Showing posts with label LOL Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL Moments. Show all posts

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Epic Fail.......Seriously.

Its like after a week not using chopsticks...... I'm back to square one. Had steamboat session with Hao Yang, Hui Xian, J and Hua Xiang, Teng, and Hui Ying on Wednesday. I only decided to eat after feeling so awkward, everyone around me was eating and I was left staring at them.

And shit, I guess its the most funniest outcome and probably the most embarrassing one. I'm a Malaysian Chinese, Cantonese-dialect speaking kid. I only managed to learn the basics of the dialect only when I was 13 years old, I know I'm a slow learner. And for using chopsticks, that was when I was only 9 years old. Shit, I can't believe I managed to remember it so clearly.

But just after 1 week (ok maybe less than a week, I think) not using chopsticks, I'm back to the learning stage again. I don't know how the heck it happened to me, maybe I'm special =D

And this is what happened.....

Oh there goes the food!!! Think of the people in third world countries.

Wasted.


Sigh, that's why next time whenever I'm with ya'll for steamboat dinner, serve me to save all the food wastage and trouble, plus the embarrassment.

And I was given the name Professor Epic Phail =)

Then we went to Maideen mamak stall @Taman Connaught for another round of drinks.

Drinking 3 layered tea, 10 p.m + at night, feeling fly like a G6!!!


Friday, August 20, 2010

"What is Cum?"

Today Santosh was my art class' model for the day, RM 25 an hour not bad hor macha XD Today my college had this HIV/AIDS talk at the Gallery, wore red to support. Break was 12 p.m till 1 p.m, after paying a visit at the gallery, was supposed to go eat chicken rice but it seems my classmates and I were lazy to walk 10 minutes to the shop.

Had Brussel's Hawaiian chicken sandwich with fries and a drink set, worth the money.

While back in class, Aubrey came back with a goodie back from the talk. Inside the goodie bag there was Durex condoms, some other stuff and a guide to safe and healthy blowjob.

I'm not bullshitting here, they really have a guide to blowjob.

Now everyone can suck cock in a safe way.

Kah Yeng asked what is 'cum'? We were left speechless because we have no idea how to explain cum to her.

Best direct translation ever!!! Only in Malaysia

And then after all the fun, resume drawing Santosh's face. Bugger your face hard to draw tau, Mona Lisa XD

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dinner at Skewers BBQ & Restaurant

Went to Skewers BBQ & Restaurant at Subang Avenue, Subang Jaya. Called my parents to tell them I reach there already with Joshua, Sang, Derek and Kah Yin. Just yesterday joked with mum, she bet with me whether I'll miss a turn to Subang or I ended up lost in Subang.

Reached 30+ minutes later, sat at the bar table. Ordered 3 mint lamb, half pint of Hoegaarden, Rosemary beef, and Sang had Ultimate Skewers Glutton Burger, which was frickin' big size portion. Josh and Derek ordered a jug of Carlsberg. Kah Yin being a first timer in pouring the beer, screwed up and wasted.

Derek brought his laptop and charger, forgot to bring battery. Josh brought everything that is required, and halfway online his laptop committed suicide. Couldn't find a plug near us.

Hoegaarden taste good, but I don't know why I find Carlsberg beer taste better. Maybe its just me. Then we waited for an hour after eating for the Brazil-Portugal match. Both teams were quite physical on each other, knocking around. There were like 4-5 yellow cards only in the first half. Brazil struck the post and Portugal went wide.

We went off after the first half, paid the bills and then exit Subang within minutes. I was kinda disappointed with the service, it could be better if given more time to train. The food was great.

Once they got into my car, the interior smell like alcohol. Joshua was like.....

"Dude I smell of ciggarettes ah?" x5 to Derek. Oh yeah, Kah Yin taught us a valuable fuel saving tip while driving. Drive between 90-110km/h and rpm meter between 2-3.

Josh : "Then when you kena caught by police for speeding tell him this.....

"Tuan, kereta saya jimat petrol jika pandu 90km/h hingga 110km/h dan rpm meter antara 2-3"

Due to financial crisis, drivers do need to do anything to save on petrol =)

Overall had a fun night with my friends, wish it'll be better if others would be able to make it :D

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Facka You Sure Ah? (The Aubrey Culture)

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*eh facka
*tmr come at 7 30

=) says:
*WHY FACKA
*HMPH!

