked and go UH OH UH OH NOO!!!

Then, after movie, walked to the car, still in shocked after the movie. Then after going out from Mid Valley, I'm lost.

Ended up in Bangsar Village, phoned my friend to direct me out. Made an illegal U Turn (my first) and then took the longest way back to Cheras. Followed the signboard that says 'Seremban' and then slowly 'Cheras' came out and then passed by the national library, took the SMART tunnel and back to 50 cent toll. Urgghh...wasted petrol already, but at least get to tour around KL :D

Overall, a funny yet freaky Saturday to remember.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Daniel Mak's Awesome Awards for Music in 2009

2009 in music was mixed with good and bad. The death of Micheal Jackson was the one that shocked everyone, Chris Brown's beating towards Rihanna nearly ended his career. Kanye West totally made himself an ass on MTV, Taylor Swift dominating every awards, Lil' Wayne being....still being Lil' Wayne. Autotune was so popular, everyone's using it. So, honestly, 2009 ain't such a good year but its not total shit mind you. So here I am, after 2 weeks of deep thinking and without any discussion with my readers, I am gonna list out my very own awards to the artistes that made a huge impact back in 2009. Some of them you wish they exists :D Before the Grammy Awards XD

Here it goes for the songs category

Best Song To Listen When Being Involved In A Serious Argument :
"Gives You Hell" by the All American Rejects

Best Song To Listen After A Day's Work, Stress, Stuck In A Traffic Jam and Any Other Situations That Can Be Related :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Sing To A Girl You Meet In A Bar If You Can't Find The Right Words to Start A Conversation :
"Sexy Chick" -David Guetta feat. Akon (read the lyrics)

Most Catchy Line To Sing :
"Mama Do" - Pixie Lott (sing the chorus)

Best Song For After Break Up :
"Lovedrunk" - Boys Like Girls

Best Song To Listen Before or On The Way To Go To A Club :
'Tik Tok" - Ke$ha

Best Song To Be A Fine Example of What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas :
"Waking Up In Vegas" - Katy Perry

Song To Be Too Obvious To Show That It's Autotuned
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Best Song For A Tourism Campaign :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Song To Describe The Music Industry Today :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z

Best Song Where East Meets West :
"Be With You" - Wilber Pan feat. Akon

Best Song To Be Played In A Club :
Any Pitbull song

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Bring A Girl To A Hotel Room For More Than A Kiss :
"Hotel Room Service" - Pitbull

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Turn Over A New Leaf :
"Dead And Gone" T.I feat. Justin Timberlake

Best Song For Independant Ladies (holla!!!) :
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - Beyonce

Best Song For Someone Who Wants To Have Body Contact With You :
"I Wanna" - All American Rejects

Best Song To Listen While Playing Poker :
"Poker Face" - Lady Gaga

Best Song That Will Make You Shed A Tear :
"I Dreamed A Dream" - Susan Boyle

Best Song For Someone Who Still Doesn't Know Why Love Is So Cruel :
"Battlefield" - Jordin Sparks

Best Song For A Fashion Show :
"Beautiful" - Akon feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinal Offishall

Best Song For A Guy To Describe His Ex A Cruel Person :
"Heartless" - Kanye West

Best Song To Tell You Not To Trust A Whore :
"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH3!

Best Song To Feature A Secret Word :
"If You Seek Amy" - Britney Spears (go figure what word she's trying to tell you)

Best Song For A Women Who Wished To Be A Man :
"If I Were A Boy" Beyonce

Sounds Like Sean Kingston, But It Ain't Sean Kingston :
'Replay" - I.Y.A.Z

Best Song Directly Telling That You're Being Used :
"Use Somebody" - Kings Of Leon

Best Song To Repeat The Main Title So Many Times :
"Down" - Jay Sean feat. Lil' Wayne

Best Song To Feature The Sickest Rap :
"Forever" - Eminem's part, the rest are R-U-B-B-I-S-H

Best Song To Sing To Your Soulmate Telling He/She Belongs To You :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Soundtrack :
"Meet Me On The Equinox" - Death Cab For A Cutie (OST to New Moon)

A Tribute To Insects :
"Fireflies" - Owl City

Most Addictive Song :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Sing When You Liked Someone, He/She Rejected You and When You Moved On, He/She Likes You :
"Prom Queen" - Lil Wayne

