This is gonna disgust you.
Closer.....
Ya....this is what happens if you don't take care of your toe nail.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Crap
After coming back from the outing yesterday, I noticed that my toe nail was coming out. Again.
This is gonna disgust you.
Closer.....
Ya....this is what happens if you don't take care of your toe nail.
This is gonna disgust you.
Closer.....
Ya....this is what happens if you don't take care of your toe nail.
Yesterday's outing at Times Square
Woke up at 9 a.m, had 4 slices of bread with peanut and butter. Read the newspapers....what the heck man, macam typing a daily report to you readers to read.
I went to Times Square with Melissa and Kerrie. We walked around, went to Ed & Ed to see some T-Shirts. Bought one that says....
"GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO PISS ME OFF TODAY"
And another one....
"G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF"
Care to buy a vowel?
Meet up with Mai Sabrina at McDonald's. Then after when the 3 girls finished their lunch, we all head down to the main entrance to wait for Adam and Danial.
Walk around aimlessly. Kerrie and I was bored.
So when we walked by ourself, we went to the cinema to see what movie we can watch. Gave up the minute we saw the long line to buy tickets.
So, Kerrie phoned Melissa, whether can join them for karaoke. Went to Low Yat Plaza, Red Box.
Only to realized that I don't have enough money. Shit, have to refuse the karaoke session.
So...walked back all the way to Times Square to eat. Had my lunch at Gasoline.
Then...headed down to Borders.
After reading a few books and so, decided to camwhore.
After half an hour of chatting, decided to go outside and sit.
Kerrie SMSing Melissa.
Awwhhh...sleepy head.
Cheer up lah!!!
Then went to Baskin Robins and eat.
RM 18.80, you'll get this. 2 scoops of your ice-cream flavour, a special sauce, and pick a waffle.
After 20 minutes of satisfaction.....
The result.
Went back home bored and tired. Took the LRT with Adam, Danial, Melissa, Kerrie.
Then at Maluri station, took a taxi, went back near Lesuire Mall.
I went to Times Square with Melissa and Kerrie. We walked around, went to Ed & Ed to see some T-Shirts. Bought one that says....
"GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO PISS ME OFF TODAY"
And another one....
"G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF"
Care to buy a vowel?
Meet up with Mai Sabrina at McDonald's. Then after when the 3 girls finished their lunch, we all head down to the main entrance to wait for Adam and Danial.
Walk around aimlessly. Kerrie and I was bored.
So when we walked by ourself, we went to the cinema to see what movie we can watch. Gave up the minute we saw the long line to buy tickets.
So, Kerrie phoned Melissa, whether can join them for karaoke. Went to Low Yat Plaza, Red Box.
Only to realized that I don't have enough money. Shit, have to refuse the karaoke session.
So...walked back all the way to Times Square to eat. Had my lunch at Gasoline.
Then...headed down to Borders.
After reading a few books and so, decided to camwhore.
After half an hour of chatting, decided to go outside and sit.
Kerrie SMSing Melissa.
Awwhhh...sleepy head.
Cheer up lah!!!
Then went to Baskin Robins and eat.
RM 18.80, you'll get this. 2 scoops of your ice-cream flavour, a special sauce, and pick a waffle.
After 20 minutes of satisfaction.....
The result.
Went back home bored and tired. Took the LRT with Adam, Danial, Melissa, Kerrie.
Then at Maluri station, took a taxi, went back near Lesuire Mall.
Another taggie.
Tagged by my niece, Kamumalu.
8 THINGS THAT I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT :
i) God
ii) Music
iii) Video games
iv) Kerrie
v) Art
vi) My piano
8 THINGS I SAY TOO OFTEN :
i) Lol
ii) Do'h!!
iii) Damn.
iv) Crap
v) Shit
vi) What the....
8 BOOKS I'VE READ RECENTLY :
i) Sejarah Tingkatan 4 & 5
ii) Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition
iii) Anak Laut
iv) Why Maccaroni Boy's Blog Is Good For Your Eyes?
v) Why Maccaroni Boy's Blog Is For Bored Readers Only?
vi) The Treble : The Great Manchester United Treble Winning Team.
8 SONGS THAT I CAN LISTEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN :
i) What You Got - Colby O'Donis feat. Akon
ii) Easy - Paula DeAnda feat. Bow Wow
iii) Build To Last - Melee
iv) Bounce - Timbaland feat. Justin Timberlake, Dr. Dre and Missy Elliott
v) All Good Things Come To An End - Nelly Furtado
vi) No Air - Jordin Sparks duet with Chris Brown
8 THINGS I LEARNED LAST YEAR :
i) You don't know what you got till it's gone
ii) Appreciate your loved ones
iii) Don't judge a book by it's cover
iv) Education is important
v) Love God with all your heart and all your soul
vi) Pray more often
8 PEOPLE THAT I WANNA TAG :
i)Guess everyone has done it...
