Of Fat-assed Cars and Arrogant Drivers

Was driving back from school to home. Noticed that there are 2 right turns after the school's long stretch? I decided to take the one with shop lots along.

Ok, I guess you all know that sometimes cars parked too out or double park on the road, thus make the road narrow and hard for oncoming cars to go on right? So I give way to the cars which were earlier than me, then only I continue. While closing on to the exit, a Toyota Alphard came blocking 1 1/2 of the road.

The rule says, he should give way to me. Yes, that's what I think. And I thought he'll move to the side and let me go, but no. I stop, he stop. That uncle stared at me, I stared at him. Fine, I give face and let him go.

Blardy hell, that uncle somemore wanna go slow and take his sweet time and stare at me. You know the height of the Toyota Alphard is higher than my 97' Honda City right?

I fucking hate it when people do that. I fucking hate it. I'm sure for those who have a driving license reading this also hates this. I fucking hate these type of people with this fucked up attitude. Uncle, what makes you have the right to give me that damn stare? I give you way, the least you can do is give me the 'thank you' hand gesture. I would really appreciate it.

But no, you decided to give me that face, that arrogant face.

Hello? Who's smart enough to buy such a huge MPV, a Toyota Alphard for Pete's sake and drive on a narrow road. A road which is the size of 1 and a 1/2 lane of a Malaysian highway road.

This is why I hate fat-assed cars like the Alphard. The Camry also another one, the Fairlady also another one, Mercs and Beemers are also to be mentioned here. Urrrghhh what's the use of driving a car with a rear that's the size Jennifer Lopez's ass? You're only making other drivers pissed.

Note to self : Never give way to fat-assed cars, never ever. And if they give me that 'face', all I need to do is wind down the window, and ask them to keep their bloody eyes on the road. I mean it. If I can manage to deal with Mr. Chew, I'm sure I can deal with these arrogant drivers.

Spotcheck gone mad

Today's spotcheck, frickin' weird and shocking. I mean, tell me which school you'll find a scorpion as one of the many confiscated items during spotcheck?

All form 4 students were required to stayback after assembly, again spotcheck. So among the items we confiscated were:

1)Highlight pens
2)Liquid paper
3)Scissors
4)Bottle water
5)House clothes
6)Handphones
7)Wax
8)Doll, yes a playing doll.
9)Scorpion, no joke.
10)Keychain
11)Ciggarattes
12)Pendrive

Oh yeah, did I mention the teachers were a little bit crazy today. Mr. Chew, Mr.Chee, Pn. Chin, Pn. Anita and Pn. Tan. Oh boy, what the eff is wrong with you all?

OK, look students. You're reading my blog right, let me make this damn clear again. I would appreciate your co-opperation if you don't curse us, scold us for spotchecking your bag. It is our duty, all we did was follow orders. Don't call us dogs to teachers ok? Its disrespecting and I hate it. One day you'll go out and work and listen to people's orders, do you like it if I call you the same way you did back in school? What goes around comes around remember?

Fair enough, the prefects were also spotchecked by the teachers, and all our highlight pens, staplers, keychains, liquid paper and even a handphone. Heck, even one of the prefect's bag was considered beg berfesyen and was confiscated too.

Gan Yang was pissed because we couldn't understand why on earth keychains aren't allowed? Does the school rule book said so? What about staplers? Like what Gan Yang said, we need it to staple our account work.

Both of my highlight pens were gone. Motherchud, give me back lah!!! I need it to highlight points from lessons lah!! CHI BAI!!!!

Oh yeah, mind you that pendrives ARE ALLOWED for Pete's sake. I don't get it, please make it clear whether pendrives are allowed or not. Upper forms have to use it for Pendidikan Sivik folio, maybe Moral projects and so.

Sigh.........SMK Seri Mutiara is going mad. I'm not surprised that students one day can't take it and start rebelling against teachers. I know, even though I am a prefect as a post, but for the rest of the day, I'm a student just like you. So I can't blame you all for rebelling, I'm not surprised if one day I'll rebel against the teachers.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.....

The most torturing lecture

Just a short post:

Today after prefect photoshoot, Mr. Chee told Mr. Chew that some of the prefects hair were very long. Tiba-tiba Ah Chew pointed to Thiam Jun, Edwin, Me, Zhong Tseng, Leong Kit and Guo Chong. Yes Mr. Chew, I admit my hair touched my forehead already, but damn it do you have to make us sit down and listen to you lecture from 8:30 a.m to 9:15 a.m?

Its just a slight hair problem, and you have to lecture the 6 of us about how to succeed in life, how to be good, how much you earn, your days at La Salle School and why was it Malaysia's top 5 most disciplined school and we all don't even care if you have the stamina of a 18 year old in a 40+ year old body and we more so don't give a damn if you can outrun one of us. I don't give a damn. I missed 2 periods of Civic lesson, and 1 period of Art class.

Thank you Mr.Chew

Tax tax tax

Imagine, a famous fast food chain had an advertisement about their latest meal as a set for a very cheap price, and you and your family decides to go there for lunch.

So let's say the total meal cost for you and your family is RM 45.80. You did the calculation before you went to dine in at that place.

