Thursday, July 26, 2007

Whooot!!!! "My Love" parody........MY SLAVE!!!!

My Slave /My Maid- Justin Timberlake feat. T.I

(Let Me Turn You To perlude)
Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey
(I'm tired of arguing, maid!)
Hey,hey,hey
(I'm tired of arguing lah, babi!)
Hey,hey,hey

My maid,uh huh,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid,hey
My maid,hey,my maid
My maid

I love the way you standing,
You look so tired, you're gonna get fired (My maid)
That doesn't mean that you can stop working
Cause you know I'm the type that is so demanding (My maid)

Let's put it to cruise control
You can massage me from head to toe (My maid)
I'm gonna take it really nice and slow
But first let me turn you to be (My slave)

My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave
My slave

Walk in to my house, messy
I'm glad you came, now clean it up (My maid)
Let's sign a nightmarish contract
And get back to what you're surpose to do (My maid)
Let's take a trip to the gaming room
You can clean my Xbox360 and my Nitendo Wii
I know you want a rest
But first let me transform you to be (My slave)

My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey
My slave,hey,my slave,hey

Ain't another women can take your spot my-

If I wrote you a cheaque from me,
Just to say how much you're worth to me ($200 a month)
If I told you you are so bloody ugly
Would you buy a voodoo doll and curse me (tell me would you?)
Well, bitch I've been around the world
But I've never seen myself another maid (like you)
This cheaque represents my heart
But there's just one thing I need from you (a massage)

(Chorus)
Yeah, because
I can see you mopping the flour
Walking barefoot, your feet getting sore
I can see you in the laundry room
Sitting next to my clothes, sitting side by side
You can be my maid, then naik pangkat to slave
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you is to be my slave
(So don't run away) My Slave
(So don't run away) My Slave
(So don't run away) Ain't another women that can take your spot,my slave
(So don't run away) My slave
(So don't run away) My slave
(So don't run away) Ain't another women that can take your spot, my slave

Oooh slave
My slave
My slave

Now if I wrote you a complain note
And made you pissed off every word I wrote (what would you do?)
Would that make you wanna change maid agencies
And hope dont be selected back to my team (tell me, would you?)
See what's the point of paying you anymore
Cause bitch I've never been more sure (that it's not you)
This cheaque represents my heart
And everything you've been waiting for (naik pangkat)

(Chorus repeat)

(T.I's rap)
Bitch be hot as Paris Hilton
On the CNN again
Still hate her when I hired her from Japan
Listen maid, I've just got a plan
Why don't you sell yourself to a man
Cause the maids real wild they raise their're hands up high
Wanna get hired with a filthy rich guy
You don't really wanna let that chance go by
Because you ain't work for a guy that's so fly
I'm so fly I can be fly
Private, cause I handle mine
Call me candle guy, cause I am on fire
I love to cancel your vacation so you can be denied
I ain't patient, but I ain't gonna try
You don't come, you will die
Hold up, what you mean you cant go why?
You my maid ain't no tie
You say you wanna run away until you get so high
Bitch you decide that I ain't your guy
I ain't gonna lie, I'm destroying your space
Forget your face, I swear I will
Shoot you with my shotgun anywhere I chill
Prepare you a awful funeral, I will

(Chorus repeat last time)

P.S:SUE ME JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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