8 THINGS THAT I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT :
i) God
ii) Music
iii) Video games
iv) Kerrie
v) Art
vi) My piano
8 THINGS I SAY TOO OFTEN :
i) Lol
ii) Do'h!!
iii) Damn.
iv) Crap
v) Shit
vi) What the....
8 BOOKS I'VE READ RECENTLY :
i) Sejarah Tingkatan 4 & 5
ii) Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition
iii) Anak Laut
iv) Why Maccaroni Boy's Blog Is Good For Your Eyes?
v) Why Maccaroni Boy's Blog Is For Bored Readers Only?
vi) The Treble : The Great Manchester United Treble Winning Team.
8 SONGS THAT I CAN LISTEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN :
i) What You Got - Colby O'Donis feat. Akon
ii) Easy - Paula DeAnda feat. Bow Wow
iii) Build To Last - Melee
iv) Bounce - Timbaland feat. Justin Timberlake, Dr. Dre and Missy Elliott
v) All Good Things Come To An End - Nelly Furtado
vi) No Air - Jordin Sparks duet with Chris Brown
8 THINGS I LEARNED LAST YEAR :
i) You don't know what you got till it's gone
ii) Appreciate your loved ones
iii) Don't judge a book by it's cover
iv) Education is important
v) Love God with all your heart and all your soul
vi) Pray more often
8 PEOPLE THAT I WANNA TAG :
i)Guess everyone has done it...
So innocent
Shu Teng....you've been luring boys in school for 3 years. Well plus primary school, if you want......
9 YEARS!!!
Carmenu....you've been wooing boys in school for 9 years too.
Hui Xian....now I know why Ah Chan was on to you last year.....because you wear pinafore and baju kurung.
Kerrie..I don't know about you...but you did managed to woo me. LOL.
So innocent....yet so farny.
I....have been trying to woo people in Times Square yesterday with my white shirt.
Even tried wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney through picture e-mails and even in my dreams (yuck!!) , but I....I...
I FAILED!!!
(I was just kidding about dreaming about wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Just kidding. I'm not gay for God's sake.)
9 YEARS!!!
Carmenu....you've been wooing boys in school for 9 years too.
Hui Xian....now I know why Ah Chan was on to you last year.....because you wear pinafore and baju kurung.
Kerrie..I don't know about you...but you did managed to woo me. LOL.
So innocent....yet so farny.
I....have been trying to woo people in Times Square yesterday with my white shirt.
Even tried wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney through picture e-mails and even in my dreams (yuck!!) , but I....I...
I FAILED!!!
(I was just kidding about dreaming about wooing Cristiano Ronaldo, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Just kidding. I'm not gay for God's sake.)
‘Sexy’ school uniforms to stay
PALOH: The Education Minister dismissed talk that the current uniform worn by girls in government schools, which has been in use for decades, was too “sexy” and that it contributed to rape and other immoral acts.
Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Tun Hussein said the uniform would probably not change much in the next few years.
He said that he personally felt it was unfair to blame the students or their uniforms for sexual crimes committed against them.
“It is unfair to punish women and children for the clothes they wear for the act of the rapist,” he said, adding that he could not allow such stereotyping to continue.
“Clothing is not the main consideration for those who commit despicable acts like these,” he said, in reference to the National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia’s condemnation of the uniform for being too sexy.
The association said the uniform encouraged rape and pre-marital sex.
Hishammuddin said that although he believed that changing the uniforms would not reduce sexual crimes committed against schoolgirls, he would refer the matter to experts within his ministry before making a decision.
Shu Teng, the government got common sense, not like the National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia...cannot think beyond.
“It is unfair to punish women and children for the clothes they wear for the act of the rapist,”
“Clothing is not the main consideration for those who commit despicable acts like these,” he said, in reference to the National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia’s condemnation of the uniform for being too sexy.
See....government smart, the other, also
No matter how many times the government change the uniform, students will still become victims of sexual crimes. I don't know whether some of you might be offended, but this is the truth. No bullshit.
It just depends on what friends you mix around, whether you can separate which is good and bad, right and wrong, or black and white.
Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Tun Hussein no need to say more, he has done a good job of defending students.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I recently wore my PIMP shirt for and outing to Times Square with Kerrie and Melissa.
I wonder....will the colour white attract beautiful hot girls?
I think so.......everyone was looking at me.
Conclusion....
I'll let Austin Powers do the talking.
I GOT MY MOJO BACK BABY!! SHAGEDELIC!!!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Oil price gone up...again.
Petrol to cost RM 2.70 starting from midnight.
Guess smart people would rush to the nearest Shell, Caltex, Petronas, Mobil, Projet to pump petrol.
