Wo bu hui hua yu!!!

Christine Lee Yong Shan has her own Mandarin version of her blog.

Kamumalu my niece also have a Mandarin version of her blog.

Sammy Chong Jean Yee also have a Mandarin version of her blog.

Ayi.....sometimes Engelish and Mandarin

Michele Tan....rojak.

I guess I have to learn to read Mandarin....again.


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WHY!!!!!!!

Nerdy Maccaroni

There is a nerd in Maccaroni Boy. Yes, a nerd version of Maccaroni Boy. And boy...I am damn proud of being called a nerd by anyone, including my cousin from Down Under (Australia, see I'm smart). Jesper used to call me fatso, now he's calling me a teacher's pet or a nerd.

Entered the science puzzle competition. Hope I beat Tai Wei Shan
(That is so fake of Daniel, how can he defeat his ultra smart opponent who is also the tai ka cheh of the prefect body?)
That is so better than being called a fatso. I'm not fat for Pete's sake.

And to proof my genius theory, I got 1st again for exams. Wait until I upload the picture of my results to show better evidence that I am...........

SMARTER THAN A 1ST GRADER!!!

A prefect's punishment.........

First of all, I wanna thank the person who came out with this 'wonderful' idea of writing lines as punishment for the assembly not being in a pin drop silent mode and I would like to send him/her my hugs and kisses.

While I was sick from Tuesday to Friday. Friday I went back at 9 a.m, so I was present in that small meeting where Tai Wei Shan sentenced us to write 50 lines of "Saya akan pastikan tapak perhimpunan senyap sepanjang perhimpunan." For junior prefects, they don't need to write a single word. SO, I wrote the 50 lines on Father's Day. Guess dad's present was to see me suffer. NOOOO!!!!

You know, by wasting a paper to write the same sentence 50 times, we just killed a tree to do that. Mother nature is so gonna kill us with her fury. Oh boy....


I know, I write like a girl, so what?

Until today morning, happily pass the paper to Wei Shan. Then, once assembly started, the same shit happens again. Students noisy, prefects standing like kayu, e.t.c.

So, again have another meeting. Solomon and Yu Kin were so unlucky, they owe our big boss lady 200 lines. Yet, Yu Kin and Solomon still don't give a shit to do it. They think its wasting their time, I think they were knocking on Wei Shan's patience.

So,today Wei Shan punished us to write 100 lines of the same thing...
"Saya akan pastikan tapak perhimpunan senyap sepanjang perhimpunan."

I nearly shouted the F-Word, I was damn pissed. Juniors 50 lines, seniors 100 lines. Yu Kin and Solomon, they should just thank God that Wei Shan didn't add 200+100. Still 200 lines for them.

So during class, Edwin asked Cindy Boo to help him write 100 lines, and she did. So, I ask Lai Jo Ee to help me. And she did. Wow, miracles do happen.


Jo Ee and Cindy Boo's writing is sooooo different than mine. Cindy's one is with the numbers, Jo Ee's one is the one without the numbers.

Mum advised me not to hand out the papers to my boss lady....cuz mum know's best, that my handwriting is quite small.


So fine, I decided to do again 60 lines on one paper.....

So innocent

Shu Teng....you've been luring boys in school for 3 years. Well plus primary school, if you want......
9 YEARS!!!

Carmenu....you've been wooing boys in school for 9 years too.

Hui Xian....now I know why Ah Chan was on to you last year.....because you wear pinafore and baju kurung.

Kerrie..I don't know about you...but you did managed to woo me. LOL.
So innocent....yet so farny.

I....have been trying to woo people in Times Square yesterday with my white shirt.
Even tried wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney through picture e-mails and even in my dreams (yuck!!) , but I....I...
I FAILED!!!



(I was just kidding about dreaming about wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Just kidding. I'm not gay for God's sake.)

I went LOL all night

I went LOL all night, after knowing that Kent's ass has a growth and then doc just removed it...

I choke after drinking water....

I couldn't pee straight. Try laughing and peeing at the same time, then only you know.