Best Song(s) That Everyone Listened :
"I Gotta Feeling" - I Gotta Feeling

Best Song To Tell Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend That You're In A Club and Damn Right You Don't Wanna Pick Up Your Telephone :
'Telephone" : Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce

Best Song To Describe Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend That She's Like That Annoying Tune/Melody That's Stuck In Your Head :
"Replay" - I.Y.A.Z

Best Song To Feature Numbers In Numerical Sequence :
"1,2,3,4" - Plain White Teas

Best Song To Not Feature The Title Track :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Song To Feature Any Of The Autobots/Decepticons From Transformers Series :
"I Can Transform Ya" - Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne, Swizz Beats

Best Song To Tell A Guy That She's Happy But Deep Down She's Damn Sad :
"Happy" - Leona Lewis

Best Song To Describe The Current Social Problems On Earth :
"Change" - Daniel Merriweather feat. Wale

Best Song To Feature A Tune/Melody From A Frank Sinatra Old Song :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z "Nananana.....heeeyyy.....gooodbyyeeeee"

Most Beautifully Written Song :
"Halo" - Beyonce

That One Song Where We Learn One Hindi/Tamil/Indian/Punjabi word :
"Jai Ho" - A.R.Rahman feat. The Pussycatdolls

Best Song For A Fan To Tell His/Her Favourite Idol That He/She is His/Her Biggest Fan :
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga

Best Song For A Maxis/Digi 3G Videocall Commercial/Advertisement :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga

Best Song Title Which Looks Like A Question To You :
"How Do You Sleep" - Jesse McCartney feat. Ludacris

Best Song To Tell Your Best Friend That You Fell For Him/Her :
"Lucky" - Jason Mraz feat. Colbie Caillat

Best Song To Tell You That More Than One Is Better :
"2 Is Better Than 1" - Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift

Best Album That Everyone Should Own/Illegally Download Through UTorrent :
"The E.N.D" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Tell You That I Want Nobody But You :
"Nobody But You" - Wondergirls

Best Song To Party Like There's No Tomorrow :
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Song To Tell Us That We Have To Live Like We're Dying :
"Live Like We're Dying" - Kris Allen

Best Song To Describe A Very Very Hot Chick :
"Starstrukk" - 3OH3! feat. Katy Perry

Best Song To Sing To Your Girlfriend/Wife On Your Wedding/Anniversary :
"Halo" - Beyonce



Ok, now for the dubious honours...

Best Song That No One Listened :
"Never Leave You" Tinchy Stryder feat. Amelle from Sugarbabes

Worst Song Everyone Listened :
"Boom Boom Pow" - The Black Eyed Peas. Yes, I mean..."I sold 3008, you sold 2000 late?" WTF?

Worst Song To Be Constantly Played On Mainstream Radio Every Hour :
"Love Story", "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift

Best Song That The Singer Himself/Herself Need No Effort Into Making This One :
"I'mma Be" - The Black Eyed Peas

Worst Album For A Rapper Who Tried So Hard To Sound Like T-Pain :
"808 & Heartbreaks" - Kanye West

Most Boring Song :
"No Surprise" - Daughtry

Worst Ending For A Song :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Beyonce moaning at the end of the song.....not very nice.

Worst Start For A Song :
"Forever" - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Eminem. Seriously, a buzzer? WTF

Worst Album That You Should Throw Away Or Make It As A Coaster For Your Drinks :
"Rebirth" - Lil Wayne. Terrible, one single and that's it?

Worst Album Art Cover :
"No Line On The Horizon" - U2. Looks good in a art gallery, but for an album cover, Bono can't save it this time.

Worst Use Of Technology :
Autotune, hands down, bar none.

Worst Way To Start Describing Yourself In Your Debut Hit Song In A Cocky Way :
"Forever" - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne and Eminem. "Last name ever, first name greatest"...my arse Drake.

Worst Song To Sing To A Girl Just After The First Date :
"I Wanna" - All American Rejects

Worst Infectious Melody From A Hit Song :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

You Think It Sounds Like Katy Perry, But Its Some No-Name Chick Singing It :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

Worst Rap Which Makes No Sense :
"Run This Town" - Jay Z feat. Rihanna, Kanye West. Especially Kanye West, "have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?" which idiot doesn't check the shoes first before walking out of the store?

