Dad : *Looks at Rico, uncle's dog* You know son, last time I used to have a dog, a German Shepard.
Me : O.o, serious ah?
Dad : Yeah, friend gave it to me. Heh that time I used to bring back hotel leftover food for him to eat.
Me : Aiya, that one normal mah.
Dad : No, its not the normal terrible leftovers ya know. I'm talking about beef steak, lamb chop and so on.
Me : Dad, when I say dog pampering you did it to the extreme.
Dad : Yeah, that lucky fella. Now look at this dog, poor thing nothing to eat.