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*XD

=) says:
*FACKA NO NEED DY
*I DUN WANT GO CG
*=P
Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*DONT BULLSHIT LAH
*XD

=) says:
*YES LOR

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*U DARE ANOT

=) says:
*I DARE
*buahaha

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*WEIH DONT SKIP LAH SERIOUS

=) says:
*BUAHAHA
*screw u!
*=P

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*FARK U LAH NANTI U REGRET

=) says:
*BLEHHH

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*WEIH I FACKING SERIOUS LAAH XD
*MR LOW FACK U UP LATER XD

=) says:
*I FUCKING SERIOUS TOO
*xD

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*WEIH U FUCKING SERIOUS AH?

=) says:
*YES LA FACKA
*=P

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*omg weih
* U REALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME

=) says:
*HAHAHA
*no i am not

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*WEIH OUR FINAL PROJECT LAH

=) says:
*HAHAHA
*SO?
*=P

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*IMPORTANT LAH FACKA
*EH FACKA I CARE FOR U U BETTER COME

=) says:
*I DUN WANT A!
*=P

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*WEEEEIIHH YOU REALLY SKIPPING AH?

=) says:
*CHILLL MANNN
*xD

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*=_____________=
*FACKA U SURE AH?

=) says:
*LOL
*YES

Daniel Mac Mark - says:
*OK AHHH

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Mai naaaiimee issh Jimmy!!

Ok so yesterday I went to Kyle's place to do some photoshooting for my college computer graphic's assignment, superimposing (Google it please). While in his room, his house phone rang and it was from an 'outside area' number.

First Kyle picked up, it was some salesgirl rang up and talked to him in Mandarin. Then he hung up on her. That girl called again and this is how it went....

Daniel : Hello, who is this speaking to?

Salesgirl : Hello is (Kyle's 'fake' Chinese name) in?

Daniel : Who?

Salesgirl : (Kyle's 'fake' Chinese name)

Daniel : Owwhh he's busy

Salesgirl : Oh what is he doing now?

Daniel : He's studying

Salesgirl : Oh and you are?

Daniel : I'm his brother, why do you want to talk to him?

Salesgirl : Oh I wanted to tell him something. Is your mum around? What about your dad?

Daniel : Erm, no she's sleeping. My dad is working.

Salesgirl : Ok nevermind, what is your name?

*I was blank, I had to think of a name quick*

Daniel : Jimmy

Salesgirl : Is that English name or Chinese name? Jing Mi?

Daniel : No no no, Jiiiimeeehh.

Salesgirl : Oh ok, I would like to tell you something. I'm from Panasonic and would like to explain to you about our upcoming roadshow.

Daniel : Oh good, erm, where are you calling from?

Salesgirl : Oh I'm calling from Taman Connaught.

Daniel : Riiiiight, erm about your roadshow...

Salesgirl : Yes about our roadshow we're promoting our electronic appliances at XXXX shopping mall. There will be games and activities for the family to enjoy.

Daniel : Oh ok, I'll see whether my family is free or not.

Salesgirl : Ok, well, what is your mum's name?

Daniel : Erm, what for ah?

Salesgirl : Oh cause we need just need to know only.

Daniel : Her name is erm..........Huang Mei Err

*At this moment, Kyle was laughing like an asshole until I was close to being in stitches and follow suit. Fuck you Kyle XD*

Salesgirl : Would you mind telling her to come and talk to me now?

Daniel : Erm, she's sick and just took her medicine that's why she's having her rest now.

Salesgirl : Oh ok, that's about it. We Panasonic would like to wish you good fortune, prosperous health and a happy week ahead

Daniel : Ok ok, same to you.

*hangs up*

So frickin' easy. Mai naiime issh JIIIIIMEEEH!!!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Girls know cars more than Boys :(

Today went to college quite early, thought of going to the library to read some books (surprised huh?) but then decided to join Kelvin and gang. Damn it Kelvin, of all the celebs you can draw on vector graphics.......MILEY CYRUS?!

Anyway, then went to mamak with Jane, Bryan, Austin. Immy then tagged along.

Now, after parking my car, I went up via the escalator. Then as I first step on ground floor, a Bentley Continental/Flying Spur was parked right infront of me. Shit, I can't remember what colour was it, but I think its black.

Can you imagine parking your Proton/Perodua/Kia/Hyundai/Honda/Toyota family car next to a Bentley?

"Eh who's car is this? Can move ah? Blocking all the attention for the Bentley lah ok?"