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Took me a near one hour to sketch it. Sorry Wacom Bamboo for abandoning you!! Yeah, the design is simple, cuz I don't want my car to go too Beng-ish.
Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak today said that the government cannot stop people from gathering at mosques tomorrow to protest against a court decision which had allowed the Christian publication Herald to use to term "Allah". - Malaysia Kini update


Remember the 2007 yellow shirt protest? BERSIH? Oh sure they can crack down that one but for this case, they decided to back off and watch.

General elections are in 2 years time, and is this one of your tactics to win back a certain fractions heart? You know, we all don't want another MAY 13 to happen again and you know once it happened, its ugly and we then again have to point fingers and blame people.

As I quote from a commenter named Chipmunk at Malaysiakini.com....

"1Malaysia, 2Standards"

3rd World Mentality?

I'm not sure how many of you all bother reading today's newspapers, I bet most of you all either never read, skip to the sports section to read news regarding the Barclay's Premier League or to the gossip pages. I'm not sure how many of you all had tuned in to the local news every night at 8 p.m to see what has happened to our dear country.

On December 31st 2009, The High Court ruled that a Catholic newspaper have the permission to use the word "Allah" to describe God. That one decision then caused one of the most sensitive issues at the beginning of the new year.

Extremists then started to cause trouble. Political parties *cough Perak UMNO* got nothing to do but to politicize this issue that is still sensitive in this nation. I don't understand you people, you're suppose to be looking out on how the country is supposed to be but not being itchy and making a big deal of everything that is happening.

Then some group wants to protest and hand over a memorandum to the Sultan of Selangor to protest the High Court ruling.

Then, a news at Yahoo shocked me. A Malaysian Church has been fire-bombed. I'm actually very saddened to see such things happened over here, where our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has been constantly asking us to be 1Malaysian regardless of race, religion and background. And yet this is happening.

Look, after reading this, I want you all to not paint the picture of the Muslims in Malaysia as the bad people and start to have hatred towards them because by doing this, it makes us no different than the people who stage protests and fire-bomb worshipping places. Its the extremists, the selfish, one track minded driven people that caused this. So please, I'm not trying to send the wrong message here because I believe that a country like Malaysia with different race, religion and so can live together in one accord.

So guys, as I'm typing this blog post, KL is quite 'busy' now so for the time being, I'll be staying back at home and pray :D

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Nike Dunk

Very happy to have my first Nike Dunk High..........2nd hand from Kent.

Here's some pictures.....
Love the colours



Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Pokemon Cards...Gotta Collect Them All (well, not)

Can someone tell me, how rare are these Pokemon cards?

Larvitar, Dark Pupitar and Dark Tyranitar

And this one....Team Rocket Articuno EX

Seriously........I don't know.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My Mum Is My Dad

Ok my dear readers, noticed anything strange (apart from the cencored IC numbers and birth cert. numbers)

Hmmm....no?


What about this one?

C'mon, you all smart kan? Generasi hebat mah......right? Riiiight?
=.='' fine.....

Nama bapa/Penjaga : Lucy Leong Yoke Mui (mak aku)

Sigh, I tell you my Sijil Berhenti Sekolah from the school is so pathetic, you wouldn't believe it at all.


At least.......Kelakuan, BAIK :D

Monday, January 4, 2010

Urrgghhhhh

=.=, I really don't get it.

I said,

"I might not have found it yet, but the instruction manual never stated a preset button."

Means

I will find (the preset button) soon, but the drivers manual book never tell me where is it.

And since I got used to driving my parents car for months, I forgot to state that their car audio has Sony Xplod player installed, cuz' the instruction manual for THAT PLAYER stated where is the equalizer.

That's why I said, I wish it was like the old car (Honda city...1997, not the new one) cuz I am able to find the button without any problem.

As for my new car, tu manual tak da cakap, or MAYBE I didn't read properly and I didn't try every single button on the 4-DIN head unit. Because I was WORRIED things may go haywired.

Thus, after asking Kent, he BARU TELL that it is the radio frequency tuner, and all I have to do is PRESS IT A FEW TIMES to adjust my bass, treble, balance and so. Thank you Kent.

SO IF you think I am COMPLAINING, think again please. I'm not angry, just that....urrghh.

*nasal/sinus spray* aahhhhhh thank you.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Preset Button?

You know, after getting myself familiarized with the Toyota Vios, I finally found out the one button that is important for me while listening to my songs, the audio preset button.

I might not have found it yet, but the instruction manual never stated a preset button.

=.=, sometimes I wish it was like the Honda City