You prepared 4 RM 10 notes, a RM 5 note, and 20 cent coins to make up for the 80 cent. And you happily paid for the meal you had with your family with the prepared bills.

Guess what? The restaurant added charges on Government Tax, Service Charges. So your total bill to pay?

RM 45.80 x 5% of bloody Government Tax = RM 2.29
RM 45.80 x 10% of brainless service charges by waitresses who are blind to notice that you are trying to order your damn food = RM 4.58

So the total bill that person need to pay......

RM 45.80 + RM 2.29 + RM 4.58 = RM 52.67

RM 52.67 rounded off = RM 52.70.

A RM 45.80 meal can magically become a RM 52.70 meal. What a nice way our Government is trying to pump money from us to pay taxes to eat. I don't mind paying for service charges, as long as they respond to you quick to take your damn order. Not some blind duckoos.

Cultural Evening

Amirul last minute asked me to do a report on the Thumbelina doll sales. Shit, why do I have to do shitty work when I am sick?



Yeah....shitty report need to be done.

So, yesterday's Cultural Evening was really really screwed up. I tell you why, let's go step by step.

At 11 a.m, I had to be at school to help out on preparing the decorations, bringing in plastic chairs, finishing the name tag works and so on.

I was really really sick.


All work no fun, nah. Manpreet entertained us with his dance.



Kyle and Amirul and Hao Yang managed to clean the boy's toilet at the backstage just for the event.

They did a great job.


The plastic chairs.


EYE members at work.


The decorations.


Cheng Heng brought his basketball for us to play.

If you can't differenciate a basketball and football. This is what happens.

Basketball = Use hand
Fooball = Use foot

Kyle's theory = Basketball = kick with slippers

Equals to toe nail injury.

Ok, ya'll should know that if you have cough sickness, flu will come along too. So does phlegm. I was trying to spit out my phlegm into the nearby school drain. Guess where it landed?

This is gross.......

My middle finger.


EEEEEE YEEEWWWWW!!!

At 3 something in the afternoon, Tom's dad took the trouble to fetch me back home. I was having one-sided headache. I think it was due to the heatiness in school. Next time should really really take care of my health.

At home, mum made me Chrysanthemum tea. That drink really cools me down alot. Had to take medication pills.


I couldn't sleep because of that one-sided headache of mine. Nevermind about that, what worries me is about tonight's event. I was worried that Cultural Evening won't go smoothly like everyone had in mind. I remembered Tze Tze telling me that former schoolmates and outsiders including brothers and sisters can go.

Since when?

4:30 p.m, was raining heavily. Took a nice cold shower and changed to formal wear. Worrying about how the even goes is still on my mind.

Reach at school at 5 :45 p.m. The event was about to start. With the crew member's tags ready, I and Manpreet had to handle them to all of the EYE members. Security was smoothly handled at the moment when I reached at school. Ian, Yu Kin, Jit Chern were guarding the gate and making sure no outsiders can come it.

I told Jit Chern whether former schoolmates can come. He thought I was bullshitting. Oh boy...
Hao Yang's father were helping out on the security. Thank you uncle.

There was this guy named Thomas, who seems to be an outsider (He's from Seri Bintang school). Tze Tze managed to get him in by asking Tzhong Shen to act as Thomas's 'brother'. Ian and I knew, we were in deep shit already.

Didn't I mentioned that Manpreet and I were 'Event Managers' for the event. So if anything happens, both of us will be screwed by Cik Chan before scolding the rest.

I didn't had much pictures for yesterday's event. There were only a few.





Mai Sabrina was the hostess of the evening.


Amirul and Kyle were 'VIP's of the evening.


The Chinese dance.

There was trouble at the main gate of the school. Eng Joo and Leslie were outside begging our security to go in. They had bought the tickets. Tze Tze wanted them to go in, but we refused to let them it. Ian explained to Tze Tze about our situation. She said she can take responsibility.

HELLO?!

Firstly, she had the guts to tell me that the person who sold the ticket to her says that former school mates and outsiders can come. But, we didn't said so. That was a false claim and we continued to stick to the 'No Outsiders' policy. Cik Chan begged them to go away, go somewhere else, but Eng Joo and Leslie refused. Its like the word 'NO' doesn't exist in their mind. Look up to the dictionary.

I asked them nicely to go to Aladdin to play, Leslie complained that it is far.

Daniel : "Aiyo Eng Joo, Leslie. Please don't make my job hard for tonight. Why don't you all walk to Aladdin there and play computer games first?"

Leslie : "Wah, that far?"

Daniel : "You can complained that is far ah? I can even walk from school back to my home and not complaining that it is far, then what about you?'

Leslie : "You different than me mah..."

Ian : "If Daniel can do it, why can't you?"

Leslie : "Cuz' we're different, you know?"

No I don't know Leslie, I don't know that walking such a short distance to a cybercafe is far.

Like I had not enough problems, Tze Tze protested that if we don't allow them in, she won't perform. Fine, then don't. Begging to us doesn't work, so Eng Joo and Leslie decided to beg Cik Chan tolet them in.