Ohh daamnnn embalaasssiinngg gila =________=

After going up to class to put the bag and go back down with the gang to the mamak, a black Hummer, tinted with huge pimpin' rims and lime green vinyls cruised by, chillin'.

That time Jane and Austin frickin H-I-G-H.

Yum cha at mamak in Jaya One, it was the worst mamak to serve maggi goreng. Memalukan nama sahaja =______=

Tiba-tiba.......a black Nissan Skyline GTR revved by. Damn it, have to heard how the engine sounds like? Sexay!!! Its like an Japanese AV model moaning to you XD (kidding only c'mon)

Daniel : Nissan Skyline GTR
Jane : Nissan Skyline GTR R35

WTF?! Jane knows cars more than me? She even had the specs right on!!

Until I posted on Facebook and 2 grease monkeys by the name of Josiah Lim and Calvin Wong then reeducated me.....

Its a Nissan Skyline R35 VR38DETT
(Good Lord such a long name to remember)

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=53699&id=1066813130&saved#!/profile.php?v=feed&story_fbid=102657286437858&id=1066813130

Friday, March 5, 2010

Eagle Chicken

I must give kudos and awesome credits to myself. Who would have thought, KL traffic can be really that UNPREDICTABLE.

See, last night I carefully calculated, if I get up by 5:45 a.m, take a quick refreshing shower and change clothes and prepare everything by 6:10 a.m, get out of the house by 6:15 a.m and try to get out of Taman Connaught toll by 6:30 :D

And by then I actually predicted I will be stuck in a bumper to bumper jam like always on early morning Friday.

So 6:30 a.m + 2 hours = 8:30 a.m (reach Jaya One)

And I wont be late for class :D

But I was soooooo damn wrong, so wrong that I actually feel like planning to knock down Tour de Langkawi riders if I ever see them XD

I actually woke up early for nothing, well, at least better than being stuck in jam by 7 a.m right? But I really felt like yelling myself in the car, but that would be downright creepy.

And I thought maybe its too early to say that no jam, who knows just right after toll I'll be stuck?

Oh noooooo, traffic proved me wrong. I was left to deal with crazy morning drivers speeding with their Benz and Camry and even Alphard O___O And I thought 'After 5 p.m' drivers were more insane.

And I really feel like slamming my head on the steering wheel when I realized I clocked in at 6:44 a.m

It actually took me 20+ minutes, instead of 2 hours.....and what the hell am I gonna do for the next 1 hour 20 minutes before Jason and Jared arrive for breakfast?

Solution : sleep in the car park inside the car, alone.

I tried sleeping with the car still turned on, with music still playing softly. But then again by doing so for the next 80 minutes will affect my car battery and of course, waste petrol. So I had to sleep with the windows winded down and without the air conditioning system.


: (


Guess I'm not the only one after all.
(car left after a minute thinking of that)


Anybody there???

Helloo??

Me :D

Anyway today computer graphics class was fun. Really learned alot, and Aubrey........you're just sitting next to me and you took the trouble to log into your Facebook account and tagged me to say 'Hi'?

Awwhhhhhh.....

Anyway Jared was being blur again. He brought his Macbook, placed it infront of the iMac screen. Then he thought that the iMac's mouse was connected to his Macbook, thus he used it. So he was like clicking alot of times but thinking that his laptop has some bug, until Jason told him he's using iMac's mouse after all.

Jared you're so awesome XD And your eagle is not a chicken lah :D

Monday, March 1, 2010

To Do List : Wash My Car EPIC PHAIL =(

*takes out bucket, sponge and water hose. Attaches water hose to water tap, turns on tap*

*rain*


GAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH F(beep) DARN IT!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I R n00l3

Was playing FIFA 10 on my cousin's Final Fantasy XIII Playstation 3 Slim set (the pink graphics on the consoles makes the PS3 Slim soooo ghey.)

Anyway, was killing time and decided to play a friendly match against China on Amateur mode. You know you sucked at FIFA 10 when you accidentally scored an own goal against a terrible team like China, with 3 minutes of added time left and on the 2nd lowest difficulty level in the game. And what a way to 'mistakenly' press the shoot button instead of the 'clear ball' button.

Wes Brown you schmuck.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Jared's 19th @ IACT & Redbox, The Curve

Ok....yesterday was Jared's birthday, and class 201001 gave him a surprise birthday celebration for our part-time Starbucks barrister boy :D

Bought the cake, got the candles, until we found out we don't have a matchbox or a lighter.