I couldn't brush my teeth properly. Toothpaste splattered throughout the kitchen basin (That's where I brush my teeth)

I couldn't pray properly. God must be wondering what on Earth was I up to.

I couldn't sleep at all. (Duh)

My parents must be wondering...

'What the heck happened to our child?"

But what the heck....

Edison Chen loves thumbelinas...

Guess what?

I had Edison Chen promoting the thumbelinas for sale!!!



Something is missing..........words to promote.

Nevermind...I'll do it.

Yeah baby yeah....

I'm gonna do a blog about how I got Edison to promote it.

Oh right....I don't give a McDonald's or a KFC if Edison Chen were to sue me for this. He's only adding popularity to my blog :)

I'M GIVING YOU A CLEAN IMAGE AFTER PHOTOS OF YOU BANGING PEOPLE SPREAD THROUGH THE INTERNET LIKE LURPAK BUTTER!!!!

I would like to thank my Photoshop sifu for editing it. It is quite hard to find a picture of Edison like this. Texts are edited and added by me.

Went to KLIA to play hide and seek with Hui Xian, Carmenu, Shu Teng.

Before that, I walk around before hiding at my spot, which is the male toilet. No way that they're gonna catch me.

I'll be like an idiot staying at the male toilet for 24 hours. Serious.

Arrived at the main entrance.....



Love the architecture of the KLIA (Kuala Lumpur International Airport)


Then after 5 minutes of touring....went to hide in the toilet.



Yeshhh......half way there!!!


I expected to receive a call from them to know whether have they arrive yet?

No...they fong fei kei at the fei kei cheong there.

Sobs....I dun wanna friend you!!

Hookay.......

While I was checking sitemeter.com's report about my blog, I felt something's wrong. Why do I have zero visits and page views?

Hmmm....maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com.

...maccaroniboyz.blogspot.com.....

DO'H!!! I forgot to change my blog name in sitemeter.com

So after changing it in the afternoon, I then just now checked back.

Hmm...so far so good.


What amazes me is....

...even TM Net also viewed my blog.


Even Sungai Petani and Kulim of Kedah went to view my blog.
I wonder how bored are they?

Guess maccaroniboy.blogspot.com is a blog for bored people to view. I shall go cry at a corner.

Thankyouverymuch.

Niakok

hallelujah!!! Praise the Lord, exams are finished, time to relax lah brather!!!

Today's last paper was P.J.K.

For bahagian B, there was like a box of words all mixed up, and you have to find 6 of the hidden words of drugs.

I found one called....."NIAKOK"

"Eh Kuan Kiat, Niakok is a drug anot?"

"All I know is....niakok means 'your cock'."

Asked Nick whether he found all 6 of them, he gave me the last one which was cocaine. In Malay, it would be a different spelling. He then told me that its 'niakok'.

NIAKOK.......read backwards....

KOKAIN.


Ohhhhhhhhh......now I know.

Timmy....what have you done?!

My once sexy leg is now a mosquitoes biting territory.

I thought we were friends Timmy.......but why?

Exxon Mobil Young Entrepreneurs (E.Y.E) official launch ceremony at Hotel Equatorial

The title says it all. Suppose to have exams on Thursday (last Thursday, mind you this is one of the many delayed posts I would like to publish), we only sat for Maths paper one, paper two will be the next day.


Amirul....C.E.O of our school company, Pearl Star Enterprise.


Amirul receiving the official rule book of Exxon Mobil.


After that.....we all in the ball room have to take oath.


All of the C.E.Os took a picture together with their RM 1000 mock cheque .


Amirul really means business......."You're FIRED!!"


Group photo for Seri Mutiara.....couldn't stop wondering, why is Sang Jit Chern and me starring at the mock cheque?

As we went back to our seats, Jit Chern came to me....

Jit Chern : "You know Daniel, we could take the cheque from Amirul and run to the nearest
game shop to buy a Xbox 360.
Me : "Great minds think alike."

*The following pictures are SMK Seri Mutiara E.Y.E students berpura-pura rajin berniaga*

Like this one...


