Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Happy Birthday Kent!!


Wassup peeps. Ok, today is someone's special day. Its my senior Kent's birthday!!! *cue fireworks, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin dramatic piano play with fat opera lady singing* Sigh, all the expense.

Anyway, as band manager, I did give Kent a wonderful surprise. As you know his profile stated that his songs, his life has to do with S-E-X :D So, I called Sexy Escorts Agency to hook Kent up with some models who resemble famous celebs like Paris, Megan Fox, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria and many more.

Well, something went haywired, and this conversation happened....

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*wassuupp birthday boy

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*sup
*band manager

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*yeaaahhh
*hey, did the groupies wait outside yr house
*I ordered them

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*who?
*lol
*fucks
*u kidding is it==.=

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*oh shit

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*y?

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*u sure no chicks at yr house this morning?

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*nope.

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*farking escort agent
*nevermind
*next year k

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*lolz
*fuck you lah

Daniel (maccaroniboy.blogspot.com) - says:
*I janji, Megan Fox datang dress up in bunny suit

- keNtzai` - www.kentzai.blogspot.com says:
*lol
*pantat kau!

Oh boy, until I received a call from the agency that they accidentally sent the girls to this dude name Duck NgapZai. D'oh!!

Anyway, happy Birthday Kent!! Dah 18, bulu dah banyak lahir lah hehehehehhee. Enjoy your special day, only got 24 minutes left till the clock strikes midnight. :D