"Go ask smokers, confirm alot wan..."

Happy 21st 19th Birthday Jared!!!

Before Jared came into class, pictures!!
Guess what was I doing? I bought this Extra Mint Chewing Gum like yesterday for creative thinking class, but I somehow couldn't find a way to open that damn capsule.


I spent the whole night trying to open it, trust me. Until after going into class also still figuring it out. And Jason, the dude sitting next to me, took less than a minute with a key to open it =____="

"Call me your savior, I opened it already =)"

Its been awhile since I wore this shirt.
G_ F_CK
Y__RS_LF

The minute Jared came in, Bryan then switched off the lights, and we gave sang a birthday song so awesome, William Hung would make it go platinum and stay for weeks at number one on the Billboard Top 10.


"I'd kiss you if you were a girl..." XD

Jason's gift to Jared. Done in an hours time, can you imagine if he had enough time, instead of rushing it to complete it. Awesome.

Clement....... our class senior, entertaining us with his funny side.

'There...you put that THING in that HOLE ah? You know? Wait, you really don't know how to DO IT meh? You just insert then gao dim already!! Still blur ah? Got instruction manual wan don't worry, easy job. If I can master it, you can do it too!!"
(No no no no, it was all made up. Was telling them about kebabs, I'm serious!!)

If there was a class that can make me feel so drowsy and drugged up....its advertising principles. Book the text book, never bring for class. Smart ass.

First 20 minutes, half of the class resting their heads on the table. Then at 2 p.m, lecturer then gave us a 10 minute break, we all rush to 7-11 to revive ourselves.

The class was only interesting when our lecturer showed us funny ads from other countries.
I liked the Virgin Airlines ad. Frickin' brokeback mountain with that "How Deep Is Your Love" song by Bee Gees.

Yes, I was really interested and paying attention in the class. I really do =D

I'm kinda worried about my classmate sitting next to me. Meet Jeen Pei, she can be as hyperactive as a 8 year old kid on sugar rush after 5 packets of Oreo's. I'm not so sure what she's gonna do to me on the next class o.O??

Jane....HEEEEEEEELP!!!

Anyway, after class most of us semangat go karaoke at The Curve. Again, traffic was bad. Pictures again do the talking...



The karaoke session was awesome and funny. Who knew, we would all go nuts on "Bad Romance", 'Poker Face", "I Gotta Feeling", "Love Story" and "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

O.o?

I left by 5:15 p.m, had to drop Immy back at Jaya One area. And again, for the 2nd time, stuck in a 2 hour jam =________=

RM 492.20....so close to the RM 500 mark :D

"Alriiiight...who's paying it?"

*looks at Jared*

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Shit Hits The Fan

I tell you guys, you will never know how fun class is.....only after you're at college. I'm serious, my creative thinking lecturer made the whole class realized that 11 years of OUR education system only made us to nod and not express our creativity, thus it made our creativity left to collect dust in our minds.

11 years, we were made to suck in everything that has ben thrown to our face, and to believe that there is always one answer, when in reality, there are endless answers and solutions to answer a question.

Everyone is creative, even the ones who sucked at arts or can't write poetry. Solving a problem, thinking of a solution, we're already using our creativity for our own purposes.

Today's class was 1 p.m to 6p.m, and 6 p.m means that getting out of Jaya One in 10 minutes is impossible.

First class was presentation class. Not trying to promote IACT, but to be honest, I've never meet such laid back yet fun and someone that you can relate to even the age gap is kinda big. My presentation skills lecturer is like, one of the many lecturers in IACT that the students can relate to.

For presentations class, no exams, just presentations and place cards.

For today's class activity, we were asked to go up to the stage and present about 3 things we do not know about the one sitting next to us. I just found out Syafiq is an adrenaline junkie who loves to climb to high places and jump from there :D

Oh oh oh, did you know that even I'm taller than Syafiq, I am afraid of heights. Erm no? Shit

Oh and here's some of my presentation skills lecturer punya quotes of the day

"No sexual or porn topics. I know I know, you all having raging hormones and especially guys, who see every pretty girl also wanna hump."

"I can tolerate with vulgarities in my class, but mind you I can hit back at you with vulgar words, twice cuz I'm older than you." XD

Surprisingly, class ended after 1 hour 30 minutes, then a 30 minute break was given to us. I dislike Jaya One's mamak. No not the quality of the food, is the price.