Eng Joo : "Teacher ah, I have been in this school for so long, can't I at least go in. Just me and Leslie only?"

Cik Chan : " Cannot lah, government say we cannot allow outsiders in after approving this project. It's not that I don't want to let you all in. Encik Abdul Aziz is inside there, he could recognize the two of you."

Fair enough. More and more outsiders were denied in to the school.

Then, another problem came to us again. Nicholas and his 'band' came.

Daniel : "Wassup Nick. Look, I'm sorry but I can't let outsiders in bro. Part of the policy."

Joshua Prasad was with him and his 'band'.

Then, Nick's brother came to me, the school's main gate was separating us.

Nick's bro : "Eh, you event organizer right? How can you not know who are we?"

Daniel : "I'm sorry, but I really don't know who you are. It's just that I cannot let outsiders in."

Nick's bro : "You are the event organizers right? Then let us in lah."

Eh, bitch, how the heck do I know who are you?

Then one of the started smoking and said....

"How can they not know who were are? You know who were are anot?"

Eng Joo and Leslie were stunned.

Nick's bro started to dislike me already, like I didn't, Ian felt like punching them in the face. He then stated...

"I don't like people talking to my brother (Nick) like that."

Erm, hello? What the fuck did I said to your brother. Do you want me to clean your damn ears so that next time you can hear me clearly. Just because you're part of a rap group doesn't mean you can boss people like me and my friends around and act big. You have no respect for students like me, so why should I bother respecting you and your band mates. Call yourself rappers, y'all just a bunch of un-educated people who raps about the same old thing that is been playing on the radio. Girls, booze, money, cars, not to mention sex.

Raj then came to me, confirmed with me that they were performing.

Its not my problem that I don't know that your performing on stage tonight. Because
1)I never seen you all before
2)I never heard you all before
3)I never see you all perform before
4)You all never came for rehearsal before
5)I thought out performers are not allowed?

They puffed their cigarette smoke infront of my face. Great, guess my cough will be still around for a few more days.

News that outsiders managed to sneak into the hall from the back. I and Manpreet then rushed to patrol the back ball. We both saw Ming King in his car with his friends, slowly cruising. They saw us, we stare back. They then drove off. They better not be comming in.

"Rusty Grills", that's the name of that rap group. I wonder how they performed. I hope everyone boo them off the stage.

Halfway rapping, their mics were cut off. The students started to clap. But Nick's brother was like
"Hold on hold on, we ain't finish yet. We ain't finished yet."

You are on the brink on getting finished.

They complained that the PA system was not functioning well. In my mind, I would say the shit in their pants and forgotten the lyrics, and turned off their mics to have space to breathe in again.

For the past 10 minutes, all I hear was 'Mic check one two three' over and over again. If that's what you all were rapping about, we got your point already mic testers. Jay Z or Timbaland should hire y'all.

From the look of the students, they weren't enjoying a single bit. I saw Luke (Nick's younger brother) standing outside of the hall. He was kicked out by Rusty Grills to perform today. I really feel sorry for Luke though. I and Manpreet advised him to go solo, better than rusting in Rusty Grils.

By the way, of all names, why Rusty Grills? Predicted that you'll rust to dust huh?

Noticed that the school's fencing was cut open. Great job outsiders, EYE team is fucked.

Went back to the main get to check whether is everything going ok. Cik Chan pulled out Thomas and asked him to leave school. Shit, she noticed that there were outsiders in already. Cik Chan then scolded us for letting them in.

Eu Jun was the one who escorted him out, so I ask where is Tze Tze, so that I can give her a piece of my mind.

Tze Tze : "Hello, what happened?"

Daniel : " *claps hand* Good, next time you should invite Thomas again so that I and my team can get scolding from Cik Chan, you happy?"

Tze Tze : "Sorry loh..."

Somemore say that you will take respnsibility.

Went back to the hall, saw Mr Chee and Hao Yang's father confronting Ah Doi and an outisider again. Ah Doi claimed that it is his brother. Hao Yang's father then escorted the outsider out of the school.

Manpreet and I then had a small brief meeting with Kyle and Amirul at the assembly ground.

Manpreet : " *points at Hao Yang's father escorting an outsider out of school* Look at this, you all should thank God that Hao Yang's father is helping us out. If not, we'll be in deep shit."

Daniel : "Who allowed those rap performers to come? They just scolded me because I didn't wanted to let them in."

Kyle : "I heard Santosh invited them."

Daniel : "Well then, I guess he shot himself on the foot. Those idiots still performing?"

Amirul : "Yes, they are still performing and I think some PIBG members that were inside didn't like the way then perform."

Kyle : "They are like acting all big on the stage, monkeying around. There are now taking alot of stage time. Suppose to be Anita's drama now, but after 20 minutes later, still talking shit on the stage!!"

Daniel : "Diu, can we shoo them off the stage?"

Manpreet : "Look guys, now we are in serious trouble ok. I think that Abdul Aziz will shoot us for inviting those monkeys, wasting their time, bore the students and taking control over the show. This is suppose to be Cultural Night, not another "8 Mile" set. I surrender lah, me and Daniel really don't know that they are performing. Serious."