...and mainly, this one. LOL.

Hotel Equatorial was kind enough to treat all 100+ people attended the launch with a free all-you-can-eat buffet. Yes, you now can imagine Santosh's face and go LOL on it. Everything from fried rice, fried chicken to cheese cakes, fruits to ice-cream and orange juice. Life is sweet.


This is the best picture to taunt Angeline and Melissa. I'm eating 5 pieces of rich and creamy cheesecakes, while Kyle is eating.........food.

Amirul asked us to pose yeng.....no problem.

One of my many lousy attempts to act yeng.....


The pose could be cool....if only the damn spoon was out of the way. Thanks alot Seet. Later you'll get it.

After eating fried rice with fried chicken and 2 plates of rich and creamy cheese cakes, chocolate cakes and so on, I dared Seet to do a dare. Ice-cream with curry gravy.

Sasi was like "Yeerrrrr...."
Seet was like "What? It's all still gonna end up in your stomach."

LOL.

Before heading home,Santosh, Kathi, Seet and me headed to the gents and posed stupid poses. Like those in Friendster. I don't have the pics, later on will post it. Trust me, you'll laugh out loud.

On the way back to school, Seet was doing stupid stuffs that offends people. He decided to open the bus window, and shout

"OOII, APA LU TENGOK?!"

Eventually, one old motorcyclist has Seet's attention. Seet then stuck his head out of the bus window, and ask Kyle to snap a picture of him. This is the end result.

"PEEEEEEEAAAACCCCCEEEEEE DDDUUUUUUDDDEEESSSSS!!!!"

While waiting for mum, one student decided to play with Kyle's camera. Called Angeline to take a picture, she refused. But why she likes to cam whore in her blog? Huh....makes me wonder again.

"Talk to the hand"

The Edison Chen experience (18 SX)

(This blog contains stupidity. Readers are advised by the author of the blog. Please leave the blog site if you're easily offended by accidentally watching porn. Thank you.)


It started out very very innocent. I was doing English revision with Kyle. While searching for A4 paper to do our essay writing, we stumbled into the very very rare video of.....Edison Chen's sex tape.

Note: WE SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW IT WAS THERE!!! AND WE WERE CURIOUS!!!

I was the 'photographer' for the incident.

Kyle was shocked....trust me. In the beginning, it shows a slideshow of all the chicks (actresses) that Edison banged....with the remix of the song "Apologized" by OneRepublic.

Kyle and his brother.....was disturbed.

Then, the DVD showed Maggi Q, engaging in 'dirty' acts.

"Hoooo boy....."- Daniel a.k.a Maccaroni Boy


Kyle couldn't tahan already, so he decided to throw a pillow towards the Full HD Sony Bravia TV.

He did it.


After another slideshow.....another video came along. Erm......viewer's discretion advised. Don't say i didn't warn ya.

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I on the other hand....

....was speechless and shocked too.

Kyle....

....needs to be sent to the hospital A.S.A.P.

And he immediately create a poster to warn his fellow friends not to watch porn. Serious.

With Photoshop version 2.

Oh boy, I regret watching the video. It just took 8 minutes of my life.

Gotta love watching TV now.......BIG!!!

A new TV for me and my parents to enjoy.

Guess the old one have to sit in the dark for the rest of his life......poor Philips.


7 and a half years old...........thanks for the memories. From loving you on your first day in this house until the day I and my parents started to curse you for not working very well, you have served us long time.


Philips....I'll remember you.

Now, I shall welcome Philips HD

"UNPACK ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! STOP TAKING ME PICTURES!!!"

After posting the previous blog post......dad and the seller manage to fix up the HD TV. Sweet. Just tested the HD DVD player by playing a DVD 9 format disc.

Superman Returns was our experimental disc......

Not bad.....not bad at all.

Gotta love watching TV now. Who says TV don't bring families together??

Welcoming HD into the Mak's house....

Sweet..........the seller came with our new TV......not just any TV, but a HD TV. Phillips!!!

Reporting live.....I and my dad are minutes away from watching our new TV.