Makes me wonder, everything go up, what about gaji?
Oh yeah, NT7 News asked a very verystupid question...
Will the people forced to adjust to a new lifestyle after oil prices gone up?
That's 'smart'....just smart.
Guess smart people would rush to the nearest Shell, Caltex, Petronas, Mobil, Projet to pump petrol.
Makes me wonder, everything go up, what about gaji?
Oh yeah, NT7 News asked a very very
Will the people forced to adjust to a new lifestyle after oil prices gone up?
That's 'smart'....just smart.
Is this sexy?
School uniform sexy, says group
After reading this news, I seriously went LOL on this. Since when can uniform be sexy? I guess the group can be the group that wanted to ban Gwen Stefani's concert, because her performance and her attire are not suitable for our culture. It promotes a certain degree of obscenity and will encourage youth to emulate the western lifestyle.
Wow. So true. Abdul Muntaqim, have you been observing Gwen instead of concentrating on your own damn job? We've been following western lifestyle since the British came.
Same goes to you Munirah Bahari, since when school uniforms in Malaysia are sexy? Since when men at the age of 30 -50 or even older can be turned on by their female counter parts wearing uniforms?
Guess men no need to watch porno anymore, since students in baju kurung or pinafores can turn them on.
“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,”
Oh yeah, since when men are attracted to white?
Well Munirah Bahari, if white were to attract sex maniacs, I guess the hospital is the main location to get high, especially on docs and nurses.
SO, IF I were to wear while shirt, just...plain white shirt that is transparent, will I attract George Clooney or Cristiano Ronaldo?
or even Brad Pitt?
Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”
Munirah Munirah, cover or no cover up, still kena raped mah. Rape, sexual harassment, premarital sex, it is all depends on the person to control it. Understand?
However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying that some used the white blouse to lure men.
Would my mum use white blouse to lure my dad into falling in love and get married and giving birth to me? Why would any women in the world wanna go out to the streets, wear white blouse, and lure any leng zhais to partner with them?!
Guess we no need match making already.
Pendek kata.....if uniforms were 'sexy' and 'encourages rape and premarital sex', then what about those girls that dressed up in Sungei Wang or Times Square? Guess Munirah will get the culture shock of her life.
Well...humans have common sense. Since we are living in a country where it doesn't snow, don't you dare expect us to cover up and show up in school under the hot sun. What you want the girls to do, dress like the Arabians?
From left.....Kamumalu, Hui Xian, Kerrie, Shu Teng.
I cannot imagine these for buddies of mine would wanna appear in McDonald's like this.
Aiya, since Munirah Bahari has time to kill, why don't the Education Department ask her to design new girl's school uniform.
Bet it will be like the Arabians, girls in black.
If any of you find this too sexy, go check in yourself in Tanjung Rambutan now.
Have you every see how Japanese girls' uniform is like? Google it. If our country's girls uniform is sexy, I bet Japan's is wasabi hot.
The National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia should concentrate more on their studies, instead of finding lame and stupid senseless issues to voice out.
Guess we're the laughing stock of international news now, huh?
KUALA LUMPUR: A Malaysian group condemned the uniform worn by girls at government schools, saying it encouraged rape and pre-marital sex.
“The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction,” National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari said in a statement.
“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” she said, calling for a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals.
In multicultural Malaysia, home to majority-Muslim Malays as well as ethnic Chinese and Indians, female students at government schools have a choice of wearing a white blouse with a knee-length skirt or pinafore.
They may also wear a “baju kurung” and a headscarf is optional for Malay students.
Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”
“This leads to babies born out of wedlock and, to an extent, even prostitution,” she said.
“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment.
However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying that some used the white blouse to lure men.
“This is the source of the problem, where we can see that schoolgirls themselves are capable of using this to attract men to them,” Munirah said.
“This could see them getting molested, having premarital sex and all sorts of things.” – AFP
After reading this news, I seriously went LOL on this. Since when can uniform be sexy? I guess the group can be the group that wanted to ban Gwen Stefani's concert, because her performance and her attire are not suitable for our culture. It promotes a certain degree of obscenity and will encourage youth to emulate the western lifestyle.
Wow. So true. Abdul Muntaqim, have you been observing Gwen instead of concentrating on your own damn job? We've been following western lifestyle since the British came.
Same goes to you Munirah Bahari, since when school uniforms in Malaysia are sexy? Since when men at the age of 30 -50 or even older can be turned on by their female counter parts wearing uniforms?
Guess men no need to watch porno anymore, since students in baju kurung or pinafores can turn them on.
“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,”
Oh yeah, since when men are attracted to white?
Well Munirah Bahari, if white were to attract sex maniacs, I guess the hospital is the main location to get high, especially on docs and nurses.