Went back to the hall, they were still crapping on stage. Not surprised that Kent and his buddies don't like their show.

Kent : "Eh, Daniel, what the fuck are they doing on stage?"

Daniel : "You think I want to let them in to perform ah? One of those fuckers scolded me because I didn't know that they were performing."

Kent : "You ok? Chill lah...relax."

Daniel : " I wish, I'm having one-sided headache now. Try to enjoy the show. Oh yeah, just now Cik Chan scolded me and my EYE team for bringing this Thomas guy. You know him?"

Kent : "Nope, wah in deep shit loh you all?"

Daniel : "Yup, and Ming King was driving around the school area. Can you do me a favour?Call him to go away."

Kent : "Ok."

Daniel : "Try to enjoy the show."

There were students walking in and out like its none of their business. I actually wanted to shout to them to get back inside the school hall. I went to the back hall, trying to calm myself down, but I don't know why I brokedown emotionally. I shouldn't complain because Santosh is more pressured than me. It's his event, and its being screwed up now.

Rusty Grills were rusting the event. And I don't like it, so does Kyle. He wanted to storm to the stage and ask them to leave, Amirul managed to cool him down. Those idiots were treating the show like a talk show.

No, I don't want any Oprah wanabies right now. Do what you gotta do, rap and go away. For half and hour, the students have to suffer through Rusty Grills rusty, ametuer, lacksture performance.

Finally, Rusty Grills rusted to dust. After finish performing, they thought they could still hang around and create more problems for us. Mr Chee had ordered us to give those outside performers a time limit until 6 :45 p.m to leave school.

They were still in school after 6 :45 p.m. We kindly asked them to leave, they finally did. Well, they went out of school, started to dance on top of their Kembara like monkeys. Solomon then joined them and started to laugh with them. Jit Chern and Kyle then strictly asked them to leave immidiately.

Cik Chan scolded us again for that. Cheng Heng was worried that those Indians would call their gangs to come and start fight.

Soon, the event started to run smoothly. The drama managed to lighten up the mood. Then there was Ronald, Melissa and Kuan Yoke singing on stage. I don't know what song they sang, but it was way better than what Rusty Grills have to offer. Then, the Malays had their own performance, shuffle.

Maxwell, he was first to perform solo. Crowd started to cheerr for him, but he got nervous. Chill man, performing in front of such a large crowd ain't easy. At least he got balls to do it solo. Then, switch song, Maxwell and gang then only really started to shuffle well.

Well done, better than Rusty Grills.

Then, it was the last and most anticipated performance. Khairi's dance with Seet and Harvey. They used the remix version of Timbaland's "Bounce" featuring Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott (Which was miles better than Rusty Grill's songs.). I got the video of it, if anybody wants it, message me at my chatbox.

There were a few shows I missed due to my duties. The Merdeka dance, the 80's dance, drama and thank God I missed Rusty Grill's show. Don't buy their CDs. I don't even wanna see their YouTube video.

After the event finished, everyone said their goodbyes and wished each other Happy Holidays. One week of rest, thank you God.

Helped Santosh to keep back the chairs. The EYE members cleaned up the hall in good condition. I have to thank Wilfred and Hafizi for helping out on the sound system. Without their help, the event wouldn't go well.

Santosh invited me to follow him and his gang for mamak. I turned down the offer.

Melissa's mum fetched me and Kerrie to Lesuire Mall. We both ate at Wong Kok. Bumped into Joshua Leong and his buddies. Cheng Heng and Tom was there too. Since I'm having sore throat, I didn't ate any fried food. Had baked spagetti with Twin Sauce and Ice Lemon Tea. Opps....iced lemon tea?

Went back home, told my parents about the event. They were glad that I was alright after my confrontation with those so-called rappers. As long I came back safe.

If you were to ask me to rate the event 1 to 10 , I would say 5.5. It could have been better. It could have been worst.

Rate Rusty Girls....opps...Rusty Grills performance, fine, kesian you all. 3/10.

Why waste my time?

Today after assembly, Tai Wei Shan wanted to see all of the prefects. Assembly wasn't even close to quiet.

So, as usual, got lectured by Mr. Chee. Ok, Mr. Chee is good enough to lecture us, but as Mr Chew masuk campur, it got even worse.

Today was also Form 3's last day of their trials. Lecturing started at 8 a.m. Mr. Chee wasn't happy with our prefect's appearence, especially the hair. My hair was long enough to be so obvious. Wanted to keep my hair long until the last day of the holiday. So, Mr. Chee asked me to cut my hair today, which I did.

Then, Mr. Chew caught Fan Guo Chong and Liew San Min because of their hair. Lectured all of the prefects again. Wanted to cut their hair, but let Mr. Chee decide. Mr. Chee kindly gave them a day's time to cut it. Thank you very much.

Wan Zhuin was doing revision for her History subject. From the look of her face, she was more worry than any of the prefect's appearence. Mr. Chew caught her, lectured her in front of us, say she was rude to him.

Rude to you? Hello, I don't know about you, but when a prefect or a student have 30 minutes to go before exam started, I guess he/she will take out a book and study for the last time for the day. Better than talking to each other huh?