Update later...

Again.....I got tagged.....DO'H!!

Fine Kent, this ain't the dumbest trend in the blog world, ok, I was wrong. Sigh....the minute I signed in to MSN, Kamumalu a.k.a Carmenu a.k.a Karmenu a.k.a my niece sent me an offline message.

YOU'VE GOT A TAGGIE FROM ME!!!!

DO'H!!



Here it goes.....

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. Xbox 360 with a cooling fan so that I can play for hours a day
2. iPod Touch
3. Owning Manchester United
4. Unlimited cash and credit supply
5. CJ7 softie

THE PERSON(S) WHO TAGGED YOU IS:
1.Kamumalu
2.Kerrie
3.Kent
(All with the letter 'K')

YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER
1.Kamumalu
The cutest niece I had in school, the farniest also, sometimes she can be lame like...duh. She
likes to cheer people who are sad,likes to help out also.
2.Kerrie
The cutest property of mine!!!!! She's lovely, funny, helpful and short. Awwhhhh
3.Kent
Likes to camwhore, kacau, funny at alot of times too. Likes to shop, and loves Subcrew
merchandises.

MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU
1.Kamumalu
Wish me on my birthday.
2.Kerrie
Bought me a small little teddy for me.
3.Kent
Cheered me up after getting my disappointing PMR result.

MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU
1.Kamumalu
"Daaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!" on my birthday.
2.Kerrie
"As long as you give your love to me, I'm already happy" on Valentine's Day.
3.Kent
"What the heck* is going on?!"

*word was changed due to foul language

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER:
1.Kamumalu

I would go "DAAARRGGGHHHHH!!!" over her.

You must me kidding me man!!!

Awhhhh...dun have Kerrie's pic. THAT WOULD BE GREAT (WELL....SHE'S ALREADY MINE!!)

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU:
1)Kerrie
2)Hui Xian
3)Shu Teng
4)Yong Shan
5)Kamumalu
6)Joshua Leong
7)Ian
8)Alicia
9)Kent
10)Melissa

WHO IS NUMBER 7 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
How I know....

WHO IS NUMBER 9 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
I really don't know....

IF NUMBER 9 AND NUMBER 1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Nope......it will never ever happen. Number 1 is short, number 9 is tall. Both are very different from each other. Duh....

WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 1 AND NUMBER 5?
How can an aunty and her niece have a secret relationship with each other.....EWWWW!!!!

WHAT IS NUMBER 3 STUDYING?
Studying in school loh........

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NUMBER 6?
A few days ago. Why you so nosey ah??

DOES NUMBER 4 WORK?
Yeah.....she's has her own E-Bay kinda shop working on Blogspot/Blogger.com. Go check it out.

DOES NUMBER 8 HAS ANY COUSINS IN HIS/HER SCHOOL?
How do I know?

WILL YOU WOO NUMBER 8?
Ermm.........moo?

WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 5?
Nope.......my naughty love-to-tag-people-for-lame-reason niece. How can?

DOES NUMBER 2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah....a brother.

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NUMBER 2?
Through MSN.......she added me before I know her. SO jadi my 'kai mui' loh....

IS NUMBER 1 IS THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
*nose bleeding*........what?

I am done........

These shoes....

Come to think of it........

These shoes are carrying one of the most tiring legs around Malaysia. I'm one of them.

I'M TIRED!!! GIVE ME AN XBOX 360!!!!!!!

LOL........slowly downloading safe softwares to my PC. No Counter-Strike Condition Zero for me forever. But one thing bothers me is....

WHY CAN'T I VIEW YOUTUBE VIDEOS?!

Yes, I've downloaded the latest Adobe Flash Player and Java, but still....sigh...

BLACKOUT!!!

Yesterday was raining quite heavily....until my house went blackout for 5 minutes. Then only regain electricity.

Today...........I noticed that our school was so poor, they couldn't even afford to pay a day's electricity. Damn school. Do you need those pasar malam Honda electric generators to generate power for the school?