RM 8.70 for maggi goreng ayam, which taste like any other mamak eateries. =_______=

Decided to head down to Cold Storage with Immy, Jason and gang. The rest followed us but soon went to mamak and yum cha.

Oh yeah, Cold Storage sucked....for the price.

Before creative thinking class, lecture room was alive and kicking. Realized that everyone loves Russell Peters and Chris Rock, not to forget....Dave Chapelle. Rick James....bitch!!!
Then creative thinking class started, Mr. Lawrence........one of the coolest lecturer I've meet. In his 50's but like our presentation skills lecturer, we students can relate to.

And of course, his memorable quotes of the day....

"Sure, being in this field is alot of hardwork, but imagine the shitload of money they are paying you."

"Once when I was at your age, in a university where my lecturer once told me, 99% men think of porn. The other 1%? They tried not to think of it."

"One of the biggest problem you'll face in this creative field....dealing with stupid people. Not meaning the dumb ones, the ones that is blind and thinks narrowly without an open mind."

"Anyone of you from Lim Kok Wing? That joke from Cyberjaya?"
(I love this one, so 100% true)

Time flies when you enjoy your class, never a dull moment today and I really look forward to the next Wednesday class.

Oh yeah everything was cool until the after class scenario....traffic jam. Coming out of Jaya One parking lot, sometimes you thought...

"Shit, I think I made the day's shittiest decision for now. Period."

5:54 p.m, out of parking lot,
6 p.m. still just outside the perimeter parking bay,
6:30 p.m at Jalan University (not even near the hospital)
And I tell you, Jalan University (sorry bout the language) has the most fuckiest, shittiest, make you go WTF in milliseconds and make you wanna scream in the car like a crazy frustrated driver. Its like, green light last for 3 seconds? 3 SECONDS DAMN IT!!! And then you and the rest of the 100+ drivers have to wait for 5-7 minutes. Its like every 2 cars only had the privilege to get out of this mess and get stuck in another one after a few seconds.

I wish there was a picture showing how jam is the highway, my pathetic Nokia camera died.

Reach toll by 7:30 p.m, at Leisure Mall 20 minutes later, and 8 p.m baru sampai rumah. 2 hours of shitty jam for me after a fun day at college. =(

Saturday, January 16, 2010

I Iz Sad Kiddo

Today's a sad day for me...well, kinda

My beloved used-to-drive Honda City '97, her jaw kena scratched by my mum due to her awesome Fernando Alonso driving skill =.=

Yes, this is how both of the cars parked at my house's porch.

Now, reversing the Honda is a tough thing to do because the Vios has been hogging a huge space. Therefore, the Honda City, she's kinda jealous that I've been going out with the Vios alot of times.

Was on the way to send the old pc to Jerry's house to help me repair (again) and I asked mum to drive out the old car. The Vios needs a rest. So mum was reversing the car, only paying attention to the left side, and forgotten about the right side. Then....... PAAAP!!!

Right bumper scratch against the wall, and the right front tyre was stuck on a wood which is covering the huge drain hole. Forced to reverse the car, dad saw the damaged, laughed and choked =.=

Here's some pics to show the injuries the car kena...



Ouch.....

Damage was so painful, I felt for my old faithful City.

Then, came back, want to snap a picture of the artwork my mum has done to the car. Just when I slide my phone's camera cover to take the picture, only realized that the camera is not working (the main one).

Ohhh......last night dropped the phone =.="

I iz a sad kiddo = (

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My Mum Is My Dad

Ok my dear readers, noticed anything strange (apart from the cencored IC numbers and birth cert. numbers)

Hmmm....no?


What about this one?

C'mon, you all smart kan? Generasi hebat mah......right? Riiiight?
=.='' fine.....

Nama bapa/Penjaga : Lucy Leong Yoke Mui (mak aku)

Sigh, I tell you my Sijil Berhenti Sekolah from the school is so pathetic, you wouldn't believe it at all.


At least.......Kelakuan, BAIK :D

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

BBQ Night

Saturday after graduation, Santosh and Cheng Heng had organized a BBQ specially for us seniors. Hey, we deserve it after studying for so long, a little bit of relaxation won't hurt right?

It was raining heavily before the event started. Was still very tired from the morning's event at school. Santosh, Cheng Heng, Peter and Max went to Carrefour to buy pre-made chickens and the ingredients.