Oh, like kena lecturing wasn't bad anough, he took his own sweet time to lecture us. 8 40 a.m, still wanna crap in front of us. Pavetra, Kiru's sister, raised her hand up and asked Mr. Chew to let the Form 3 prefects to go.

Guess what? Mr. Chew lectured her in front of us for being rude. I then voiced out...
"Mr. Chew please let them go lah!!! They got exams!!! Lecture them another time."

No, he don't wanna listen.

Oh great, asking you to not waste time and let them go back to their class for their exams was a bad idea? Oh puhlezzz....

Until 8:45 a.m, Tai Wei Shan lectured us and finally let us go. Solomon was very very pissed.

I ULTRA TULAN ALREADY

THE WRATH OF MACCARONI BOY CAN BE FELT RIGHT......NOW.

MACCARONI BOY IS TULAN-ED BY THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE/WEBSITE :

WWW.BLOGGER.COM
TM NET
YOUTUBE.COM
WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER

FOR BEING SLOW, STUPID, AND PISSING MACCARONI BOY OFF.

BLOGGER.COM HAS CAUSED MACCARONI BOY TO TULAN BECAUSE WHENEVER HE WANTED TO POST A NEW BLOG, THE 'POST NEW PICTURE' TEMPLATE IS MISSING, SO IS THE REST SUCH AS ITALIC, BOLD, UNDERLINE, ADD VIDEO, CLEAR FORMAT AND MUCH MUCH MORE. MACCARONI BOY IS ALSO TULAN AT BLOGGER.COM FOR GIVING STUPID EXCUSE BECAUSE MACCARONI BOY HS DISABLED THEIR 'COOKIES' AND EVEN DARED TO TEST HIS ULTRA TULAN PATIENCE BY CHECKING THE INTERNET OPTIONS.

TN NET HAS BEEN GIVING PROBLEMS TO MACCARONI BOY....ALOT OF PROBLEMS. ONE OF THEM IS SLOW INTERNET SPEED THAT CAUSED MACCARONI BOY'S U TORRENT TO DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE "GOAL 2", FOR ONLY 19% WITHIN THE PAST 1 1/2 WEEK.

WITH TM NET'S 'FAST' INTERNET SPEED, IT HAS ALSO CAUSED YOUTUBE.COM TO UPLOAD VIDEOS FOR MACCARONI BOY TO SEE....VERY SLOW. HE IS ALSO TULANED ALREADY.

AS YOU KNOW, MACCARONI BOY IS MOST TULAN AT TM NET, BECAUSE IT IS ALSO ONE OF THE MAIN REASON THAT HE COULDN'T SIGN IN AT WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER TO CRAP TO FRIENDS. EVEN THOUGH HE CAN MANAGE TO SIGN IN, IT ONLY LASTED FOR 20 SECONDS.

HE HOPES THAT TM NET WILL DO SOMETHING TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. OR ELSE....MACCARONI BOY WILL CALL THEM AND SHOOT THEM.

THIS ALSO CAUSED MACCARONI BOY TO HAVE ZERO MOOD TO BLOG ABOUT GREAT HAPPENINGS IN SCHOOL AND HOME. READERS WILL MISSED OUT THE FOLLOWING POSTS :

MACCARONI BOY LEARNING TO DRIVE
STREET THUG'S FIRST FOOTBALL WIN
EXXONMOBIL'S OUTING
THE ISSUE ABOUT MERCEDES BENZ BEING CHEAPER TO MAINTAIN THAN A PROTON PERDANA
RECENT GANG FIGHTS
THE ANGELINA LAM CASE
AND MUCH MUCH MORE....

THANK YOU VERY MUCH TM NET AND BLOGGER.COM, FOR HAVING THE GUTS TO BULLSHIT TO ME.

A bad Sunday

Suppose to go to church today, but since I'm having a terrible sore throat and I didn't even sleep well for the past few days, mum....

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MOOD TO GO TO CHURCH TODAY!!

Throughout the past 3 days, I've been coughing and coughing until my throat couldn't take it anymore. Do you want me to spread my sickness to all of the church member? Ok, fine.

I had a arguement with my mum this morning. All because I have a sore throat and I don't wanna go to church today. So fine, if I go today, you'll expect a muka masam of mine for the whole day. Do you want that?

Oh yeah, the whole church would be angry just because I didn't come for worship? That's logic enough. Like the church never pissed me off before lah?

Ok, you're right, I'm 100% wrong.

No commitment

Commitment means to duty or pledge to something or someone,or to a team. Unfortunately........the football team that I am in, which is Street Thugs, has 0% commitment.

Yesterday, suppose to have a friendly match against Sanjay's team at the Saunjana football field. Woke up at 8 a.m, was late to pick up Kyle. The minute I reached at Kyle's place, his mum then told me that he's very tired and doesn't want to join the game. Well, who ask you to sleep so damn late?

Reached at Saujana field. My mum and I waited for 10 minutes straight, I then asked her to go back home, since she is tired and all that. Waited at the playground area from 8:20 a.m to 9: 30 a.m.

Hey......I thought the match starts at 9 a.m to 10 a.m?

