Monday, January 11, 2010

MacBoy's Awesome Video Music Awards for 2009

Yes, what's MTV without music videos? So here's a list of awards I made up just to honour the music videos we love (and hate) throughout the awesome year of 2009. Enjoy.

Best Video In Black And White :
"If I Were A Boy" -Beyonce

Best Video To Feature A Dance :
"Single Ladies" - Beyonce. C'mon, don't tell me that dance wasn't interesting at all?

Best Video To Feature A Dance That Spawned A Record For Most Youtube Fan Videos :
'Single Ladies" - Beyonce

Best Videos To Watch On Full HD Format :
"Beautiful" - Akon feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinall Offishall
"Halo" - Beyonce
"Sweet Dreams" - Beyonce
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas
"When Love Takes Over" - David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland
"Pokerface" - Lady Gaga
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry
"Obsessed" - Mariah Carey
"Jai Ho" - A.R.Rahman feat. Pussycatdolls
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Music Video That Teaches You Not To Be Greedy :
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry

Music Video With Best Lighting Effects :
"Halo" - Beyonce

Best Video To Make Use Of A Wishing Fountain :
"Starstrukk" - 30H!3 feat. Katy Perry

Best Music Video That Shows Blonde Women Are Easily Cheated By Guys :
"I'm So Paid" - Akon feat. Lil' Wayne

Most Creative Music Video -
"Paparazzi" - Lady Gaga

Best Music Video To Feature A A-List Guest List :
"I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas. You got Kid Cudi, Katy Perry, David Guetta and so much more :D
*notable runner up - "Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain. Cameos from Forest Whitaker, Samuel L. Jackson, Ron Howard, Jake Gyllenhaal, Mos Def, Cedric The Entertainer, Quincy Jones and the rest you don't know.

Best Video To Show That You Don't Need To Have A Driver Behind The Wheel To Control The Car :
"How Do You Sleep" - Jesse McCartney feat. Ludacris

Best Video Showing A Singer Playing 2 Characters :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Video To Tell Us Cheerleaders Are Sometimes....A Bitch :
"You Belong With Me" - Taylor Swift

Best Use Of Slowmotion Effects
"Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry

Sexiest Featured Artist In A Music Video :
Katy Perry, in "Starstrukk"

Best Neighbours In Hell Inspired Video :
"Gives You Hell" - The All American Rejects

Best WTF Moment In A Music Video :
"Treat Me Like Your Mother" - The Dead Weather. Shows that even you're loaded with submachine guns, with your enemy very close to you shooting at you too, both sides still have not yet to be shot.

Best Music Video To Feature Elephants :
"Circus" - Britney Spears

Most Eco-friendly Music Video :
"Kings and Queens" - 30 Seconds to Mars. LOL, one car compared to hundreds of bicycles. Mother nature must be happy this time.

Best Music Video That Features All Of The Coolest Dances Ever Existed On Planet Earth :
"Fire Burning" - Sean Kingston

Best Music Video Which Features Toys :
"Fireflies" - Owl City

Best Music Video Which Features Gambling and Living Glamorous Lifestyles :
"Waking Up In Vegas" - Katy Perry

Best Star Wars Inspired Music Video :
"Meet Me Halfway" - The Black Eyed Peas

Best Music Video To Be Used In A Tourism Campaign :
"Empire State Of Mind" - Jay Z feat. Alicia Keys

Best Music Video That Features Cars/Objects/Humans Transforming :
"I Can Transform Ya" - Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne and Swizz Beats

Best Music Video That Makes Fun Of People Making The Headlines For All The Wrong Reason :
"We Made You" - Eminem

Best Animated Music Video :
"Heartless" - Kanye West

Most Red-ish Music Video :
"Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain

Best Music Video To Blow Up Boxes Of Auto-tune :
"D.O.A (Death Of Autotune) - Jay Z

Best Rock Video :
"21 Guns" - Green Day.

Best Kiss In A Music Video :
"21 Guns" - Green Day. Would you and your partner kiss while bullets are piercing through your house's wall? That's daring and good too.

Now for the dubious honours.....

Worst Video Which Has Nothing To Do With The Song Title :
"Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3

We Thought The Music Video Could Have Been Better :
"Sugar" and 'Right Round" - Flo Rida

Worst Music Video To Contribute To Earth Pollution :
"Run This Town" - Jay Z feat. Kanye West and Rihanna
*notable runners up : "Funhouse" - Pink

Enough With The Black And White Already!!! :
"Single Ladies", "If I Were A Boy", "Broken Hearted Girl", "Diva" - Beyonce. Urrghh.....

We Had High Hopes For This Music Video (for guys), But We're Kinda Dissapointed :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Not nice at all

We Had High Hopes For This Music Video (for girls), But We're Damn Dissapointed :
Erm, "Meet Me On The Equinox" - Death Cab For A Cutie. Not enough Jacob and Edward in it XD

Looking Forward To The Music Video, But Looks Like It Was Done By Someone Not Creative :
"Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Keisha

Worst Music Video To Give You A Headache After Watching It :
"Welcome To The Heartbreak" - Kanye West feat. Kid Cudi

Worst Music Video Which Suppose To Be A Music Video But Ended Up Looking More Like A Long Advertisement For A Product Company :
"I Wanna" - The All American Rejects. LG phones....pifft....

Worst Product Placement In A Music Video :
Nokia phones. 5800 in "Jai Ho", "Waking Up In Vegas", "Right Round". Nokia N97 in "I Gotta Feeling". least Sony Ericsson not as despo as you Nokia.
*notable runner up : iPhone in "One Time" by Justin Bieber

Worst Use Of Colour :
"Sugar" - Flo Rida feat. Wynter

Worst Costume :
"Videophone" - Beyonce feat. Lady Gaga. Most of Beyonce's costume for that music video makes her look like a skank. Lady Gaga, thank goodness she looks fine.

Dumbest Character In A Music Video :
Mariah Carey's stalker in her music video, "Obesessed". I mean, which idiot stands in the middle of the road and takes pictures of his/her favourite idol. Can't he/she go up to his/her idol and ask for a picture to be taken? Ended up getting knocked by a public bus.

You Know That Handphone Is Made-In-China Bad :
That Nokia phone in "Obessesed", Mariah Carey's music video. Wasn't there suppose to be a flash whenever a picture is taken? Why that stalker have to press the 'capture' button so many times? Dumb fella.

Most Sexist Music Video Done By A Canadian :
"Best I Ever Had" - Drake. Girls with bouncing tits and smilling? Wow

Too Many Bouncing Boobs :
'Best I Ever Had" - Drake

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