Went out at 6 p.m, bumped into Peter and his Spectra at the mamak.

At first I thought the venue is located near the overhead bridge, so I decided to go there and wait. First Peter was just behind me, then I saw him turn left while I turn right. Called Santosh for directions and I was still lost. Until I decided to go on my own.

Turn here and there, finally saw them :D Lucky. All the while its at the Taman Tayton View community grounds.

Rajdev, Peter, Santosh and Cheng Heng were there setting up the fire. Didn't bring matchsticks, they decided to take lighter from Sagilan. I allowed Peter to drive my car, afterall I trust him :D

Soon Peter came back with the lighter, Sagilan said he'll be walking and later only come. Benjamin then called asking whether got transport to go, Peter decided to fetch him with Nick tagging along.

And then......BBQ started (pictures courtesy of Kyle Sui)

The chicks of the night, smokin' hot

The lone wiener among the hot chicks.

Sagilan

Its the first time we organized a BBQ event, and also the first time cooking BBQ food. Quite a number of chickens gone wasted because it was burned :( Later it started to rain again, and we shifted all the stuffs to the nearby small hut. Sugin, Pavethra, Sumitra and Manpreet then came.


I couldn't resist pointing out scenes for Kyle to take.....

Especially this one :D Oh Cheng Heng, wear a boxer next time.

Since Manpreet was vegetarian for the night, we've decided to respect him by cooking vegetarian chicken and lamb chop. And it was actually very delicious, only thing is that the lamb chop was a little too salty.

Peter and Nick came back with Benjamin and a new friend name Clarence and a bottle of Vodka. Then Wei Jian and Chean Foo came too.

"Can't wait to see them drunk :D" - Santosh to Cheng Heng

Making a toast

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!"

"......SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG!!!!"

Then it was time for drinking session. Oh yeah, its the first time I drank Vodka :) Each of us only had a few centimeters of Vodka. Manpreet can't drink cuz its part of his vegetarian routine. First round, everyone felt the mintiness of the Vodka flowing down their throat to their tummy. Then second round, starting to feel high.

Our main target, Santosh :D He went for 7 rounds of Vodka and was seriously drunk.

Manpreet : Santosh, how many fingers am I showing? *shows the 10 sign*
Santosh : 10 fingers
Manpreet : 10 fingers your head!! 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

Everyone went laughing mad already. Nice one Manpreet.


Come we go sell backside now!! - Santosh


Blame it on the Vodka

Then picture time...

Me with the Vodka. No it was the flash from Kyle's camera ok?

Me with Marijuana Pete, and Nick's hand.

Kyle had his high-time moments :D Benjamin on the right

Benjamin, me and Cheng Heng

The following pictures shows the effects of drinking to much Vodka.

For example, Peter drank so much he decided to take "Drink From the Tab" to the next level


Santosh, 7 rounds of Vodka

Cheng Heng, recently found flashing his half ass infront of everyone.

Benjamin and I were desperate for more Vodka, so we decided to find the nearest source for Vodka......from Peter's arse.

Coke or sirap bandung?

I told ya........Cheng Heng and Vodka don't mixed that well

Vodka orgy

The man of the night, Santosh

"Benjamin, stop pussying around and just give me the bottle..."

"Dei, don't lah macha......"

Peter and Benjamin.

Kyle and Me.

You don't wanna know what happens next........

Nick and Cheng Heng experementing.

Ta-daa

After that, cleaned the place and threw all the rubbish away. Drove Manpreet, Wei Jian and Chean Foo and Santosh to the latter's grandmother's house to drop off the BBQ equipments. Santosh wanted to sit infront to give directions, but I insisted Manpreet to give because Santosh was too drunk. Manpreet had to pull Santosh out of the car then only can sit infront XD After dropping off the stuffs, went back to the grounds to discuss where to go next. Cheng Heng, Kathi, Kyle and I decided to go home early while the rest went to a mamak at Cuepacs. Said our goodbyes and went back.

Oh and I forgot, I had 4 rounds of Vodka, feeling a little dizzy and I'm driving back home. Thank God there wasn't any policemen nearby.

Went back home after fecthing Kyle back and Cheng Heng and Kathi to Leisure Mall. Mum saw my face red, told her that I drank and about Santosh not able to walk straight and pee properly. She went LOL.

Next Sunday morning, slept at church :D