I was really really pissed. I had to walk home all the way from Connaught to Desa Aman my home. Had to go through the hot sun and of course, traffic. Reached home ngam ngam 10 a.m. Mum advised me to quit the team, I was thinking about that right after the first step I left the field.

This is the first time that 2 teams have not been present for a match. This is more than the first time that more than 1 players will not come for a match or a training session.

I don't think so people would respect teams like Street Thugs. I guess any of our opponents would not respect Street Thugs at all. Even the uncles that I play with in futsal also have no respect for the team.

Street Thugs? What kind of name is that?
Do they ever think twice before naming the team. I and Kyle wanted another name, but no, they wanted for themselves.

Pendek kata, Street Thugs has no commitment, got alot of bullshit excuses, not punctual for any matches or training.

What is in my mind now? I regret buying the jersey.


Even though Street Thugs has Nick, Raj, Santosh, Me, Kyle, Manpreet, Sugin, Sagilan, Vicky, Victor, Murli, these players are good, but what about commitment?

To tell you the truth, I have the bloody guts to say that I am punctual and committed to every game.

Dare you to say that I'm not early for matches
Dare you to say that I didn't push myself to the limits
And I dare you to say that I don't have any commitment in the team.

Some team mates of mine walk away the team for good, I respect their choice, I can also say that, it is a better choice to leave a team that doesn't have any discipline, punctuality, commitment and so on.

Somemore want to have a coach to train us up. If the coach were to see the true colours of the team, habis lah.

My equation of the day is....

Street Thugs = Good players - commitment - punctuality - discipline x bullshit excuses

Done and dusted.

I AM DEFINATELY PISSED AT MY CLASS

Oh gosh.....promised not to post alot of foul language in my blogs, you can't blame me though.

Here it goes....


IF MY CLASS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP DURING EXAM OR EVEN BETTER, DURING A CLASS, I WOULD BUY THEM LUNCH TO EAT!!!!

TAN CHIN WAN, PEH ENG CHUAN......DIAM LAH!!!!!

You wussies made me lose my mind during English exam. Do you wimps know how important that subject to me is? I can't afford to get 60 + for English for heaven's sake. You can....BUT I CAN'T YOU ARSE!!!!

Phantom of The Opera play in Seri Suria (and some not-so-puntual people....)

Do you people ever know the meaning of punctuality? No. Go look up to the dictionary. Well, all some of my football team mates should do that, cuz they were late for 40 minutes. We nearly started to play 4 on 4 before those memang 'grand' people came.

Yesterday's football training was shit........like always. Some times, I don't even feel like coming for training at all. But, what to do, I have to show my commitment to them. I've been dropped from 1st choice goalkeeper to second choice in futsal and football. That's my bad, out of the sudden, I have the fear of the ball itself in me.

Eh, I thought goalkeeper shouldn't be afraid of the ball?

How the fuck should I know?!

Came at 8:30 a.m to the field. Didn't saw Manpreet also patiently waiting for our team mates. Manpreet, I guess next time we should hire a limousine to fetch them from their house, have a red carpet treatment for them with Ryan Secrest interviewing them all all that shit, then only they wear their boots, do bloody warm up, then only play.

After 1 hour of training, played mini-futsal. Like futsal wasn't small enough for us. Basicly we just take a football, wear slippers or be barefoot, 3-on-3, and take 2 slippers for each team to act like a goal post and started playing.

Mum and dad were suppose to pick me up at 10:30 a.m, but they also so punctual until come at 10:50 a.m.

Oh yeah, I'm suppose to go to Times Square and pick up my delayed twice Guinness World Records Gamers Edition 2008 yesterday. Dad advised me not to do it today, traffic jam.

Fine.

Went to the nearest mamak to have breakfast. Like the old people would say, don't drink cold drinks in the morning. I just did it. Had orange juice and 2 roti telur to fill me up. Mum received a call from my pastor, saying that meeting will end at 4 p.m. Boy, I was happy. Maybe can make it for Yong Shan's Phantom of The Opera play at Seri Suria.

By the way....where the heck is Seri Suria. I heard of that school, where you can't miss out a single co-curiculum activity, and the school fees are high.

Went back, had some rest and studied for my accounts. I got that sports meeting that my church has sent me and my parents to attend. How nice of them.

On the way........I got sore throat. Not that for today......

Meeting suppose to start at 3 p.m. They started half an hour late. Damn you all, can't you people be on time for the meeting? Somemore walk slowly to take your seat. I was really pissed and so. Bernard called to ask how am I going to Seri Suria. I told him my dad will fetch. The people in the meeting then decided whether to choose football or futsal for the Teen's Games event. I would go for futsal. It they were to choose football, God be with you lah....

Guess what, meeting ended at 5 p.m, not 4 p.m. I rushed my dad to fetch me, know that I will be late for half an hour from Kota Damansara to Hululangat to find Seri Suria.

While on the way to Hululangat, had to ask for directions, knowing that I only first time coming here. Wow, Seri Suria is located at the deepest part of Hululangat. Furthermore.....no signboard. Dad was pissed, so was I.