SO, IF I were to wear while shirt, just...plain white shirt that is transparent, will I attract George Clooney or Cristiano Ronaldo?
or even Brad Pitt?
Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”
Munirah Munirah, cover or no cover up, still kena raped mah. Rape, sexual harassment, premarital sex, it is all depends on the person to control it. Understand?
However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying that some used the white blouse to lure men.
Would my mum use white blouse to lure my dad into falling in love and get married and giving birth to me? Why would any women in the world wanna go out to the streets, wear white blouse, and lure any leng zhais to partner with them?!
Guess we no need match making already.
Pendek kata.....if uniforms were 'sexy' and 'encourages rape and premarital sex', then what about those girls that dressed up in Sungei Wang or Times Square? Guess Munirah will get the culture shock of her life.
Well...humans have common sense. Since we are living in a country where it doesn't snow, don't you dare expect us to cover up and show up in school under the hot sun. What you want the girls to do, dress like the Arabians?
From left.....Kamumalu, Hui Xian, Kerrie, Shu Teng.
I cannot imagine these for buddies of mine would wanna appear in McDonald's like this.
Aiya, since Munirah Bahari has time to kill, why don't the Education Department ask her to design new girl's school uniform.
Bet it will be like the Arabians, girls in black.
If any of you find this too sexy, go check in yourself in Tanjung Rambutan now.
Have you every see how Japanese girls' uniform is like? Google it. If our country's girls uniform is sexy, I bet Japan's is wasabi hot.
The National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia should concentrate more on their studies, instead of finding lame and stupid senseless issues to voice out.
Guess we're the laughing stock of international news now, huh?
Another post from Maccaroni Secretary
The secretary of Maccaroniboy.blogspot.com would like to inform to readers that, the creator's blog has changed the blog's name for personal reasons. He would also like to apologize to every loyal readers for not telling them, especially Shu Teng a.k.a www.fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com.
Here's a statement by my boss :
"Shu Teng a.k.a www.fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com, I am so so sorry for not notifying you about my blog name being changed, due to personal reasons. I owe you a Starbucks coffee."
The author would like to comment about the obscene picture in his GTA IV review post. His statement is recorded below:
"The reason why I posted the picture is because......for fun."
The author would also like to remind his fellow readers to be more open minded and not be like some idiot who comments about government school uniforms are sexy.
He will post about that issue later.
He would also like to express his sadness over the last-minute-never-come incident at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. He wants Hui Xian (www.h-4-huixian.blogspot.com) and Kamumalu (carlame-karumenu.blogspot.com) to buy him KFC and McDonald's respectively.
The author has waited in the male toilet in the airport for 7 hours straight with full of excitement.
He would also like to send his deepest pitiness towards Kent a.k.a Kentzai.blogspot.com. He would like to wish Kent all the best, and drink plenty of water.
Before I end my post, I would like to thank the author's readers for taking their time to read this post. Take care, and God bless.
Here's a statement by my boss :
"Shu Teng a.k.a www.fairydreams-teng.blogspot.com, I am so so sorry for not notifying you about my blog name being changed, due to personal reasons. I owe you a Starbucks coffee."
The author would like to comment about the obscene picture in his GTA IV review post. His statement is recorded below:
"The reason why I posted the picture is because......for fun."
The author would also like to remind his fellow readers to be more open minded and not be like some idiot who comments about government school uniforms are sexy.
He will post about that issue later.
He would also like to express his sadness over the last-minute-never-come incident at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. He wants Hui Xian (www.h-4-huixian.blogspot.com) and Kamumalu (carlame-karumenu.blogspot.com) to buy him KFC and McDonald's respectively.
The author has waited in the male toilet in the airport for 7 hours straight with full of excitement.
He would also like to send his deepest pitiness towards Kent a.k.a Kentzai.blogspot.com. He would like to wish Kent all the best, and drink plenty of water.
Before I end my post, I would like to thank the author's readers for taking their time to read this post. Take care, and God bless.
I went LOL all night
I went LOL all night, after knowing that Kent's ass has a growth and then doc just removed it...
I choke after drinking water....
I couldn't pee straight. Try laughing and peeing at the same time, then only you know.
I couldn't brush my teeth properly. Toothpaste splattered throughout the kitchen basin (That's where I brush my teeth)
I couldn't pray properly. God must be wondering what on Earth was I up to.
I couldn't sleep at all. (Duh)
My parents must be wondering...
'What the heck happened to our child?"
But what the heck....
I choke after drinking water....
I couldn't pee straight. Try laughing and peeing at the same time, then only you know.
I couldn't brush my teeth properly. Toothpaste splattered throughout the kitchen basin (That's where I brush my teeth)
I couldn't pray properly. God must be wondering what on Earth was I up to.
I couldn't sleep at all. (Duh)
My parents must be wondering...
'What the heck happened to our child?"
But what the heck....
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