I am abit pissed, due to some idiot who went and add more and more people to the handball team, and some idiots who didn't come for practice everytime. And some idiots who don't have teamwork in them, and of course...

SOME IDIOTS WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE TEAM.

Grow up.........jackass.

Went in to school, everywhere was dark. Went to put my bag, then walked blinDly to find Kerrie and gang.

While in the class, my classmates acted like girls, complaining that they are feeling hot and sweaty due to no electricity. Sissies, if you all shut up, the heat will go down alot!!

Gym class time, I was the first to score in handball. Wanna know how fast I scored?

1)Khai Liang got the ball from start
2)Dribble past defenders.
3)I went to the middle unmark
4)Ask for the ball.
5)Got the ball.
6)Shoot the ball.
7)Goal.

All in 6 seconds.

"KHAAAAIIIIIII LIIIIAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!!! HEEERRREEEE!!!!"

All the way to the D-Line.

Not everyone enjoyed gym class today. All the time handball ever since our headmistress banned football. ''What, you banned the beautiful game?!!"

Was getting sleepy after the match, went back to class in a very tiring mood. It started to rain though, but it only becomes worst. It turned dark, and the teachers couldn't even teach.Those teachers who parked their cars in the car park, had to quickly park at other places. Nanti car park flooded.

Nothing to blog lah today.....damn sien.

Another taggie.....damn

Haiz.......this is the dumbest trend in Blogspot or in any other social website.

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions.

1) PS3 or Xbox360?
PS3

2) Rainy days or sunny days? Why?
Rainy days......cuz it cools me down.

3) At what age do you wish to be married?
At the age where I have a very stable job with a good salary and I have a car and a house.

4) If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you'd take and why?
Kerrie, Carlame, and......and...............and.........Alicia. Cuz they make me happy, fun and jolly.

5) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Be rich with everything a guy wants to.

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?
Nope....

7) Who would you marry?
Kerrie Cheah May Foong

8) What/Who are you afraid of losing?
My parents, my friends, my loved ones, my religion, my life

9) When you are in a sad mood, what would you do?
I'll pray for the sad mood of mine to go away.

10) Which type of person do you hate the most?
Arrogant, ignorant, boastful, self-centered, in vein, selfish, e.t.c.

11) If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will you?
Well, no. What goes on goes on. Let it flow.....

12) Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
God.

13) If you choose to be a celebrity or a model, who would it be?
Jay-Z.....owning lots and lots of brands and companies. Def Jam would be nice.

14) Which do you prefer, text or instant messaging?
Instant messaging....free mah.

15) What is your ambition?
Game/ Graphic designer.

16) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
I'll take my love to the last place that we'll be together, have a final dinner with my family,
chat with my best buddies for the last time, go to church for the last time and repent all my
sins.

17) Describe yourself.
I'm a sinner.

18) What is your weakest point?
I'm still a noob at becoming a goalkeeper.

19) If you have a chance to say anything to anyone, what would you say?
To the Arsenal fans....YOU ALL SUCK!!
To the Chelsea fans....WUSSIES!!
To the Liverpool fans...YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE FOR THE NEXT LIFETIME!!!

20) Are you pissed now?
Yes.



There....I'm done.

WHOOT!!!!

Ahem.....I got number one in class.


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WHOOOOT!!!!!

I wanna beat the crap out of Soulja Boy!!! Yahhh!

I know this sounds stupid.......

Dear God, if EA Games would wanna make another Def Jam game for the PS3 (in future...I will own it), please include Soulja Boy, so I can KICK HIS ARSE!!!

His song Crank Dat is annoying, stupid, meaningless, retarted and what's worst.....the dance move of the song is laughable

Read the song's lyrics


Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)

After 10 times reading his lyrics....I still don't get it.

But I get his song "Yahhh!" featuring Arab.


I'M SICK OF YOU!!! YAHHH!!!

Like what Alvin said about the song "Beautiful Girls" by Sean Kingston, if I ever hear another time of 'Crank Dat", I will rip apart the teddy bear I gave to Kerrie!!!