Finally......manage to find Seri Suria. Saw alot of people outside the hall, thought the play ended, but they were all having the 1st break. Called Kamumalu to come out and direct me. I got no tickets, they got no checkpoints......fine by me.

Have to wait a near 30 minutes for the play to resume. Sat next to Kerrie. Forgot to say ''hi'' to Shu Teng, Hui Xian,Bernard also. Sorry lah!!!!

The whole "Phantom of The Opera" could be better, if it wasn't for the microphone problems. Christine can sing, but the Phantom couldn't. How can he manage to be her Angel of Music.

Cannot take pictures or video while the play was on. Damn. Only can snap pictures after the event......which is the awards for 'Best Actor' and 'Best Actress'. La Carrotta and Raoul won those awards.



Fu-yoh, first time seeing Kerrie with her camera.

The judges giving the awards to the casts.......




Blek.....

To be honest, Seri Suria's choir wasn't that good, they could be better too. I guess there's always room for improvement. Serious.


Yeah, see those dressed in black people.....that's the choir team.

Hui Xian asked me to take a picture of she and her 'babes'.....after ruining one of my picture shots. Grrrrrrr........


Hui Ying isn't looking at the camera. Guess she spotted leng zhais.......

Meet with Yong Shan.....remember I told you all that I couldn't make it for the play? Yong Shan was mad at me and at the same time, happy to see me. WHEEE!!!!!

Mohd. Joshua played a small role in that play.....a doctor. Still....he's as annoying as always. Not surprised if the whole Seri Suria hates him. That pesky fella....wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Went to back stage with Bernard for fun.

Then.........we 10 people tried to fit into Yong Shan's car to go to Jusco for dinner, failed. So, got 2 rounds of fetching for Yong Shan's dad. Felt pity for him. I went for first round, I was really hungry.

Reached Jaya Jusco 15 minutes later. Walk around with Kerrie to wait for Hui Xian they all for dinner.

Knowing that I have sore throat........I was smart enough to eat KFC.

KFC = Fried food + Sore throat = shit happens.

Yup it did........... No pictures, cuz I was too hungry. EEEMMMM............Cheesy Potato Wedges....

Yong Shan's mum took the trouble to fetch us home. Some of the rest have to wait for their transport at Jaya Jusco.

Came back tired....was sick for today. Wasn't good at church. Need some rest.

Crap.....virus

Was editing my posts....then saw a comment on my "Weird Food Combination = YUMMY!!!", I clicked it....pooff.....virus!!

DAMN IT!!

I'm tired....

You wanna know how tired I am now? For the past 2 weeks plus, I've been used up fully. From top to bottom, I am worn out already. I'm exhausted, I'm pissed, I'm stressed, and I'm blessed in the middle of this mess......


My Science work.....had to copy the concept map of the body coordination chapter.


My green mechanical pencil is missing.....it's been with me since form 2. Now, had to use the black one...


The amount of Mentos Minis I had for just 10 minutes......imagine in 1 1/2 hours, count how much I had?

God, I need you right now to help me. Give me the strength to go through this whole year.
Cik Adlina is pissed......cuz alot of debaters that are supposed to come for practice, and only 2 were present.

Today's handball practice was the worst I've attended so far. No teamwork, no win.

Forgiving is not easy

I don't think so I can afford to forgive anyone from today onwards, even cannot forgive myself for not forgiving you all.

Ohhhhh.....like I don't have a troubled or screwed up past/childhood.

I had enough of forgiving people. I just noticed.......I've forgave people who don't seem to

1)Care
2)Bother
3)Like me

My childhood life was so screwed up, some times I envy the other kids who have better lives. What, you think kindergarden I had a bunch of friends ah? Oh hell no I didn't!! I didn't even have a single friend whom I can talk,play,laugh,share and so on. Guess what, I was so bloody dumbfounded, I continued to put a smile on my face for many years during kindergarden.

Don't even think that even you can be an outcast in your own family. One time I even remembered that one of my uncles said this to me

"You in this family meh? Your surname different oh..."

I wouldn't be so in vein to say that I had a mature mind when I was 6, but at least I did understand. I continued to laugh on after my uncle said it. Fine, I forgive him for saying that to me. Just because my grandma treats me better than my cousins doesn't mean I took advantage of it against you all!!! I wanted to be equal with my cousins, means no more extra money from my grandma during Chinese New Year compared to the others, no more special places and so on. You think I enjoyed it?! I didn't even wanted to be treated special than the others. What am I? VIP?

My dad had called me useless for so many times because I wasn't so fucking bright in kindergarden and primary school. I forgave him.

During my 6 years at S.J.K (c) Tsun Jin, I thought I would able to make alot of friends, but not even half of who I know who are only my many few trustworthy friends. The rest, you can say they make use of me because I was too kind to them.

Oh perasan ah? Say yourself kind.

Well damn it!!! I deserve to say that I was kind to everyone in my class and forgave them for spreading bad gossip about me, betraying me, fong-fei-kei-ed me, lying to me, make use of my kindness for their own, rejecting me, hurt me and many more. Yes damn it!! I deserve to say that I was kind to everyone in primary school, that I even have the heart to put a smile on my face after hearing them confessing, one by one to me!!!

You think I hadn't had a hard time in church, guess what? I did. I was the only Chinese youth in my church, River of Christ. To tell you the truth, I really wanted to have friends in church too. Well too bad, ask my mum, she's been following the same church since or even before I was born. Fine, it's an English church, and majority of the race is Indian. Well, just because I'm the only bloody Chinese in this church doesn't mean you have to look at my skin colour, then only confirm to whether be my friend or not. Do you people even know, that this hurts? Is it just because of my race, then only you set aside me?

Ohh....the worst has yet to come. Secondary school, Seri Mutiara. Well God forbid maybe I will make friends who are even better that the ones I had during kindergarden and primary school time. Well, 1B was ok, I got a few good friends. Then the old past came and haunt me. My friends during form 1,2,3 started to use me for their own good. You think I didn't realized ah? What am I? A retard?

Ok, let's put it this way, start from last year, I have forgiven so many times.
Including....
I forgave Kerrie for not treating me as her boyfriend for more than 2 months.
I forgave Mohd. Joshua for being a pain in the ass for me.
I forgave Wilfred for telling all my secrets to her mother, Pn.Elizabeth.
I forgave Erwan, for choking me.
I forgave Amirul for being so irritating.
I forgave Wei Jian, for playing tricks on me.
I forgave Hao Yang, for causing so much problems to me.
I forgave Yee Khai, for being nosey and not respecting people's privacy while chatting MSN.
I forgave my fellow youth members in church for not treating me good.

Now this year............I hope for a better year, but no......I had to
Forgive Weng Fai, Kenny, Hui Xian, Kamumalu, Justina, Michele, Sammy and many more.....
for not coming to my birthday outing, which he promised to come.
Forgive Mr.Chew, for being soft.
Forgive my classmates, for creating so many noises.

That's alot.............

Until someone added salt to my wound.

You promised me to go Jusco, with Shu Teng and gang to eat KFC.
You say belanja, fine, I bring only a little money.
Waited there from 1 - nearly 3:30 p.m.
Phoned Yong Shan, cause thought you are in her house.
No, Yong Shan told me you're surpose to be there too.
Fine, I wait, until I got fed up and had a little bit of gastric.
Took a taxi to Yong Shan's house.
Had Shandy for refilling. Not a smart way though.

Went back home, had to lie to my parents that I had a tummy-full lunch.
My parents thought I was full, so they cook little for me to eat.
Had to tahan until this morning 6 a.m. Finally, can eat.

Today, you don't even have the heart to personally apologize to me, you ask Shu Teng to pass your apology.

All I can say is...wow.

The more I start to forgive people, the more they won't appreciate me being their 'very forgiving' friend. They will take advantage of me.

For slightly more than 10 years......I've been forgiving people who hurt me or disappointed me so bad.

God says......

"Forgive and forget".

This year, the word that you'll be hearing or describing me is

HARSH .

I'm gonna screw you up!!!

Yesterday....things get fucked up. Let me tell you people, please don't screw me up in the morning, especially in the morning.

Yesterday....Hafizi asked me and Wilfred to catch all of the students who are still at the corridor there loitering around. Hafizi is my senior, so I follow his orders.

We manage to catch a few students...until this big sized form 1 student.

Wilfred : "Pelajar, turun sekarang!"

Student resist order.

The second where I grab his arm, he shoved me and Wilfred away.

Student: "OOII!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME. LET GO AH!!! SO MANY STUDENTS,
WHY HAVE TO CATCH ME?!

He went off angrily. I was so fucking pissed off. Same as Wilfred.

We told Hafizi about the incident, he ask us to find the student. Wilfred and I then search around the whole form 1 area. Bingo! We found him.

"Wah....dia jalan macam lan si oh!" - Hafizi

Memang lah........

We brought that student down, I ordered him to sit.

Erwan : "Eh, this is the student ah?
Me: "Yeah...."
Erwan : "Damn it, I wanna slap his face already lah!! "

You think I don't want meh......

While the student is sitting, I gave him a piece of my mind....


"Ooi.....do you like it if I shout at you instead of telling you nicely. Damn it, you gangster is it. Don't you fuck me up in the morning lah. LOOK AT ME YOU BASTARD!!!! Hope you get screwed up today!!!!!"

He looked else where. Mr Chee wasn't around, so Mr.Chew took over for the day.....

Guess what was that student's punishment?

A little of Mr. Chew's soft lecturing....and a small ruler cane to his hand.

"That's it ah Mr. Chew?!"

Seriously....I was even in a madder mood after his punishment.

Mr. Chew then explained to me.........ok lah.

So...today.....Wilfred and I decided to tell this matter to Mr.Chee.

"Wait until Monday, I'll kena him kau kau."



Muahahaahaha, you're going down !!!

Geee......

*this blog contains foul language. Sensitive people.........fuck off.*


Gee.....now only I now.....Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Seri Mutiara, Taman Taynton View, Cheras Kuala Lumpur, is one fucked up school, just like Taman Connaught and Sri Garden. Damn you private school wussies!!! Pampered to the max!